I keyed a new 2016 Toyota Corolla today.It belonged to my roommate
>>28345312
>corolla
I would have cared if it were something else. Why would you buy a new corolla? Buy it for 5 grand in a couple years and save the money for a cool car.
>>28345312
You're a fucking piece of shit. I can tolerate a lot of things, but a nigga should never fuck with a dudes car. Even if it is literally the biggest econobox and most mass produced car in history, I would kick you in the head if I ever saw you do that.
>>28345312
Did he deserve it, anon?
>>28345352
He didn't buy it buddy, re read the post
>>28345437
He borrowed my spare cellphone charger without asking
When I had a roommate I poured rotten milk down his car intake vents, I am proud of you
>>28345529
you're a naughty boy anon
>>28345465
Good job. That roach deserves much worse.
>>28345465
What an absolute madman, you should fuck his girlfriend if he has one while you're at it, either that or trash his apartment. Cunts like him don't deserve anything good in life.
>>28345396
Hmmm...
Are you_________mad?__________
>>28345352
Agreed, you can pick em up super cheap as ex company cars when they're like 3 years old.
Is it acceptable to key the cars who park in front of your house where you want to park? Asking for a friend
>>28345758
I wouldn't, they would immediately assume it was you who did it.
>>28345312
>roommate
You mean your mother?
>>28345312
Asshole
If you have problems with someone then confront them about it
You don't fuck with a man's car, ever
>>28345775w-why does it matter?
