How much point do you get in this test fellow robots?
I'm scared of taking it...
Please respond
Scored 59. Cyborg tier.
I got normalfag in a similar one the other day, though.
bump
original desu pesu pikachu
95
I only come here for the memes
38. The mental health section is what fucked me the most.
>>28352781
What...I scored 26.
And I thought I wasn't that bad...
>>28352972
Dude... why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Serious question.
I got 19, and this wouldn't be a original reply should I have not typed anything past the comma.
>>28352781
69
just because i didn't have a relationship with girls and i wasn't popular i lost 10-15 points. i'm not ugly and i'm pretty fit and tall, and i'm doing excellent on grades. i have friends too, lol. yeah don't test yourself with this crap. just do what you want to do in life. don't be so fixated on girls and sex, it's just pleasure, dopamine. you can get that from other sources. don't be a dependant, miserable person.
>>28353046
Dumb question.
>>28353130
Also, I just tried playing the game as though I could narrow down as much things as possible, in a realistic way. Even if I do make an inspired attemp to fixing life, I'd only make as much as 54 points, and that's counting a waifu as a romantic partner.
>>28353199
Answer it mr. dubs man.
>>28353212
probably for the same reason you haven't, because of self-preservation instincts and fear of the unknown
92 and it feels so good.
>>28353152
>mad about not reaching normalfag-tier
here we see a textbook example of the failed normie
>>28353152
Keep telling yourself that skippy.
>>28353246
Actually I got 102 points on the scale...
got 18,
so close to ascending from apprenticeship
Well, I'm a cyborg. I'm okay with that.
>>28352781
62 im happy with that
I got 34.
this test made me even less motivated to do anything.. fuck
45
once i had the whole world in my hands
>>28353435
What happened bro? I'm here to listen.
>>28352781
>22
I never stood a chance
36
not too bad i guess. meh
34
Am I even welcome here?
>>28352873
>>28353268
94 here
REEEEEEEEE
I got 38.
Not surprised.
Even in the magic tear up still managed to have a girlfriend.
SUCK IT ROBOTS!
>>28352873
89
Same senpaifamala
>>28353448
idk brotendo... used to have motivation and was comfortable all the time with the world and myself. eventually just got too self-concious about shit i do like writing. now i waste away days doing nothing whle grades dropping. also newfound social anxiety
feels like a downward spiral
77
i'm slightly strange irl
slightly strange tier.
I am slightly strange. Figures, I fit nowhere.
>13
Someone end me
>>28354084
can you please show your results question by question just as >>28353922 did?
>>28353762
Let me take a guess, does this behaviour started at the same time you started taking drugs?
71
I'm a massive normalfag on the outside. But shit gets really weird when I get in front of a computer.
71
I have all the things normies cherish (house, car, good job, good family, always got good grades, etc)
Unfortunately I'm still too socially retarded to fit in anywhere or have any friends. 6 more months till I've lived 30 years without ever having a gf, yay!
Solid 45. Robot
>someone kill me
>>28354240
! got all 13 points on physical health.
Please help
Origami
>>28354408
Damn son...
original pikachu
This shit is hard af man. 72 man kill me.
>>28354423
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???!!
this post is original I promise
>>28354399
My results for anyone interested
>>28352781
Solid robot tier
40
Feels good man
>>28354256
i felt my best when smoking bud but eventually developed current problems. over a year ago i stopped smoking but still have same problems
Wizard apprentice here (23 points)
One day i shall become a real wizard.
Unless a miracle happens and i get pulled out of my NEET lifestyle.
But who the fuck believes in miracles anyway
>>28354517
No, im not FUGGGIN GIGGING YOU!
On a semi related note, does anyone know how I get wizard powers or do still have to make it to 40 without killing myself?
>>28352781
I'm a cyborg
pinnaple
>>28354489
Feels bad man. I always knew I was a robot, but
I didn't expect I would actually be a wizard.
>>28352781
I'm a Grand Wizard.
Feelsbadman.jpg
Only things I have going for me is not men's rights/feminist and have not smoked weed/cigarettes.
Addicted to antidepressants that arent helping me.
>>28354779
>>28354599
I need details of your life please. Describe me a normal day on your life.
Are cyborgs still considered failed normies or are we recognized now?
>>28354904
>Wake up somewhere during noon, generally 2-4 pm
>Take 100 mg prozac, takes away suicidal thoughts for most of the day but otherwise no point in taking
>turn on pc, browse 4chin for a bit
>blinds are always closed
>feed stray cat that managed to get in the basement
>eat, usually only 3 full meals every other day, otherwise 2/1, also generally cheap shit like instant noodles or McDonald's
>play wow, take a short nap
>at 11pm go to nearby gas station to restock energy drink supply, the cashier is a sorcerer's apprentice stuck in a dead end job and is only person I have any sort of relationship with
>browse 4chin again, cat videos, more vidya
>almost always up at night
>1-2 am, reach into minifridge, grab rockstar and make a small sandwich or eat leftovers
>depending on what day it is, fap
>practice rope knot skills, im an aspie and making a noose is incredibly hard for me, so I practice for the day I have the balls to off myself
>6-9 am, fall asleep, usually during the second night of being awake, when vision starts getting fuzzy
>rinse and repeat
I've been doing this for about 3 years now.
>>28353922
If you aren't showering, you don't have good hygiene.
>>28355072
Oh, also im the Grand Wizard, not the lost soul.
>>28355072
Where do you get money to pay for... uhm... everything?
>>28352781
I got 30
40. Shit I need to do something to raise my level before university.
>64
>2 points from mental health
>>28352781
I thought 42 would be good but no I guess not
holy fuck I have all of them minus the girl ones and the see friends once a week
I need to get the fuck out don't I. The cyborg training worked.
:( 46.... without bonuses, and 52 with bonus... Its all down hill from here
>>28352781
91 I only come for the cringe
54, cyborg life
>>28352781
95.
I'd like to be successful instead of just above average. Slowly getting there.
>>28355140
SSI, autismbux, whatever you want to call it
650 bucks a month, all I need for rent, wifi, and food
>>28352781
I got 44.
>Dude oregano lmao 420 blaze it
43
Living a really uncomfortable existence. Feel like my life is going to end soon, no point.
>>28355346
What's your name bro?
What's your favorite animal?
I got 52, but I am a robot.
>>28355189
Didn't notice the bonus round. Now im 48. Phew!
Why are "Have had a gf/bf", "Have held hands", "Have kissed" and "Have had sex" only worth 9 points collectively out of the 100+ possible? Those are like the most important aspects of being a robot. Should also ask whether anyone has ever been interested in dating you, because I think it is less robotic if you are only a virgin by choice.
Anyway I'm 45, right in the middle of robot territory, pretty nice desu.
At a low point in my life
And I got an 82
*shrug*
>assumed I'd score outside of /bot/ because I'm /fit/ too
>49
kek here forever
> be me
> be 24 yo
> 31 Score
>>28355474
Also "Have had a romantic relationship in the last 6 months" should be worth a lot more, forgot to add that. And "Currently in romantic relationship" should be added for like 30 points.
>>28355386
My name is Trey, and my favorite animal is the gondola.
>>28355327
Specifics.
Basically I need to have friends and want to be around those friends, and I'll be "successful".
42 being harsh and conservative, could break over 50 and make cyborg status if being more generous.
just might make it fellas.
76, woo normie life here I cum
>40
This test is either too forgiving or too harsh, I can't figure out which.
56
most everything is fine except I have no friends am I am a virgin
>>28355536
If you measure your success using a "test" designed by an /r9k/-tard who can't spell "independent", sure.
>>28355527
Hope this helps bro!
It's not much I know.
Thinking you're a nice person is a stupid thing to put on the test as it is the most normie thought you can have. might as well add 70+ points if you tick that box.
'Moving forward' seems like something anyone could tick, it's hard to judge.
'Social media' is too vague and easy points, we have all made a FB or twitter or whatever, but i'm sure 90% of true robots don't use that shit or have not logged into it in years.
either way, got a 52 but probably should get lower.
>>28355708
Well, I used scare quotes for a reason. I do think the being wealthy and visiting doctors more often ones are worth it, though. And I want to have a good relationship with my family.
>>28352781
52
Mental health part is simply unfair
>>28352781
48. That test is stupid anyway, most normies in my school smoke cigarettes and weed, they drink alcohol every weekend and can't live without it
>>28355771
>TFW Trey didn't answer my Gondola.
>>28352781
95, robots get out this is a Chad board now.
>>28354599
No it's just 30. Maybe join a club or church or something.
>>28355527
Trey is a pretty Chad tier name 2bh, you've got no excuse. Why did you end up like this? OC Gondola4u
63, slightly strange with robot qualities but live human.
Sounds about right.
>>28352781
62 with the bonus round
>>28352781
I got over 100 because I'm fucking alpha not like you losers. Kill yourselves already.
