>playing eve online
>accidentally kick uncapped piss bottle
>call mom to clean it
>she says i have to wait outside while she does it
>wait 10 minutes
>get impatient
>sneak a peak into my room
>she is licking my seat
>>28353735
Das ice cold
>>28353735
>playing eve online
>knock uncapped pissbottle stack over
>start shouting in TS sounding like I have turrets
>FC tells me to shut the fuck up and take the gate
>20 reds on gate
>thanny support
>covered in piss
>people screaming in TS
>pretty sure im in hell
>>28353823
>complaining about content
i just log in to talk to people, you dont know how lucky you are
>>28353878
why dont you join a mining group senpai? always like minded robots in indy corps.
and for the /sadistic/ robot there is merc/pirate corps
>>28353823
>like I have turrets
Mini gun? Laser turrets?
Oh did you mean tourettes? Sorry, I forgot you're a dumbshit neetfag
>>28354495
>huehuehue he didnt understand my wordplay on the word tourettes