I NEED A GF
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Are there any grills browsing /r9k/ rite now?
If you are a grill, please answer this question:
>can you be my gf, pretty please?
I am 22-year-old guy. I have a job, not a virgin.
Seriously, if you are a qt3.14 and browse r9k, pls be my gf
I need a gf, someone to talk, someone to trust, someone to cuddle with ;_;
>artsy hobbies is a plus
>not a virgin
Into the trash
>>28346845
OP here, i'm a grill btw ;)
>>28346876
I am OP but not a grill, you spread falsehood m8
OP here nvm I found it
aw OP I am a gurl too but we can be friends first :) <3
If you are a guy nvm bye then
>>28346845
Hi. I am a girl. I like partying and sports. That's kind of who I am. I am unique and quirky. Not like all the other girls.
>he make a tinder where he's looking for friends
Best way to get a gf. Women are pretty dumb.
I mean sure, if you want a smart gf there's practically no good strategy to employ and this would make your chances close to zero. But it's better than nothing right?
>>28347143
no you are not OP stop spreading lies!! >:(
>>28347170
I said I am a 22-year-old guy, but don't nevermind on me, maybe you are the chosen one, grill
>>28347223
you b8, m8
>>28347251
Trying to get Tinder stuff working, have you had any luck so far in Tinder?
>>28347300
Yes. Plenty of luck for company. But no waif material yet.
I'm a bit disappointed but at least it's an option. It's not like I'd do better if it didn't exist or anything.
>>28347348
I am new to Tinder, can you describe real short how it basically works for you?
>You swipe left and right, if a grill swipes like at you then you both can start a convo?
>LOOK HOW GREAT I AM
>I NEED A GF
>"sure ok teehee"
>I'M A NECKBEARD
>I NEED A GF
>"UGH NOBODY DESERVES A GF YOU DUMB VIRRRGIN NECKBREAD KILL YOURSELF!???"
>>28346845
> have a job
> not a virgin
Just leave Normie.
>>28347372
Pretty much. It's a rather shallow sorting method, which is generally why you find people less dedicated there.
The one major tip I can give you is that you should forget your match to swipe ratio entirely. Girls are horded so it's not a statistic worth attaching your self-esteem to at all. You see many guys do this. It's pretty dumb.
Should probably consider it a pure rating people app. Pick a standard and just keep with it.
They're better than the femanons here I'm sure. Really most women here carry heavy baggage or are just terrible people it seems. Also they're split about 50-50 with traps. So assuming you're concerned with that this kind of thread is a rather inefficient use if your time.
Consider other random conversation places like omegle over /r9k/.
>>28347268
ok, if you look good then MAYBE (!) we can be buddies first :)
>>28347372
ya know tinder is a waste of time, its not worth the effort honestly
>>28347434
good advice, thanks for the quality post anon
it's true, r9k is a time waste for my purpose, I was shitposting before but it's kinda immature thing to do when I should just try going to Tinder once more
>>28346845
That's really sweet anon, but I'd rather not lose my virginity to someone who isn't pure. Sorry!
>>28347545
here's a pic of myself, decide for yourself grilllll
>>28346845
>not a virgin
so basically you're another used up failed normie
>>28347575
sexi
nah ok just kidding you look fine, where are u from
>>28347575
You look like you could be Eggman's brother.
>>28347591
thanks, I appreciate a compliment sweetie
I am from eastern yurop
>>28347599
I don't really get Sonic references, can you elaborate further?
>>28347628
The tripfag.
This guy.
>>28347647
oh okay, I don't think I look that ugly to be his bro tho
>>28346845
I have a feminine penis, does that count?
>>28347628
ya know everyone gets what he deserves ;))
btw eastern europe ugghhh I am a western gurl mate
:(
>>28347736
western yurop? that's actually quite close, I thought you are from america.
Which country may I ask? :3
>>28347708
Not even about being ugly, you just look like his actual brother.
>>28346845
>Are there any grills browsing /r9k/ rite now?
What the fuck do you think, you moron?
>>28347575
u should really go for this look op
>>28347833
nah, I am from belgium lol :]
>>28346845
>I have a job, not a virgin.
Fuck off, normalfag scum.
>>28347545
>>28346845
OP is garbage and a loser.
I am a 22 year old rich entrepreneur looking for a fembot GF
I live in america but travel a lot especially to Europe
I just want a grill to chill with and do relationship stuff
>>28347892
if you say so, senpai
>>28347918
don't rage it's unhealthy
>>28347927
it's incompatible, i am a left-wing liberal
>>28348068
alrighttt, in the middle of the europe
do you have any accounts on the internet you could share? I would like to learn more about you grillll :3
>>28348081
sorry if I am not robot enough
>>28348137
how do we know you are not spreading falsehood, m8?
>>28348727
You just got to have faith of the heart breh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OpsPok6iQ
I just want an australian gf.
>22 yo non-virgin slav with a job but no gf
Are you me?Joking, I'd never look for a gf on r9k again.
>>28348727
are you into cuckold pornography?
>>28348727
>sorry if I am not robot enough
Or at all. Because you're a filthy normalfag. So fuck off.
>>28349062
good luck m8 keep searching
>>28349094
I'm not a slav, I'm from baltics, but good luck, slavs are cool people, I would like a slav friend actually
>>28349112
nope, I have repressed dominant urges, so I don't like cuckold stuff
>>28349133
can't we just get along? I promise not to shitpost in virgin threads for a while if you let this thread slip
>>28349218
>tfw i am a slav
Wtf is this thread even
>>28349604
autism
originalo
>>28349779
You can smell the sheer stench of desperation
>>28347575
Op, I don't think your haircut goes well with your face shape.
>>28347575
>>28350992
Agreed. Lose the gay Johnny Bravo jacket and to for a slimming button up.
Grow a beard. Short/stubbly or slightly longer if it doesn't look like nigger pubes.
Actually smile and don't look like a repressed manic.
You may have a chance, OP. But R9K is not the place to look.
>>28351109
Definitely, op is actually kind of qt, and has the potential to be even more qt.
>>28346845
Goddamn you are a pathetic piece of shit, OP.
Can I get a gf aswell please? I'm too pathetic to find a girl anywhere else
>23 years old, NEET, short and rather submissive
>skinnyfat and kv
I'd be absolutely loyal too
