so why are you robots not dating a stoner girl?
is it because I'm considered a degenerate?probably.
>>28361058
pretty sure i#ve seen that same pic with /b/ written on the card....
>>28361058
Because you do/will fuck your dealer for free drugs.
>>28361085
you haven't because it was taken today.
You're a Chad lusting whore is the main reason.
Secondary reason would be that I find people who take any drug, including alcohol, for non medical reasons on a regular basis to be annoying. Stoners are especially annoying because most of the time they are idiots and try to convert people into stoners on the premise of cannabis being natural.
Opium is also natural.
>>28361058
I wouldn't want to date one, but I'd love to have a slutty stoner friend with benefits
>>28361058
Manipulative fucking whores.
You're never here to date. You don't actually care about finding a bf.
This is just easy attention for you. Now fuck off.
>>28361161
>g string
>exposing butt in public
Slut.
>>28361058
>Tfw no stoner friend
Fuck a relationship, I just need a hookup again.
I smoke weed everyday doesn't mean I would fuck an attention whore like yourself
I wouldn't fuck anyone though this pathetic dick deserves nothing I am a shell of a person someone should kill me already
How can Ifuckmarry this girl?
>>28361058
Allah frowns upon those who date rachet bitches.
If I'm going to Hell then I want a 10/10 model, not some basic bitch.
Because they're fat, trashy, and fuck drug dealers for free weed.
>>28361058
Because you wouldn't give the "real robots" a chance. Because they're hideous, smell like shit, and emotionally devoid. Also they'd prolly call you a degenerate.
You also probably wouldn't give any of the submissive boys here a chance, unless you're by chance part of the 10% or so of dominant women out there that aren't lesbian.
Also I doubt you would want to be with one of the mentally ill people here. Maybe at first, you'd think he's okay then mood swings start and you'd run away screaming.
tldr Do you know where you are desu ?
>>28361173
>slutty stoner friend with benefits
i think thats his point
>>28361173
don't tell me you don't love sluts
>>28361058
I did. She smoked half my weed and never pitched in
>>28361058
Anybody who bases their identity on their intoxicant of choice is a degenerate. Smoking weed is fine, being a stoner is not.
Not a robot but the reason I avoid stoner girls is because they are typically unhygenic (smell bad, never clean, bad breath, etc) and they are all extremely immature and are going nowhere in life
>>28361238
I would line all sluts up and execute them by firing squad if I could.
>>28361119
What's wrong with opium? The manmade shit is the problem. It's only ever an issue if you start popping pills or using heroin.
>>28361260
>going nowhere in life
Where are they supposed to be going?
> "its natural so it must not be bad for you!"
fuck off. go eat some poison berries then.
>>28361058
I did once, it was fun. She wasn't even a slut, surprisingly.
>all these faggots responded
>no tits with timestamp in sight
>no one demanding the above
WEW LAD
I'd date a stoner girl, though I'm more into nitrous than weed. However after a few bad relationships I'm emotionally fucked up with low standards and trust issues out the wazoo.
Always wanted to date a typical stoner girl but I've never been social enough to meet one. Now I have a throat disease and can't even smoke anymore so it doesn't matter.
>>28361058
>implying a girl would ever want to date me, even If she was high
>>28361282
>what's wrong with opium
This is the retarded shit stoners and druggies spew that I was talking about.
You're so dumb and yet you think you're enlightened or some nonsense.
Ever heard of the opium wars? Ever bothered to read the abuse potential of opium?
Datura is a natural substance too, are you gonna tell me that's okay for you?
>>28361391
>being this assblasted over a little bit of flower juice
>>28361382
well I'm sure you can't be *that* bad.
honestly, half the guys on here aren't as bad as they say.
>>28361058
>no timestamp
yeah fuck off
>>28361058
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>>28361391
>police and gansters have guns
>blame it on the high life that people shoot at each other
It's just a power struggle. SSDD. There is no difference between a thug and an officer. No difference between a terrorist and a soldier. Fuck yourself normshit.
>>28361282
>>28361119
I want to try opium now but where would someone even find opium? do they still make that stuff?
>>28361515
I wasn't talking about gangs and drug cartels retard. Opiates are the most addictive things on earth and will cause you to throw your entire life and family away for them if you need to. It doesn't matter if it's opium or Vicodin or heroin or morphine.
>>28361512
not Erica, I've seen her post on here with a trip fag name before. pretty sure she's pic related.
>>28361566
Yes you were talking about them and you are now, because the reason the shit gets too expensive is because assholes don't let you plant it. A cop will put you in a cage if he finds out you plated a shit ton, or a nigger will shoot you for being competition. If it weren't for them it'd be super cheap. It's not like kratom that takes five fucking years to grow, something that they have, ironically, been froced to turn to, the stoners. And even then the kratom is only a few hundred a month.
>>28361058
Because women aren't the focus in my life, and aren't what I need to achieve happiness.The bonus is that drugs are degenerate and are a bad investment. Much like marriage.Although I've considered multiple times buying into the phase to fuel a degenerate girl such as yourself in exchange for sex.
Generally speaking, they align with my character more than average normie out on the streets. Though, not by much. Super Celibacy keeps me from Super Sticky situations
>>28361497
try me, normalfag
>tfw no stoner gf
>>28361556
It's there on darknet.
>>28361737
post a pic, anon.
original
>>28361556
>being this new
>buy unwashed, untreated poppy seeds
>plant them
>???????
>???????
>suddenly opium frower
>????????
>literally profit
>>28361497
Stop giving me false hopes.
originalo
>>28361837
this isn't soc you orginal whore
>>28362063
I didn't intend to, but seriously, you can't be that bad.
>>28361058
>no timestamp
ok
I did. She would steal my cigarettes, hog the weed, force me into sex I did not want, especially unprotected sex, intoxicate me and then tie me up... Overall was like an abusive father + forced sex.
Oh, and then she charged me with rape.
On the bright side, I associate her with turning my life around and putting me on track to where I am now.
>>28362577
>life on track
>writing long posts on r9k
something doesn't add up
>>28362609
>tfw $60,000 a year job
>a fucking robot tries to fuck with me
I am a tourist in mental illness, anon, you are a prisoner in it.
>>28362577
>Overall was like an abusive father + forced sex
So a normal abusive father?
>implying I'm desperate enough to get some used up camwhore from 4chan
>implying you're not a neckbeard
lmao
>>28362673
That was unnecessarily harsh...
>>28362673
yeah but at least if I was successful I wouldn't be on r9k shitposting because I don't have friends to talk to like you are
>>28361272
Lole why?
My girlfriend is a stoner. She's also a lawyer though, I'd say I got it pretty good ;)
>>28362673
HAHAHAHAH
>tfw $500,000 a year job
>tfw anon tries to shitpost with a teacher salary
>lol
>>28362919
I know right? What a dork!
>tfw $1,000,000,000 a year from a business i made myself
>>28361058
i'll date you
we can smoke nonstop and drown in bacardi
>>28362999
But she will not date you.
>>28361058
i am. of course im not a robot, Im an /o/tist.
>>28361173
I think she just had a tattoo anon, it would be hard to have the tattoo through underwear that covers your whole ass, taking it off to have it done would be much sluttier.
Also, that was kind of the point.
>>28363022
/thread
NETHERLANDS (for the robot)
>>28363036
how many times you got cheated on while you gotbuttfuckedin jail?
>>28362962
>tfw I'M DONALD TRUMP
>>28363123
0. i had work release for the 9 days i was in jail. i had sex 5 of them.
dont be mad.
>>28363022
the bitch shouldnt temp me to ask :(
>>28363123
btw try posting your car, jelly poorfag, not a hyper car you cant afford to touch.
>>28363183
Either change the wheels or that shade of blue.
>>28361112
So where's the timestamp?
>>28363203
Subbie is okay, sell me some drugs.
>>28361566
*also benzo is the most addictive, as it takes months to get out of your system sometimes, and OPIOIDS (dumbass) take two weeks. Oh, and Opioids won't fry your brain with seizures like a benzo.
>>28363123
>>28363036
>>28363183
>>28363203
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>>28363279
All shit tier compared to the NSX
>>28363438
both corvettes literally shit on the NSX on any road course you might choose. my c6 is 500 whp and the c7 is about 400 whp. a stock nsx puts down about 230 whp with worse brakes, tires, and suspension dynamics.
>>28363438
clean
bloxxx
>>28363500
Love those rims
>>28363499
lap times disagree with you m8. C7 is an awesome car but vettes on average have no class. All car enthusiasts respect the NSX.
I can never be with someone with an addiction. My parents were heavy alcoholics so I know that addicts will always love their vice more than you
Same reason for all these threads. She said no. Except with drug girls they tend to take any money or weed they can get before they tell you to fuck off. Not healthy.
>>28361058
Anyone who considers themselves a "stoner" ought to die. It's cringey. Weed is fun, I get it. It's not a fucking lifestyle.
>>28363559
Driver's eye.
>>28363279
where you at famalamborghini?
>>28363593
You'd be surprised how well a vette can handle.
>>28363593
find laptimes that support a stock nsx beating a c6 z06 or c7 z51 around a track.
ill wait.
>>28363700
post ugly tranny gf
>>28363676
Way up north, what's with the smoke/frost filters.
>>28363423
opium, heroin, codeine and morphine are opiates
painkillers are opioids
>>28363669
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>>28363203
What are you thoughts on the 204sx?
pic related is mine
>>28363781
rear view, its a '97
Wait a minute, is there truly somebody preferring NSXs to corvettes? Jesus our civilization is truly fucked
>>28363841
found the 16 year old. modsmodmodsmods
>>28363751
>being this retarded
I hope you're baiting.
>tfw this is now a car thread
>>28363813
nice, change taillights, blackout the windows or change the wheels.
>>28361058
Yes. Now vanish from my sight, harlot of babylon
>>28363971
I thought this was /o/.
>>28363976
Thanks, I bought it on craigslist about 3 months ago for 4k. 90k miles, completely stock save 5 lug Q45 calipers
>>28364298
>>28364039
>>28363976
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>>28363279
>>28363248
>>28363203
>>28363183
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>>28363036
Why be so interested in something so common and old? Aside from derailing the thread of course.
>>28364298
Autotragic ;-;
>>28364498
Born /o/tist, I could name cars before even knowing to read/write. Racing is where its at.
>>28364557
Forgot your picture.
>>28361319
This desu
Get me a gf who I can discuss these things with.
>>28361058
I would, I live in Washington so weed is legal. However I already have a girlfriend and she doesn't smoke presumably since she's a nurse.
>>28361103
Hey Vyro. It's me your ex-orbiter. I'd just like to say that's really misguided with a drug like weed, maybe for someone on crack sure but what kind of sensationalised movies are you drawing your inspiration from.
>>28361556
At least where I live it's legal to grow. That way you can harvest it yourself (with stealth because that's not so legal) and then make your own pure opium.
>>28363781
>>28363813
theyre an okay platform but underwhelming in any stock trim and most have been abused.
>>28363781
my last galaxy had a cracked lens.
>>28363726
>ugly
>tranny
as if. are you gay or something?
>pic related, beautiful face beautiful pussy
>>28364873
If someone offered free anything they were addicted to for sex I would absolutely believe that any girl would fuck for it.
They're usually so awful.
>>28363841
he is just a poor weeaboo who hasn't driven either.
>>28364298
>automatic
shitbox ahoy.
>>28364498
if you ever drive a fast car hard you will understand. there is no greater feeling than tripling the speed limit in mountain highways at the bleeding limit of traction.
>my c6s 0 to 60. 3.35s on an unprepared highway
>nsx does 4.8 to 5.2 seconds stock depending on trim
:^)
>>28361197
duh same way most "chads" get laid, drug her up and have sex with her when shes under the influence, you know rape.
>>28365197
Hi, Vyro. What happened to this place?
>>28361058
because i'm boring and devoid of any redeeming qualities
>>28364873
Why ex-orbiter? Why not be a 2016 orbiter?!
>>28365350
Despair happened.
It's all ded
>>28365376
Vyro still best Vyro
>>28365389
I left for like, half a year, and this whole board is full of women and normies. Moreso than before. You're still on the first page though. :v0
>>28365409
You should have stayed gone friend it's horrible. I hate this place.
Did we used to talk?
>>28365588
I don't know how to hit someone up when I owe them something and I cannot provide at the moment.
I can barely afford my own weed habit
and bitches don't throw in ever
My ideal gf doesn't smoke weed but doesn't care if i smoke.
>>28365618
What are you talking about
I'm so confused
>>28361058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
Girls who smoke are usually pretty loose. There's actually a lot of research linking smoking with sex drive and increased partner count.
So while they make great fuck buddies, they also make for terrible relationships.
Because I don't know any stoner girls personally. If I happened to neet a single stoner girl then I'd definitely give it a chance.
>>28361058
I would love to date a stoner girl, not sure where to meet them though.
Want to be my gf OP?
>119 replies
every fucking time
>>28365784
>2016
>making up bullshit to justify your 4chan derrived life philosophy
and you wonder why you cant make heads or tails of life.
>>28365688
another friendly reminder that vyro is normie scum and should leave
>>28365994
qt, tbhvyro
>>28366114
Been looking for this for years, thank you
Maybe i should unfilter you
>>28366114
Shit, Vyro got rekt
>>28366114
Fuck Vyro, he's always been one of the worst trips here, even before this drama. He just goes around and posts controversial shit with no ability to argue it, and sulks around about how bad his life is, when in reality he's fucking fine.
Fuck all tripfags, if you're not using a trip for a specific purpose, you're just an attention seeking normie fuck, and especially fuck the ones that go around talking about how terrible their lives are, and how mentally ill they are, while being fine.
>>28363145
>tfw there's a relatively decent chance that this poster actually is Donald Trump
>>28361058
>said I was starting a two week tolerance break starting today
>scraped up a bunch of bud and grinder kief and vaporized it
I'm starting a two weak tolerance break tomorrow for real, and it sucks. I found that smoking every day had no negative effects, because I just smoked at night and the rest of the day I was functional and could get a lot of shit done. Lately I had nothing much to do and was smoking during the day as well, I've gone through a lot of bud in the last several months. I'm going back to smoking only at night because I am more busy and cant afford being high all the time, but now my tolerance is way up. Got to take a god damned break and it sucks.
>so why are you robots not dating a stoner girl?
I don't care if a girl smokes or not, But I would not want to do anything more than every night and if I were around someone I was attracted to who smokes all the time, I think I would also smoke all the time. And that is not the appropriate lifestyle for me unless I want depression.
>>28365688
Who is she, Vyro?
>tfw no gf to get stoned with
I did once.
She smoked all of the weed, never paid for it, never paid for the food, and she cheated on me with eggman.
Fuck stoners
>>28366200
>>28366297
That gets posted weekly.
Got friendzoned btw.
>>28368070
I don't know who the person in that post is.
But the anime girl who is my phone background is pic related
Good music video too
>>28361058
Because weed doesn't smell nice
>>28368834
Maybe not shit weed, anon, dank smells gr8 tho
>>28368899
Not him, but all weed smells fucking disgusting.
Doesn't matter the strain, age, or price.
Smells terrible. I always shower immediately after smoking cus I can't even stand my own breath
>>28368955
It's really a matter of opinion.
I think weed smells good. You think it smells bad.
Neither of us is objectively right. We're experiencing the smell differently, probably due to a different arrangement of atoms and energy in our brains.
>>28368955
>Doesn't matter the strain, age, or price.
quality sure as fuck matters though
quality weed smells amazing, smell differs by strain
though i will admit some weed smells like straight up skunk
and, ive driven by some dead skunks on the road and smelled it in the car and actually liked it before because of weed, lol
>>28368993
>different arrangement of atoms and energy in our brains
Weed makes you retarded.
Stop smoking at once
>bro, it's like the atoms in our brainzzzz
>>28369004
Nah, weed can be an enjoyable smell if you smoke it, because it's associated with a pleasurable act, but it's objectively a rather unpleasant smell by other standards, it's acrid, piercing, and if you're talking about the actual smoke, it's like a more obnoxious version of normal smoke. Same goes for tobacco. They're sharp and too strong, no matter how much of it there is.
>>28369008
Okay, so you're saying you can be conscious without a brain, then?
>>28361058
Why would i want to kiss someone who'd always have horrible breath.
>>28361391
Angel trumpet makes me feel finnnee
I think you're an ego headed fuck that should mind his own business... Also, how does a war on opium prove opium is dangerous?
>>28369008
This arrogant prick
There are definitely atoms in your brain the only thing shady about what he said is using a word as nebulous as energy to describe brain chemistry even though it's very true energy is an intrinsic part of everything
Idc anyways weed is fucking degenerate traditional psychedelics are god tier
Because I have a crippling pot addiction that controls my life. Im high as fuck right now writing this. I get high all day and have zero motivation to do anything at all. i jerk off all day cause im stoned and im always burntout so i rarely leave my house unless for work. so I can never get outside to meet any stoner girls
>>28361187
my thoughts man exactly. stoned as fuck as well
>>28361058
I do.
Her addiction is cucking me.
>>28370206
it's your own fault man..
>>28361058
Because honestly while i wouldn't mind a girl who smokes weed every now and then, I would hate to have a "stoner" gf because they implies that shes basically high all the time and i wouldn't want to interact with someone and only getting the high version of themselves and not really connecting with the real person.
Nothing wrong with smoking weed or a girl who smokes it every now and then, hell the idea of being high and fucking girl is really hot to me. But when smoking weed is basically the only thing you do and care about, I want nothing to do with you.
Also like other robots have said, even if I did want something to do with you, you still wouldn't date a robot, you might think you would since you've seen normalfags post in the faces of /r9k/ threads, but those people aren't robots. Robots are the people your're disgusted by and laugh at, were not the "cute socially awkward" type. That you see in those fucking threads.
>>28371138
yeah becuse you're that kind of guy saying that you would change her mind by lloving her and taking of her decently
for sure brah
I'd have no problem with dating a stoner/hippy girl, as long as she was okay with me doing opiates.
>>28361058
I don't trust stoner whores. Simple as that. They are all fucking whores. I've dumped every single girl that mentioned weed as a hobby.
My bloody fucking mistake was giving one of them a chance because "oh well it's just weed, I'm very uncomfortable with it, but she's such a great girl otherwise and I love her, dumping her for it is just too superficial". I fell for the dumbass excuse "oh if you aren't comfortable with it don't worry I won't smoke around you. I smoke it by myself anyway, I don't smoke with other people".
You better believe she cheated on me. And guess how she cheated on me? Smoking pot with a bunch of stoners, got "too high" (her words not mine) and decided it would be okay to let a guy "eat her out" (which is bullshit, her friend later told me she fucked 3 different guys that long weekend).
I don't even care about people who smoke pot. They can smoke themselves into an unproductive mess for all I care. But for a relationship, I refuse to date a girl who smokes pot. It doesn't work. You literally need to smoke pot yourself for it to work.
>>28361058
If you think robots even have the option then you don't belong here, normo
>>28361058
This is definitely Erica she must have dyed her hair.
That is her profile.
>>28361058
Are you in Melbourne?
>>28361058
it's not like a stoner girl would want anything with me.
>>28368359
>>tfw no gf to get stoned with
I know that feel, senpai. I had friends with a stoner girl, it was pretty cool to be stoned together, but she would never want something with a loser like me.
>>28361058
What's your drug(s) of chose, are you and addict, what is your hygiene like and are you nice and cute
>>28361058
I wanna smoke a bong with ya
>>28371972
Are you saying that if you smoked pot if would've worked and she wouldn't have cheated on you?
You literally deluded cuckboi
>>28361058
I smoke weed sometimes but i fucking hate people who make it their whole identity, it just makes it obvious they don't really have any personality.
