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>tfw no gaybot bf
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>tfw no gaybot bf
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wtf

why aren't they wearing female clothing?

are their penises even feminine?
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>>28353654
Not everyone likes traps anon
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>>28353591
girls are icky, traps are trash
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>>28353741
Some girls are okay. Sometimes I wish I was hetero.

>tfw you will never be father
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>>28353591
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>>28353924
Pretty sure gaybots don't look like this.
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>>28353949
Let me dream
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I dated one, they suck (not talking about the good kind). Gave me a little insight why robots have a hard time finding relationships
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>>28353977
>Gave me a little insight why robots have a hard time finding relationships
Well let's hear it. Because I want to know if I'm making the same stupid mistakes.
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>>28353591

>gaybot

Those are gay chads
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Gaybot??

0riginal
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>>28354494
>using a big bang theory gif unironically on 4chan
you're so innocent :3
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>>28354521
Uh oh, did I do something wrong?

Isnt he gay irl?
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>>28354610

how long you been on 4chan bruh?
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>>28354678
2 fourthnights
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>>28354749
Do you mean fortnights?
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>>28354749
Dont impersonate me and make me say forthnight instead of fortnight.

... ive been here idk a few weeks.

I can use words like desu, autist, and reddit...no im lying, I don't know what those mean either senpai ( I do know what that means tho cus Naruto)

Help me out?
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>>28354949
>Help me out?

Never, homo
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>tfw no skelly gaybot bf to cuddle
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>>28355570
Why would you want a bony skelly to cuddle with?
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Can I just honestly recommend to my fellow gays going for older guys? I like them because I'm poor and I like them treating me to things
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>>28355815
They all want a perfect twink anyway despite being old enough to be my dad and fat
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>>28355775
Skellies are cute and need to cuddle to keep warm. Plus feeling their ribs is hot.
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>>28355815
Old men can be pretty hot when they take care of their body. Wouldn't want a bf that old though.
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Looking for a cute gaybot bf. Anyone interested add me on skype: Deivis102
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>>28355844
what happens to all the bottoms, why are all the old gays tops?

gays aren't natural fag
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>>28356008
There are old guy bottoms probably the saddest group there is.

I imagine many kill themselves or marry and pretend.
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>>28353969
Sploosh.

But seriously; the nice thing about being a gay robot is all you actually have to do is eat right and work out. Or dont eat and be skinny. Or do eat and be fat. You'll be someone's type, physically, almost no matter what.

The crux of the above statement, is that you generally have to try and be physically presentable to the type of guy (or girl) that you find attractive. Which leads to loads and loads of body image issues / emotional issues.

Anyway. I love you gay robots, hang in there.
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>>28356046
This just proves that a gay lifestyle is a dead end lifestyle
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>>28356176
That's a lie though. Gays are like everyone else in that facial aesthetics are key. If you're not cute then getting fit or thin won't make a difference at all.
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>>28356176
You are talking bollocks mate there is no way I can be good looking or anyones type. With a disgusting frog face
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>>28356176
Please don't forget social skills. I never had a bf because of that.
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>>28356300
>With a disgusting frog face

p-pepe?
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>>28356326
Recessive chin, not jaw no cheekbones I look like a a toad choking to death
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>>28356300
So what, you'll have to settle for some other ugly gay robot. I didnt say everyone was getting models. In fact, the vast majority of either the straight or gay crowd are dating / married to uggos. There are far more ugly people than attractive people; you might just have to settle anons.
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>>28356583
You're missing the point. It's not that robots aren't willing to settle, it's that no one will ever settle for a robot.
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>>28356737
Robots can settle for other robots.
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>>28356760
They could but they either won't, don't have the ability to do so or live no where near each other.
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>>28356886
Yeah I found a guy who I quite like who I would probably push for a date but of course I'm in the UK and he's in the US so it will never happen.
Oh boy
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>>28356945
That sucks
>original you faggots
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>>28357150
>tfw no muscle bf

Fuck, men are awesome
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>>28357552
Ikr
>original original origiorional
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>>28356411
choke on my dick
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>>28357788
w-will you love me?
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>>28357788
>>28357816
This only if we can cuddle afterwards

Who am I kidding I would do it anyway
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>tfw working on losing weight and improving my posture
people tell me i'm cute so maybe some day i'll be less of a socially anxious wreck and get a nice loyal boyfriend
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