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Fembots, not meme'ing here but how can you expect me to stay loyal to you when girls who look like this exist?

I wouldn't even want anything long term with her. A handjob would be enough, I'd never cheat on you emotionally.
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but what if i'm prettier desu
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she looks like an old lady who's face has been ironed
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How do you expect us to stay loyal to you when there is this?
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why would i want you to be my bf in the first place?
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>>28350941
for her to give you a proper handjob, you'd have to reanimate her.
she looks like a dead person, faggot. she's a disaster.
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>>28350950
You aren't a crazy girl with dyed hair who will do whatever I want in bed.

>>28350961
Who is that?
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>>28350978
i am (except my hair is naturally black)
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>>28350978
Micheal Fassbender aka sexy hands man
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I don't.

I've resigned myself to the fact that no matter how lonely I get, it's best to remain alone. Sometimes, nothing's better than something.
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Diet, not meme'ing here but how can you expect me to stay loyal to you when foods that taste like this exist?

I wouldn't even want anything long term with it. A digestjob would be enough, I'd never insert it vaginally.
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>>28350997
How crazy?

What in bed?

What color is your hair now?
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>>28350941
I'm not worried about lesbians
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>>28350941

All signs point to you're a blobbo man with too high standards.

Wise up.
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>>28351050
as crazy as u want :)
as long as you actually luv me
its its dark brown
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>>28351037
You see, sex is kind of like cereal, you can buy it from the supermarket but some people's parents buy it for them
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>>28351078
Pic?

Blox organs as ndlslsl
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>>28350941
I'm not at all jealous of this anzu girl. I look prettier than her when she's in her natural state with no wigs or makeup. I can probably become as famous as she is or more if i started wearing that much makeup/wigs and starved myself a little bit like she does (even though i'm already 5 lbs underweight)
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>>28351078
>its dark brown

So you aren't full crazy. Black to dark brown is fine.
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>>28350941
That girl looks like shit.
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>>28350941
ANZU IS CUTE! Cute!!
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>>28351142
Your shit looks like girls.
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>>28351161
ANZU? she's white. her name's probably michelle or something.
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>>28351123
kek yea
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>>28351187
She's a turkey
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>>28351161
All her pics look like they should be shot in the dark with the *gogogogogo* sfx overlaid on top of them.

What's her stand power?
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>>28351187
her name is probablt Ozgurdogandanagurd
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>>28351199
>kek yea

How goddamn underage are you?
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>>28351168
Bet you'd date it too then
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>>28351199
Have you ever browsed /soc/?

Do you like calling a guy daddy in bed?
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Do fembots have slender, delicate, SQUEEZABLE necks?
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>>28351122
>I can do all this
>but I'm not doing it

Good, I can become a multimillionaire too any time I want I just dont feel like doing it right now.
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>>28351187
She's Turkish and her real name is Sahra.
Anzu means apricot in Japanese and it's just a nickname that she likes to go by.
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>>28351533
>Sahra
That's a terrible name. Sounds like she's a muslim which is disgusting.
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>>28350941
Huur huur i am a fembot because as an average or below average girl i can't get a tall, cute, semi-wealthy, funny& gentle guy to notice me. I can't get someone who is better than me at everything
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>>28351161
Everything about her is fake. I could literally pick a skinny 12 year old boy put a wig on him and cover him in make-up and he would look like Anzu.
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Tbh posts like this make me want to swear off all men and become a shut in and then eventually kill myself.

But somehow I found a qt bf who swears up and down that he'll never cheat on me, emotionally or physically. I'm so glad I'm not stuck with a guy like OP.
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>men always go waahh wahh why don't girls wear jewelry and dresses and skirts anymore
>don't realize that when you're ugly you just make those objects look bad
>Mfw people can't understand my respect for designers and their products by not wearing them
Pretty clothing was made for pretty people. Don't bother if you're ugly.

>>28350941
You think I trust men? Lmao. I don't trust anyone. Everyone is a disloyal fuck of they aren't a carbon copy of me.
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>>28351577
Ofcourse he is a QT. I am sure you are ot half as good looking as him.
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>>28351544
She isn't religious. At all.
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>tfw want a gf
>tfw even if she is 5/10 i'll be happy
>boob size and ass size is not important
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>>28351583
Makes me sad how many girls these days basically think men are untrustworthy and trashy. I hear "I don't trust men" more and more. They've been warped.
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>>28351602
Then she should rename herself since she's 18 and she can legally do it. I mean who the fuck wants to be named Sahra, sounds like her mother was drunk when she was naming her and horribly misspelt Sarah.
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>>28351588
He's a lot better looking than me, you're right. I feel embarrassed standing next to him because he's attractive and I am kind of repulsive.

But he's a good person, that apparently doesn't stop him from loving me. To be honest if he wanted to go fuck cute girls like Anzu I'd probably comply as long as he asked (although I'd be very hurt), because I always feel guilty for holding him back and keeping him from experiencing stuff with an attractive girl.
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>>28351634
>lying on the internet
>lying on 4chan
Nobody here is your friend. No need to try and impress them.
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>>28351666
But i swear i don't care about boob and ass size, i will be happy with a 5/10 if she loves me.
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>>28351671
These girls are too young desu, 14 to 19 is where it's at.
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>>28351656
You can't trust men or women these days. Even if you go out there and try I have an honest heart to heart relationship with ANY man, not just Chad. Some scheming cunt will try to steal him away and he will 99.999% cheat on you with her because muh masculinity muh I can get women muh ego muh dick
I would rather not have to deal with some asshole who values sex so much he can't say no. If I were to lose my virginity it would all be for nothing because the guy would think there was some huge amazing difference by sticking their dick in a pussy other than mine. You know how insulting that would be?

Horrible. Not worth trying. Not even for all the money in the world. Fishes are more faithful.
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>>28351663
fembots, everyone

They don't mind if their chad goes sleeping around
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>>28351739
Then blame the women who try to steal other men from their girlfriends. You realize there are women out there, 16-22 year olds usually, who specifically target married men?
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>>28351663
Attractive girls do not need that much make up to look good.
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>>28351741
I don't think he would do that to me. And he's not a Chad. But as long as he was honest I don't think I could leave him because I love him. It makes me feel like shit that I have such a low opinion of myself but I don't deserve a higher one because I was born ugly. Most girls are cuter than me so it would be really unfair if I had any self worth.
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>>28351741
Fembots are just a meme. The whore not only has a bf but a chad one at that. You literally can't lose as 4/10+ woman even if you are autistic and a crack whore.

Some 5/10 beta will find you, pick you up and provide for you even if you are a crazy bitch.
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>>28351778
It's both the men and woman's fault. Don't you even care try to excuse the male for his decisions. This is why I don't trust men, you're proving it right now.
If another chick makes you horny why don't you contact your gf/wife who's absolutely willing to help you out with that?

There is no such thing as a biological difference in the word no. If a woman can say no so can a man. Cut the bullshit. Everybody has a choice.
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>>28351779
She's still better looking than me, even with no makeup she's better looking than I am with a full face on.

People underestimate it a lot but that's because they tend to ignore girls like me irl, so we don't exist to you. It makes sense to ignore hideous creatures like me because it's unpleasant to look at or think about.
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>>28351818
>If another chick makes you horny why don't you contact your gf/wife who's absolutely willing to help you out with that?

It's difficult to explain, even if the other girl is uglier, there's something about the thrill of just how illicit it is, especially if it's an escort.
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>>28351816
No, you're responding to a male or female from soc posing as a "Fembot"

Why is it so easy to trick you idiots by pretending to be your confirmed stereotype?

Men can't be robots of they have a gf so how does it make sense for her to be a Fembot?
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fembots should be used for one thing and one thing only - cuddling services
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>>28351844
>It's difficult to explain, even if the other girl is uglier, there's something about the thrill of just how illicit it is, especially if it's an escort.
You do realize women also do this when they cheat on their husband's and say the exact same thing? I don't trust anyone. Wouldn't trust you. Men who act like impulsive women. It's disgusting. Was it even women who did it first? Probably not.

Of course it would be difficult to explain being degenerate and in a better light.
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>>28351834
You have a boyfriend. Why do you even want other guys to look at you, you whore. He clearly likes looking at you so drop oh woe is me act.

I am 22 turning 23 and never got close to being liked by the opposite gender. I can see myself never dating anyone and dying as a virgin
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>>28351854
All this board has turned into is baits. One bait after another. It's a lost cause man. Baits is all we have
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>>28351801
How tall is he
What's his physique like
Is he smart
Does he wear glasses

I can pretty much assume that he's chad with glasses
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>>28351816
It has nothing to do with my physical appearance. He could have a cute girl any day of the week but he chooses me instead. In fact when we started dating a VERY cute girl would constantly whine about how she's jealous of me.

I don't know what it is but I'm very lucky. I'm not even that interesting and I'm not smart. I don't know. There's a possibility I'm just for practice and experience that I won't rule out.

>>28351874
I don't want other people looking at me, I was just describing why it might be unfathomable to some people that I call Anzu cute - because they block out everyone else that's uglier than that.
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>>28351921
>he could have a cute girl any day of the week
So he's a Chad.
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>>28351873
I can't help it.

Wish I could meet a fembot who was ok with me cheating on her with hookers provided I adored her and her alone.
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>>28351919
He's not a Chad with glasses. He doesn't wear glasses. Fuck off.
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>>28351921
>>28351834
>>28351663
I hope in the end he does end up cheating on you, you disgusting attention whoring normie. You dont know what it's like to be truly repulsive.

Daily reminder white females literally CANNOT be robots.
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>>28351954
So he's just chad, then
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>>28351958
You're a non-white female?

Back the FUCK off fembot. Don't talk to our qts like that.
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>>28351958
How am I a normie?

I do know what it's like to be truly repulsive because I am. I'm hideous. Having someone that loves me (whether it be a parent or a partner or a friend or sibling) doesn't negate that.
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>>28351976
Do Chads even promise to be with you forever and swear they won't cheat on you and talk about raising kids together?

I mean fuck, maybe. Maybe I'm getting rused by a Chad. If he was a Chad I don't understand why he'd bother with rusing an ugly girl when he could have a cute girl he doesn't have to lie to
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>>28351995
Ok, let's assume you REALLY are as ugly as you make yourself to be which you probably aren't you attention whoring slut. You must have at least some sort of redeeming quality to have a person stick around and put up with your fucking bullshit.

Fucking kill thyself you stupid cunt.
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>>28351995
Post pictures of your bf so I can save them in my cuteboy folder.
Actually because I want to figure out how ugly you are in comparison.
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>>28351801
>>28352032
All this thread proved to me was once again bitches cant be lonely and there;'s no such thing as fembots.
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>>28350941
i knew i've seen this girl somewhere
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>>28352043
Yes I am redeeming qualities but they're all malleable. I'm very nice and we get along very well, I guess. I guess I just make him feel comfortable. Maybe part of that is because I'm ugly. Maybe being ugly is my redeeming quality in this situation.
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Derail time, pick a shrimp boys
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>>28352083

kill yourself tripfag, die die
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>>28351583
I am a guy and I don't like girls who wear makeup and lots of accessories. Respect ur body yo.
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>>28352043
>having anything remotely good about yourself makes you a nonrobot
I thought we were all gonna make it?
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>>28352189
j00 poop on flor, jes?
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>>28351515
Yes, I do. 10 inches circumference.
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>>28351515
No I'm too short
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>>28350941
WHO DO GIRLS WEAR COLOURED LENSES IT LOOKS CREEPY AND FAKE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>28352067
Get a hobby then, being ugly isn't the end of the world fucking Christ you sound so spoiled. Learn an instrument, learn to paint, read books and shit you can't control your face but you can be an interesting person anyway
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>>28352590
I'm a woman, the only thing we're "interesting" for is our physical appearance. No one cares what you know how to do so long as you're ugly. It's a prereq for being "an interesting person"
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>>28352730
Bullshit, you can have hobbies and be your own person don't self defeat before you even start. I was that ugly fat girl all throughout my teens and would draw instead of party and it came in handy by the time I became an adult, seriously. It's called a personality, and despite what 4chan says women can have one and men do like to hang out with women who have their own things going on more than the Stacey who just eats up whatever the new pop culture fad is even if they don't want to fuck her more. It must be refreshing or something. Or like a cool pet. Anyway if you have real talent at something it doesn't matter how uggo you are because raw talent is what EVERYBODY is attracted to.

But you should do it for yourself most importantly because you're alive and you have the means. You could be that weird looking girl with the cool hobby instead of the frumpy quiet girl with no self esteem. Having a hobby that you're good at changes how people perceive you.
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>>28353049
Yeah that's true I know of an objectively ugly girl who gets a lot of higher then her quality boyfriends by being really good at drawing/tattoos and also dressing like a gypsy and saying "far out" and doing drugs and stuff
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>>28352043
>>28351995
>mystery and maria in a bitchfight
amazing
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Because Staceys don't like brown manlets and I do.
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>>28353836
If you're white then you're just a piece of self hating garbage.
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Why is everything always about sex?
I just want to sleep literally sleep with someone.
To read books together in the garden on a sunday.
To start playing a random mmorpg together just for the sake of leveling together.

Fuck i know this sounds gay and i'm probably just a retarded beta fag but i just want to stop feeling so allone.

Who knows i guess we will always be partly allone in this world but it still better to be together allone. And shit i sound like a 13yo girl in puberty i can't even formulate my feeling right.

I'm just an autistic virgin without any hope and i will die allone.
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>roommate is out
>need to look up something on the Internet
>he left his computer on
>too lazy to start up my computer so use his computer
>he left Google Chrome open
>can see he recently made a message board post before heading out
>he makes a long post about how he hates how he got over his depression and anxiety at a late age because now everyone he wants to hang out with is too busy to hang out with him anymore

not exact words but it was like this

"A thing I hate about finally getting over my insecurities in my mid 20's is how I'm shamed for being happy. People my age are too jaded to enjoy hanging out anymore. They no longer see thrills in going to amusement parks, trying out new restaurants, or visiting new attractions. They're all too burnt out from having fun and freedom since the age of 16. I'm finally free to enjoy everything I missed out in my childhood, but no one wants to hang out with me because they're too busy or show no interest in going out anymore. When they do get out with me, they're weirded out about how I can be so happy and excited about everything. I don't bother asking people out anymore. If I want to do something I do it by myself. It's a price I have to pay for not trying to better my life sooner."
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ROLL FOR POWERS
ROLL FOR POWERS
ROLL FOR POWERS
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>>28351818
>who's absolutely willing to help you out with that
I never cheated, but if that was true i wouldn't even have to think about it. Too many dead bedrooms out there. I'm lucky she dumped, at least i won't feel bad about myself anymore when she's not in the mood all the fucking time
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>>28354025
Because hookup culture is getting to everyone. Its no longer about relationships, but one night stand sex.

I'm after the same thing you are and it really sucks. Its hard to find someone like that.
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>>28354194
Rollin' pls no lame powers
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>>28354194
roll for the troll
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>>28354233
>tfw you'll never get a really cute gf that doesn't care about sex
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>>28354324
Yeah and you know what that's a good thing. I was talking about a hypothetical situations where i would be a decent human. But i'm not and many here neither i guess.

I'm completly lost my social skills and all my friends over the years and just spend all the time in my room.

I'm a bad human that's why in the end i don't want a girl because the girl i would fall in love with has deserved something better. At least that way i can regain a bit of my dignity and who knows maybe we can work towards being decent humans so we can be in the end woth for the girl.

But i guess not in the end we're just memeing on 4chan for the rest of your young life. We will never have a cute gf which isn't a superficial normie but we also don't derserve such thing.
We deserve nothing because we are nothing.
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>>28354025
>>28354233
>>28354324
Getting sex is relatively easy. All you have to do is be somewhat attractive, confident in yourself, and put yourself in sexually charged places (house parties are probably best, clubs are difficult for all but personable chads and stacies to pull off.)
establishing and more importantly, maintaining an intimate relationship with someone is SO MUCH harder.
I'm 100% speaking from experience here. It's why I've been single for 2 years now. I've been there, and it's just not worth the trouble at the moment.
No matter how lonely I've been feeling lately.
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>>28354194
Rolling stone gathers no moss
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>>28354546
Can't you fucking read it's not about getting sex it's about having a healty realtionship with girls without sex being one of the focused point but rather just spending time together.

I rather have someone i can read a book with and identify myself with and LOVE that just having someone for the sex. But like i said i sound like a 13yo girl when i'm speaking that out.
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i am so fucking sick of these threads
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plis stop ffs
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>>28351199
be
my
gf
please
ill love and enabl the shit outta u
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>>28355174

Jesus christ you people are so beta.

If I travelled the world cataloging the betas in the world i would struggle to find someone who can top you in the rankings.
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i just want a bratty fembot to make me suck on her toes
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Maybe fembots don't expect you of this OP you fucking dunce. We've sworn off men just like robots have sworn off women. Everyone is garbage, they're just like animals, fuck who they might hurt as long as they get everything they want. Men even blame their biology for their infidelity, proving that they really are nothing more than animals. Self-restraint? Foresight? Empathy? Nah, apparently the desire to nut in a random slut is just too powerful.

The really pathetic thing is that they think the evolutionary argument is an intelligent one to make, while admitting that they have the brains of rabbits. If you really let your fucking genitals rule you then you are pathetic. But that's often not actually the case, it's just an excuse. I'd rather a man admit he cheated out of pure selfishness and a lack of concern for others' feelings than try to feed me some bullshit about muh primal urges.

I would never expect a man to stay loyal, not because men "can't help themselves" or because other women are "too attractive," but simply because they are bad people.
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