Where are you right now ? I am eating in restaurant.
>>28352406
>eating in jewstaurants
I'm eating at OP's mom's house.
I'm at Whataburger. The girl in black is a qt.
>>28352406
I'm in school, also eating.
>>28352406
I am at home recuperating from surgery. I got 4 wisdom teeth extracted yesterday. I feel groggy from the meds and I'm on a "soft foods" diet until my mouth heals up, so today I had some gelatin for breakfast and masked potatoes and broccoli for lunch.
>>28352483
>The girl in black is a qt.
She's really not
>>28352483
>fat
>cute
pick one. original fuck off.
>>28352483
>>28352540
This. She looks like a whale
Sat in front of my computer, bout to cook my dad some breakfast. Haven't slept all night.
>>28352540
>>28352555
>>28352564
She's not fat you idiots, she's wearing a jacket.
I'm eating olives. Olives are nice.
In bed with my daughter. Lazy day in.
I'm sucking off a dog while fingering a cat's butthole on the street outside of a high-end Manhattan hotel. The bellhops are laughing and taking pictures, I just shouted at one to post it on 4chan because I'm too busy. So proof should be posted soon.
I'm sitting in a cloud of my own fart particles.
>>28352584
tell your daughter we say "sup fuckface"
>>28352584
Your post would fit in on Facebook or some other gay site lol
>>28352584
Did you slip the dick in yet?
>>28352672
She's too young for swear words like that.
>>28352696
Uh no.
>>28352704
take her diaper off and hang out with her until she poops the bed. then laugh and play in the poop. add to it with your own poop. be doing that when your fag wife gets home.
>>28352887
She's older than that, and there's no woman in the picture.
>>28352938
too old for diapers, too young for cursing? your daughter's a piece of shit bro.
>>28352957
Sounds made for fucking
>>28352973
be cool man, i just want to insult the guy's daughter, let's not bring perversion into it.
>>28352584
You mean your wife's daughter? Have you raped her yet?
>>28353003
This is a place for edgeposting though
>>28353085
hey. faggot. let's just say mean things about the daughter without making it sexual. that's gross.
>>28353085
No she's mine, and no I haven't done anything with her. Living together there have been inappropriate situations, but never intentionally.
>>28353158
How about i hope she dies
>>28352406
4/10 I can eat way better and for a fraction of the cost
>>28353182
I hope she dies from brutal rape from a pack of wild niggers.
>>28353158
Get of your high horse anon.
>>28353179
>she's mine
You sure bout that? Regardless, you're a pussy bitch faggot. Every girl needs a good raping from a grown man once or twice in her life.
>>28353182
this is perfect
>>28353224
incorrect
>>28353179
this is wrong but it's funny that you're pretending to be him.
>>28353250
fuck you, faggot. fuck you and fuck that guy's slut daughter.
>>28352520
Eat a bunch of yogurt too! Its good for you
>>28353291
that stuff you slurp out of your dad's dick isn't yogurt, homo.
>>28353287
Every time I see someone mention a daughter or a sister here I begin imagining sexual things and masturbating. Even if of uo never touched your daughter that way or at leat gave us any hint of sound and even tho you Haven poster a picture of either of you, a description and not even age I'm still masturbating to the thought of you fucking your daughter
>>28353278
Yes, paternity test confirmed.
>>28353287
>pretending
I'm still here.
>>28353342
i'm laughturbating at the thought of you trying to string together a sentence.
>>28353368
oh ok, so you're coyly establishing yourself as a character who is a single father who is innocently inappropriate with his daughter. yawn. go to a fetish board, creep.
In bed, tucked in and cozy on a Thursday morning. Enjoying work, wagecucks?
>>28352406
Right now I am home sick althouh it doesnt matter becuase I'm retired, I have homemade ramen cooking, watching american dad and drinking green tea, I might fap if I am up to it
>>28352584
INBR4 V8
Pedo Bear creeper detected
>>28353397
>cat owner
obese homo
I'm in the pub downing a beer after work.
>>28353397
Oh shit nigga we have the same cat.
>>28352520
Wisdom teeth I remember when I was 16, that surgery is a joke M8 just enjoy the time off
>>28353396
Not innocently, I don't condone it and stop it whenever anything of the sort happens.
NEET here just woke up about to cook breakfast, feels good to do what ever I want, I might go bike riding after I eat, wagies mad as fuck, keep working hard wagecucks its about time for your lunch break and you dont want to lose it do you?
>>28353502
fuck off scum, you will never have money or a gf, get fat from tendies and die at 30 from heart failure virgin
>>28353502
Liar, you don't know how to cook. Your mom makes you breakfast.
>>28353577
so? gay people have smelly buttholes.
>>28353577
>he didn't learn how to make Japanese food
OK wagie, just because you only have time for McDonald's in your free tine doesnt mean we can't cook
>>28352406
Is that your mom?
If that's the case, do you have nude pics of her?
