How do I get a gf? Keep in mind she has to fit these qualifications:
1. Likes Star Wars
2. Likes being choked
3. Collects toys
Thanks in advance guys!
strangely most girls like being choked...i totally dont get it
>>28360553
I know a nice girl who fits all those criteria. Let me tell you a story
>be me
>20's
>I'm in a very prestigious private school with my own personal tutor
>on our travels, meet fembot.
>fembot is so pretty but I'm too young
>years later
>still have same tutor
>see fembot again and kinda save her life, don't want to tell that story again so I'll move on
>Me and her hit it off but tutor disapproves
>says I need to focus on my craft
>fuck him, we get married to spite him
>start getting wierd vibes
>like we're in danger
>one night, we're hanging out
>I started talking to another tutor, thinking about switching to him cause he's so cool
>me and wife get in argument
>I lose my temper
>I choke her
>oshit.png
>I think wife is dead
>old tutor sees everything, tries to kill me
>throws me into lava
>new tutor gives me sick cyborg body
>mfw
>>28360754
Fuck you man... Brb gonna kms
Get off of r9k, Kylo
I used to have a fwb that liked being choked and liked Star Wars. Was pretty good.
>>28360553
No lie I just met a girl last week who likes nerdy shit and being choked. Don't know about toys but she also plays Magic. They exist, but you have to be a normie like me to fuck them B)
