>in college
>3 am, sleeping
>roommate comes into the room from a dorm-wide party and wakes me up
>asks if I would mind sleeping on the floor in someone else's room so he could bring a girl into our room and fuck her
>tell him no and go back to sleep
>next day he's in a bad mood
CHAD BTFO
u jelly as fuck brah
really low of you dude
>>28353365
>>asks if I would mind sleeping on the floor in someone else's room so he could bring a girl into our room and fuck her
thishappened.jpg
If he was a real Chad he would of kicked you out anyway
>cock blocking your room mate
Low
You should've gotten out, waited, listen for moans and as soon as you hear one bust through the door and yell "OH SHIT WADDUP" with your erect cock sticking out and a towel around your ass.
>>28353365
Good job.
If he starts acting like a dick, talk to your dorm supervisor.
>>28353424
He really did ask that
>>28353434
I was on the top bunk, literally untouchable. Pic related.
>>28353450
The only roommate I've ever had tried to get me to leave the room once to fuck a girl and I told him to go fuck himself. Then he tries to bring a girl in anyway and I just stared at them and made comments until the girl got weirded out and left.
Never bothered me with that shit again. Although I did come back to my dorm to find the door locked and hear him fucking some girl and just came in anyway and did the same thing.
His impotent rage was so satisfying.
>>28353579
>cockblocking your roommate out of jealousy
Low
>>28353677
Why should we give a fuck about some party-attending, friend-having piece of shit? We have as much right as they do to use the room as much as we want.
>>28353677
>jealousy
No I didn't care about him being able to fuck girls. It was the fact that he expected me to let him have full control of the room I paid for that pissed me off.
He can fuck off to her room if he wants to do that. I paid for this room and I'm not going to let some faggot try to kick me out of it. We weren't friends and I made a point to never talk to him. I had no reason to do him any favors.
>>28353703
You do, but a normal person would allow his bro to pound that pussy, not cock block him like some pent up frustrated autist like you
>>28353703
>attempting to rationalise your jealousy
Low
>not asking to join in and having a threesome
>>28353747
If he wants to be a bro, bring me an offering of pussy or no deal.
I wont subscribe to arbitrary bro codes, I'll need some restitution for the loss of room time.
>>28353546
love it family
>>28353747
Sharing is caring, it's his fault.
>>28353742
This. I have no friends, nowhere to fucking go at 3 am. I don't know the person who's room he told me to go to, I don't want to sleep on a stranger's fucking floor after being kicked out of MY ROOM. If some fucking Chad thinks I'm going to cuck myself that hard just so he can get his dick wet, he's got another thing coming.
>>28353810
How's it his fault you have no friends?
Maybe if you didn't cockblock people out of jealousy you would.
>>28353365
Should have charged him some cash
>easy 100$ right there
Ever happened that a dudebro come back to the room with a girl while you're doing calisthenics in shorts and wifebeater and she bounce on your cock while ignoring your roomate for all the night?
>>28353829
He doesn't have the authority to kick me out, and I have no obligation to help someone who I don't even like.
>>28353843
No.
>>28353810
You know, I came into this thread to make fun of the autist (and you are autistic, make no mistake). But you have a point here.
If he wanted to fuck some girl, they should have used her room and her to kick her roommate out. I bet that wouldn't have gone over well; so why should anyone expect that you would be more willing?
>>28353857
>authority
Just be a bro and don't cockblock your roommate. It's not difficult.
>>28353889
He's not my bro.
>>28353677
No normal person is going to give up there room so some chad you don't even talk to can fuck some dumb bimbo.
You're ethier mad or a beta cuckboi.
>>28353889
>bro
Are you trying to devoid this word of any meaning?
You should have asked for straight cash homie. Whatever the going rate for a hotel room is.
>>28353889
>bro
He's not my friend. He's not my bro. He's just some faggot I'm forced to live with that thinks he can kick me out of the room I paid for whenever he wants.
He can fuck off somewhere else.
I wouldn't expect the other guy to leave but I would just fuck the girl anyway. If he started making snide comments like someone ITT said they did then he's the one being an asshole and I'd tell him to fuck off
>>28353934
That was me, and I wouldn't care. I would just keep making them and might even start jerking off while looking you in the eye.
>>28353926
Mah nigga this dumb fuck lost some easy cash he could himself a new anime pillow or tendies
You guys are beyond saving until you realise that you are the problem, not everyone else.
>>28353934
Well he is a dumb fuck for waking the sperg up i would have tried to keep as quiet as possible and try to not wake the autist
>>28353962
Well maybe I would jerk you off, huh? Maybe that would shut you up.
>>28353995
Yeah of course. I have had sex in hostel dorms before and it's generally accepted as long as it's done discreetly.
>>28353926
>>28353982
He was poor as fuck. Even the other Chads got mad at him for stealing so much food from them, and if I ever lent him any amount of money, I had to be on his ass every day so he didn't "forget" to pay it back.
>>28353991
>your neighbour knocks on your house at 3am to say if you can move out so he can move in a fuck his gf
This is an analogy of the situation. Sorry not everyone is a beta cuck :^)
>>28353995
Jokes on you. I wake up at the slightest noise. There would be no way to come in the room without waking me.
>>28353991
OP isn't the problem (or he probably is in almost every aspect of his life, but not in this case)
It's his room and why should he have to sleep on some STRANGER'S FUCKING FLOOR
> in college
> manage to bring girl back from party, call her sandy
> letsfuckinggo.wav
> fuck, remember autistic roommate loves to cockblock
> tell her "hey, my roommate is shy and mentally disabled so he never leaves the room but we can try anyway"
> she says okay
> he says no
> wearentbros.jpg
> get her number, fuck her the next weekend anyway
> next day get annoyed because autist roomie expects me to bring him a girl so he can finally lose his virginity
Chad always wins
>>28354017
Well keep in mind the reason I was making those comments was to make the girl want to leave. I didn't care about what the guy thought or said.
No girl is going to stay in the room and fuck the roommate if I'm sitting there jerking off watching her and making rude comments about her snatch smell.
>>28354020
Asked him for some of his material goods and pawn them off/craigslist them
>>28354045
>> next day get annoyed because autist roomie expects me to bring him a girl so he can finally lose his virginity
this doesn't happen though.
Chad loses in this case. His best bet is to try someone elses room.
>>28354053
Hm. You make a fair point. Maybe Chad could give her his Beats by Dre and play house music while he pounded her. Otherwise it seems you've finally got the upper hand
>>28353365
You are fucking cancer, OP
im black, so i would have beat his white ass for pulling that stupid shit
>>28354118
>mfw I was the OP of that thread and this one
I guess my thumbnail really triggered you, huh?
>>28354106
Last ditch effort would be to leave the room, leave the door open, and walk across the hall and start pounding on my dorm manager's door about how Chad is making me extremely uncomfortable by fucking a girl 3 feet away from me.
There was simply no way for him to win in this situation.
>>28354034
>>28354021
And you wonder why you have no friends.
>>28354162
>implying I don't have friends
Keep projecting beta cuck. I bet you'd let nignogs fuck your gf if you had one ;)
>>28354162
I have friends, though. In fact, I was intending to make fun of OP.
But he's right. Why should he sleep on some stranger's floor while getting no benefit from that? Can you give a single reason that doesn't involve some "bro code" or some equally irrelevant shit?
>>28353389
you're retarded
he is in school to do school work
not let some stranger he randomly was assigned a room with get him out of bed all night so he can have a good time with some skank
>>28354133
>implying you'd live in a house
>>28354162
You don't make friends by being a cuck
>Getting memed by robots pretending to be Chad
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET DUNK'D ON FUCKING UGGO BITCHES
>>28353889
this is bait. i refuse someone is actually that fuckin retarded
>>28354239
How is that being a cuck?
Honestly if its 3am on weeknight and my ass is asleep on the top bunk thats perfectly reasonable to tell chad to fuck right off.
Especially if I had class early.
Whos gonna fail out of college by the end of the year? if not the next year? Not me thats for sure
>>28354274
>letting your friend take your room for no benifit but his own while you sleep on a hard cold floor
>not being a submissive cuck
Cuck.
>>28353546
10/10
original 10101010101
>>28354274
>oh sure you can have my bed for the night Chad that's what friends are for!
>sure you can have my food Chad
>sure you can have my money, it's not like I need it
The real alpha is telling Chad to fuck off
>>28354268
refuse to believe*
>>28354316
>>28354284
He asked for the room for 1 night.
>>28354333
And I refused to sleep on a stranger's floor for one night.
>>28354333
>implying its okay to be a beta cuck at any point
I don't know how much more to tell you how beta of a cuck you are.
>>28354347
I'm more alpha than you'll ever be.
I agree with OP, telling me to sleep on the floor... You better owe me a huge god damn favor or make some kind of a deal for me to do that... The shot head what sounds like from op story didn't even offer one, and even then it better be good
>>28354376
Sure you will. I bet letting chads take your house to fuck vapid whores is truly alpha.
Stay mad beta cuck :^)
>>28354376
>alpha
>letting some legit sociopath chad walk all over you
Don't you realize that these people are sociopathic social-climbing scum? They don't have actual emotions, and don't experience friendship. There are just people they can use to get what they want, and they will employ social convention, shaming, and any sort of pressure they can to get what they want.
I'm actually proud of OP for having the mental fortitude to do an incredibly awkward thing and stand up for himself
More people need to tell chad to fuck right the fuck off, even if it makes you seem like a weirdo.
And you just KNOW that the two of them would have talked shit about you while you were sleeping on the floor of somebody you didn't know for their benefit.
>>28354396
But i am Chad.
Or
>this pretend normie trying to rationalise the fact that he's third rate 'friend' to Chad
Honestly if you're not just baiting or pretending to be retarded then you're a complete suck up and a cuck
>>28354422
>These people
Why is it always a you vs them argument?
>>28353750
gtfo normie faggot kek
>>28354463
What? I'm saying that there are legit sociopaths among us, and they are at the top of every walk of life. And they are there because non-sociopaths allow them to be.
If you reward sociopathy, you increase the instance of sociopathy. Tell sociopaths to fuck off.
>>28354463
I bet you come here for the frogposting
![hTWPvqN[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kqj9zv1.jpg "hTWPvqN[2].jpg")
>college skanks
>not going after married women
PLEB
Better sex + higher likehood of offspring because of less nagging about birth control
>>28354569
>wanting kids
Cuck
>>28354569
>wanting to have kids
is your goal in life to be child support cucked?
>>28354648
>married women
>child support
NOPE
>>28354569
Was getting cucked part of your plan?
Original
>>28353365
>3 am, sleeping
found the normie
>there are people who think OP did wrong because he did not accept to sleep on the floor somewhere while people have sex on his bed
Wew take it easy cucks, that was not another robot bro who finally loses his virginity, just some normie drunk tard probably doing a meme degree
>>28353365
>exchange student in japan
>a bunch of other exchange students from various countries are doing a big tour of tokyo, kyoto, etc
>staying the night in a tokyo hotel
>sharing the room with three other guys
>they're all out getting drunk in a park or some shit
>i just want to sleep
>sleep until 3am
>new zealand fuccboi comes in
>"hey, uh, would you be okay sleeping in someone else's room tonight?"
>he's smiling at me in a way that implies he wants to get me away so he can fuck some girl tonight
>no, i'm not leaving my hotel room, go find somewhere else to fuck
>instant sadness.avi
>later my two other roomies come back
>"yeah they're fucking in her room right now"
>one of these guys is a fat australian who doesn't give a fuck
>has a really fancy camera
>"we should go snap some pics lmao"
nigger you don't have a key to their room
>lol he gave it to me so he wouldn't lose it
aw fuck
>they go, come back in like 15 minutes
>show me pics of cuccboi trying to pull up his pants and hide his dick
>french girl looking tired and ashamed
>the next day they're both pissed and won't talk to anyone
it was pretty funny just being in this hotel bed the whole time and watching events unfold, all because i wouldn't let myself be cucked out of it.
>>28354887
10/10 would definitely read again
>>28353546
>pic related
Litterall 10/10 would kek again.
>>28354887
Kek, thats what you can call a good day anon
>>28353546
>pic related
10/10 reply
>>28354887
Love it when normies wreck themselves.
>>28353365
>not befriending the Chad
>>28354887
>one of these guys is a fat australian who doesn't give a fuck
aussies have the best bantz
>>28353365
>not just fucking with you in the room anyway
