>mental issues
>used to actually REEEE in school when I was younger and less functional
>it was this horrific raptor-tard screech that was earrape loud
>whenever kids bullied me or I felt frustrated a rancid earbleeding tard screech would tear the fabric of the universe
>stuck finger in mouth and puked on a kid who bullied me and he cried and got sent home
I think God left me unfinished. Stories from fellow autists and/or tards?
I was always in normal school, btw.
I was always seeking attention. In 5th grade I stormed into a classroom singing "you are 16 goin on 17" while doing some kind of river dance thing. Got yelled at for a minute.
I also brought a knife to school and got suspended
Every day. Every fucking day I would pull the same joke. Literally for a month. At least.
In elementary school they would roll out this electric piano during lunch for kids to show off their skills. Every fucking day I would cut in front of all the Asians, the straight A's, the musical prodigies and all of the people with actual songs to play, and I would play the first 7 notes of the Super Mario theme song.
People didn't even think it was funny the first time.
>>28349928
Are you still a retard?
>>28350144
I was never full on tard. Just really loud and obnoxious mid spectrum autistic. I try to be more normal now, but I still just feel like a clumsy chameleon around anyone normal.
I used to not be embarrassed about my dick at all and was very open about that. I cringe looking back though. Way too many people saw my dick.
Also I used to think I was an amazing actor and put on an awkward performance, not once, but twice. One of them was a fuckin improv audition and it was BAD.
Another time I said I could dance when I couldnt and danced in front of everyone in this bizarre like wavy tap dance. I then got the part in a school play of a shit dancer. True story.
>>28350144
I mean he is on /r9k/
I used to run crouched forward with my arms behind my like wings (like they do in naruto)
Now I just don't run.
>>28350571
Why were you showing people you peter