>be neet since leaving high school
>kill myself when parents kick me out
who /MISCHIEVIOUS/ here
>>28348787
Good plan desu desu desu
Bumping, love mischief threads desu
BABY BABY POO
POO POO PEE
MAMA MAMA CHANGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>have been depressed for 7 years now
>have a flight to Toyko in a week
>going to jump infront of a train at peak hours in the morning when everyone is trying to get to work and completely throw off everyone's schedule
fucking pieces of shits
>>28350212
Nice one anon, nice one. One last dig at wagie.
>be me walking to shops
>have to cross a road
>hit the pedestrian button
>jump through traffic when the light is still green
>cars have to wait for me to cross road before they can drive
>pedestrian crossing light turns green just as i make it to the other side
>cars have to wait even longer
Who else /DEVILISH/ here?
>go to subway and order two six inch sandwiches
>order them the same exact way
>artisan behind the counter asks me if I want to order it as a footlong so it would be $1.50 cheaper
>decline and insist I pay them as two seperate items
>throw them away as I leave the store
>>28350330
>driving and approaching intersection
>plan on keeping straight
>light is turning red
>move to the lane all the way to the right
>pretend like I'm planning on going straight as cars line up right behind me with their blinkers on
>green light appears
>turn right
