What are fembots looking for? What would they plan to do with their boyfriends? Why do they where the mask?
>>28344758
wear the mask*
- taller than me by 3" at least
- /fit/
- not an asshole, but not a pushover
- smart
- not lazy
I just want a guy to have sex with for hours on end a few times a week, desu
>>28344758
fembots are looking for that first love that never worked out. he's with someone else now.
>>28344758
>6'2
>huge dick
>handsome
>7 figures
>plays guitar
I'm so lonely :((
>>28344856
You are hitting way too close to home
>>28344818
well how tall are you?
definitely an oc
>>28344871
>>28344818
I want to fucking murder you
>>28344905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0
>>28344930
you fell for the bait newfag, I'm actually a numale virgin
>fembot
lol?
>about 5'5"-5'9"
>dark hair and eyes
>slim
>cute face
>likes anime and cartoons
>likes animals
>nice and not rude or pushy
I don't know what we'd do to be honest. Watch anime, go for walks, kiss?
>>28344871
You fucking ugly bitch. I want to Stab you to death and play around with your blood
>>28345092
Sort of me but I'm 5ft11 and don't watch anime.
>>28344986
and you fell for his bait, he's actually a lonely fembot
>>28344758
i think the cia encourages to date within the agency. i don't know if one of those girls would be worth it op
>baneposting
PLEASE STOP. Whenever I hear someone say 'for you' in a movie, I automatically become suspicious, think they might be CIA and wonder how they are involved
5'6 to 6'
Slim/fit
Decently smart (at least)
Similar interests to me (computers, games, cooking, guns, nature)
Dominant most of the time
Likes to wear cute clothes
6-7" penis
Preferably lives outside of the US or wants to move out of the USI'm male
weird, cynical asshole on the outside but sensitive inside, understands/tolerates my autism/shares my autistic interests (military, nazis, occultism), can sustain an erection and likes to fuck, actually likes me
>>28344758
Anons, I would like to leave this place, I got a girls phone number today, how long do I wait to text her?
My plan is to do it on Friday.
>>28344818
>a guy to have sex with for hours on end a few times a week, desu
Same t b h just fucking for hours bust like 50 loads
>>28345187
>(military, nazis, occultism),
Sure thing zipper-head..
.t male who used to collect Nazi memorabilia and a military buff
>>28345194
Dont' do that gay arbitrary waiting time. By then she will have forgot you. Text her right away
>>28345211
Really, I guess I could do it tomorrow, but I don't want to seem pushy.
>>28344758
So in this thread I put the list of things I am and then a fembot would see if I check for the things in her list or I just see if somebody post a list and the find if I fit?
>>28345385
I think it's fine if you post about yourself, as long as you make that clear.
Daily reminder that fembots are fat and have bad hygiene.
>tfw bf and I are now in a dd/lg relationship
I feel like a disgusting degenerate, but a happy, disgusting degenerate.
>fembots
Nah, fuck that. Let's roll instead.
>>28345526
i was waiting for somebody to post this thanks anon
also roll
>>28345092
so you want a dark skinned weeaboo manlet
absolutely degenerate
>>28345546
Rolling for who fights hobo wizard
>>28345526
Hoping I get 05 for maximum lulz
>>28345526
I'm still going to roll for wizard powers, but this is a much better roll image.
Are there any grills out there that desire a homeless degenerate husbando? Or any husbando in general that isn't the typical "literally perfect with X sized dick witty and intelligent fit and creative"?
>>28345600
roll for toast
>>28345194
Just text her for like 5 to 10 min tomorrow and then bail for some credible reasons. acceptable hours to text: late morning and late afternoon unless friday.
Proceed to initiate real talk 2 days before weekend, in your case i think you should try some small talk tomorrow and real talk this friday
Ask her to do something, no wall of text no nothing, just wanna go for a coffe (if its summer drinks or some 50s themed place, dont mcdonalds the first date but don't spend too much). But the catch, do it and explain that you would like to this next week as she prob already had plans for this weekend.
It goes like this
>Some talk
>Start talking about what you gonna do this weekend ( even if you fucking lie)
>Play it cool, dont do big texts, mimic her word per text style and amount add 20-30% extra if you need to but you shouldn't.
>After breaking the ice ask her "we totally should go for some drinks/coffe/ceap restaurant"
>"ohh but next week, yeah?"
Dont even dare to ask "h-hey a-are you free to gogo for a drink s-some d-day"
Dont autism please
>>28344758
>fembots
Oh, almost thought this was the civilized thread.
>>28344979
>normy music