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Please help me
Am talking to qt girl
We get along really well.
>She asks for height
>I say 5"11 in stupidity as I thought I was near that
>'Hehe anon, I've got a thing for tall guys'
>Ohshit.jpg
>Actually whip out the tape measure and measure myself
>5"8 and a half manlet
>She's fucking 5"7
What do robots?
I am meeting her soon and don't want to have lied to her.
Go in on yo unicycle
O shit waddup?
>>28355271
>dis dick longer than you think bitch
tell her that OP it'll give you that chad look
5"11 with shoes
>>28355271
Lol. Just tell her the truth before you meet.
Not really related to this thread but I just played that mission a few hours ago lol.
>>28355271
just wear tall shoes
>>28355271
Get shoe lifts aaaaayyyyy
>>28355271
Do you get body pumps?? Ya knoe liek those penis pumps
Wear casual boots or oxfords. They give you an extra inch and look nice.
>>28355271
Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here you young normie. Fuck off to /b/
>>28355271
>She asks for height
It's doomed for me when this happens
Why can they ask for height but I can't ask for weight or cup size
>>28355271
Go out and buy 1 inch sole inserts, and shoes with a 1.5 inch heel
You're pretty much there
>5"11
>tall
fucking kek, i'm 6"2 git gud fucking manlet
>>28355857
Cheers mate, doing that now
>>28356018
Hope you make it bro
Glad to have helped
>tfw I wear the same setup just to be your natural height
such is life
>"sorry, i was including my penis size"
>>28355271
>I've got a thing for tall guys'
it's called a womb
stuff your shoes with socks famalia
>>28355890
>6''2
oh manlets, when will they ever learn?
>>28357478
>My penis is 3 inches
>>28355890
How the hell can you become taller?!
>>28358596
Kiling oneself is not easy, your brain knows you are inferior but your instinct does want to keep on living!
>>28355890
crine im 6'5 u dwarf
>>28355271
It's okay. To really understand how to be a wise person you must have personal experience of being a fool. To be an intuitively wise person, in other words, to have been wise to begin with, is to have only knowledge of wisdom instead of personal experience, or understanding, of wisdom.
