ITT tell stories of times you were forced to go out
>chad cousin drags me to a club
>he says I need to get out of the house or something
>enter club
>music too loud, lights everywhere hurting my eyes
>cousin just tells me to have fun then disappears
>get really anxious
>go to the corner, close my eyes, cover my ears
>start rocking back and forth and humming to calm myself down
>someone shakes my shoulder and asks me if I'm okay
>don't like it when people touch me so I freak out
>start screaming and kicking and punching everything around me
>bodyguards overpower me and pick me up and kick me out of the club
>people waiting outside laugh at me
>run away down the street crying
>don't know where I am, somewhere downtown
>get frightened of scary people and the night
>hide in alley and find a nice safe spot between two dumpsters
>feel cozy there and go to sleep
>wake up in the morning
>too afraid to leave so I stay in spot for a while
>see a guy park his car in the alley
>see him get out of the car, he sees me and asks what I'm doing
>I start barking at him to make him go away
>he leaves me and enters the building
>wait there for a while longer
>police man shows up and tries to talk to me but I can't really pay attention to him
>eventually he just tries to get me but he's too fat to squeeze through and reach me
>he gives up and talks to other cops and people who has formed a crowd
>later, see my mom and my cousin
>they promise me McDonalds so I get out
>Mom hugs me and I hear people cheering
>on the drive home, see we're passing every McDonalds on the way
>Mom speaks to me in her angry voice about how I was bad
>I ask if this means I can't get Mcdonalds
>tfw she says no
>>28355056
>calling bouncers bodyguards
Probably the cringiest part
>>28355056
>my cousin is severely autistic and frightened of social situations
>better throw him straight into a situation where he's going to feel massively uncomfortable!
Classic normie logic.
>>28355056
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
>>28355056
Man I was ready to give my story, but why bother this shit is cAsh. ROFLKLMfken2ofn
Thank god I've never been dragged to the kind of cesspool of neurologically normative people called "nightclubs" ever in my life
jesus what a fucking nightmare that would be
>>28355107
Its literally impossible to start acting like such an autist by just being in a group of people so OP is lying
>>28355056
Holy shit do you actually have autism or no
>>28355200
It's not just the group of people. It's also the loud sounds and lights that overwhelm us.
>>28355056
/r/copypasta pls
>>28355223
>us
who
>>28355280
Us autists
>Circa October, 2015
>Dad wants me to go to highschool football game
>Never attended a game before, other than the annual one we go to together every Thanksgiving
>Go down to the bleachers, see a few "friends" I know from school, sit with them
>Don't really tall to me, no way to warm up to them
>Cold
>Pack of Normie's eventually show up, ignoring me completely, cheering and shouting and shit
>Sit there cold, early talk, watching the game
>Game over, we loose again
>hear Normie's tall about how they're going to party
>go back to my dad
>"how was it?"
>"o-oh, it was alright..."
>>28355056
>tfw 23 and family still promises me McDonalds to do things I don't wan to
>>28355056
>get invited to nightclub by chad cousin
>he picks up a girl
>takes her home
>have to sleep on the couch listening to them fuck all night
>get invited by same chad to a party
>has a gf now
>don't even drink, just pretend to sip on the same beer and throw it in the drain
>drunk guy sees me dumping beer
>threatens to kick my ass
>we leave
>have to sleep on the couch listening to chad cousin fuck his gf all night AND also have to listen to his ultra flaming homosexual roommate in the living room hitting on guys on xbox live
We don't talk anymore.
