I turned 21 years old today
What now?
go to a bar.
drink until they cut you off or throw you out, whichever comes first.
guarantee you'll have an eventful night. A night to remember.
Now you hope for a speeding truck
Continue to pretend that time will solve your problems in some other way than killing you, and carry on being lazy piece of shit.
Happy birthday OP
Here's a little birthday tune
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vVC5NX2K7y
>What now?
You go celebrate with your friends of course. Y-you do have friends, right ?
Start drinking, lad.
>>28354071
become that guy in a bar who gives advice to random strangers