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Please help me

Am talking to qt girl
We get along really well.

>She asks for height
>I say 5"11 in stupidity as I thought I was near that
>'Hehe anon, I've got a thing for tall guys'
>Ohshit.jpg
>Actually whip out the tape measure and measure myself
>5"8 and a half manlet
>She's fucking 5"7

What do robots?
I am meeting her soon and don't want to have lied to her.
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Go in on yo unicycle

O shit waddup?
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>>28355271
>dis dick longer than you think bitch
tell her that OP it'll give you that chad look
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5"11 with shoes
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>>28355271

Lol. Just tell her the truth before you meet.
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Not really related to this thread but I just played that mission a few hours ago lol.
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>>28355271
just wear tall shoes
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>>28355271
Get shoe lifts aaaaayyyyy
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>>28355271
Do you get body pumps?? Ya knoe liek those penis pumps
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Wear casual boots or oxfords. They give you an extra inch and look nice.
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>>28355271
Are you serious? Get the fuck out of here you young normie. Fuck off to /b/
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>>28355271
>She asks for height
It's doomed for me when this happens

Why can they ask for height but I can't ask for weight or cup size
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>>28355271
Go out and buy 1 inch sole inserts, and shoes with a 1.5 inch heel

You're pretty much there
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>5"11
>tall

fucking kek, i'm 6"2 git gud fucking manlet
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>>28355857
Cheers mate, doing that now
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>>28356018
Hope you make it bro
Glad to have helped

>tfw I wear the same setup just to be your natural height
such is life
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>"sorry, i was including my penis size"
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>>28355271
>I've got a thing for tall guys'
it's called a womb
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stuff your shoes with socks famalia
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>>28355890
>6''2
oh manlets, when will they ever learn?
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>>28357478
>My penis is 3 inches
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>>28355890

How the hell can you become taller?!

>>28358596

Kiling oneself is not easy, your brain knows you are inferior but your instinct does want to keep on living!
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>>28355890
crine im 6'5 u dwarf
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>>28355271
It's okay. To really understand how to be a wise person you must have personal experience of being a fool. To be an intuitively wise person, in other words, to have been wise to begin with, is to have only knowledge of wisdom instead of personal experience, or understanding, of wisdom.
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