Greentext your first day on 4chan
>be like 14 on /b/ circa 2006
>linetrap pics(didnt know what trap meant)
>start fapping
>pics getting progressively lewder
>about to cum
>next pic is of her bulge
>its too late, bust a nut
?????
>fap to traps now 8 years later almost exclusively
>>28344250
>age 30, 2008 or 2009
>find /r9k/
>full of hilarious stories about people who's dates went wrong etc
>really interesting conversations that I would never hear in real life because I have no friends
>>28344299
im sorry friend. must suck to get here at 30
>>28344381
I wish I had been born 10 years later.
I know anons here complain about having no friends, no gf etc. But at least you have this website. When I was young, there was no such thing. If you had no friends like me...you were truly alone.
>>28344250
>hear that /b/ is cool and interesting
>go on /b/
>some porn and stupid shit
>it's okay I guess
>see that one image of some african nigger fucking a cut open corpse
>vomit
>close page
>vomit again
>go back out of morbid curiosity
>now I am a racist woman hating neet piece of shit that's into guro
>>28344250
>Forget year (probably 2009)
>go to /v/
>start thread
>just post picture of can of worms
>first reply "the proper meal of a typical LoL player
>second reply ">playing that shit"
>40 replies of flame war later someone finally gets it "you idiots, he literally just posted a picture of bait and you fucking took it without any context at all"
>remembering your first day on a website
>>28344250
> be 36 early last year
> latecomer to the chan game, made more aware of the NEET/virgin culture (which I was a part of and didn't know it) from Elliot Rodger shooting story and manifesto and alt-right sites
> spend a few months on 2*2*2chan
> small /r9k/ board there gets invaded by their /int/
> come here for original /pol/ and /r9k/
> first day I just look at /pol/ and some /r9k/
> hate having to post captchas for every post
> post some picture on some racial topic on /r9k/ and get called a nigger, even though I'm white
> try sharing my degenerate muscle women fetish a few days later
> feel like a bigger freak for being a schmoe and a robot
> later /aco/ opens and I can continously see a muscle women thread there. It' ain't all bad
> still wondering what the original moot was like as a poster.
>>28345179
I came here about the time moot "bombed" /pol/, since the other /pol/ said it was filled with posters of cuck porn, which made me curious. Yeah, I'm a degenerate.
2006, I was in middle school or something. I can't remember that shit.
>2006
>heard about habbo raids somewhere, probably newgrounds
>didn't understand all the little chinese girl pictures but boy raiding was fun
>2011
>go on /sp/ late night
>notice there is nothing about sports on the front page
>just pics of lel and some idiot complaining about how stupid they are
>think it is really funny
>create lel threads a few weeks later and continue to do so every night through summer 2013
>>28345179
I don't know where they went, I think freech.
they were right about Josh tho
>>28345179
>moot posts 3 random words
>queue TOASTING IN A MOOT BREAD x 3000
>2012
>HS freshman
>posted stacy's phone number on /b/
>left and never returned until summer 2013
>>28344250
Think it was 2007, I was in 3rd grade and searched hentai on google, foun monstergirls thread on /d/
Early 2011, the first board I went to was Wallpaper/General. I remember downloading a bunch of papes (random grillz, japanese style settings like Imperial Boy). Probably still my fav board t b h.
>September 2014 (yeah newfag whatever)
>/b/ for fappening pics
>decide to check out other boards
>politically incorrect
>Ebola Chan meme every thread
>decide to stay
