"Just Put A Bullet In My Head Right Fucking Now" Edition
>22yo robot in uni, no friends, no gf
>decent at playing guitar
>post online seeking singer-songwriter
>lots of shit responses, but one from a qt at uni
>we arrange a meeting at school between classes
>in one brief lunch, shes showed me more attention than any girl ever
>we meet that weekend at her place, i play her some songs and chord progressions
>she freestyle sings and hums melodies while i play along
>she says shes gonna write a bunch of lyrics to my songs as i leave
>best night of my life
>next time she comes over to my place
>shes written some beautiful lyrics to one of my songs
>we discuss putting out a project together, like an EP
>topic of 'what would we call ourselves?' comes up
>we both say we'll think of ideas on our own and present them next time
>she leaves, i realize im pretty much in love with her at this point
>i get the idea that "CAMPUS CRUSH" would be a good name for our duo
>its kinda cool sounding, it could also lead into me asking her out
>eg. "how did you think of this name?" -- "because I met you on campus"
>pay a graphic designer to make a logo
>get it screen printed on a t-shirt at a shop downtown for 25 quid
>we meet at uni for lunch
>i tell her i thought of a band name
>i pull the t-shirt out of my bag
>its all wrinkly
>unfurl it on the table and say 'what do you think?'
>she's not speaking
>finally she starts going 'uhh...its....uhhh...li...uhhh...'
>i can tell shes super uncomfortable
>quickly scrunch it up and jam it back in my bag
>'just an idea, n-no harm done... ive got some other ideas too'
>she doesnt respond
>finishes her drink, stands up and says she has to get to class
>i say 'okay, take care you'
>she gives me a look of almost disgust
I have texted her 4-5 times after this and never got a response.
I emailed her twice as well, no response there either.
I've written her a note explaining my actions, but I dunno if I should send it or just cut my losses.
>>28349285
What's wrong with you man? Could you not just fucking ask her out first? Would have been less work than your gayass t-shirt
holy fucking shit this is so autistic
>>28349309
Obviously I wasn't thinking straight. She'd loved everything I showed her up to that point -- my songs, my guitar playing -- so I thought she'd like this too. And then I thought I could parlay it into asking her out.
And even though this blew up in my face, I still think CAMPUS CRUSH is a great name for a band. Maybe not for our duo though, maybe like punk-rockers or Blink-182 style.
Is no one gonna post their rejections? Did I just type all that out so one or two punters could have a laff at my misfortune then 404? FML seriously.
>>28349445
Yo senpai don't talk to her again, unless she responds to your shit.
please tell me this didn't happen for real op
pleasepleasepleaseplease
>>28349491
Since she won`t respond to my digital communications, I was thinking of printing off a note and dropping it in her mailbox at her place.
And by the way this note wouldn`t be professing my love for her or anything, its more like "don't throw away an opportunity to make good music together over one silly mishap"
>>28349564
Imo you fucked it right now. Like she won't be able to properly express herself when she's with you since she knows how you feel about her. Personally, I think you should move on
>>28349285
It's the over-the-top, autistic, gestures every time hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thanks family.
I'm autistic. Can somebody explain to me why she reacted the way she did?
You've made the classic robot mistake, falling all over a grill and showing it in the most over the top way. You got to feign desinterest until shes the one falling for you
>>28349584
Part of me thinks I need to move on too, but it's so hard. You've got to realize that this girl coming into my life was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Sad as that is.
>>28349445
I can tell you i've been rejected twice, but it's not worth being greentexted. It was just basic spaghetti-flavoured "i-i love you".
>>28349445
I only came here to laugh at you
>>28349285
This is some high level autism. You're a fucking idiot. You shouldn't have made a shirt before getting her approval. Also
>Campus Crush
What a fucking gay name.
>>28349564
Don't give anything to her, you spaz. Tell her you like her but you would like to get over her I'd you could still work together. You should say you understand if she doesn't want anything to do with you though.
Every day I come here and every day I'm amazed at the sheer level of autism you people manage to pull off. What makes it more impressive is how you probably read 30+ posts a day about people being autistic sperglords and people telling them what they did wrong, and yet you still manage to pull off some awesome aspergy super move yourself. Like those guys that post screenshots asking what to say, then despite some extremely sound and sensible advice coming back as a general consensus, they still manage to post an autistic wall of text and somehow don't expect it to blow up in their faces.
Are you a autismo looking fucker? I thought girls dig guys who can play guitar and shit
>>28349764
I mean, if the girl liked OP what he did would be kinda sweet
why the fuck is that autism? its what they do in the movies all the time. Is it just because hes ugly?
>>28349819
It's not autism, fags here are overreacting as always
>>28349773
This is the stupid part about my life. I feel like I'm pretty normal looking and not bad at conversation. I don't feel like I'm ugly or socially challenged. Just ignored and unwanted with no idea why.
>>28349841
You know what to do OP. Post a pic of yourself
>>28349841
Post pic or suck dick
Lemme see u
>>28349365
Campus crush is a little too gay for a punk band
>>28349809
If the girl liked OP she would still want him to wait before making that shirt.
>>28349819
Movies aren't real life, and are written by beta male writers.
>campus crush
uploading this to reddit lmao xD
>>28349819
See >>28349888. IRL girls don't want a shirt saying "Campus Crush." She'd be far more forward.
Perhaps she's testing you, I think something like 600 emails would get her attention
>>28350002
Could this be the start of a new Denko?
>>28350002
You got me good there fa.m.pai
Why are you still playing guitar in uni?
>>28350002
>tfw accidentally read all this bullshit because I mistook it for Densha Otoko
She was just being friendly and sociable
You had to ruin it by falling head over heels like a dumb kid and sharing your feelings in the most awkward and inappropriate way
You may have had a chance at one stage but 100% not anymore. She has already told all her Facebook friends and peers about you and they have all had a good laff!
>Campus Crush
You should say it was nice 2C her.
>>28349285
>CAMPUS CRUSH
>>28349285
>meet girl twice
>fall in love with her
The desperation is real. I don't really blame you but you should try to look at this situation with an objective eye to understand what you did wrong and learn from it.
>>28349285
hahah holy shit anon you fucked up SO badly
OP you are so lonely and pathetic
Most girls just want a big hard cock. They don't know what to do with all those feelings of yours
>>28350272
This OP, stop being a desperate faggot.
>>28349285
Why did you already spend money on something that was uncertain in the first place? Why didn't you just pitch it to her like a normal person? Why did you choose a name that was THAT on the nose and basically said "I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU"? Why didn't you think about how this would play out?
I don't see whats so bad about it. It's easy to divert it so crush means the act of crushing something. It was just a band name.
I'll post my rejection but it's not sbout a girl.
>14 year old in summer camp
>it's in an island
>entire hotel reserved for around 150 kids
>think that I'm going to have a blast
>each day has a different activity scheduled from water park to the beach and amusement parks
>we're put into squads with a leader from the camp staff
>think I'm getting along with everyone just fine
>one day I get separated from my squad and miss lunch since we were only allowed to enter the dinning hall with a staff member
>one of the staff notices me staring at the hall and lets me in
>tells me to be more careful next time
>final day arrives and they light up a huge campfire
>all of a sudden they tell us to say goodbye to all the friends we made during the week
>everyone starts hugging and exchanging emails and phone numbers
>I'm the only one who didn't make a single friend
>start crying standing in front of the fire as I realize this
>suddenly the same staff member who helped me on that day put his hand on my shoulder and crouched
>he told me that he saw I was always alone and that being alone makes you strong
>get on the bus the next day and don't say a single word until I got home
>developed social anxiety soon after that
>almost don't finish high school
>become a shut in for a year
>can't feel attachment and can't trust people easily
I'm better now that I'm 23 but even though I want a family I don't want to feel rejected like that ever again so I'm awful with women
the band name isnt that bad but printing it on a tshirt was so fucking autistic
Nigger
You acted like a fucking middle schooler
Adults are straightforward and nobody "asks her out" anymore. It's not an 80's film
>>28351003
What happened in between all of that?
47 replies and no one has asked for a picture of the shirt? What the fuck people
>>28349365
DESU senpai that name is about as cringe-worthy as it gets.
Post the shirt or you're a fucking liar
>>28349285
Your story is so painful to read, she's such a lucky girl. All the while there are some of us who will never experience that level of romance. Thisworld is unbelievably cruel.
>>28349285
>i get the idea that "CAMPUS CRUSH" would be a good name for our duo
I cringed so hard I think I broke a tooth
>>28351181
Between what exactly?
I was having fun and met a bunch of people during the week but I guess they thought differently of me.
>>28349285
>CAMPUS CRUSH
negro, what the fuck were you thinking
>>28349564
you think life is a fucking 90's sit-com m8?
just drop it
>>28349285
>i get the idea that "CAMPUS CRUSH" would be a good name for our duo
>I have texted her 4-5 times after this and never got a response.
>I emailed her twice as well, no response there either.
she is a cunt and your idea was idiotic
You are a very autistic individual
>>28349631
Because OP is an ugly sperg and the girl's only intentions was to be nice by helping him out with his song lyrics and nothing more
>>28351327
>>I have texted her 4-5 times after this and never got a response.
yo, give up after 2. go 3 if you are really dumb.
if she wanted to continue interacting with you, she would have answered text 1
this is the first rule. And your first tripwire into dropping a bitch
its hard to swallow, but thats simply how it is. continuing to text and communicate will make you look worse
>>28351273
Oh. I was gonna say of course you'd have no friends if you didn't talk to anyone. But if you did and they didnt hug you, thats shitty.
>>28349365
Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahaha
>>28349285
Its a hard life brother
>>28349285
Cut your losses and get out of there
Post the shirt you made OP.
I'm curious what it looks like
>i get the idea that "CAMPUS CRUSH" would be a good name for our duo
>its kinda cool sounding, it could also lead into me asking her out
>eg. "how did you think of this name?" -- "because I met you on campus"
>pay a graphic designer to make a logo
>get it screen printed on a t-shirt at a shop downtown for 25 quid
OP, bad things don't happen to you because you were born with shit genes. Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass
>try to talk to this blonde at a party
>she's thick and a few inches taller than me
>she rolls her eyes, says "bye, felicia" and shoulder checks me out of her way
>ow
>see her talking to a football player later
>ow
>>28351490
what's a felicia?
>>28351590
its a chick who is a crackhead from the movie Friday
she implied that anon was literally shit, and should go away
>>28349631
Aquatics to girlfriend in anything under a month is virtually rape.
>>28351607
kek I forgot about that movie
thanks
I feel like discussing this, because it kinda happened to me at one point and also I have time to waste.
>>28349764
Because they have a complete warped view of what's happening. When you see cringe threads, you can tell the girl is clearly uninterested, but in OP's case, as in many others, he thought she was infatuated with him too and was just waiting for a move on his part.
It's not as weird as some underages here try to pass it off as, falling in love can do some crazy shit, moreso if it happens to a lonely social reject.
What can be gained from all this is:
1) OP needs a more solid grip on reality, on how other people view him and moreso on how he himself actually is.
If you're >>28349841
>ignored and unwanted with no idea why.
then it follows you're not
>I'm pretty normal looking and not bad at conversation
In other words, OP is too self-absorbed, he need to see other people's point of view more (actual people, not no-face anons) before he can move on to romance and sex.
2) Most people in this thread are as bad as OP, socially speaking. And like OP, are only laughing now because they delude themselves their situation is completely different, despite the fact they're still here saying the same shit as everyone else. OP himself probably laughed at others at some point, just like some little stupid autist gets a girl, comes here to brag how "I made it! MY LIFE IS SUCCESSFUL NOW!" only to come one or two weeks later again to decry "LIFE IS PAIN! DON'T TRUST WOMEN!", bringing him back at square one.
In short, don't give weight to comments who don't bother going in depth.
3) This poster got it all right:
>>28351327
>she is a cunt and your idea was idiotic
She IS a cunt. Going away from someone without saying anything is a cuntish move, no matter the context.
>"B-but then if I answered he'd call me a bitch!"
And what if he doesn't? You've made sure to act as a bitch, so maybe if it happened it wouldn't have been undeserved in the first place.
>>28349285
>cutting in the middle of your fucking arm
lol you faggots are too pathetic to even properly kill yourself
>>28351205
I want to see it too. I hope OP didn't burned it yet.
>>28351205
Come on OP. We all want to see it. You got nothing to loose by showing it
>>28349285
> had oneitis for 3 years
> told her 2 times that I'm in love with her and want to be there for her forever
> 2 times she said she's sorry but she doesn't feel the same
> met her again at a party, got drunk together all night, watched the sun rising together
> told her 3rd time
> "sorry I don't feel the same"
> literally begged her for at least one kiss so I don't have to feel like I've wasted 3 years 100%
> "sorry that wouldn't be honest, I can't do that"
I can't blame her.
>>28350993
too late, he already showered her in spaghetti.
>people calling op autistic and implying that he was in the wrong
She was the one leading him on you dumb whiteknights.
>>28352470
nobody is fucking white knighing here, buddy
She was just being nice and OP have that weird mindset that girls being nice to him, want his D
the usual bullshit for me
>in grad school
>ask cute girl to dinner
>she says yes we have a good time
>ask her to museum
>she says yes we have a good time
>ask her to dinner again
>she says yes we have a good time
>ask her to come over to my place
>she doesnt respond for 5 days then says she just wants to be friends
>walk past girl
>she makes a disgusted face
And that was that
>had a one night stand with a girl I met at friends party
>end up getting in touch with her and start dating
>had a few dates and it's going well
>fourth date ran out of things to say because I'm being careful due to going on 4chan too much so have no idea what is appropriate anymore
>date is boring
>she texts me saying it's not going to work out
Fucking annoying tbhfam
>>28352470
No need to doin the tin foil hat buddy. Some people just can't read social cues and OP is one of them.
>>28349285
Another classic case of YOU DON'T SHIT WERE YOU EAT, FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>28349285
Sure ok
>20
>meet girl at friend's party
>bang and then she goes crazy
>wont speak to me
>mad because I actually kind of liked this girl
>week of stupid bullshit where she goes between liking/hating me
>"I think I can better articulate my feelings now even though you probably dont care"
>tell her let's hear it b/c I want to call her bluff
>tells me the same basic thing while blaming it on her anxiety
>ask her where we're at then
>"I dont want to freak out again because of my anxiety; all I can offer you is friendship"
>tell her good luck with her anxiety and to get in touch when she's over her high school boyfriend
fuck freshman
>>28351222
why is this named ryan.jpg? what do you mean by this?
>>28349285
Send her one more note saying that you're sorry she doesn't like the name but it's just something you'd thought sounded cool for years and it can be changed, play it off like that, that you have no idea why she wants to drop it just because of your name idea. As for the girl, just forget about it, she's not interested and you're only interested because she is a girl that has spoken to you, that is the whole reason, forget about it you cuck.
>>28349285
>meet three times
>fall in love
>"CAMPUS CRUSH"
>C R A I G S L I S T
>the fucking t shirt
>ever getting your hopes up
>texting her this much after the incident
D r o i d MAXX Autism
>>28351819
Yeah like that aquarium date guy at the weekend that /immediately/ started acting like Chad Thundercock because he got a hug off some girl like he'd just fucked Miss World or something.
