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Another hotter day than Ibiza tomorrow edition
>>28356319
yeah where my Welsh fuckers at?
>>28356319
I miss the chavvy slut already
>>28356301
I don't unfortunately. Not really interested in GoT or Walking dead so that's a conversation gone out the window.
Like I said, I'm most likely a boring person.
How to go outside without panicking and having trouble breathing?
Sounds pathetic but im desperate.
>>28356362
Job centre lad
>>28356305
How do you act hard as fuck at 5'6
>>28356362
I went to uni in wales. It made me pretty depressed, might not be Wales' fault
Post your waifu if that's your thing.
i feel like i just got up, but its 8.30.
Though i have enjoyed the day, would be nice to spend the evening with a cute lad.
>>28356375
depends why you think you feel that way, i listen to XFM and think of myself as invisible and i can do it.
>>28356405
Wish that would work for me, people yell stuff at me when they see me out.
>>28356392
I get this feeling that all uni's are actually really depressing after a while
I've been up to aber uni a few times on nights out and every is absolutely wrecked trying to forget about there work, all they have is drinking.
>>28356393
memeposting the one.
>>28356430
why? fixing why people do that would probably make you feel better about it anyway.
>>28356437
I was at aber apparently the uni has as way bigger drinking/drug problem than most because its how everyone copes (even the normies)
>>28356393
>Post your waifu if that's your thing.
>hfw she sees my thing
>>28356467
No reason, they do it to loads of people but it makes me upset and scared where as over people just confront them.
Have you ever seen peep show?
Am I trap material lads
>>28356362
Lining up outside Boots in Rhyl at 6am for their scripts.
>>28356489
not surprised in a good way there though lad.
>>28356393
Re-watching Natsume Yuujinchou, very comfy desu~
>>28356362
I was born there but I've lived in England for most of my life
>>28356485
certainly looked that way from the outside as well
>>28356369
It doesn't have to be either of those two, just some current-ish show she might have seen. Even anime if you gotta stretch that far, although if you like Naruto seriously don't tell her. What kind of stuff do you like? You got any hobbies?
>>28356362
Can a Welsh person explain to me why most of you are so arrogant about being Welsh? Every Welsh person I've known finds a way to fit Wales into almost every conversation.
Fuck it lads gonna go to the bank. Weathers not that bad and im just gonna speed walk.
If one more bad thing happens while im out thats it, im done. Ill post again in 20 minutes, wish me luck.
>>28356393
Had three hours sleep lads, kill me now.
Anyone play Rust?
>>28356375
Shot of tequila first m8.
>>28356588
Its because they aren't paki worshiping cuks. They are an under race and so they don't have to neuter themselves to not be called nazis
>>28356588
Literally nothing else going for them. All Welsh people have a huge chip on their shoulder, nobody knows why. They hate the English just because the Scottish and Irish do it.
>>28356638
>nobody knows why
Because they're effeminate fucks who are inferior in every way and resent it
What's going on? it's early may, it shouldn't be this hot yet REEEEE
>tfw stick arms
>>28356588
in the context of the thread I just wondered how many other who live in wales people were here with me.
Personally, I don't see myself as Welsh, my dad is from Wales, but I don't have the accent, I can't speak the language and I don't like Welsh people that much, they look down on you if don't speak their dying language, love rugby or enjoy farming
>>28356588
WAYYULS
escaping to Spain next week lads
you best be jelly
Poleaboo:
I want to republish a selection of your blog entries on my literature blog, I think you have writing talent, and an extremely original voice
please contact me at [email protected]
>>28356489
what are those things on her head? Ears? Handles?
>>28356730
not really, but what are you going to do?
>>28356362
Come to the green man with me
>>28356785
I've been there three times, it's a proper good festival, I worked there driving the golf carts around one year
>>28356392
>>28356592
fuckin pics when you get back you cunt
>>28356730
>not just having a spanish gf and staying in a country with an economy
>>28356819
I'm 5'6 and asking a general question not the lad going for a walk
>>28356730
Whereabouts lad?
gsdg
>>28356780
visiting one of my only two friends
get a feel of the city, sightseeing, checking out the local UniI want to leave my shithole town for good so god damn much, hopefully this will be the first step
>>28356839
swing arms around wildly, walk like john wayne, stare everyone down harder than they stare at you and most importantly, carry a big shank. anyone says shit to you just yell YOU FUCKIN WOT MATE and lunge at them waving the shank
>>28356839
go post a picture of yourself. Feel free to blur the face
Don't give us that "I'm not an idiot" shite, no one you know is on here
>>28356859
what city is it? If it's Barcelona you will 100% get mugged
>>28356873
Hahah sure Bradley.
>>28356873
Why would I post a picture?
Do you not believe I'm 5'6? You won't be able to tell that well from a picture anyway
Wiganer here...is anyone from a shittier place than me?
Considered how my life would have turned out if I'd made the right choices. By my reckoning I'd have these decorations by now:
Knight Grand Cross - Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George
Knight Bachelor
Lieutenant - Royal Victorian Order
Member - Most Excellent Order of the British Empire
Military Cross
Operational Service Medal for Afghanistan (clasp)
Ebola Medal
Queen's Diamond Jubilee Medal
And that's on top of the 15 Olympic gold medals, 17 Commonwealth golds, the Earldom, the First Lieutenant TA rank and daughter with Kylie Minogue.
Really wish I'd pulled my finger out when I was younger.
>>28356904
Burnley lad
>>28356917
Staffordshire
>>28356942
least you made shakespeare that one time
>>28356915
>hasn't fucked kylie
oh so THAT'S who you are
>>28356904
Wrexham. We've got more empty shops than trading ones, a huge crackhead population and our 4th Subway is opening soon. There's also a fuckton of homeless nutters.
>>28356892
Stand next to something for scale
Find pictures like this really funny desu
>>28356950
That's Warwickshire, matey
>>28356952
Nah, I only got to 6th base, and she made me keep my shirt on
>>28356904
>tfw actually from a nice place
>tfw cant join in the shit town banter
>>28356960
Fuck is he gonna mug me for my Panini stickers
>>28356971
mfw realise I've been misreading stratford upon avon as stafford upon avon my whole life
fuckin cookin in my bedroom tonight lads, down to boxers and a t-shirt now with the fan on
>>28356983
>not keeping stickerbooks in the safe in your wardrobe
>>28357019
Its not that warm laddo.
I'm actually fucking freezing in my shit houseshare
>>28356319
>broke up from uni for the summer
>find that my brother has started playing Zelda on his DS
>watch him play
>uncontrollable urge to fap to rule 34 of Zoras
>go up to room. fap
>think about my life
It's gonna be a long summer
couldn't be fucked going to vote because I had to work late because I turned up for work over 2 hours late.
now googling the candidates for when people ask who I voted for tomorrow
>>28356955
Fuck Wales. As soon as I can make enough to get a mortgage for 70k I'm out of this shitty island. Gonna go live off the grid growing weed and veggies in Portugal.
>>28357065
You voted for Lib Dems. Hedge your bets
>>28357087
I don't understand can you buy a house in portugal for 70k? if so how will you pay off the rest of the mortgage and buy things?
>>28357093
Lib Dems are hated amongst the youth as being liars and are also a retard party.
>>28357136
Ah, but they're now pushing for weed legalisation
>>28357108
You can buy a house in England and Portugal for 70k.
Exit polls predict a landslide for Khan in London.
>>28357108
You can buy an 11 acre farm with a house in portugal for 70k mate. I'd go online with my business, repayments on 70k gonna be less than rent here.
>>28357159
>70k
living in la la land mate
>>28357233
Average shitty mid-terrace house in England is what, 90k? You can deffo buy a nice place in Spain, France or Portugal for that though.
>>28357233
Not at all mate. You can't live in fucking central London but why would you want to?
>>28357223
Lying desu
[citation required
>>28357233
nah m8, average house prices in Burnley are 69k
>>28357108
Found one in Spain for 70k with 40 orange trees, 25 olive trees, loads of other shit. Wooden house and 2 yurts. Beats living in this fucking grey shithole.
>>28357223
POOINTHEPOLLINGBOOTH
>>28357260
bit closer to 300K mate unless you mean something in a crackhead gypsy neighbourhood, then maybe 200
>>28357261
>beds
>no min
bedsits then.....
>>28357320
yeah but how do you pay for your bills and all that shite
>>28357364
Nope. Why don't you want to believe me?
>>28357364
More likely leasehold parking spaces
>>28357261
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-38392626.html
live the dream bots
any anons in liverpool please kill me
i dont want to live anymore
It always feels during elections its like...
>white man with goodpolicies
>nigger
omg lets vote for the nigger that's so diverse.
>white man with goodpolicies
>paki
omg lets vote for the paki, that's so diverse
>white man with goodpolicies
>woman
omg lets vote for the woman, we haven't had one of those before.
its like celebrity tv.
>>28357413
Absolutely terrifying. Looks like a tomb.
>>28357346
Nah off the grid, in the mountains where I can grow veggies and keep chickens and never be bothered by humans again.
>>28357375
Got a business, I'll just go online with it. I'm having the website built at the moment, gonna make sure I'm making enough for repayments before I skip out on being a wageslave.
>>28357233
120k and you could buy somewhere pretty decent
Spain has thousands of empty holiday homes after the crash, only downside is you would need an income
>>28357462
>implying your bedroom is better
mate
>>28357415
Do it yourself you lazy bastard
I have an appointment to tell my gp I want to kill myself.
What should I expect chaps?
>>28357523
but i have some cocaine you take before you do it
>>28357522
>Implying I don't have a cheeky 2 bed by the coast from mummy's death funds
>>28356393
Eating food
Breathing good
>>28357541
how do i do it?
oc
>>28357537
Maybe put into a ward.
Most likely get SSRIs or be told to take a walk
>>28357537
you will be assessed and then possibly sectioned or at least put under an emergency 24-48 hour psychiatric hold depending on how bad they think you are
>>28357549
>>28357549
pics you asshole
>>28357537
Anti-depressants. They don't fucking work, either. You'll feel weird for a week when you start taking them, and eventually you'll just grow out of it and be pretty much ok anyway.
>>28357575
put it on my finger then stick it up your bum bum
>>28357605
that won't kill you
>mfw dubs can now be checked by simply typing in the OP post number
4chan API is bretty cool
>>28357592
I'm not posting pics of dead mummy, those are only for my special time.
>>28357465
If you don't want to deal with humans, what is the business?
>>28357375
Only question now is:
Italy
http://www.greenshifters.co.uk/for_sale/1533_Detached_Stone_Built_Country_House
Or Spain.
http://www.greenshifters.co.uk/for_sale/1862_Small_Organic_Farm_Wooden_House_2_Yurts
>>28357580
>>28357581
>>28357595
So I'm fucked either way pretty much?
>>28357641
>south of italy
you'd be better off moving to palestine mate
>>28357609
i thought he meant how does he do the cocaine f a m
>>28357637
Got a shop. I have to deal with the public all day every day, and a higher than average amount of aspies, so I feel like I deserve to run off and hotbox myself in a yurt in the Spanish mountains for a few years.
>>28357665
no, its a better choice than not trying anyway
worst case scenario you kill yourself anyway
best case you actually enjoy life and dont kill yourself
you have nothing to lose
>>28357677
I live in Wrexham. Bring it on. At least they have decent fucking tomatoes there.
>>28357665
Nah m8 you'll be fine. They'll sort you out. Stuff honestly does get better as you get older, or at least you stop caring as much. I had the sads when I was 18-ish grew out of it around 22. It's just your brain fucking with you, wait it out.
>>28357537
CBT until your C and B are swollen and aching
>>28357736
that was good anon
Fucking hell boys, my card was declined in Maccies. I had to walk 5 minutes to an ATM machine to get a tenner out to then come back and get my meal
>>28357693
>>28357725
Okay thanks.
Fingers crossed it goes well.
>>28357537
Man up and stop being such a fucking faggot.
>>28357427
> voting for the literal political jew
none of the above is the only good option.
>>28357736
My CBT guy said it wouldn't work for me and referred me to some meme tier talking therapy
Im back from bank lads. It wasnt that bad and i feel pretty brave now. Only saw about 6 people I know irl.
Tfw only about 10% of the people on r9k are as socially awkward you.
Tfw you think one of your earphones is quieter than the other but its actually just your left ear that hears quieter.
>>28357779
And you were declined quads. Not your day, lad.
That happened to me in Tesco once, during one of Natwest's fuckups. Bare embarassing, luckily I was with someone who had a different bank card to pay.
>>28357810
SACK HIM AND GET ANOTHER ONE
>>28357779
happened to me once in a shop, luckily I had just about enough cash on me to sort it out
>>28357779
you shouldve just left it there, i couldnt cope with going back id sooner walk in front of an arriva
>>28357813
You are a college student who knows loads of people, you are the normies
>>28357839
NHS appointed, and he basically sacked himself saying he couldn't help me.
Of course I nearly made the talking therapy woman cry and she said that it didn't seem to be helping me (it wasn't)
Now I've got shit. Way to go NHS fucking entitled cunts
>>28357833
>>28357852
>>28357858
Is there anything worse? I was seriously debating not even going back. I don't think I'm going to go back to that Maccies good things there's so many these days
It turns out I had enough change on me to pay for my meal anyway, I was panicking so much I didn't even check my wallet I just shouted "SORRY! I'LL GO TO THE ATM MACHINE BE BACK IN 5"
>>28357813
> i feel pretty brave now
I know that feel, accomplishment at going out of your comfort zone. It's a nice feel, but the pre-event anxiety is difficult to cut through. Varying levels of payoff on that one.
>>28357782
Good luck bud, it all works out all right in the end.
Need some help on how to talk to a girl.
She comes into my store every other day at the same time, as it's just before one of her lessons at about 10am, this is also the end of my shift in the bakery. She's cute, I'd like to know how to ask her out and here's the conversation I envisage so far;
>Me: Ah hello, it's always great to see you
>Her: Oh?
>Me: Because it means it's almost the end of my shift, haha.
>Her: hahaha, sadly the start of my day though
>Me: Still must be nice to get the lie in...
This is where I'm stuck, I don't know how to go from this to asking her to be my girlfriend/go on a date
>>28357874
get yourself sectioned mate, have a break from life for a few days/weeks
im considering it
>>28357874
You are a college student who gets bullied by loads of people, you are the normies.
Fixed that for you
>>28357923
you dont, you will be alone forver
>>28357813
Where do you live that you see 6 people you know irl on a 10 minute trip to the bank?
>>28357924
I would lose my job and my room and people would probably go through my stuff.
I'm holding on to a ledge, kicking me off it is not helpful.
My life is going pretty sweet right now.
>Be a cp loving fag
>want to kill self because only attracted to cp
>new girl comes to school like a month ago
>never seen her
>friend says she likes me
>see her for the first time
>we're both 18 in uni
>she looks like 10
>hallelujah
>>28357946
if you lose your job you are set for years from the lawsuit you would win
mental health discrimination is a goldmine for making money, you become untouchable
there is a woman at my work who is bi polar and utter shit at her job but no one will even mention sacking her because they are shit scared in case she sues
>>28357923
>Still must be nice to get the lie in...
"Shame I can't spend it with you"
Girls love cheese.
>>28357261
Shit. someone actually posted where I live
Reminder Chopwell is full of subhumans.
>>28357923
You know how some bots here stop ordering from a takeaway because the driver recognizes them?
You're doing that.
>>28357976
>if you lose your job you are set for years from the lawsuit you would win
Why would I?
If I don't turn up for work they can just shit can me, its in my contract.
I'm also not a woman and do a real thing that needs me to do stuff, they could always find a reason, especially since I'm new
>>28358004
Too forward lad, wew
>>28358018
She's not a robot she's fit as fuck and I want to put my dick in her mouth.
>>28357938
Took 20 minutes and I dont want to say. But the only bank is in the town centre and thats where all the chads, drunks, chavs, stoners hang out so I see them all.
have u manz got the new skepta album brap
i like listening to grime and pretending i'm a roadman
>>28357976
The process of sacking people because their mental health renders them incapable of valid employed service is long-winded and you need to tread lightly, but there absolutely is a threshold were sacking them is justified.
I'm line manager for someone with depression and have spent 6 months going through the motions and we're now at the point were sacking her is only weeks away.
Feels good man. Plus having done it gives me a great example when I apply for new jobs on how I handle difficult staff.
>>28358018
Its not even that weird. I used to rotate between takeaway joints and supermarkets, for food and booze.
>>28358024
because you tell them you have been sectioned you soft cunt
>>28358041
So the only way you saw 6 people was that they were people from school and you're underaged.
>>28358008
forgot northumberland
>>28358062
Im 18, last year off college.
>>28358053
still man be careful, all she has to say is that she was forced out because of her depression and that you have made it worse by getting rid of her
most people dont realise how invincible it makes them in the workplace being a bit fucked in the head
i suppose im more exposed to it because i work in mental health but still
>>28356744
Poleaboo has been banned multiple times today by a mod that lurks /brit/ so sorry for the late reply
Glad to be appreciated
>>28358064
Why is Stormzy in Sunderland?
>>28358086
>Im 18
You're not. Post your birth certificate or get banned.
>>28358086
of
oceeeeee
>>28358059
>because you tell them you have been sectioned you soft cunt
How could I admit such a thing?
How could I face those people when or if I came back?
"Oh hey boss I'm not going to be in today
>oh are you not feeling too well?
No I have been sectioned for being a fucking fruitcake, see you in 2 weeks"
>>28356744
Poleaboo isn't real. Read the last thread where we thoroughly exposed him.
>>28358057
tfw go to curry house near mine that also sells booze and have a steady stream of chavs coming in and out all night past your table
>>28358101
u fink u a badman wiv dem pars ye
>Poleaboos NU-TRAXX mentor gave him a job to apply to
>it's one town over, have to apply in person
>didn't do it
>meeting tomorrow
What excuse can I give her?
>>28358090
>still man be careful, all she has to say is that she was forced out because of her depression and that you have made it worse by getting rid of her
We've gone through reasonable adjustments, tried alternate roles and followed HR process & rights legislation to the letter.
It's a chore, but not impossible.
>>28358114
the people who section you will inform your workplace if you give them permission
>>28357975
share some cp. get behind a proxy tho first m9
>>28358151
you are still susceptible to it after she leaves, especially if she manages to get her face in a paper
>>28358101
>listening to or knowing who the degenerate nig nog stormzy is
>>28358154
I would never give them permission nor would I lower myself to being in a retard coup voluntarily
>>28358127
Except you didn't
he got doxxed on the day of the trial because his name was on the courts website
>>28358184
but anon, you also know who he is
>>28358186
then you dont get a break from life and must live relentlessly in reality
>>28358192
Yeah except we called up the court house and they mysteriously had no records of any such case.
>>28358209
>then you dont get a break from life and must live relentlessly in reality
There must be steps in between what I am now and going to a looney bin
someone set fire to liverpool so i can leave this hell hole
>>28358127
I've been away from the threads for about 2 months, what's the latest development?
>>28358104
Here ya go bigman
>>28358180
You're over-reacting. It's fine.
>>28358242
oh there's many, im just saying for in future if you ever fancy fucking real life off for a bit go mental
>>28358256
Whenever "Poleaboo" is asked for some proof he exists it's always met with
>b-but it was already posted
>I-I can't give you any
And everyone else has conveniently forgotten. We've got a bit sick of his little fanfiction being forced into this thread.
>>28358239
Vocaroo the phone call
>>28358256
It's just some guy with an agenda against Poleaboo
>>28358269
just hope she isnt aware of it, women are cunts
>>28358282
Fuck off
you have literally been guided to the original threads where proof was posted multiple times
I found this cute guy on /int/ (+he's a nationalist) and I want to talk to him.
How do?
>>28358287
>getting this upset because someone called you out on a fake story
>>28358282
Ive seen him irl, hes definatley real.
Nobody wants to post anything on private on r9k.
>>28358320
hahahahaha niggers can't be nationalists
>>28358313
>y-you've already seen the proof
Hahahaha that's a new one. Sadly there isn't any proof. The most youv'e provided are false court details and a "letter" that you wrote in word with anything of importance crossed out.
So either post some proof, or fuck off.
>>28358320
talk to him
wave lips and breathe out whilst shaping larynx and tongue to form sounds.
once you get better at this, try joining the sounds into words.
soon you will be able to form sentences and begin having conversation
>>28358329
eggy does it all the time
>>28358114
I've been sectioned.
The correct explanation is
"I'm just having a tough time right now. I'm going to a place that will hopefully be able to help me work things out, for a few weeks."
If they push.
"I've been diagnosed and this is a medical decision, I'd prefer not to discuss this further, it makes me uncomfortable"
Sorted
>>28358329
Sure, we believe you :^)
>>28356319
How do you neets do it? I've been neet for 2 years and I'm bored shitless, nothings fun anymore been thinking of starting smoking weed but I'm on SGAs which I've heard cancels out being high
Any of you faggots just watch peaky blinders?
>>28358347
>a "letter"
the suspension letter
the bail letter
the solicitors letter
>>28358383
>drugs
normies out please
>>28358375
>>28358358
Dont care wether you do tbf, was js
>>28358383
It's better than the alternative of being bored shitless and still having to put in a ton of effort to keep living
>>28358337
well...
https://twitter.com/joshsmith1805
>>28358356
^
I was talking about online
Is it weird to dm him on a new account because I don't have a twitter?
>>28358390
All of which had any identifiable information scrubbed out, so it's impossible to verify.
In other words, they were knocked up in Word.
So uh... not really proof, is it?
>>28358366
I doubt it. I can be terminated for any reason and not turning up is a big one
>it's a gimmicks getting btfo episode
love these threads
>>28358415
who cares faggot just do it
>>28358418
Would would I want to dox myself?
>>28358415
>multiculturalism has failed
>mulatto
Why hasn't he killed himself?
>>28358452
It's just funny how you think this is a defence. As if no local or university newspaper would pick this up, as if your name wouldn't be floating around because you were apparently already doxxed several times, as if nobody would have found more relating to you online.
It's a really bad set up for a character. You've come up with this story but have nothing to back it up, it's embarrassing really. We need to put it to bed, I know you enjoy the attention but at this point it's just sad.
>>28358452
>i will gladly provide specific details about my court hearing so people can look me up but will evade any direct questions about why I havent provided proof
he's right. your a fraud.
>>28358453
original
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>>28358480
>no local or university newspaper would pick this up,
The girls didn't go to the papers
> more relating to you online.
because I'm the type of guy to maintain a facebook profile?
>>28358480
Mate... I think we all know poleaboo isn't real. It's probably the same underaged cunt that does tilde and britnormie.
But it's like our very own soap opera. Leave the poor kid be.
>>28357779
That's grim I wouldn't of gone back
>>28358441
I want to make a good impression...
>>28358453
That's what I fought, but I vote conservative and I wouldn't say UKIP are racists/homophobes.
Don't you think they're more civic nationalists?
>>28358541
But mysteriously the blog posts with all the specific information vanished, so the coworkers knew everything and nothing happened? Nobody at university spoke about it, no journalists saw the hearing coming up, it just went by without ANYONE noticing did it?
It's bogus mate. This is beyond a joke now. You've never provided a single iota of evidence and expect people to believe this made up shite.
The writing on the blog is honestly worse than a creepypasta. It's really bad. If you think that it's a good outlet for your creative writing you should give up because writing is clearly not for you.
>>28358565
if you don't go back they'll assume you didn't have the money
>>28358600
they wouldn't care they serve customers all day it's not like they'll remember
>>28358543
you'd think we'd at least have the videos or photos he took
it is very convenient that everything has disappeared
>>28358599
I'll let you know the date of the next trial and I invite EVERYONE to attend
>>28358668
And what, when three of us turn up in the middle of nowhere you can post about some excuse as to why you didn't show up?
Because that's what will happen.
>>28358158
seconding this lads
>>28358668
timestamp + your face
otherwise how will know it's you in the dock?
>britnormie
Completely fake
>poleaboo
Exaggerated truth
>tilde
Completely true
Thoughts lads?
>>28358695
The court is in the town centre in Aberdeen
>>28358657
the threads are still up, just the images are missing, you can tell from the other posts what's happening
>>28358717
You'll hear the charges?
>>28358747
>the evidence isn't there but I promise it was
fuck off this is boring
>>28358747
Won't even fulfill a simple request that doesn't involve you being "doxxed" (but of course how can you dox a fictional character?).
Hahaha, I'll wait for you to get your Indian friend to take a photo of himself. Keep stalling mate.
>>28358741
what about shout?
What film is showing at movie night tomorrow?
Fell down the stairs and got a massive headache, to make things worse I've puked anyone else ill here
Knees and legs are going at 26, and Im only qualified for manual labour
HFAI?
>>28358900
Take preventive measures, also think about wearing knee pads while working I heard kneeling on wooden flooring for so many years literally destroys your knees
Do any of you lads watch Peep Show? Seems autistically reminiscent of /r9k/
anyone here finger themselves up the bum?
any good techniques? can never get it to work or find where my prostate is
>>28358947
Yes we discuss it relatively often even if the main characters are a bit 'normalised'
>>28358987
I've never got anything good just out of a finger, I'll probably need to get a plug
>>28358872
THERE ISN'T ONE
GORILLAS IN THE MIST
>>28359090
>'normalised'
the only normal things about them is that one has a job and the other at least has the confidence to talk to women
>>28359124
If you are just started I don't want to ruin plots but they definitely have sex, and you know are friends with each other
how does it feel to know that at some point in your lives 99% of will transfer into normiedom
what were the 3 films nominated we can have a small pole now and ill host the thing
tfw need to poop but its 11pm and its scary when everyone is asleep
Recently saw a roastie I know in real life. She liked playing mind games with me last year, the old "do I like you/don't I like you" bullshit
Either way she ended up with a chad that I assume she'd been talking to/fucking while using me as a shoulder to cry on and for attention.
>See her the other day
>She got fat
>She complains chad got fat
>I'm still skinny, edging closer to /fit/
>She complains she has no friends
>Says that they stopped talking to her saying all she talked about was work and chad
>She complains chad constantly texts other girls
>Supposedly he cheated on her at one point
>She complains her never pays her any attention
>Shes walking his fuck ugly dog
>Going home to make his tea
I honestly feel like I've won something. I don't know why its such a good feel to see her in this state
>>28359185
they were shite mate
stream something good
>>28359185
STARSHIPMEMERS Please lad
What happened to the mo
>>28358741
Who is britnormie?
>>28359207
>What happened to the mo
What happened to the movie night, not enough people show up?
>>28359211
Please leave newfriend
Lads if poleaboo isnt real who is that in the kebab show?
boom
>>28359231
>What happened to the movie night, not enough people show up?
Gorilla-chan got arrested for pirating all the films
>>28359231
I think gorilla was sick of doing it
he seemed to be getting disinterested not posting polls and not advertising the thing
>>28359231
Not new just can remember him at all
Lads I walked home today and chafed my arse really bad. I looked in the mirror and it's all red. I'm lying in bed with my pants down to let the breeze roll in to make it feel better though.
>>28359106
>>28359275
>>28359276
Is it actually cancelled or am I being meme'd?
>>28359231
>Please leave newfriend
Whats wrong with new people?
>>28359378
I not seen a mention all week and there was supposed to be a poll in the thread this week
>>28359391
this is a secret internet club for losers mate
you should fuck off some
>>28359416
Im not new I was just wondering
kys though you beta virgin cuck
jk
not kidding
Can finally get my nike windbreaker lads
>>28356485
>>28356550
aber 1st year fag, it's so boring here that I've gone through almost every single drug available trying to pass the time between seminars.
>>28359470
I wasn't normie enough to have access to drugs.
What halls you in?
>>28359411
He posted a poll on Monday I believe but I haven't heard anything since then.
>>28359491
cwrt mawr, you?
Cant someone else just do film night?
I never knew where they was anyway.
>>28359468
Thought you already got it?
