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Winning the Power Ball
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What would you do and how would your life change if you won the Power Ball at 700 million dollars???
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>>28346522
>how would your life change
it wouldn't. I'd just buy a house and continue doing the same shit there.
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I would have more money
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>>28346522

I'd just get a house farther away from everything and a good car to get to uni.
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>>28346522
I'd just go and get an education and start a business afterwards.
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>>28346522
>quit work
>buy own place
>pay some qt to pretend to like me and let me do whatever I want to them.
>get a new one when I get bored.
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>>28346537
>>28346547
>>28346554
>>28346559
>>28346569
You guys are boring, I was expecting something convoluted
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>>28346554
>>28346559
>over half a billion bucks
>still going to school and working
Der juden have trained you well.
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>>28346667
That's what I'm saying Moshe
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>>28346644
sorry, didn't know we were supposed to entertain you.
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>>28346667

I'd just be going for my own pleasure. Some people are intellectually curious and like the academic environment. Is that really so hard to understand?
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>Find an /r9k/ map
>Travel to different states and gather up bots
>Eat dank food, talk shit about people
>Buy them all year memberships to local gyms
>Buy good-fitting clothes and shit for them

I was at too low of a point when I was sinking financially, when I got a better paying job and could afford to buy things that made me feel better, things looked up

I just want to help and make someone feel like they have a friend
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>>28346722
>Some people are intellectually curious
More like bicurious. Prep the bull.
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no pressure to finish uni in time, fuck yea.
also i can study something else afterwards, and then soemthing else afterwards, and then at another uni, and then abroad, fuck yea.
buy a house, or several.
get in hometown, buy old home back, let refurbish, turn into studios and cheap room for artists, set up small cinema in the halls in the back.
buy flats in several citys, city hop in freetime, have a huge library, have a game room,
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>>28346766
>implying I wouldn't keep you in my closet and bum fuck you everyday
sounds like a good plan m8
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>Buy a house in my hometown and probably through the years buy others in places I visit that I enjoy and will likely return to
>Buy a few decently nice cars; some because I like their look and the occasional drive, and one for actual driving
>Travel the world, flying and driving across the country wherever I like
>Indulge in my stupid nerd hobbies more
>Fix my body and teeth as much as possible
>Give few friends enough money to set them up well for life and then never speak to them again, same with parents
>Live alone and travel the world

I'd never trust a girl if I got that much money. Hell, I hardly do now. I'd just like to travel and see all that I'd like to see in this life. Eventually I might kill myself. Maybe not. I'd buy and furnish some houses to be as comfy as possible and sit around in them playing games, painting, and doing whatever I like until I get to stir crazy. Then I just get in my car and drive. Maybe all night, maybe all week to nowhere in particular. I just like to be on the road with windows down and music playing. Driving is one of the only things that lets me outrun my feels.

I've put a decent amount of thought into this scenario.
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Buy a house innawoods
Index fund
Continue watching TV/playing vidya/posting on 4chan for the rest of my days

I suppose I'd splurge and get Hulu and Amazon Prime in addition to Netflix
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>>28346772
buy real estate in several citys, turn into freespace for artistst, fund several comicbook artists, start a chain of arcades dont care if nonprofit, fund several small cinemas, help out the squatterscene in several citys, making them legal by buying the lot and giving it to residents.
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>>28346798
Well holy shit
I mean, dude

I guess you could, if that would help
also kek'd at Pyle
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>>28346522
I would travel a shitload, let my dad retire and maybe my mom too (at least in a couple of years), retire from working life, invest some money, build my dreamhouse but also get an apartment, focus more on my writing, maybe hire a team of linguists, artists, geologists and so on to iron out the details of my worldbuilding. Get a qt golddigger gf (preferably a genuine one but lol, likely)
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all i want in my life is to sustain a basic life and have awesome internet. i don't care about bitches or cars or houses or whatever. maybe travel to safe places and not third world shitholes.
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>instantly dropout of school
>buy house in wealthy normie location
>use money to make myself a reputable member of society
>let the gold digging whores start to flow in
>make them think they tricked me "and fall in love" with them
>start hinting at marriage
>dump her and break all contact once her hopes and dreams of easy mode are highest
>continue doing this and make as many roasties as I can miserable while I fuck them with my stinky autist cock
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>>28346722
>going to college to learn
>not using the entire collection of mankind's knowledge known as the internet to learn for free
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>>28346554
>worth hundreds of millions
>still go to uni
baka right now
>>28346559
>winning the lottery
>still going to school
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>>28347527
You do realize you don't have to be married for a woman to sue and take your money right?
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>>28346522
well, i'd get my own place, awesome pc setup and would probably smoke weed every day and play games
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I would honestly just pay off my debts, buy a house somewhere nice, buy nicer versions of all the shit I already have, and hire a new escort everyday and fuck her tits/ass/pussy/feet.
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Buy a nice house somewhere [$5-10m] gotta have a big garage
A few nice cars[tesla, chaser, 180sx, r34gtr, 240z, 86, all the classic ricers etc]
Drop my uni course in IT, and do a fun more pointless one because why not. Maybe something in media.
Buy and learn how to fly a helicopter
Invest the rest of the money so I can live on the interest.
If I keep making bank, buy and learn how to fly a SR-71
Travel the world
Acquire money
Disregard females
Rinse and repeat
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>>28347527
read >>28347798

Technically they can claim a share of your money after dating for 6 months of a relationship.
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>>28346522
id buy my gf sex reassignment surgery then go to college
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>>28346522

>buy a nice house
>buy a 10000$ computer
>hire a QT maid with benefits to look after house
>fug maid every now and then, or when playing vidya


>>28346559
>have 700 million US dollars
>still wants to go into education
>still wants to start a failing business

literally kill yourself

>>28346554
>get to uni
kill yourself


>>28346722
>some people are intellectually curious
>he posts on r9k

pick one


>>28346644
>normalfags not understanding simple lifestyles
go back to work kike


Normalfags really are braindead
>cannot see past the education meme
>cannot see past the business meme
>cannot see past the travelling meme

if you think any of the above is a good thing to do with 700million, you need to consider ending it
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>>28346522
I wouldn't have to kill myself. I would buy a house and all the sick manchild shit you can imagine then eat myself to death eventually
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Use the money to fund a private army and fuck the world bane style. Crashing this plane
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I am 100% certain my life would be exactly the same only my house and computer would be nicer. Also I would give away video games on here all the time because you guys are my only friends.
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>>28348297
Got a steam anonymoose?
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>>28346522
It's rigged by the jews. The jew lottery has exposed it's self time after time. The machine is hidden for fuck sakes during the live draw to show a picture of an actor over the balls!!!
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>>28348136
I had high hopes that Kirin and her team would win that match.
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>>28347822
What I would do but also have huge backyard with hills for dirt bikes
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>>28346522
Buy a golden Bugatti and use it to work as a taxi driver.
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>hire someone to buy all the shit I want and pay bills and do the boring shit like that
>buy a nice secluded house in the desert
>buy a shit ton of all the guitar and music-production gear I ever dreamed of owning
>get pissed off at myself after realizing I barely know how to work any of it
>hire a tech to help with it
>buy my way into the music industry
>get my band's music and my own music recorded and mixed in the highest possible quality
>hire professional musicians when my bandmates end up not being able to keep up
>have a breakdown during which I realize I don't actually want any of this and I can't keep up with it either
>become depressed
>start giving my money away
>????
>profit
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>>28346522
I'd make weekly roll threads for $100,000 giveaways
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>>28348136
>anime face
>tripcode
>jews

Fucking kill yourself you pathetic poltard obese virgin.
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I'll tell you what happens, you'll run out of money in two years max.
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>buy a nice penthouse
>buy a couple nice cars
>get /effay/
>remain cooped up in my room
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>>28346522
I would pay off all the debts I owe, along with my dad's, and I would buy property in the middle of nowhere and hire the old crew I used to work with to build whatever the fuck we wanted. I would also go to space, either by boarding the Virgin Galactic or I'd wait a few years until SpaceX starts ferrying tourists out to LEO and do it that way. I wanna see this sight for myself before I die. I'd also go back to school and devote actual time to studying without having to worry about money. Might spend a year traveling the world, too. The rest I'd invest/donate/sit on.
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>>28351210
>bothering to invest 700 million dollars
What do you plan on buying, an aircraft carrier? Fucking retard.
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>>28351253
That was a very proportional response. No, I'm not going to invest all 700 million dollars, where did you read that in my post?
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>>28351271
I don't care, you fucking trash. Go invest your 700 million dollars like a fucking faggot.
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>>28351290
The fuck? Did something I type trigger you?
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>>28351303
>I want to invest my massive fortune like the worlds biggest cocksmoker
You're fucking nothing. Absolute garbage.
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>>28351331
Again, never stated I would invest all of that money. I am very interested in knowing where you read that in my original post.
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I would buy a nice house in Oregon or Washington because I utterly hate living in southern Indiana and move my family there. I'd get a driving instructor to learn to drive and buy a decent car, and buy new cars for my parents and my sister.

I'd go to college and have fun with my political science studies. Maybe I'd go to film school after that.

I'd also buy some restuarant franchises so I could have a steady supply of money. Then I'd take my friends and family travelling.

I would enjoy the northwest coast, hiking and being outdoors. I would write and finance some indie films and get them on the film festival circuit.

Hopefully I would acquire a cute hipster gf to make lesbians with in the process. Oh, and I'd get a dog. I miss my chihuahua.
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>>28351362
I'm so upset right now I'm literally cutting. I haven't cut for 6 months, and you have to be a fucking faggot and upset me. Go invest your money you piece of fucking shit.
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I would invest, buy some property, buy a lot of guns and other fun shit, and funnel millions into assorted right-wing and pro-gun groups.
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I'd refurbish my bathroom. Heated floors, bath with jets, fancy shower, television.
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>>28346522
>build dream home on 100 acres in Texas
>furnish it ideally also
>buy a vacation home in Japan
>create and fund a literary award
>invest
>have more than one kid because there's no pressure to keep an income now
>become a comfortable independent scholar traveling between Japan and the USA, collecting art and books, donating most of my collection to the local university upon my death (and setting up an endowed East Asian studies chair so there's a department to make use of it)
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>pay off college jews
>fix my car or buy a new one (I don't give much of a shit about cars)
>buy a decent house
>buy a bunch of guns I always wanted
>travel
>replace my 10 year old computer
>make youtube videos of me doing stupid rich people stuff, not to show off but to entertain people with stupid things they can't do themselves
I'm not sure what else after all that obvious stuff.
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I'd buy a comfortable home, not too fancy.
Build a recording studio somewhere in the house or garage. I'd buy some new guitars, bass, nice drum kit, some amps, mics etc.

Then I'd just go nuts and start making music with my band.
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>>28346522
Buy a nice house in the countryside and play offline video games 24/7.
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>>28348065
>Technically they can claim a share of your money after dating for 6 months of a relationship.

Lol wut? Can I get a source on that?
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>>28346522
I'd be a whole lot less stressed, not having to worry about what the fuck I"m going to do for work. Then I guess I'd find some woman that's willing to give me kids for a piece of my gold.
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