>you will never cum in a girl's asshole
Is there a worse feeling?
yeah, i think being in unending excruciating physical pain would be a worse feeling
this is a problem you can easily solve with a hooker
>>28347241
That pussy is fucking gross. God damn it I wish all girls had nice looking pussies.
>>28347241
I'm finding the feeling of knowing I'll never eat fruit loops from a girl's anus tougher.
>>28347241
Yes
>that feel when no gf
>>28347632
>Oneitis is a fucking 9/10
>Fawn over for over a decade
>Finally get to fuck her
>Pull off her panties
>She's spread eagle on my bed
>Busted, ugly pussy
>mfw
>>28347241
That is about the only thing I haven't done. although I prefer having my tongue deep in her ass more than sex itself.
>>28347744
Anal sex really isn't that great desu. I find fingering a girl's asshole before fucking it so much hotter.
>>28347717
I've actually lost boners to this shit to. It's a chore fucking a girl with a gross pussy. I have to look away and try and forget about it.
>>28347761
Who the fuck practices vaginal sex anymore? It's fucking 2016. Get with the times gramps. Anal sex is where its at.
>>28347755
I can imagine...I love slipping her a thumb whilst fucking her doggy.
>>28347776
Anal sex is such a fucking meme.
It was so disappointing. Not a fan desu.
Although for some reason I can't watch porn that doesn't have anal.
>>28347790
It's because of so much porn...I remember being 12 and my friend was already at that stage and I thought it was fucking disgusting...But now, I can't even get hard with a real girl unless I can see/feel/smell her ass.
>>28347241
Jesus Christ her vagine looks mangled. Not jealous, would rather cum in boipoosi.
>>28347807
>It's because of so much porn
And this is because porn hypes it up to be one of the most sick, perverted, arousing sex acts possible. I might have seen more anal creampies than vaginal creampies in my life. There's also a ton of anal creampie that ends with the girl pushing it out and licking up the cum.
Now all this text got my dick hard. Well done porn industry.
>>28347717
>>28347755
>>28347761
>>28347776
>>28347790
>>28347807
>>28347838
Can I ask why you are here?
>being this cucked by the anal meme
Porn has literally ruined a generation.
>>28347911
Anally impregnating a female is literally the hottest thing ever. It's a much tighter hole and thus filling it up with your hot cum is more satisfying for both you and her. It's the ultimate intimate experience. It also helps developing a special bond between the participants.
>>28347896
Failed normie. I'm the guy who started the alcoholic thread.
I hate my life and want to go back in time and make the right decisions when my life had potential.
But I can't. And now I'm stuck.
>>28347958
>Anally impregnating a female
American schooling system.
>>28347958
What a dirty fucking slut.
>>28347958
>It's a much tighter hole
It's only tight around the entrance.
>>28347241
gf lets me cum in her dirtbox whenever she's on the rags
it's only slightly better than vaginal sex, but because we only do it maybe once or twice a month it's really good as it's special
>>28348190
>implying that's not enough
Also anuses are so much aesthetically pleasing to the eye. It's a round, hairless, neat, minimalist hole. Whereas roasties look like a face hugger form the Alien movies.
>>28348239
>Also anuses are so much aesthetically pleasing to the eye.
Right. Which is why the patrician choice of fucking a girl is doggystyle whilst spreading her ass cheeks so you can stare at her anus.
>>28347958
Top tip- best cums of my life have been from sticking the head of my dick on my gf's ass and her trying to shit it out. Imagine getting a bj from a vagina- its 100 times hotter than that
looks so good
There is no greater pleasure in life than looking down and watching your dick disappear between two perfect cheeks.
>>28348362
>Her face
She looks retarded.
please cum inside my ass
>>28348424
Does it matters?
>>28348424
maybe her teeth aren't perfect but neither are you
>>28348443
Yes
>>28348454
Teeth, nostrils and eyes. They all belong to a retarded person.
I like imperfections. The big nosed butterface slut I've put in my picture is one of my most fapped to pornstars. This chick literally looks like she has down syndrome though.
>>28348497
same girl, pretty sure she's russian - no down syndrome
meanwhile your girl is ugly as hell
>>28348585
Wow, she does look better there.
>meanwhile your girl is ugly as hell
No shit. No idea why I like her so much.
>>28347241
That's fucking disgusting.
tbo
>>28348239
this should be mandatory
>>28349887
Hmmmm
That's not right
>anal sex is best sex XD
>i'd love to fug her butt XD
>dude wtf why r u tryin to put ur cock in my ass?????????
smdh
>>28349887
Desn't looke righte fame
>>28349905
>>28350282
she's surgically altered
>>28350349
No shit. Just stating for any roasties who might be considering.
>>28349887
>male penis gets mutilated for some barbaric tradition
>no one bats an eye, quite the opposite, uncut people are called fags
>female vagina get mutilated
>oyy veyy, this is anotha shoa, end of the world, how barbaric, white cis male scum
why
roastie shaming should be a thing
>>28347241
Does this count? Bc I do it at least 2 or 3 times a day
>Webm related
>>28351381
You know it doesn't.
>>28351381
you look terrible my man
>>28351381
you look like a fucking turkroach
>>28351381
Doubt it's actually you but if it is lose some fucking weight before filming yourself. The rippling fat was distracting.
>>28349887
Beautiful, also my fetish. I want nothing more than to pop a girl's cherry, then cut her clit off, sew up her pussy, and keep her as an oral and anal only pet.
>>28348585
Sauce please
Origin commen
>>28350619
We need to cut more women. Clits are disgusting.
