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>think I have a pig penis >finally measure it out of curiosity
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>think I have a pig penis
>finally measure it out of curiosity
>it's barely over 16 cm (6.3")
>i'm officially a dicklet
>i'm also a manlet with 170 cm (5'7)
>not to mention KHHV
Fucking normies.
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>>28352474 (me)
I also completely agree with women going for black bulls. I would too. Us, white males can't compete in the world of the black man.
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You got a good ratio of dick length to height. So that's something.
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>>28352474
Can you give me some sauce for this pasta?
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>>28352608
I wrote it you dipshit. Feel free to use it tho.
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>>28352626
I meant the picture, its hot!
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>>28352636
I dunno, just googled "cuckold" or "big black vs white" or something like that.

Try reverse searching it.
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>>28352474
Why would you have a pig penis? You some kinda mutant or somethin?
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>>28352667
What do you mean? Pic related is obviously not me (should've point it out I guess).
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>>28352496
The Difference is litterally 1/4 of an inch
Fuck this meme
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>>28352608
>>28352626
>>28352658
This exchange of comments is killing me
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>>28352686
of a centimeter rather
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>>28352705
lol wat DICKLET, that chart is in inches
if you're sub 12" you're a dicklet and should kys
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>>28352474
What's the girth though?
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>>28352608
This ugly, fat guy is gross.
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cuck porn infuriates me so god damn much

the guy is in chastity and they have a BBC ready to go and all they had to do was dress the white guy in womens clothes and have the nigger fuck him but noooooo gotta be basically softcore sissy porn

fuck the jews
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>>28352686
>forged diagrams
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>>28352474
6.3 is really that bad?
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>>28352768
No. Stop replying to obvious bait.
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>>28352474
>tfw 7.5x5 bent pencil dick
>tfw 103 lb 5' 7 skelemanlet
I feel u op
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my penis is 8" long but only 5.7" around

i would rather have a small penis than a pencil dick like i have.
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>>28352747
thats not a bbc u silly cuck, its one small nigger dick desu
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>>28352474
>170 cm (5'7)
>>28352750
I think there is only one statistic measured by doctors of African people and it's from Nigeria
Self reported shit doesn't matter
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>>28352848
i was talking about cuck porn in general you stupid fucking worthless nigger
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>>28352856
so how many cms is 5' 7 then?
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>>28352869
171
>round up
>ever
confirmed manlet
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>>28352837
>5.7
>pencil

stop
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>>28352895
Well it's only 5.7 in one section and I'm as hard as I can be. Elsewhere it's more like 5.3-4, and since I can't get that hard most of the time (even with women, and no I hardly watch porn) it's more like 5.5 in that max space and 5.2 or less elsewhere.

I thought the average circumference was 5.5"?

Regardless of whether it's pencil thin, it looks strange because it changes circumference about halfway up and then again, the area between the ridge of my glans and the end of my foreskin is smaller than the rest of my penis, and it's too long for its circumference.

I wish it was 2" shorter and was 1" wider.
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>>28352891
So it's 5'69 then?
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>>28352962
>1" wider
I assume you mean around and you don't want a 6x8.5
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>>28353072
meant to write 5'6.9

(fucking retarded imperial system, jesus christ)
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>>28353072
7"1/4 dick here. feels good man. too bad it will never be used
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>>28353109
i wouldn't mind either. both would be better than what i have currently.
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>>28352725
i'd love to be that gurl. she's soft, weak and protected by that black alpha.
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>>28352737
Would you fuck hlm?
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>>28352474
6'4" fat af 5"dick kill me now
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>>28352474
If you get a boner in the cage does it break ur cock?
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>think I have a well paid job
>finally look at my payslips
>I only get $150k a year
>I'm officially a poorfag
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>work up the courage to take off my clothes in front of a girl
>she laughs at my dick because it's uncircumcised and says eww

Being an American is suffering.
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>>28353350

This is why I stick to jacking off.
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>>28352962
average circumference is in the 4.5"-5" area
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Lmao'ing @ your life faggots. Still a virgin tho..
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>>28353834
>those tiny hands
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OP, we have literally the same dick, mine's 16.5cm and I regularly fuck girls with it, not one of them ever complained.
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Can girth make up for lack of length? My dick(let) is only 6.75 inches long, but it is 6 inches in circumference?
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>>28353887
Yes it's fine. Your dick is not the problem.
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>>28353870
I disagree, look at them next to a martini glass. It's a blessing I didn't deserve t b h, family.
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>be normie dicklet
>still sleep with girls
>still make them moan
just bee yourself guys
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>6'3
>5.5"
who /on the verge/ here?
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>>28353993
Fuck, it must look tiny.
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>>28352962
Average girth is 4.7"-5" you fucking mongoloid.
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>>28354040
>>28353585
maybe the girls i've fucked have just had giant twats then because it never feels tight.
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>>28352737
fuck off woo woo woo!
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>>28354068
Yes you're fucking sluts.

Stop fucking loose sluts. Or you're measuring wrong.
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>>28354081
>Or you're measuring wrong.
String around dick and then put up to a ruler.
>Yes you're fucking sluts.
I mean maybe but they were chinks so shouldn't they have small pussies? They were certainly small enough for me to pound their cervix.
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What about my 4x3 penor? Is it ok?
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>>28354098
String can sometimes give you not accurate measurements. Should use a strip of paper or tailor's tape.

Race does not always indicate vagina size. Chinks can have big vaginas.
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>>28354157
I did it again with a rubberband and a twist tie and just bent a tape measure around it. Measurements are always the same or within .1-.2" of each other.

I also did the calculation based on diameter and it's still basically the same.

I guess the chinks I was with just had loose twats. Now that I think about it I did fuck a white/indian girl once who had a tight snatch.
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>>28354190
>I did it again with a rubberband and a twist tie and just bent a tape measure around it.
Just fucking use a strip of paper, those are all bad ways to measure it.
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>>28354212
How is a piece of string worse than a piece of paper you fucking retard? Or a twist tie? A rubberband I can understand because it can stretch or contract but string (unless it's dynamic rope lmao) won't stretch hardly at all and twist ties neither.

Why are you so intent on trying to disprove my penis circumference?
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>>28354238
I'm just going off of information i've seen on various websites. The only things that are going to give you accurate measurements are tailor's tape and paper, its one of the reasons theres so many inflated penis sizes out there. People don't know how to measure properly at all.
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>>28354258
>I'm just going off of information i've seen on various websites
It makes no fucking sense. The only reason string or twist ties would be inaccurate is if they could stretch like rubber bands. Otherwise they are just cylindrical, smaller pieces of paper or bendy pieces of paper.

A tape measure bent around my penis is an inaccurate measurement because a tape measure is stiff and it may not contour properly.

There's no reason why a piece of string or twist tie would be less accurate that a strip of paper. Literally none.
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>>28354282
Then why are you so defensive and against simply using a strip of paper?
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How do you measure your dick length precisely? You can gain or lose an inch depending on how you do it.
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>>28354291
I'm not being defensive I'm just being rude and edgy because I'm a faggot.

I don't want to go get hard just so I can remeasure my dick circumference with a strip of paper for you is all. Next time I remember to do it I'll make sure to use a piece of paper and post about it in the next dick complaints thread I see.
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>>28354306
rectangle ruler stick it to your stomach and hold your penis to the side with the numbers

then deduct the initial .5 cm or whatever the offset it
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>>28354111
its fine, just prepare to have no one night stands
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>>28354306
Lightly bone pressed flat on top of your penis.

Bone pressed shouldn't make that big of a difference anyways unless you're very overweight or have fucked up fat distribution.
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