abstract feels thread
share your uncommon feels here, trade and collect them if you want. Like trading cards.
>tfw ywn fug the bunny
>>28346451
>that feel when you will never fight in a war that has meaning and not another god damn stupid oil goatfucker war
>tfw you will never be a stuka pilot
>tfw you are a mediocre human with limited abilities and you will never be great and remembered and youll be dead soon
>tfw you will never be a qt kid again (even tho chidhood sucked, idk why but i wish i was like a kinda gay fem looking 13 yo)
>tfw the human race is little more advanced in a crowd sense than insects, or lemmings (ex: strongest, hottest, loudest, most powerful big guy that metaphorically beats his chest the loudest is the one that everyone will follow blindly)
>that abstract feel when theres a million dead online games with dead empty lobbies
I mean it doesnt impact my life but its a weird sad feeling
>you will never be a jedi
>you will never live in the Star Wars universe
>you will never train under Luke Skywalker
>you will never have Louis Theroux as your dad
>tfw no smelly robot bf to lick each others feet with
>you will never be a cute girl
>no amount of drugging and penis mutilation will fix it
>feeling amazed how human able to invent or create a complex mechanism thing like airplane or clock
>>28346532
>strongest, hottest, loudest, most powerful big guy that metaphorically beats his chest the loudest is the one that everyone will follow blindly
explains why donald trump is so popular
being with her felt like home
>>28346670
that and the fact that he has money and is fucking rigging our election
always how it goes, always
>you will never be a kid again with a sense of wonder about the world
>you will never again experience the world as a joyful, carefree person just discovering something great
>you will never be as free as the first time you used anime or music or vidya to escape and that feeling will only diminish in return as you continue to live
>>28346725
>he doesn't understand the allegory of the prodigal son
>he doesn't understand that all things must come full circle
>he doesn't understand that the enlightened ones are those people to whom wonder and awe have been rediscovered within themselves
>he doesn't realize life is one long journey back to the bliss of childhood, this time time through the attainment of wisdom rather than the innocence of infancy
There is always a way home
>>28346872
then you die
>>28346872
2deep. Nice post friendo.
>that feel when you see europe turning into a caliphate and are overcome with rage and want to literally behead muslims
>>28346544
>theres server centers with literally no usage what so ever.
I might dig out ms ps2 and boot up battlefield 3
>>28347259
I meant call of duty 3
>tfw an 'adult'
>I don't like wearing socks
>I like the feeling of taking them off after wearing them all day
life is hard
>>28346451
>ywn go out in the woods in the middle of night, climb the highest hill and lay down in the grass with a cute tomboyish girlfriend, watching the stars and contemplate mortality
>ywn live in a dorm full of friends, having your door open for them to come in and visit when they feel like it
>they will never comment on the posters on your wall or the music that you play while sharing laughs over funny stories
>you will never go out to the dorm kitchen together and start frying pancakes with hot summer rain pouring down outside
>ywn have a dorm crush who comes out and joins the conversation in the kitchen, clad in basketball shorts and messy hair, friendly teasing your lack of pancake flipping skills
Anyone else ever feel this feel
>>28347710
>clad in basketball shorts and messy hair
Because she's fucking chad behind your back?
You like that don't you? Degenerate fucking cuck.
>tfw a mans theory of everything that says consciousness is fundamental occupies your mind a lot and now you think reality is an illusion and life is a series of tests like a big important video game
>>28347738
No because she just woke up from an afternoon nap
>you will never eat the pancakes in her dorm room, watching some shitty comedy on netflix while smelling her hair as her head rests against your shoulder
Fuggg
>>28346451
>whenever I look at a Jackson Pollock I get a profound feeling of beauty
>I get sensations in my tongue and nose when i listen to certain types of music
>I only get ASMR from looking at nostalgic things
>>28347710
dude, just enroll in school
i have one year left and i'm going to miss this shit so much
>>28347771
Never mind, I realised you said basketball shorts.
She's getting reamed by tyrone instead.
>>28347750
Bernardo Kastrup, is that you?
>>28347796
I am in school. I lived in a dorm for a year, never befriending anyone and eventually stopped eating or going to school, had to move back to the parents since I'm too autistic to take care of myself
>you will never be normal
>>28346627
origiwhateverpixbloxaids
>you will never go back in time and lead a country through the process of industrialization
>>28347795
ASMR is one of the reasons i'm not killing myself, triggering it and getting close to a dozen in a row is the closest thing to heaven
>>28347827
sorry man. if you came by my room, i think i'd try and be your friend
heaven knows i'm a sperg inside myself
>found a girl who really wants to be my gf
>tfw now that losing my virginity is a phone call away I don't find any enjoyment in having a girl friend
I knew I was in a "dog chasing a car" kind of situation, now that i've caught the car I don't know what to do with it
>ywn never be a space truck driver with your own comfy spaceship
>be ausbot
>always post in aus threads that i'm lonely
>never had a reply
>>28347710
Dude..This is a really sad and original comment implying that I'm relating to you. HEAVILY.
>>28347175
maybe i'm just full of shit
> You will never witness yourself in person
> You will never truly see how ugly you are
>>28346872
It ain't me
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO PHILOSOPHICAL ONE
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO PRODIGAL SON
>>28347219
DO IT, MAN
imassumingthiscommentwasntoriginal
>>28348119
I'm getting close to. One more triggering....
>high test
>short
>densely masculine
>Tfw never will be a japanese tentacle monster
>>28348273
Holy FUCK dude.
That would literally "wake up" all of Europe. It'd be impossible for them not to see the irony of their outrage. If a native European beheaded(not just murdered. Beheaded) a Muslim on the grounds of being a Muslim.... That'd change the course of global history
> you will never b successful
>you will always be talentless
>>28346553
L-London?
You into armpits as well?
>tfw you will never meet a qt at an anime convention and she'll be your gf
I just spent like three hours getting off to nude scenes from various YouTube videos while contemplating the finality of the human condition. I also haven't slept in almost a day. I feel nothing or some level of anger. I wish I could everyone. I wish only I were allowed to exist, and forever.
>tfw no feels at all for a week, only for them to pile up when you start thinking
>The future will someday be the unchangeable past
>Every choice creates an incomprehensible amount of unknown possible alternate realities
>There is no way to know anything for sure
>Communication is essentially based on projecting one's own feelings and biases onto the words of the other person, thus making a true understanding of another person impossible
>Either God exists or God does not exist, and both possibilities are equally terrifying
>Human interaction is one of the main sources of happiness, which means that introverts are naturally predisposed to be averse to one of the main sources of human happiness
>there has never been a human creation of permanent value
>>28348889
>>>Human interaction is one of the main sources of happiness, which means that introverts are naturally predisposed to be averse to one of the main sources of human happiness
If I do say so myself, I could find literally dozens or hundreds of things to be happy about or with if I were the only person on the entire planet.
90% of pain of any kind is caused by humans. People leave that part out though.
>ywn live
>in 150 years time, nobody on Earth will remember you
>cat is your best friend
>you will never learn what he is thinking
>you will never know if you are his best friend too
>he will die in your lifetime
>>28347938
ausbot here to lets go m8
>nostalgic to being 10 year old and younger to the point of feeling nostalgia to false memories
just fucking kill me
>>28348583
Not in the UK, sorry.
And also, yes to the armpits part.
sometimes when I lie in bed I just imagine what if I had no sense of memroy and my entire life just zoomed past with no sense of time passing and I open my eyes and im 80 years old and then die
fucking terrifying everything is just wizzing past and everythign disapears into the past instantly its fucking horrible
>went to an estate sale
>old couple's house
>no children
>no family in the area to attend to their estate, it was entirely handled by total strangers
>their house was full of photographs they took on their many travels, full sketchbooks, notes and letters
>framed photos of them at the various places they went
>house felt so peaceful
>you got the sense that despite not having a family, they loved each other so much and lived their lives as full as they could
>tfw you wonder if you will ever feel that kind of love and experience that kind of adventure
>tfw whatever dream you had is the most interesting and significant part of your day
>dissapointed when waking up to neet life every single day
>>28349879
>when you wake up too suddenly to remember what you were dreaming of
>>28349912
>>28349912
you can escape this if you start writing anything you remember your dream recall will improve over time, to the point where its like 5 pages of shit to write
>tfw no one will ever transform you into a conventionally attractive woman, shrink you to a few inches, and torture you sexually with various household objects and invertebrates
>>28349854
Think about it, man.
Even the seconds you're watching tick by right now are instantly becoming parts of the past, only held in place by electrical signals in your brain keeping them as memories.
You are never in the future or the present, only the past.
>>28346578
That's not abstract in any shape or form, anon
>>28349934
I think for me, I'd rather grow a few inches, actually.
I'm 5'8 right now.
I say it so often on this fucking board that I might as well become a tripfag with the name having some relation to the subject, but I really wish I were a tall woman.
5'10 to 6'3 would be perfect. I just wanna be an imposing "goddess", as people would perceive me but at the same time, I want to be a gentle giant who gives everyone a chance and hangs out with anyone. You know what I mean?
So basically, I just wish I was myself, but a girl and taller.
>tfw ywn be with your waifu
>tfw your waifu has never been canonicaly shipped with anyone, but will be soon.
>tfw low self esteem
kill me
>want to have a closer relationship with my cousin
>i feel like she's more like a little sister to me, but she acts distant towards me
>i'm probably pushing her away instead of making her closer
>>28346689
The election is rigged against him. Look up how ted cruz stole the votes from dct black guy. The truth about donald Trumo by Stefan molyneux is pretty eyeopening to say the least
>>28351404
>tfw they updated this pic from about 5 years ago
>tfw getting old for 4chan
>tfw you have a weird, degenerate fetish, and want nothing more then to get rid of it
>tfw you simply cant, nothing going gets your dick harder then it
How do I fix this robots?
>>28352226
force yourself to stop watching all porn for at least like, 6 months to a year.
Then, the slightest glimpse of anything sexual, whether it be that fetish or not, will get you harder than diamonds.
What's the fetish anyways, if you don't mind telling?
>>28352574
Is masturbating alright though?
My fetish isCuckolding. It's nothing super weird like forced bi/interracial/impregnation, I just love that little twinge of jealousy I get when I see it. It sucks though because I usually am extremely possessive, but when it comes to my sexuality, it's a different story.
>>28352804
You should stop masturbating too, at least as long as you can.
At the very least, at least attempt to only do it once a month, you know what I mean?
Really make sexual stuff a foreign thing so that you get completely un-used to it and normal things will turn you on.
I did it once a few years ago and now I can get hard as a rock from the super vanilla stuff.
>>28353050
how long do I need to do it before I can start jacking off regularly again? I want to be completely disgusted by it, and I want to be able to get off to normal stuff.
>>28353074
for me, I stopped watching porn for a whole year, maybe 1.3 years while only masturbating about once every month or once every 2 months to just my thoughts.
>>28353279
oh, but also, yes, I do masturbate regularly now. So after that year or so, you can do it normally. Just don't overdo it. How much do you do it now?
>tfw you may never be a young billionaire techie like Mark Fuckerberg
I'm still thinking about an original networking concept that would attract the normies but nothing worthy comes out.
>>28353295
Usually once a day. Is that overdoing it? I'm really excited now, I'm fine with giving up porn, and it would be a huge burden off my shoulders to get rid of this.
>>28346451
>tfw have several very strong esoteric feels I feel when I am at a certain place at a certain meteorological conditions listening to certain songs
>they were most probably formed by euphoric moments in my early childhood
>they used to happen almost on accident several times per year when the conditions are right, giving me a drug-like high for hours, throwing me into daydream fantasy land
>tfw recently I categorized the exact conditions I need to get in these states and do it almost every day now
>tfw I overused it and the high is getting weaker and weaker
>tfw know how junkies feel 100%
>tfw I'm slowly eroding the foundation day by day
I don't want these feels anymore
>>28353393
So basically, here's what you gotta do.
Give up porn AND masturbation (as best you can) for 1 to 1.5 years. Masturbate only once a month or once every 2 months if you have to (to your thoughts, not porn).
But during the year and after the year without porn and masturbation is up, DON'T fall back into once a day and don't fall into porn addiction. Try to keep masturbation to 2-3 times a week, maximum.
Trust me, you'll feel great. I wish you luck in it, my man.
>>28346671
fuck
orgegano post
>>28353468
Thanks alot man, I'll be very happy to be rid of this horrible thing. I'll give it my best shot.
>you will never be a gentleman of leisure in Vienna or Paris during the height of European high culture
>>28353346
Fuck that. I'd rather be a property owner or investor in small businesses in my city. These guys are super laid back and basically print money for doing nothing but owning the place. They're living the bohemian dream.
I really want to fuck that rabbit.
>>28353595
she's fucking tiny though
you'd kill her mayne
>tfw can't breath properly and afraid I'm going to die
>ywn feel self pride
>ywn know what it's like to be respected
>>28347655
This one got me. I hate you.
>You will never experience being loved by that problematic girl that never rejected you but went her own way with no closure
She is going to a rough break up and complains because of...lack of closure....talk about symmetry.
I still want to comfort here despite having a qt gf already.
The worst part is that all these feels are kinda sad but very weak and pervasive. Also it is uunlikely we cross ways naturally again unless I contact her.
>tfw you will never be a simple sea creature with no natural predators, and nothing to worry about
>tfw you will never spend upwards of a thousand years drifting freely through the ocean without a care in the world, just floating in bliss eternally
i-is this a fetish? do i want to fuck the ocean?
>>28355144
I came here for abstract feels
not cruel reminders of my last summer
my interim 'gf' fucked off with her ex
what's the worst that could happen if I try to go back?
>tfw just want to be mormon and have qt mormon wife
>>28355313
she will do the same thing again
don't fall into the same trap twice, you're smarter than this anon
i wish u the best
>>28355341
thank u anon
feeling like you have nothing to lose is a blessing and a curse
i will report back someday
>>28355339
>tfw no qt mormon wife
>>28347655
just lurk out in the woods and wait for said young people to show up. then offer them beer and hope they will accept you as an awkward third wheel. if they don't, you know what to do.
>tfw you've plucked all of the hairs between your crotch and leg
>tfw you have to wait until they grow back to pluck them again
>>28355593
>your scrotal zits are all popped
>there wont be anymore for a week
Still gonna try with every hair follicle that might have something
>>28347907
You fuck it.
I constantly think about a made-up Character that I'm always associating with the perfect life. When I go to sleep at night I put this character into romantic and action-packed scenarios and fall asleep thinking about this character, how alpha he is, all the qts he has at his disposal, all the adventures he goes on... because if I dont think about him, i think about me, i cry myself to sleep. His name changes all the time, and so do the characters i make up whom he interacts with, but once in a while i imagine his story coming to an end, usually when im about to drift into sleep, and at that point I realize that without him im nothing,and have to immedaitely put him back into a cycle or some kind of story arc to prevent me from going into a depression. This happens when im just sitting down too, listening to music, in conversations (rare) or just having nothing to distract me, the first thing to come into my mind is this dark-haired alpha af character. I've literally had this fictional guy in my life for 12 years, since I was 10, and I cant get rid of him, he is everything I want to be and everything I cant be at the same time... but hes been keeping me alive. i guess the abstract feel here is the realization that your life support is a fictionalized world in your head which you go too to escape the fecal matter that is real life.
Sometimes I like to get lost in really average daydreams.
Like sometimes I work in graphic design in a low-rent neighbourhood. I spend my lunchbreaks sometimes going to a local toystore and buying fucked up bootleg monsters to use as enemies in D&D games every 2nd Friday night with friends I don't see often.
Other times I'm married with a plain, but happy, wife. We live in a quiet neighbourhood and I'm helping my 2nd kid build a clubhouse. I was a middle kid myself, so I understand the importance of having something that's just yours, something that isn't inherited and can't be handed down. We talk about schoolwork and I give him advice on how to deal with a friend being mean.
Sometimes I work a nightshift at a small supermarket, arranging fruit and vegetables while I have the store to myself. As the sun comes up I walk home, I see the same few people every time. Business guy with toast in his mouth as he opens the gate, milkman who is so content he'd be whistling if it weren't for the hour, old guy in tracksuit grudgingly walking a shaggy dog. I get home and I run a bath. The bathroom is pretty filthy and I have old hardbacks and a 2x4 creating a shelf on top of the toilet. I water my spider plant, have a bath that's just a little too warm and dizzily go to bed in my draughty, pitch-black room. The door rattles a little so I wedge a sock under it and sink into my pillow.
littlefeels.
Sometimes I move to a really rural, christian area, and keep my lack of religion entirely to myself. Go to church to fit in. I help my neighbours as best I can. People don't mind that I don't really go for the creator idea because they understand we have common morals and I just want to live peacefully surrounded by friends.
>ywn stop time and take in everything there is to take in in the world, like every individual blade of grass, every poem, every video game
>ywn explore the multitude of choices you could've made in your life
>ywn experience life as another person
>you will die eventually and everything you experienced will be nullified and you'll just turn into dust
>ywn be one of these people that "just are themselves lol" and succeed in every aspect of life
>ywn be a happy, careless, energetic kid again
>get nostalgic from stuff you see for the first time ever, like songs that sound a certain way
>tfw you go out at night and smell that one "nature" smell that instantly takes you 10-15 years back even though you're in a new place
>tfw you're going back from school/work and get motivated to do awesome shit but the second you're home you want nothing but to waste time on the internet till 2 AM
>ywn be as motivated as Batman even despite all the adversity thrown his way [this one sounds silly but whatever, that's my feel]
>>28357701
>>you will die eventually and everything you experienced will be nullified and you'll just turn into dust
I'm not so worried about being forgotten. The thing that makes me not want to die is that my entire life I have been working on an OS, a filing system, a code of laws and ways to work things out. No school can teach it, no words can explain it and it'll keep running, maintaining and hopefully improving until the second I die.
Nobody else will ever use it, nobody else will ever see it, miss it or understand it, and the second I'm done using it, it'll be gone forever.
>tfw no gf who will cuddle with you while you guzzle wine and watch a depressing movie while a storm rages outside
>>28348536
>tfw you learned guitar pretty easily
>could also probably learn to sing with some training
>no confidence so no live performing
>write some instrumental shit that sounds awesome to me
>share on normiebook and several other places
>no one cares
>no motivation to train
>basically wasted talent
I'd rather be talentless and not worry about not doing anything with it.
>tfw you think your life is like the truman show
>tfw you think other people are able to read your mind but they pretend to not know what you're thinking
>tfw you don't trust nobody around except you, because you know they will betray you
>tfw you think that when a group of people is laughing is because they are making fun of you
>tfw you don't even have the courage to speak loudly behind someone alone in your room because you fear that he/she will know what you have said
>>28357855
You seem to overestimate your talent and have a chip on your shoulder that your modest attempts at making use of your easily-come-by talent haven't gotten you anywhere.
if you did it easily and nobody cares, what was lost exactly? You sound entitled. I'm not trying to be a dick, either, it just sounds like it's weighing on you for no reason.
Let it go, you were never that good. There are a million other things you could be doing, but you'll never get started until you stop using words like "talent".
>>28357885
If people I meet could read my mind, they would not be working minimum wage at a supermarket, and by now they would have shaved the shitty beard I hate.
>You will never get your foreskin back
>>28355339
Can't you just convert? Or is it about the community yadda yadda yadda
>>28358056
Yeah sometimes it's a little hard to unroll after you come in her. I feel your feels bruv.
> Tfw no generic blonde 90s businesswoman gf to live together with in an apartment downtown : New York or Chicago and live comfortable lives and do middle class leisure activities with
>>28357295
Never heard of something like that before. Did you ever think about writing the stories down?
>>28357837
That sounds cozy af senpai
>>28358188
The dream tbo
>>28346451
>have a really bad lisp that people interpret as an accent
>people always ask me where I'm from
>either tell them I'm from here and drop it, or that it's just a lisp
>if I tell them it's a lisp they always say I should pretend to be british for chicks
It's the same shit every time.
I don't think it's uncommon for this place, but I met a girl who seemed built for me yesterday who seemed to be into me aswell
I'm happy and looking forward to see her soon, but I'm also scared and depressed to the thought I am wrong and she probably doesn't like me, as this is what always happens
>Tfw theres pretty much constantly ants crawling on me
>>28357701
>ywn live all the lives that are to be lived
Fuck man, I'll try to experience as many feels as I can feel before I go.
>>28358215
>>28358237
Nobody in Britain has a lisp by default.
>>28357795
You made and use your own operating system and never intend to share it? If I understood correctly it is as impressive as it is weird
> you will always be a manlet shitskin
>>28358296
Sorry dude, was talking about the brain, but I might have trailed off sounding like a faggot.
>>28358317
move to south east asia and cuck all the effeminate locals.
>>28358319
Yeah ur a fagbut I feel you man. All we are is contained in our skull and at the end it means nothing.
>>28358342
D-does that really work?origurino
>>28357967
I mean, I'm not saying that I'm super talented. I just see a lot of people that are more or less the same level as me who are getting lots of attention just by being more confident and it's killing me. I know it doesn't make sense but instead of making me work harder it just makes me not want to do it at all. I'd just rather either be confident enough to show off my skills and improve them or not have any potential to begin with and not give a fuck. Anyway it's a moot conversation because I've decided to focus on other stuff a long time ago.
> you will never have a qt gf who takes care of you and takes you places and shows you things and you hold hands and walk through a rose garden together sometimes
>ywn experience a future in which humans have successfully gone into space with orbital ring stations and cities in space
> ywn live an 80s cop show, except in space with space pirates
>>28358373
are you kidding?
I don't wanna get all /pol/, taking head measurements or anything, but yes.
Go there, it's palpable.
>you will never explore the planet
>you will never explore the ocean
>you will never explore the galaxy
I'd love to just get up and start walking someday. Travel, see everything there is to see. Be a nomad, make memories and experience adventures.
On the other hand I also just want a nice apartment where I work from home, maybe with a few pets. Cooped up in my own little world, watching life whiz by, safe from any hardships.
Also
>tfw you have no memories
>tfw your entire life is just a blur to you
>>28358378
It's not just about confidence though,
Everybody has as story when they were passed over for others who were less deserving or who only coincidentally had advantage X or Y to help them win.
Unless absolutely all other things about them are equal, you can't say it's just about confidence, and comparing yourself to them is making you lose the will to do stuff.
>>28358319
Oh yeah now I get it. There's even a poem I know that I think touches on that
"Nothing can ever happen twice.
In consequence, the sorry fact is
that we arrive here improvised
and leave without the chance to practice.(...)"
I sometimes wondr what would humanity be able to accomplish if, say, great mathematicians, philosophers, logicians etc. never died and were able to improve and share their intellect indefinitely. How much better that would be than teaching people the finite set of knowledge the greats came up with and hoping that the new generations will yield one or two geniouses who will be able to build on that. The ability to write down your thoughts in books is a nice approximation of that, but written word can't wholly transfer the thinking process and sheer intellect of the great thinkers. I may sound rambly but I'm a little drunk desu.
>tfw you are the only 'real' being in existence
White people will never live in homogenous societies ever again.
>you are talking to a female
>she is a very good person, would want to be her friend
>you still feel sick because you know she was probably fucked and used up by a guy a couple of days ago
>>28358460
> Tfw you can't even remember what you did during the day as if you were half unconscious
>>28358852
>tfw it's 2 PM
>you decide to relax for a while and then pick up a book/do some classwork whatever
>all of a sudden its 9 PM
why
I work nights. Stock shelves in a supermarket. I need my sleep.
>SCRAAAPPPEE SCRAAAPPPEE
I live in a 2 family house. Under 8 Indians. Soulless Evil Cocksuckers.
>SCRAAPPEEE THUNK! CLATTER!
It's quarter to 6 pm. I went to bed at 3. And for over 2 hours straight their 8 year old son has been dragging heavy objects across his floor,across my ceiling. Over and over. Over and over.
>SCRAAAPPPEE! Thump-Thump-Thump
I tried screaming up for him to stop. It buys a 5 minute pause. And purposful stamping. I tried discussing with the grown ups,let them play in the living room. Let them play outside. No.
>SCRAPE!SCRAAAPPPEE!
Now I have a radio blasting in my living room. In THEIR living room. Half a station. Other half static. It stays on until 2am when my girlfriend comes home. Why must it be this way? Why?
We are good neighbors. But I wonder at people sometimes. No matter how loud I yell,no matter how often...no matter What I yell,the Pleading in my voice. The Pain....
>SCRAAAPPPEE
Why?
>>28357295
stop trying to fight it, maybe he will take over some day
>tfw there is a wall of urinals open
>that fucking guy decides to pick the one right next to the one you are using
>nope.avi
>pull up pants and go to the sit down toilet like a pussy
>>28359188
That was hilarious to read, but actually sounds really fucking terrible. What exactly happened when you tried discussing it with the grown-ups?
>>28359188
That's not an abstract feel. Here are your options:
>different job
>different house
>earplugs
>continuing being a passive-aggressive bitch
>>28347604
>this so hard
original
>>28359771
You look cute desu, just smile a bit more.
>>28346451
>see attractive female
>feel anger
>>28359403
Oh the Husband laughed it off."What do you expect me to do,tie them down?"
No,maybe teach them something called Compassion? If they bounced around in the living room we'd be fine with that:noone sleeps there. But they have 3 kids,and at least 2 need post natal culling. They have a toddler that cries all the time when it doesn't get its needs automatically gratified, which is a dozen times a day. It once spent a full hour stomping its way up and down the mutual connecting hallway into my girlfriend's bedroom just to jump hard on the spot where the screaming comes from. I lost my voice for two weeks that time,because these parents were blithely watching TV, unaware or more likely unconcerned that the kid was doing that.
And what is most disturbing of all to my mind is that the kids KNOW they are making people miserable and pursue this course with a scary single mindedness. What sort of adults will they make?
I pulled the plug on the radio. The scraping stopped for now. And I am too wired to sleep,and my alarm is due to sound in 2 hours. I will just lie here and hope the Precious Little Darlings will do in their parents in a stroke of poetic justice before long. I'll be the one on the News Segment doing cartwheels.
And no,I can't change jobs or apartments on a whim,and earplugs won't help either since I might sleep through my alarm. My lady and I are eventually getting a house together...a long way off.
Thank God I had a night off previously. I will survive this. Hopfully Evolution will catch up with the neighbors. One can dream.
So I hear...
>>28359948
>earplugs won't help either since I might sleep through my alarm
I thought that too until I tried. Try it on your day off or something to be sure. If the phone is near your head it's pretty easy to still hear it while making any lesser noise unable to wake you up.
>>28359908
The Supreme gentleman strikes again.
>ywn live in Colorado, Oregon, or Washington
>ywn go to the shop down the road and pick up an ounce of strong legal weed legally without having to call up and wait for a burnout dealer
>ywn hit dabs, eat edibles and smoke fire weed all day
>>28357623
I'd join your D&D game, anon. I hope you realize one of your daydreams.
>live by myself in a different state than my entire family
>no friends/family cause I am a shut in
>have job washing limos
>get very dirty every day, since I perform light maintenance
>Pants are dirty, shirt is dirty, boots are dirty
>a month ago, car gets hit in the middle of the night
>hit and run, no note, nothing
>file police report, file insurance claim, etc.
>car is totaled, insurance takes it.
>while going through the whole process, I've had to ride this old, ugly bike I found at work around town
>look like a dirty homeless guy who has some old ugly bike
>people look at me differently and treat me differently
>bike by haircut place.
>haven't gotten a haircut in a while cause no car and my barber is too far to bike
>lady is rude to me, basically tells me to fuck off
>realize she thinks I'm some homeless loser or druggie
>bike home feeling sad.
>gf dumped me a week ago
>somehow I don't feel sad, or at least I've convinced myself as such
>continue to go to my dirty job, in my old, ugly bike, wearing the same dirty clothes
>no end in sight
>tell myself I'll get another car soon, and try to go out more
>difficult cause I have no friends
>trying to learn how to dance and dress well, so I can go to bars/clubs and meet people
>lift so I'm in good shape
>but I'm short and losing my hair
>small glimmer of hope
>my hope/delusion is the only thing keeping me going
>>28360808
Why do you work in the same clothes you go around in? Also if the barber is rude to you just fuck them and go to another one. It's part of their job to be nice to clients so fuck them. Are you gonna get any money back for the totalled car?
>Tfw utterly shit at everything I attempt
>Tfw will never develop a stand
>Tfw will never go on an amazing adventure with my friends like some dumb shonen
>Tfw no tall gentle femdom GF to hold me down and have her way with me
Fuck this gay existence
>>28361011
>Why do you work in the same clothes you go around in?
Cause I never leave my house unless its to go to work
>Also if the barber is rude to you just fuck them and go to another one.
Its the only one within biking distance
>Are you gonna get any money back for the totalled car?
$6500
>>28360065
I got maybe a little over an hour of sleep. And I woke maybe 10 minutes before that. And a little before 5 minutes...this.
>SSSCCRRRAAAAPPPPEEEE! SCRAPE!
SO THE radio is Blasting,and I am on my train. It is filled with screaming Chads and Stacies heading to party in NYC,so no nap in here. Amazing what Coors Lite can do for a muscle head. And I texted my girlfriend about it,and how to turn it off. My voice is nearly gone again. And we have running around to do in the morning. She is lucky she now works 3pm to midnight and can sleep normally now. My neighbors will be serenaded by static until 2am. Fuck them.
Fuck them,fuck them,F-U-C-K T-H-E-M.
>Want to continue eating habanero jerky but it makes using the bathroom an unholy experience
