>tfw mom got a pet chimp even though I told her not to because they're dangerous
>tfw can't even sleep anymore because too worried the chimp is going to spaz out, come into my room, and tear off my face
>another cuckold thread
woman being retarded
what a surprise
>>28360125
Just because it's about a black guy doesn't mean it's a cuck thread.
>>28360089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc
show her this video then OP.
>>28360089
Shoot it or poison it.
I fucking hate monkeys, they're creepy as fuck.
Buy yourself some either from the hardware store, soak a rag in it and knock the fucker out while she's not home. Then take a kitchen knife and stab it to death in the back yard. Cut it into 6 pieces with an axe and wrap each on in layers of burlap. Throw the pieces in seperate dumpsters throughout town.
If you have woods, or a lake, buy some cheapo charcoal grills. Pretend to grill in the woods and burn each piece on charcoal until only bone remains. Bury the bones.
>>28360157
this video is fucking chilling.
>>28360190
Actually, better yet, go to your local mall. They have trash compactors. Take a piece, wrapped in burpap and put a trash bag or two around it. Throw it into the trash vompactor at the mall. Some kid from forever 21 will run it and compact the piece for you. They have multiple compactors at each mall and they aren't usually locked.
>>28360190
>>28360272
Also, if you're worried about stabbing it, take your dads sledgehammer or pickaxe to it instead. Break it's skull open.
>>28360501
Most people don't have sledgehammers and pickaxes just lying around.
Start carrying, senpai. Could also buy armor.
Pic of chimp with timestamp?
>>28360256
i laffed straight away when the monkey was hooting and shrieking in the background
then i was sad
>>28360622
Do you not have a dad or something? How the fuck does your dad not have a pickaxe or sledge hammer? You use them to dig and drive stakes.
>>28360735
>>28360157
Have some OC about chimpo.
>>28360788
Not everyone's an underageb&. Nor does everyone live in the fucking boonies.
>>28360788
Who the fuck has pickaxes and sledgehammers?
>>28360919
He says in the OP he still lives with mummy.
Any dad in the suburbs should own a pickaxe. We built a tiled dugout patio when I was younger. Anybody with a good dad should have a full set of tools on had at home.
>>28360089
Shouldn't of adopted Tyrone, the dumb bitch.
>>28361003
Dads with tool boxes and air compressors. You know, men with tools.
>>28360089
there is a rapefugee joke to be made here.
there is a original comment here
>>28360190
can you really buy ether at a hardware store?
>>28361255
Yes, of course you can. The new composite grips on pickaxes make digfing easier than ever. Once you get through the top soil there is a layer of clay, so you need a pickaxe to dig in this harder clay.
You can buy guns at the gun store too.
And chainsaws at the hardware store as well.
Do you live in britcuckistan or something?
even if you get them as babies you can only have them for like 5-7 years. after that point they start to sexually mature and lose all reasoning capabilities and will eat your face off.
Your moms pretty dumb.
>>28360089
depending on where you live, it's probably illegal. if it is, just call the police on her anonymously.
>>28360089
What? Where the hell do you live where you're just able to buy chimps as pets?
>>28360157
fuck, i cant imagine how i would react to seeing my pet monkey of 13 years rip my best friend aprt and start eating her
>>28360089
>mom got a pet chimp even though I told her not to because they're dangerous
Sorry op. Burn the coal, pay the toll.
>>28361954
>Chimp
>Black people
>>28362942
>chimp/black "people"
>people
