>mummy found my cumtube syringe
>she's freaking out asking if I'm shooting up heroin with it
>never in a trillion years would I ever tell her its actual purpose
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
tell her you're injecting marijuanas with it
>>28356757
Tell her it's for clearing out your nose, like a netty pot.
Tell her you're on heroin, do it for the laughs
>step-uncle found the earwax cupboard
>cumtube syringe
Do explain.
tell her you are trying to create a humunculus
>>28356757
Tell her it's for measuring resin for your action figures. You use one for adding the hardening catalyst to casting resin and I'm guessing if you have a fucking cumtube syringe laying around then you probably have a few anime figures somewhere too.
If you want it to be more convincing buy some resin too.
>cousin found the smegma wrench
>Sister found the toenail buckets
>niece found the piss drawer
>step-grandpa found the bone marrow bottle
feds found my porn hdd
>neighbor found the testicle flapjack
>grandpa found the cum drum
>Female who gave birth to me has discovered the solid waste product from an animal digestive tract, discharged through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation item of clothing worn on the feet and often covering the ankle and some part of the calf
>wife's son found the shit vase
>>28357113
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>>28357003
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>>28356865
cumtube syringes are actually real, OP isn't memeing around
>>28357166
HOLY FUCK HE'S RIGHT
CUM TUBE SYRINGES ARE A REAL THING???
THANKS BAD DRAGON??????????????
>>28357166
I looked it up. It's a Bad Dragon thing. Dragon dildos. I am disgust.
OP, just go with >>28356896.
Cumtube Syringe would be a pretty boss band name though.
SAY ITS SOME SCIENCE EXPERIMENT SHIT IDK
LIE OUT YOUR ASS
>sister found the cum vapozaitor
>redditors don't know what a cumtube syringe is and start memeing thinking they're going along with some ebin inside joke
>mom found the pus botle
Op, why do you have a cumtube syringe?
