You hanging in there dudes?
One chocolate milk please.
Killian's pls
>>28351276
THIS IS A ROBBERY,
PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN THE BAG THAT I HAVE MARKED WITH A DOLLAR SIGN TO SHOW THAT IT IS MEANT TO HAVE STOLEN MONEY IN IT
>>28351276
No. I thought things were getting better, but I'm in this shitty board again.
>>28351283
>>28351302
Sure thing.
>>28351305
>attempting to rob Slav/k/eep Wojak
Nigger do you even fathom the proportions of youre stupidity
>>28351276
Could you make me a raspberry spider please?
Welcome back bartender. Love these threads. I'll take a Captain Morgan's and Coke please.
>Living in modern beautiful apartment
>Have great stable career
>Spend my days eating bad (was fit, now semi fit), spending money on shit, smoking, and failing to get with the women
wewlad.exe
>>28351305
>Pulls out katana and slices you in half with one brisk slice
>>28351323
Thanks for the chocolate milk, barkeep.
>>28351323
>>28351351
RIGHT THATS IT YOU CHEEKY SLUT
I'M WEARING MY "STRANGLE THE CHEEKY SLUT" HOODY NOW
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE
>>28351320
What's wrong?
>>28351326
Could try.
>>28351340
Not the original bartender fyi.
I can relate. I have a small business, I got a house I inherited essentially, living on my own. Plenty of friends that say I am decent looking. Going out at least twice a week.
>tfw no gf
Brookvale Union ginger beer please.
>tfw depression
>tfw too socially crippled to meet new people
>tfw friends never include me in anything
guess i'll just amount to nothing.
>>28351373
Let's drink together.
Nah my real issue is shit dieting. I've put on 9kg and some pudge, and even though I'm fit for my job (militaryfag), my pudge is showing.
RIGHT THATS IT THEN
NUKING THIS SHITHOLE WITH NO SURVIVORS
GIVE ME THE FUCKING TENDIES OR THE BAR GETS IT
>>28351450
I can relate to that too.
>6'3 and 220 pounds
>trying to lose weight
>get into biking
>niggers steal my bike
>can't afford a new one
>have to start running
>running eats away my stamina 15x faster than biking, too heavy for my ankles
Thank fuck I'm not military, rucking would ruin my legs.
my feels list so far today
>tfw no gf
>tfw NEET loser
>tfw ADHD-PI
>tfw scratched my eczema so I could get to sleep last night and it is a mess today
>tfw no hope and no willpower
>tfw terrified of the future
>tfw virgin
>tfw remembering how out of it I was when I flunked high school
>tfw if I went back in time I would get help, but I will never have that opportunity again
>tfw /r9k/ is mostly bait and normies now
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xixTiB6tJTM
>>28351479
The only reason I like my job is for the benefits. If it wasn't for that, I would have discharged many years ago.
>niggers steal my bike
Story?
>The thought that this reality is here somehow and for no reason
>when I die my consciousness returns to oblivion for the rest of time
>this dont matter, none of this matters
>get a couple more circles around the sun and then full stop
>"anon, just enjoy life while it lasts" like I'll be able to regret or reminisce when it's over
>collection of experiences without the collector are worthless
I'll take a vodka and something to doodle on please.
>>28351572
Funny thing is that I am attracted to military world myself, but I just know i can't hack it mentally, all the wasted time and stuff. I do envy you a bit.
Also bike story is nothing special. Some gypsies got inside my backyard, my dog was asleep, they just took it out quietly and that's it. I saw it too late. Funny side of it is that it's just a cheap ass 200$ bike. I had 3 other bikes that night next to it, all within 800$ range, carbon frames and shit. They didn't even touch them. Saving for a new one now but I got so many fucking expeneses incoming (gotta get AC unit for home before the swampass season, need a new fridge/freezer combo etc)
>>28351276
"I'll take an 805 please barkeep"
>...
"Thanks"
>takes sip and begins to tell shitTier story
>tfw pressure from upcoming tests is getting the better of me
>have CHP applicant test next weekend and wageslaving related exam next month
>only trying out for CHP to please my dad
>he's been really excited since I started the applicant process because he has always wanted a cop in the family
>been training my ass off in the gym in effort to be physically ready
>have been happier with self due to gainz earned from lifting
>grandma died last weekend
>try not to show it but sadness/anger increasing by the day
>thinking about self worth.exe
>23 y/o virgin still living at home
>bits of robot power level have started to make way to the surface
>lashed out against gym partner Tuesday and dad last night over something stupid
>realize I'm fucked next weekend if the test involves any sort of psych eval
>tfw my robot relapse is going to cause great disappointment in my parents eyes
>I want off this ride.jpg
>finishes beer
"Welp time to go, have wageslaving to get back to"
>leaves tip and walks out into the morning sun
I'd like to perform my new EP at this tavern, boss.
Bein neet, is okay with me
Getting bux from the land of the free
Being a smug frog, costs no fee
I just shitpost, and sometimes REEEEEEEEE
This is my life
And I'm living it right
Mommy bring me tendies
And turn off the light
The wagie can't even put up a fight
Cause this frog
Is loving his life.
Thank you.
>>28351276
Early morning, ey? I'll take a chocolate milk as well.
>le autism roleplay thread
nice
>>28351276
Rum and Coke
My guitar has been broken for almost 6 months now and everytime I try to fix it, the strings fucking break. I can't return it and can't afford a new one.
It's one of the only things I enjoy in life
>>28351493
christ, how do you make a living man?
hang in there
Is there a term for the soft melancholy one feels after getting 'out' of a decade long depression?
The feelings are faded, like you're seeing everything through a fog, you are moving in a direction for you know that's the right thing to do, you know if you stop that will be the downfall, but all paths and directions seem alright and safe. As if even you are a ghost moving through this fog. Time is irrelevant more so than the state in depression where you're oblivious to it. You just sort of are in this state, some things are nice and satisfying, things don't bother you at all. everything is at a hollow peace.
I don't know if the last ember of emotions in me has died out and this is the aftermath or it's so dull that it bears no impact on your life any more, neither to protect it or save it. And you don't even care that you are in this state.
>>28352305
fucking normies
oregano
I'll have some vodka.
I met a girl not long ago. First to ever like me. I thought I was doing everything well, that she liked my personality and shit.
Then she talks about when we met. I was drunk as fuck and told her a lot of retarded, pathetic shit. We still made out and she sent me a text next day in the morning.
I ask her "why the fuck did you kiss me if I was being like that". She replies "cause you're good looking, you were well dressed and you're in a good career".
I wonder why I fell for the "personality matters" meme. Shit like this makes me feel like /r9k/ was right all along.
>>28352481
Dang anon, I just got a girls phone number, hesitant to text her, she seems like a shy qt and seems nice.
>frog and feels tavern thread
>>28352305
>le autism roleplay thread
Being this new? GTFO Reddit, this thread is staple of /r9k/
>>28352371
Ever think you're being over dramatic?
If you're no longer depressed, take it as an opportunity to move forward and be happy for once in your life.
>>28352519
Do not forget all women are vile sluts, no exceptions.
If she seems like a shy, nice girl, it's just to appeal to guys who likes shy, nice girls. If you like her go ahead, but keep in mind she's not any different.
>>28352550
That's not how it works, anon. I'm moving and doing things, but they bring little satisfaction. It's not disheartening, I don't feel a lack of motivation. Life is like a dream currently, and so are my emotions.
You cannot just enjoy things by willing them, or force any emotion out.
Anyway, I was looking for a term do describe this state, if there is one. I'm not really here to chat about the feels. Figured this would be the best thread to get an answer.
>>28352597
It's called being over dramatic.
>>28352614
I disagree, there is not much thought, emotion or impact behind how I feel and think.
Thanks for the little effort you managed to feign.
>>28352591
I just don't want /pol/ and /r9k/ to be right all the time. It's kind of depressing. I still have some hope for humanity.
>>28351373
>What's wrong?
Not much. One of those rides where you think you're improving yourself just to make the same mistakes again and again.
I'm going to try this "improve yourself by lifting weights" thing come Friday.
I don't expect it will last long.
Wish me luck
>>28352867
don't fall for the meme
>>28352654
Is there any other choice, though?
It's a bit exaggerated here but the things this board says about women and relationships are often spot on.
>>28352901
I don't think my face is as bad as those guys' faces, but I also don't want to get shredded like them too.
An ale for me
Things are really bad today, i just broke up with the first and only person who ever loved me and who i ever loved
I don't regret it, i had to do it. But still feel like shit nonesenseless
I've gotten to the point where I'm forcing myself to be happy. Anytime I get a feeling of sadness, I will distract myself with something. But now, even video games don't bring me as much joy as they used to.
It's near 11 am here, but I could go for a Ballast Point Sculpin
>>28354477
It's normal buddy. It will get better, just takes a bit of time. Hang in there.
>>28354613
I know this feel. Though I can't exactly force myself into happiness, its more like forcing myself into doing something physical that is preoccupying my mind. Video games haven't been fun in at least 3 years now.
Sorry for being late, I closed at my real-life workplace and walked home.
>>28351276
getting through the day
getting through the day
>>28355450
No problem buddy. Well at least distractions work for me now, but I feel soon that just like video games I'm going to lose interest in pretty much everything and run out of distractions.
>>28355824
I recommend riding a bike if that is anyhow something you might be into. Nothing quite like finding a nice straight low-traffic village/small town route, putting a comfy playlist or a podcast in your earphones and just pedalling away.
>>28355947
Don't own a bike, but I should try a walk sometime. Usually my day is wake up, go to classes, and go home for the rest of the day.
>>28351276
I made the mistake to think I won't stay here forever...
And ran out of fuck to give at the same time so might as well enjoy the ride...
I'll begin with a mojito
>>28351531
Better version senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2a8L7tttQ
Damn guys.
Finally got a gf and eight months later when things should be getting serious she doesn't even try to hang out, saying that she is busy and all she does all day is chat on whatsapp.
If I try to push her a little to hang out she gets mad.
We have only spent like two full days together in all this time.
Fuck everything I hope not all women are like this.
At least she isn't cheating on me
>>28356201
you're likely being used as an emotional tampon/orbiter
If money comes up next, you know what to do
>>28356201
kek, she's already cheating. she just want someone to that "needs" her.
>>28356201
Stop bothering her, make her miss you. Fuck sake you boys put pussy on a pedestal and it becomes posh
>>28356279
>>28356239
>>28356297
You guys are sorta right, thanks for the slap on the wrist
>>28356505
>slap in the wrist
Barman, slip a red pill in his drink plz
>>28351493
iktf bruv. You're not alone.
I don't think I'm gonna be in this game much longer, lads.
Jack Daniels pls. Gotta drink the feels away.
>>28351276
Not very good I will take captain morgan and coke please
Hey feel bitch, you the one who stiffed me a few nights ago?
>>28358051
>>28356769
>>28358207
Whats wrong lads?
