You are given one piece of paper to write on that will be delivered to your 16 year old self in the past.
What do you write on it.
Hey younger me. It's older you from the future. I'm supposed to give you hints but frankly I won't because you won't realize this yet, but your life is thoroughly insignificant. Not in some cosmic insignificance sense people like to mention, but compared even to your peers in school. You are shit. You are trash. We are trash. You won't understand why. Do whatever. It would probably be for the best if you killed yourself but you're not capable of that. Nor am I. Bye. Take care, or don't.
"Stop smoking weed. It's lowering your IQ."
It's yourself from the future. I know you're going to want proof, so I'll tell you something you haven't told anyone yet, you wish your dad died in his accident instead of just becoming disabled and you wanted to kill him for years.
Now, you're going to become friends with a redhead girl that smokes in the future in high school. She'll be pretty damn depressed when you meet her and you'll be able to convince her to suicide. If you can tell her you'll do it with her and then don't and make sure she knows you didn't. She deserves it, trust me. Also get into dota earlier you'll end up playing it anyway. Also invest money into apple, it blows up and becomes pretty huge.
Fuck u I hate 16 year olds. The memories you're making are cringey. Stop confessing your undying love to random people that are vaguely nice to you. Jesus christ. Fuck you
Dates/lotto numbers for as many as I can fit.
>>28349641
Get thin now, skin won't shrink later. Go for Meg before she gets pretty. Tell mum to get fucked and demand to go to the hospital, that hip pain is real. Actually do your fucking work, go to be a better uni.
>>28349641
>'ur a faggot'
fun
>>28349641
Invest in Enron
>>28349641
"blow it out ur as"
Please don't fall in love with her. You know who I'm talking about. She's cucking you in the present. And I'm too much of a faggot to do something about it. The only person who can stop this whole situation is you. The child isn't yours.
Hey you whiny little bitch
Drop out of school and start working on your meeming skills, that shit is going to be the shit in the future, if you dont know what I'm talking about, just become really good at drawing frogs, thats going to be all you need in life. And stop dreaming of being normal, that wont happen.
>>28349641
It's not getting better.
invest in pepe stocks
Break up with him. He's eventually going to ruin your life and put you through a physical and emotional hell worse than anything you could imagine. Look at his fucking family and tell me you believe he's going to turn out different.
Don't major in psychology in college, that's a dumb idea because you don't have a clear end goal for it. Either do culinary school, or take some time and really figure your shit out. Take a year off after graduation if you have to.
Get a job and save all the money that you can so that you can move out when you're 18 without having to rely on him for a place to live. Because he will completely tank your life to pieces.
Also, find better friends. Your current bff is a selfish soon to be junkie bitch who will use you and screw you over throughout life.
This is the golden era right here famorino. It's the same shit down the road just with work and harder school.
I'll just leave this here
https://www.futureme.org/
You can type a letter to yourself and get it back on a date that you choose.
>>28351339
Oh I'm fucking stupid I thought we were talking future messages
"When you turn 23, tell mom she needs to see a doctor and don't take no for an answer."
>>28349641
Instead of turning into a depressed KHV alcoholic and chain smoker with yellow teeth, spend your money on nice clothes, perfume and get a fucking haircut. You might not get a gf, but you will feel better about yourself. I realized that way too late, sadly.
t. 23 year old you
>>28349641
Join a Rugby team.
Ask anonette out.
Otherwise keep on the way you're going.
>>28349641
Save like crazy, get a job, sell all your shit, do anything you can to get as much money as possible, then buy as many bitcoins as you can. Sell them on November 29th, 2013, they will drop steadily after this date. Brazil will lose to Germany, 7-1 at the 2014 World Cup, this is a chance to make some healthy punting profits. Keep your profits to yourself.
Also, Defoo the Crimson Jew as soon as possible. Just letting you know, your oneitis is going to drop out of high school this year, actually spend some fucking time with her. Dad separated from mum 10 years ago and is currently in a long term relationship that will die in 4 years, he'll be married another year after that. Both these women will be extremely flawed and fucking annoying in their own ways.
Get as much experience under your belt before the latter half of 2015, because that's when you're going to meet someone who's top shit. Be ready, cuck. Make sure you look sad as fuck at J.M.'s 21st or she probably won't talk to you.
Do whatever subjects you find easiest in year 12, this worked for you anyway. Do NOT do IT in any capacity beyond high school. Do literally anything else. Learn to teach or some shit.
When mum gets sick, she's fine, don't worry about it.
Go on /fa/.
>>28351339
I wrote a bunch of these using one of these services once, one every 5 years for like 30 years. The mother fucking stupid website shut down, sent out the letters all at once and then disappeared. Fucking pissed I had spent so long on them.
>>28351500
MODSMODSMODS
roboto ohnono
>>28351127
>physical and emotional hell
am interested. what happened?
do yourself a favor and kill yourself before you hit 20. nothing good happens after it.
Start playing guitar sooner. You still have shitty tastes, so that's hard to overcome, but at least get some lessons or some shit.
Don't take Cymbalta. Ever.
Don't be scared and answer to her messages, you could actually get a gf; otherwise she'll be a push and pull for many years. If nothing changes, at that party stay in bed with her, don't go with the others. Tell her you like her too.
I know you love your crush, but I'm afraid there's little to do there. Man up and get closer to her or let her go, you'll never see each other anymore in a couple of years anyway.
Go out more. Keep up lifting. Change your hairstyle. Buy new clothes. Make a facebook account. Stop watching porn and study more.
I'm sorry I disappointed you. Forgive me. I love you.
>>28351643
Very nice. This is an uplifting and motivating post.
Hey, listen closely and you will thoroughly enjoy your life.
First: cut your hair. I know you're too stupid to realize, but it looks awful.
Second: get together with that girl that invited you to her birthday but were too beta to act on. I know she's not really pretty, but it gives you practice nonetheless. (she won't become prettier either, just saying.)
Next: kiss that girl on your best friend's prom. You are drunk anyway, so who cares? Nothing to mess up there, she was as dumb as a bag of hammers.
Also: get back to playing the piano you faggot. You will only regret having stopped, trust me.
Oh, and if you like: play impro theater. You'll love it. It's only a matter of time anyway.
You can do it, I believe in you.
"Buy alot of bitcoin right now"
Hey, First of all, don't you fucking dare think about suicide you little spoiled shit. You want the good life? Stop buying shit from the school cafeteria and eating it in the fucking bathroom stall so noone sees you. Fuck. that. shit. Starting eating right, HIT THE FUCKING GYM YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT. Second of all, you've probably started playing another MMORPG right now , or probably on the verge of quitting your current one and start playing another one. Ok here's what you fucking do: Throw your computer out the fucking window, or give it to dad in exchange for a laptop who can't run any single fucking game on it. Third: You see that fucking biology book? Pick it the fuck up, rummage the fuck out of it. You're going to med school, m8, i don't wanna hear any fucking excuses. See that math homework, you little lazy shit? Yeah, fucking do it. Ask for help from your classmates. Contrary to what you may think, they aren't retarded normies who only want to bully you. They are nice people if you let them be. Next, NEVER WATCH ANY FUCKING ANIME YOU LITTLE RETARD. IT WILL FUCK YOU UP HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN. Next: take care of your fucking hygene , nigger. You smell worse than a hobo. Next: You may suddenly feel your feelings start to develop for (female in class). You know what I think about your feelings for her? I don't give 1 single flying fuck about your feelings. You NEVER, AND I REPEAT, EVER , ATTEMPT TO SPEAK TO HER OR GLANCE IN HER DIRECTION LONG ENOUGH TO DEVELOP ANYTHING.
Your depression is caused by your poor life choices, not other people. So go out there and stop being a fucking fag.
>>28351922
Tell me your story anon
Originaldo
I would write stock recommendations and lottery numbers and such on it. There is no way to salvage my life from the age of 16. Best I can do is let my older self live a comfy NEET life.
>All this faggy gf shit
Date of Dad's accident to prevent his injury.
Superbowl victories for the past 8 years.
Stock price data.
All the winning lotto numbers I can find for the year and years after that I turned 18.
Some form of proof that it's future me.
On one sheet of paper, you could put a lot of information down. With money, you can fix ALL of your bullshit.
Dear young me, Don't go to medical school, you'll hate yourself and you'll want to die. Stay as much as possible away from the internet. Go to the gym. Women are fucking sluts. Don't cut your hair. Organize your life and don't watch porn. Don't be the failure I've become. Please.
>>28349641
Treat her better. You'll never find another one like her.
>>28352138
I would. Tell me which one, because these are different stories
Hey, faggot. Stop being such a pussy. Getting a girl is easier than you think, but being inexperienced at 20, when you realize how easy it is to find a chick, will make it much harder to get laid.
You might be in denial that all you care about is finding a gf, but you know it's true. I'd advice you to kill yourself but I know you don't have the guts.
>>28349641
Major in business so you can actually make money. Not Criminal Justice.
You're on the right track, dude. Things will keep getting better for you if you keep doing what you're doing.
Start thinking about college more seriously, you can easily get a free ride almost anywhere if you just stop being lazy. I know it's hard to give a fuck, but it's a lot better than the alternative.
Do not touch heroin, ever. You will stagnate amd waste 4 years of your life. You know that $2000 you have saved up? You can kiss it goodbye in a couple months. Not to mention the $10,000+ you will make and waste on heroin and coke. Also, just grow a pair and be straight up with your parents. Tell them how you feel and maybe dad will get his shit together and refrain from running off to Thailand.
I know you know this, but you will be fucking set if you just stay in school and keep working hard.
P.S. Memes are going to blow up in 2015. Every single funny pic on the internet will be a "meme" to the uninitiated. Also Donald Trump 2016.
>>28349722
>>28351672
If you didn't believe your parents saying this, why would you believe a piece of paper?
>>28352270
Playing the piano and the improv theater. You seem to have had an artistic background which you fled away from. I wanna hear some shit about that
Don't go to art school. Learn a trade. Be a plumber or an electrician or something.
>>28349641
Kill yourself now, it's not going to get any better.
>>28349641
Dont bother playing for the soccer team senior year, you suck and will be a benchwarmer.
Don't quit skateboarding, you're actually good at that. Start playing guitar NOW. Capitalize on all social media. ESPECIALLY VINE.
Go to the shitty state school and save your coins instead of that expensive private school that accepts anyone with a pulse.
cut all your hair off while you're at it. also don't for get to wear your elastics for your braces you whiny brat.
>Not giving yourself lottery numbers so you can solve all of your problems via money
Seriously, it's like being asked if you'd really tell your faggot self to kiss a girl at 16 or get a few million dollars without any effort and kiss all the girls you want in a few years.
You'd be able to actually live the Lambo NEET mansion life, never run out of money EVER, etc. Hell, just by winning the lottery enough times in a row, you'd be able to convince people that you were a psychic and start a fucking cult around yourself, and start a consulting business to charge the elite massive sums of money for your vague gueses. Throw in a few other things (superbowl winners, presidential winners in multiple nations, the knowledge of a few important events you can describe vaguely).
You could become the richest, most powerful person on the planet.
But I guess robots are fated to be complete fucking losers no matter what chances they are offered. Instead they bohoo and are like "oh man date that girl you like she might say yes so go ask her lol" on their fucking timetravel note.
>>28352339
Your wish is my command, my friend.
These two are the most generic stories desu.
I played piano from age 6 to 15 and I was really good. But then my edgy teenager phase kicked through and I stopped because I wanted to #befree #berebellious etc. I didn't like my teacher of that time and used it as an excuse to stop. Which was objectively a shit decision.
And impro Theater is a very new hobby of mine. It helps you get over social barriers. I'd recommend it to everybody on this board. In terms of (missing) social anxiety, you'd probably call me a normie.
Stop playing WoW while you still can. Pick ONE hobby and git gud at it. Work out, lose that fat. Say "yes" more often. Socialize. Don't take that french course. Your high school grades are not NEARLY as important later on as you think. Forget Katharina, she's a lesbian. Don't fall for Carina, it's a trap: she's friendly to everybody. Learn to discern friendliness and genuine affection. Join the drama club for more than just the last year. Do not let your hair/beard grow to ridiculous lengths, you do NOT want to be remembered as Jesus. That third movie you're making: make it less ambitious, you're not gonna make it otherwise. Do not get sick on the new year's eve of 2008/9, you don't want to miss that trip.
DO NOT SURF ON 4CHAN! IT'S PURE POISON FOR YOUR MIND AND SOUL
>>28352426
It's about the mental exercise and it's sort of therapeutic you autist
>Sam is a cunt, don't try and make a relationship out of your friendship because you just fuck it up with her
>Ignore Alexa
>Practice guitar scales and learn to be creative
>Stop listening to pop-punk, it's childish and whiny
>Rachel is a psychopath
>Don't ever get on Twitter
>Don't straighten your hair
>Delete your Facebook
>When you get to college declare your major early and fuck communications classes they were a waste of time. Start your business classes early and get the ball rolling
>HIGHSCHOOL DOES NOT MATTER
>learn melee tech and fuck your friends up with Fox, it is super fun
It seems like it was too late for me to fix my shit when I was 16.
Almost all bad things have happened, it's just a matter of knowing how little people care about you and how narrow-minded they are.
I would probably tell myself to give up on social life as fast as possible and not to try to make any friends.
>take better care of your hygiene
>learn how to drive
>get a job
>be more social
>>28352640
It's fucking retarded, and these threads are pathetic.
>>28349641
Lel what is this why would I send a letter to myself in 4 years lol??!
You want to have a family and children. That is what you care about. Life is fine. Spend less time on the Internet and thinking. You aren't becoming smarter, you are becoming more retarded. Do more and think less. Lastly, remember, God is the key.
P.S. Start browsing /fa/ now, you'll want those sick cops later. Also, draw more, if you drew everyday you could be a master by now.
buy all the bitcoins
don't get involved with the indian girl, she's a crazy feminazi
don't get involved with the asian girl, she's a terrible girlfriend
don't stop running regardless of what happens because you're going to start taking a bunch of therapeutic drugs that will destroy your metabolism and make you fat with little hope of ever losing it
start seeing the psychiatrist as soon as you start university
don't go to an out of state school
don't even try applying to UIUC or UMadison; just go to augustana and do pre-med. they're going to give you a full ride.
get your shit together for calculus BC and don't fuck around in calc III during senior year either. try harder in ap bio and take ap physics C even though you failed your first physics class. you were an edgy retard then but you're not an actual retard you just need to try.
oh and buy fucking bitcoins. sell whatever you have to; just buy as many as you can.
You were the smartest kid in school. Now you wonder why the popular kids are smarter than you.
Stop trying to act cool in front of others. Your one of the nerds -- you can't get a girlfriend and you know this. Girls will always go for the tall handsome man, so stop thinking your decent looks will land you one eventually, because it won't.
Your grades suffer because you try to act like the cool, mysterious guy who gets every question right and admires his peers. Remember when you were 13? Everyone thought of you as one of the smartest, you knew you were but you weren't the awkward nerd that you are now.
Stop caring if you get a question wrong. If you still suffer in school, accept the tuition that mom will pay for. We both know why you refuse; you think that if you go tuition mom won't have enough money or won't want to pay for your games console. Stop.
By the way, Leicester City will win the Premier League in the 15/16 season. 2nd place Tottenham got BTFO by our nigga Azzar.
It's all downhill from here
Enjoy the ride
Just a page filled with winning lottery numbers and the outcomes of major sports events to come, I'll know what it's for.
"Do not have any expectations about anything. Don't be an autist."
>>28353688
I wanna be Biff so bad man.
I'd be better Biff than Biff, holy shit.
Hey you little faggot, listen up:
Start lifting ASAP, forget about women, stop your dad from doing it, listen more to Ice Cube.
kys as soon as possible
Invest in Tesla Motors as soon as you can. Dump it at 140. Buy property in the city as soon as the oil market tanks come late 2015.
Winning powerball lottery numbers and sports results. Invest in Apple, and then Facebook, etc. and become worlds first trillionaire
>>28349641
Lose weight ASAP. Don't go to 4chan, as it will fuck up your life.
