>He imagines himself playing a guitar in front of his entire school at a talent show
>he imagined himself as the creator of that song
>>28345065
>He imagined himself playing one of his favortie songs in front of his entire school at a talent show
God no. What kind of normie fantasies do you guys have?
>He imagines himself actually getting pussy
>>28345065
>>28345085
>he imagines playing for a group of girls
>>28345065
th-this was me.
Except I also imagend myself singing with my oneitis in the front row.It'll never happen
Used to do that when I was younger, that's cray cray man how'd you know that
>he imagines playing a song in front of the whole school with the girl he liked
all normies do that. they just dont take it seriously. some people literally think their dreams/fantasies are better than life.
>>28345065
I did that once, went extremely well. Everyone clapped, I was famous for a day.
>>28345065
TFW I imagine myself playing Neutral Milk Hotel in front of my school and everyone is intrigued by the abstract lyrics and appreciates my intellect even though I dont have any because anything weird makes me special somehow :(
>tfw I actually did that
I was the opening act, played the star spangled banner.
>>28345314
Did you fuck up at all
>>28345340
Apparently not, because everyone told me I did really good because I guess normies aren't as autistic about me missing a note here or there, also I was like 7 or 8 so I assume they wouldn't be holding me to too high of a standard anyway.
>He imagined himself saving the school from gunmen using skills he learned in anime
>>28345065
>he imagines himself winning the world cup
i-it's coming home..
>>28345177
Last time I saw one of these, I said the phrase out loud instead of commenting and it came true. I will be screencapturing this post and if I do not experience fun rides and superb owls I will file a lawsuit against you, because false promises are not morally acceptable.
>he imagined himself being the leader of the burn-out but "cool" clique in high school
>>28345407
>he imagined himself stopping a beta uprising and being the hero
>>28345466
semi-related
>he imagines himself playing for his favorite team and being friends with his favorite players
>he imagined burning the school down
>>28345085
>he imagined himself as the creator of the universe
>he meditated cross-legged to learn to fly after seeing the DBZ episode explaining it
>he imagines he is killing hordes of Germans and killing hordes of Russians too
>He imagines an entire universe with characters and such but never writes it down.
When are you going to write your novel, /r9k/?
>He imagines being part of the conversation that he's eavesdropping on in front of him.
>he imagined a fire drill going off just in time for him to miss a test he wasn't prepared for
>he still imagines landing a f14 at his elementary and impressing Amy
>>28345913
>that feelerinio when
>>28346004
>tfw that actually happened to me
Originalo
>>28345065
Tfw except it was how good you were at guitar hero
>he imagined dating the most popular and beautiful girl
>>28346010
There's a guy on here who writes about some shit he imagined in school and its like a 150000 word novel so far that he has no intention of publishing.
>school play always has a senior and junior cast (separate performances)
>not enough senior actors
>land major role by default because I was the only one they begged who agreed to do it
>actually end up doing a good job
>normies praise me for a natural performance
>completely forget about it until I see this thread
Even if you lived out these fantasies of yours, you would only be disappointed at how little it changes your life - and that's if you managed to do it without making a complete ass of yourself.
>He imagined being a sick break dancer and impressing everyone at prom
I didn't even go to mine
>>28345065
>he imagines himself being happy and people noticing him and liking him or respecting him or looking up to him
>>28345065
These are the threads that hurt me the most.
>>28346945
My fantasies are all I have left.
And now /r9k/ is taking those from me.
>>28345065
>he imagined himself gassing degenerates
>he imagined setting up an MG nest in the woods near is school and gunning down students at lunch from a concealed position.
>he imagines himself being a pretty high school girl all the boys would lust over
>>28345065
>tfw turned your imagination into reality
Feels good
>He imagined himself playing really technical funk guitar after some edgemeisters pantera solo
>5 years later
Cringe thread?cringe thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk
>he imagines his life if he didn't have the major physical flaws that stop him from being attractive
>>28346008
lmao is that you scream u fucking autist
>>28345632
>he inanely wrote "semi-related" above his post, when anyone could see and determine for themselves how related said post was
why
>>28345065
>He imagined having superpowers and beating up terrorists while being praised by his classmates
I still do this at age 25, I imagine myself perfectly playing a guitar solo in front of everyone
Or I think to myself the grocery clerk or some random qt I pass on the street will ask me what song I'm listening to so I skip songs that I think might be embarrassing even though my fantasy will never happen
>he imagined stopping time and fucking all the qts in his class
>>28345913
Im actually writing it now
>he imagined himself as having a psychotic mother who got him sent to a psychiatric hospital, where he then was discharged and went to L.A. at 13 years old to be homeless. there he worked as a gay prostitute until he was kidnapped by the illuminati and forced to be a sex slave for politicians and businessmen. he met a fellow sex slave girl that he escaped with and they found somewhere to live which he paid for by whoring himself out some more.
>he imagined himself kidnapping and raping hot school girls in a secluded location
>he imagines himself being interviewed on tv, explaining the lyrics to his songs and why he wrote them
Why are all my fantasies shared by r9k?
fucks sake. i'm 22 and still do this.
>I fantasize about living in a post nuclear war world daily to escape the normie world
>he imagines being in an interview on the news about his songs and music and reads the dialogue out loud when no one's around
>>28347536
fuck....are you reading my thoughts?
>>28345407
>he imagined himself saving the class from a burning building
> he has fantasies about having weapons from runescape and killing badguys in real life
>he imagines there's a bunch of girls in the car when he's driving around with music playing loud
>he imagines joining a new school and showing up the alpha chad male and impressing all the ladies
> he imagines he's a super hero in Sky High
>>28347687
>>he imagines there's a bunch of girls in the car when he's driving around with music playing loud
> he imagines having sex with animals irl
>>28347261
y-yeah whos this?
>he imagines waking up one day to find the girl of his dreams laying by his side only to find out that hes alone once again like hes always been so he says to himself that today he'll put some effort into finding himself a gf or atleast talk to a girl but he never does... he never does and he knows he never will... hes pathetic... thats all hes ever been.. and thats all.. he'll ever.... be.
>tfw you will never be a member of Time Machine Modulus
>>28346131
Reminds me of this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger
>>28347208
Theyre bretty good though....
>>28347208
The fuck are you talking about you faggot. They killed it, that was rad as fuck you nigger. Nothing "cringe" about it at all, except the guitar player was doing too much movement at times.
>>28345065
>he imagines himself as having an intresting mysterious personality everyone is amused by
>>28345065
Reminder that this is the most normalfag fantasy
>>28345466
>>28345632
omfg so much this. Why I have abandoned my football dream?
>he imagined himself being happy again
>>28345885
What did they ever did to you anon? Are you Polish or something?
>his cynicism and bitterness has destroyed his imagination
>he imagines how to kill himself daily
>he imagines himself winning the house cup
>he is shaming hands with Dumbledore
>>28345065
>he imagined not being hated by literally every normalfag
>>28346412
couldnt even learn the most simple stance. It wasn't meant for people like us anon.
>>28348079
This.
>he imagines how grate it would be to just disapear into thin air
>>28345065
>he doesnt imagine himself racially purifying the united states
>>28345065
>he turns off every light source in the house except for some wall panels and clocks for maximum immersion
>primary light source is the computer monitor
>at night he likes to pretend that the house is his small spacecraft and that he's drifting out in the cold emptiness of space
>he likes to imagine living a NEET life encapsulated within tiny self-sustaining ship light years away from another human being
>he imagined himself having friends
>>28348079
>He imagines everyone being sad and how remorseful they'd be for not acting on the warning signs
>Reality sinks in that most people would be sad for three days at absolute most before moving on with their life and forgetting I ever existed
>>28345065
In my last year of primary school, the teacher made us write a wish on a paper.
I wrote that i'd like that my brother stop hitting me.
The bitch read all of them to the class.
Some dude wrote : I hope femanon is hit in the heae by a branch and i save her.
>mfw i was not the autist this time
>mfw he was pretty chadic
>>28348221
head*
btw the femanon was in our class
>>28346131
>>>28346010
>There's a guy on here who writes about some shit he imagined in school and its like a 150000 word novel so far that he has no intention of publishing.
You mean Gas-kun from /lit/? He's my hero
>>28345065
>enter talent show my junior year
>play Edvard Grieg's Piano Concerto in A Minor
>do a fantastic job
>some girl who sang "I'm not gonna write you a love song" wins the award for best musical act
I stopped trying at life after that.
>>28345632
>ywn have a friendship as pure as the Alli-Dier bromance
feels bad
>>28347450
Thiiiiiiiisss!!!
Oregano cumin
>>28348336
I suggest watching the movie "Mojave".
>>28348532
>A down-and-out artist (Garrett Hedlund) has a dangerous and shocking encounter with an evil drifter (Oscar Isaac) in the desert, leading to terrifying consequences when the deadly stranger follows his unsuspecting victim home.
why?
>he images himself 1 day living a normie life
haha
>>28345177
>>28345632
>you will never catch a touchdown pass from tom brady
>brady will never pat you on the back and tell you what a good player you are
>>28346004
>>28346056
It happened to me too once.
>mfw i get away with not studying
>he imagined being Spider-Man
>be musician
>have a band
>ply gigs
You fuckign autists will never understand being a normie. You probably get shaky hands even wehen you step inside a fully crowded bus. Losers.
>tfw you will never be a critically acclaimed artist
>he imagines himself knocking out a bully who is picking on a girl so he can get into her pants
>>28345065
>>28345131
>>28345407
>>28345629
>>28345878
>>28345885
>>28346128
>>28347326
>>28347450
>>28347536
>>28347640
>>28347652
>>28347678
>>28347680
>>28347687
I did ALL of these.
How the FUCK did you guys know???
Is this shit really that common?
>>28345065
i....
oh, i actually did this alot as a teen....
>>28349204
>virtuoso from all the time spent alone neglected by people
>too scared to go market it
>now instead of normies just discounting me they feel envious then treat me like I'm an asshole
>>28347450
I did this so much. This was my biggest fantasy desu, it's pathetic
>>28347208
not cringe at all
>>28345065
>he imagined himself saving his oneitis in a zombie apocalypse situation
>>28347495
Thats crazy bro
>>28348299
The Whos and Lice guy, if that's him.
>>28348191
>>at night he likes to pretend that the house is his small spacecraft and that he's drifting out in the cold emptiness of space
i'm going to start doing this, sounds comfy as fuck
>>28345065
>>28345085
>>28345105
Damnit, get out of my head cyborgs.
>>28345629
>a hero
More like a traitor.
FUCK YOU, IM GETTING HUMILIATED EVEN ON R9K
>>28345065
>>28345105
Post the song /r9k/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkN5Ih9nPV0I even told a girl I liked at the time I was gonna play it during the show. I never did.
>tfw all the songs you imagined playing were Yngwie Malmsteen shredding shitshows
I can't believe I thought neurotypicals were into that
Also:
>he imagines cruising down an empty highway in his shitbox at 3am with a qt
>every time he imagined a situation involving a qt, the reality of your inexperience and awkwardness would set in
>mfw
>he imagines that some girl will find hiim interesting because his favorite cars are old American landbarges
>he imagines that someone will find his spergings on science, math, and automobiles interesting
>he imagines that one day, he'll turn one of his beloved landbarges into the great American touring sedan that never existed
jfmsu
I tried.
>High School "Java House XD" talent show.
>Play https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fCssJG9Bv8
>No one claps
>Crowd is absolutely silent afterword.
I should have known better
>he imagines getting rich and famous as a teen and having everybody grovel for money.
>he imagines getting cancer and having everyone love his cool demeanor until he is miraculously cured
>he imagines a music video played to the world involving him set to his favorite song.
Fuck me in crying
>>28351190
At least you have good taste, anon
Not enough oregano
>>28345065
>>28345085
>>28345105
Y'all are yuge normies
>>28345629
Why would you betray us? To be cucked hy Chad? Is that your plan?
>>28345065
>He imagines he's walking his dog and he finds a stray, the stray responds to you and walks with you until you find a QT grill who owns it. She is a perfect virgin QT who only leaves her house to walk her dog, similar to you. Your dogs have puppies and you get married. Your dogs end up mating and she names one after you.
Time to walk my dog again, wish me luck anons.
>he imagined saving his oneitis from her drug dealing boyfriend in a hostage situation then comforting her in the ambulance after the fact
H-haha. F-fucking losers amirite?
>he imagines turning into a cute girl and dating his best friend who now also is a cute girl
>>28347450
>mfw I still imagine screaming ZA WARUDO and beating up people while time stands still
>>28345885
Poland BTFO.
>>28348191
>tfw laptop
>he imagined having conversations with his oneitis, going to her house, going on dates, and both enjoying whatever his hobby is. he imagined having her sleep beside him, then he wakes up and faces the truth
>Everytime he listens to a song he imagines himself doing something to do it, like fighting or singing on a stage
>>28345105
>He imgined himself singing his favorite song and wining of the love and admiration of the girl he loved
>he imagined saving his class from a school shooter and dying a hero
>he imagines himself performing CPR on someone and saving a life
>he daydreams about a manic pixie girl who saves him from his self-destructive behaviour
>he imagines himself as a generally good and respectable man
>he imagines dying peacefully from an opiate overdose
>he imagines finding meaning in this meaningless existence
I made myself sad.
>>28347687
>>28347782
maybe one day this will be you
>>28353918
>he daydreams about a manic pixie girl who saves him from his self-destructive behaviour
God damn it, let me have my own fantasies
>he pretends to play in the finals of a fighting game tournament while fighting bots
>He imagines himself committing suicide hoping that the people he feels wronged him will show that they care ad realize what there actions pushed him to do
>But in reality it was all his fault, he'll die for no reason and his death will have no impact on anybody, like he never existed.
> while imagining these things by himself, he engages in repetitive hand/body movements
>that kid who imagined being a survivor in a zombie apocalypse
>>28345065
Nah. I wanna get better at dancing and I wish I had kept playing viola.
>>28345913
When I find the will to actually continue doing it.Having an image in your mind is a whole different ball game then actually writing it down. There is so much set-up that you have to do, so much establishing, so much "showing" that you just have to do to make your story alright, much less good and entertaining.
It ends up being a lot of work, more so if your vision is very big.
It's why I have a good 30 or so 1 page-ish blurbs stashed away, ended as soon as my vein of inspiration ran dry.
>>28345065
Still do it, except for bars/clubs/arenas instead of school. And trying to make it real.
>>28345085
Did this enough to start actually creating my own songs.
>>28352956
>you will never distort Chads' faces
>>28353918
>he daydreams about a manic pixie girl who saves him from his self-destructive behaviour
I hate humanity for not acting like they do in my chinese cartoons
>he imagines a real life game of Battlefield playing out around him when riding the subway and walking to class because that would be the coolest shit ever and it makes the commute not so fucking dreadfully boring
>he also imagines the subway hes riding is actually an armored troops train and when it arrives at the train terminal imagines everyone on board (now a soldier on your team) storming the terminal and station, trying as hard as possible to imagine explosions, gunfire, and chaos of a battlefield game without making any audible and physical movements in real life
Please tell me someone else does this.
>>28356104
It's not just you. I just imagine some 2012 (movie) shit though, stuff collapsing and cars being flung into the air and shit. Imagination is awesome, don't let anybody else tell you otherwise anon
>>28349627
We're all not so diffrent as we may think.
>>28356104
>he imagines his college campus is the teams HQ and when you're walking to class the enemy is pushing against it, shelling it and spawn camping
>and when you're walking back from class to the bus stop its your teams tanks and infantry breaking through and pushing the enemy team back
Aaaaaaa I dont care if its autistic as shit its so fucking fun
I only wish I could hold more things in my imagination happening all at once, like tanks driving, infantry moving, planes flying overhead, helicopters dropping off troopers, I can imagine this stuff happening but not all at once without losing sight of the details and have to focus individually on each scene of the battle so to speak.
Also wish I could visualize this shit better, much of it is just impressions and ideas/concepts I imagine around me rather than actually "seeing" it all happening around me.
>>28356140
Fuck yeah anon, you're right that its awesome. I wish I could visualize what I imagine better, instead of just getting impressions and vague images related to it a little.
Still fun as hell though, that 2012 stuff sounds fun too, might give it a a go trying to imagine huge city blocks around me just breaking off and sinking or whatever, mite b cool
>>28349627
theres only so much to think about
>>28345065
>He imagines himself playing in front of hundreds of thousands of people as a successful reckless rock star
>>28351001
mmm funky.
mine would be something generic by the strokes or the arctic monkeys (older album though)
>>28351789
>he imagines winning the lottery and rubbing it in his friends faces because they never invite him to things
>he imagines creating an app like snapchat that blows up in popularity and selling it for bank
>he imagines being able to use 100% of his brain to be the greatest inventor of all time curing disease and ending world hunger
>he imagines being witty and likeable by peers or a stand up comedian
>>28345065
>he imagines himself as a commissar, purging normalfags for their heresy
I unironically do this.
This thread is excellent
I salute you all for the freshest thread on /r9k/
>he imagines racing a car at ridiculous spees to get his dying oneitis to hospital, only for her to be miraculously saved and to love you forever
>he imagines being one of the first astronauts to return to the moon after all these years
>he imagines humanity getting their shit together and spreading out to space
>he imagines a modern Anglosphere-European Empire
>he imagines being a character in one his favorite anime
>he imagines being in massive WWII battles as an infantryman
>he imagines an alternate history invasion of Britain during WWII which leads to the British people victorious and with renewed strength and vigor after the war so they never decolonize and become irrelevant
>he imagines an alternate history where US battleships actually fought Japanese ones in the Pacific in massive clashes, which the Yamato and Musashi kept winning until a combined effort of all Iowa class ships desceneded on the Yamato fleet in a battle set in a stormy rainy sea with no aircover possible, just a pure old fashioned naval engagement that ended with all the Iowa class ships destroyed and sunk along with the Yamato and Musashi finally sunk, their wreckage lying on the sea floor all within a few miles of each other, a future diving spot for divers to contemplate the sheer spectacle that occurred there all those years ago in a now silent sea
>he imagines not having money and being able to afford all the /toy/ stuff and vidya he wants and living life on easy mode for once
>he imagines time stopping and waking up to a world where its just him alone to do whatever he wants
>he imagines going to the beach immediately after that and lying there among the sounds of the shore and seagulls in pure bliss with no other humans to distract him or make him anxious and on guard
>he imagines
>>28356909
>not having money
Meant having.
>>28353918
>he imagines dying peacefully from an opiate overdose
Fuuuck, are you me?
>he imagines being at the same drug party as his oneitis and she sees him high on heroin while Lou Reed - Perfect Day or Velvet Underground - Heroin plays on the stereo
>>28357035
>he imagines his oneitis crying about him killing himself because she was secretly in love with him even though she's a 21 year old single mom who is busy with her kid and who probably thought he was an autistic badly dressed failed normie tryhard since the only times he dared to talk to her was when he was asking for directions or in what room the next class would be in
>he imagines being a soldier who takes part and dies in a military operation that goes down in history and some hollywood director makes a movie about that has a 10/10 chad playing him as the main character and the movie becomes successful and all his highschool friends see it and feel bad about him dying
>>28345407
>imagine the terrorists first breaking in and killing some kids you didn't like/didn't care about
>jump the fuck into action
>sneaking from classroom to classroom and crawling through air vents and shit John McClane style
>saving your crush and hiding her in a safe spot
>hunting down the terrorists one by one until it's just you and the boss terrorist
>having a badass hand-to-hand fight, with you eventually coming out on top waiting for the cops to come and arrest the KO'd leader
>see your face on all the news stations
>president gives you a medal
>the popular qt that you saved is now in love with you and wants to be your gf
Why couldn't it be real ;__;
>>28353876
You want to be remembered anon, I respect that
>>28345065
>He imagines himself roasting/exposing the person he hates verbally about their deep insecurities and flaws in front of coworkers until they breakdown crying from the truth and accuracy of the call out.
>>28345629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHh7SDRogpk
>He watched hisfriendsperform a musical
>He realised he could have been up there if wasn't for his crippling anxiety
>>28357458
Are you me anon?
Completely unflinchingly original
>>28347013
>he imagined himself becoming the leader of a fascist dictatorship that broke away from the US, centered in the region around his home state
>he imagined himself leading a successful resistance against American attempts to crush his nation after the Russians intervene and give him money and arms
>he imagined successfully gassing or deporting all minorities and undesirables back to the US
My imagination gets really LARP-y when I take showers
>>28349627
We just want to be loved. That's all.
>>28357619
Just some healthy dreams of conquest and righting the worlds wrongs.starting with Islam
>>28345065
how dare he. what a scumbag, i wish him cancer
>>28345825
>he imagined dropping bombs on the school from a fighter jet
>this thread
>the accuracy
mfw
>he imagined being born in the dark ages
>he and his pagan warband fell upon a village and slaughtered the men in front of the town church
>they then tied the women and girls and raped them in the blood and gore of their sons, brothers, husbands and fathers
Sometimes I think dying of an unknown illness aboard a ship at 32 on your way back from a raid, due to contact with people who were more than two villages away from you might have been worth it, just for the complete and utter freedom you would have been able to experience, in terms of how you may impose yourself upon a people considered "other" than your own.
>>28358048
But Norway was the first to reach the south pole.
>>28358048
>South Africa
>Anglo
>he imagines being a simple Imperial Guardsman in the Cadian or Krieg Korps up against impossible odds and the most fucked up nightmare horrific shit and taking it in stride with his brothers in arms, lasguns firing madly at any ork, xeno or nid that stands in their way.
>>28358301
>>28358324
Make your own Empires then I don't give a shit, anything would be better than the cucked post-colonial, post-imperialism world we live in now.
>>28358343
>and then executed afterwards by the Inquisition for laying eyes upon chaos abominations
>>28358386
You know it, though I'd do more than just lay my eyes on them
>>28358404
I'd probably join tzeentch or slaneesh. pretty cool guys.
>>28358455
Slaaensh for endless pleasures and lewd times
>>28349119
I do this more often than I should
>>28358468
>join slaneesh
>you just become the trunk of a sex tree for eternity
>he imagines spending a day with his high school crush and cuddling with each other under a tree during the sunset
>he imagines going on adventures with kids from his school who probably don't even know his name
>he imagines being the lead singer in an indie folk rock group
>>28358455
>>28358468
>>28358404
>>28358598
The only correct answer for chaos is Tzeentch.
>he imagines a fault line opening up right under his classroom
>right under his crush's desk
>he imagines leaping at the fault line to save his crush from falling in, even though he's safe where he is
>he saves her but gets fatally wounded in the process and whispers a proclamation of his love for her with his dying breath
>>28357458
>imagine squad of shooters enter school
>school shooters kill first cop to respond
>they start walking away from dead body of cop
>notice his gun in holster
>crawl over and take it
>start sneaking around the school and killing the shooters with skills learned from MGS2
>only 1 shooter left
>he is pointing gun at oneitis
>notices me
>shoots her in the knee to piss me off
>put one right in his forehead
>carry oneitis out of school
>"t-t-thank you anon"
>we kiss
used to daydream about this one a lot in highschool
>>28345065
>mfw i actually did that
>mfw i played a guitar solo and heard people cheering me on
best 15 minutes of that year
>>28348191
fuck this shit is poetic
>>28345632
>you will never celebrate a CL winning goal with the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5VsfNS_cw
>>28348191
>>at night he likes to pretend that the house is his small spacecraft and that he's drifting out in the cold emptiness of space
Nah but I like to imagine I've been transported one realm above our own world and I'm the only one there, shitposting on 4chan in total silence at 1AM, kinda comfy
>>28346412
I saw a mad man actually attempt this, he had spiked up hair and was kinda fat, was extremely embarrassing to even watch. No one ever fucking talked to him except his sister who bought him food at lunch.
>He makes robot noises as he stomps around the house pretending to be a gundam
>Whenever he leaves the house, he loudly shouts "HASHIN" or "IKKIMAAASU"
>one wooden floors he skates around pretending to be a rick dom
>dad was a great singer
>tfw cant sing
>tfw its my dream that I could
Feels fucking bad man. I've tried. I just can't. JUST.
>he imagined working with her in a group assignments but never did
