List 5 negatives things about yourself that you hate. Then list 5 positive things about yourself. I know there's something about you that's good robots.
Negatives
>never kissed girl, virgin, no relationships ever
>terrible at math, no motivation to work better
>suck at social situations, get anxious, never been to a party
>anxious about driving, no license
>stay up way too late and then sleep all day
Positives
>great with computers since I was a kid
>learning cyber security at a uni in Florida
>have full ride for 4 years from good high school grades
>pretty strong and fit, go to the gym 5 times a week, have ran a half marathon
>manage to bullshit all my classes that I don't like and still somehow pass
Here's 5 more negatives and positives from OP, I wanna get this thread going.
Negatives
>autistic around pretty girls
>addicted to porn, have so many bookmarks saved, jerk off 3+ times a day
>can't stop browsing 4chan during the day
>have never been able to be good at sports, even though I'm fit
>have issues with parents who expect way too much from me
Positives
>regardless of being from a different country, I speak english great and write really good essays
>have several IT certifications already
>work comfy part time job where I don't have to talk to people in person and just use the computer
>keep myself very clean, shaved, hair cut etc. because I hate long hair and facial hair.
>good at programming, fast learner
Negatives
>Kissless hugless virgin
>No friends
>Bad social anxiety and no social skills due to never being in real social situations for 7+ years
>Stay up too late and then sleep all day
>NEET
Positives
>Good with computers
>Interested in all kinds of sciences; astronomy, physics, biology
>Actually attractive
>I guess a semi-positive would be that I'm gay, which increases my chances of a relationship
>Good hygiene
Negatives:
>introverted
>quiet
>bookish
>autistic hobbies
>can't relate to most people
>>28343893
Come on anon, post some positives. What are your hobbies?
>>28343036
Why?
Fuck off and die in a fire
>ugly face and body
>lack of ambition or interest in anything
>too retarded and meek to even make friends
>envious personality
>can't hold a conversation
>>28343928
My positive is that I successfully baited you into thinking that that wasn't just a satire of posts where people pretend to complain of what are obvious positives.And now it's come to that, I actually do have zero positives.
>>28343952
Because I'm done fucking feeling sorry for myself and you should be too. Don't just focus on the negative aspects of your life. Focus on the positives as well. I probably sound like a normie right now but I realized tonight my self loathing isn't gonna get me anywhere so I might as well true to ignore it.
>>28343991
Well your negatives and positives are based on your perspective. Someone might be proud to be a NEET, I'm not. Someone might not give a shit about being able to drive, but I do even though it scares the hell out of me.
>hard time relating to people
>bpd (insecure and needy as fuck familyy)
>overweight
>no social life and no desire for one
>can't draw
Good:
>affectionate and loving
>passing most of my classes without really trying
>losing weight
>fixing mental issues
>willing to try new things
Wow.. It's surprising that I was able to come up with something good. I have a deep hatred for myself but I guess I'm not as bad as I think of myself.
How strange.
>great with computers since I was a kid
>have several IT certifications already
>good at programming, fast learner
>Good with computers
itt: virgin computer nerdsi am too :3
>>28344034
>Wow.. It's surprising that I was able to come up with something good. I have a deep hatred for myself but I guess I'm not as bad as I think of myself.
>How strange.
That's the whole point of this thread senpai. Realize you're not the "loser" you think you are and you can kick some ass.
Negatives:
>kissless virgin of course, no relationships ever (this hurts the most)
>suck at social situations without direct purpose (parties, random get togethers, anything not work pretty much)
>Mediocre face/body (i'm working on the body part at least)
>Not hard working/serial procrastinator
>Boring hobbies, video games, anime, other BS like that (not good for grills, but I can't change who I am, I love the vidya)
Positives:
>Smart/sharp enough (I think so at least)
>Socially adept at work (fuck I don't know why, but I apparently give off a great impression)
>Have my professional shit together (no debt, 65k/yr income, lots in savings, 24 yrs old, own a car/home, etc..)
>My family is too kind , only reason I haven't killed myself yet
>>28343996
It's a waste of time focusing on the postives when they don't make any difference.
In fact, dwelling on it just makes things worse.
>>28343036
Negatives
>Constantly anxious about everything.
>Annoyingly insecure about everything
>Wishy-washy and unreliable.
>Milquetoast
>Bottles emotions
Positives
>Punctual
>Amiable
>Follows rules
>Polite
>Prepared
>>28343036
negatives
>khhv
>consider suicide almost every hour
>extreme social anxiety
>can't understand other people at all
>no capacity for love for anyone i've ever met irl
positives
>good at karate, won a national tournament once
>a little bit gay, it relieves some of the fear i used to have of it, and opens me upheheto other types of relationships
>sorta good at drawfagging
>have accepted nihilism and am free from that existentialism
>lack of interest in 3D girls in general, while i know i might fall in love with a specific one, i am immune to physical attraction alone, so just seeing a girl doesn't weaken my heart or resolve
Negatives
>Terrible sleep schedule
>Took 6 years to graduate college, 7 if you include the I took off
>Terrible skin that is basically unfixable
>Addicted to 4chan and other shitty sites from a young age, probably because I am only comfortable when given a constant stream of stimulation, even though I disagree with most of the stuff posted and it's done permanent damage to my psyche
>Can't handle even the slightest criticism
Positives
>In decent shape, exercise every day and I'm not bad at team sports for someone my size (5'8 125 lbs)
>Managed to maintain a relationship with someone relatively attractive for a year, so I'm not 100% hopeless
>Good reading comprehension, can read tough books without getting frustrated
>Volunteer in my spare time although I should be doing it more
>Had an okay social life when younger
>obese
>chronically depressed
>completely afraid of social interaction and complete coward in general
>porn addict
>basically as soon as people meet me they think I'm a school shooter level of creepy
Positives
>tall, broad shoulders, decent facial aesthetics even though I'm a fatty
>naturally strong
>honest
Only 3
Negatives:
>Constantly insecure about everything, even though i dont change anything
>Bitter, cynical, and skeptical about everything. Just depressed and hateful
>Criminal record
>Depression has made me very aggressive and I tend to snap at people and get agitated very easily
>Probably going to an hero one day
Positives:
>I have a decent face, would be better if i wasnt fat
>6 foot tall
>Can work on cars quite well
>Still have some ambitions in my life
>Good work ethic
That's pretty much it
>>28343036
Negatives
>Never had a relationship
>Live with my parents at 24y/o
>Have no friends
>Waste time watching TV and shitposting on /r9k/
>Chubby and still have stretch marks from when I was fatter
Positives
>6'0"
>Have a college degree
>Extremely talented musically
>Just got a dog
>Women can stand to be around me
Negatives
>too scared to show my physical existence to anybody except my dad
>no life skills and entirely dependent on my dad
>scared of showing emotion and exposing myself whatsoever so i am completely isolated and impossible to talk to, come off as uninterested and self-centered
>maladaptive daydreamer which would be fine but i lose contact with reality and cannot focus on anything, i often find that i read 100 pages of a book and i don't remember any of it, when people talk to me i can't comprehend their words and i go on autopilot
>i am avoidant but dependent, i really wish i was able to connect but i am physically incapable of starting a conversation and coexisting with anybody, i really want to be helpful to somebody but i just see myself as a burden and by avoiding them i'm doing them a favor in my mind, which is probably true
Positives
>fast at typing, can type 170WPM
>very interested in creativity and human expression, i like to play piano, guitar, drums, harmonica, mandolin, sing, write, read, draw, paint, act, photography, make strange films, see my life as a show, i naturally see the beauty in everything and feel like it's apart of me so i collect it all by writing about it and preserving it
>have a very detailed inner fantasy world and extremely vivid dreams that i remember very well, i can often control my dreams by thinking about what i want to dream about before falling asleep, when i meditate i can disappear from this world and go wherever i want in my mind for however long i want
>get along better with animals than humans and really interested in helping them, if i ever go back to society i might get a job with animals
>very interested in nature, weather, gardening and the like, my dream is to live out in the middle of nowhere as a farmer that chases storms and records my albums in the middle of tornados while making post-ironic amateur surrealist films with a cat named wojak
Negative
>lazy
>introverted
>boring
>incapable of communicating with any human being who didn't give birth to me
>bad teeth
>Positive
>getting braces, so the teeth will be fixed
That's all I got
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>I'm a ugly, miserable piece of shit
>I'm a ugly, miserable piece of shit
>I'm a ugly, miserable piece of shit
>I'm a ugly, miserable piece of shit
>I'm a ugly, miserable piece of shit
+
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Nothing
>Nothing
>>28343036
Negs
>lazy
>procrastinate
>not that funny
Pos
>have beautiful Jewish hair without being Jewish
>Got a girls number today
>will leave this place soon if it all goes well
>pls let it go well
>
Negative
>Want to be alone, but also want friends
>Easily distracted
>Socially retarded
>No experience with love
>Scrawny
Positive
>Got into a competitive major
>Grades aren't horrible
>Don't think I'm that ugly
>Have a mostly nice family, one of the reasons I haven't killed myself
>I love my waifu
>really lazy
>unattractive body
>have absolutely nothing I'm passionate about
>lack ambition, motivation, and energy
>am a boring shit with no hobbies
>am a blank slate that's open to anything at all
>trustworthy
>polite when need be
>laid back, don't take things seriously
>don't like lying
Negative
>alcoholic
>depressed
>can't talk to people
>can't hold down a job
>no dreams
Positive
Negative
>really bad social anxiety
>bad sleep schedule
>easily annoyed
>incompetent
Positive
>smart
>decent person, genuine desire to do good
>good with understanding people (yes, despite my anxiety. i just know what makes people tick if I talk to them long enough)
>have motivations to help people, especially people in prison become productive in society
Negative
>alcoholism
>anxiety
>depression
>small dick
>sweat a lot even in everyday situations
Positive
>financially secure
>have been told I'm intelligent
>have been told I'm relatively attractive
>enjoy my work and am successful at it
>enough disposable cash to fuck hookers when I want
Negatives
>extremely lazy - poor work ethic
>asymmetrical Jew nose - only look good from right side
>overly sheltered and coddled - 21, still on mommybux at the moment
>always either nauseous or anxious (not about anything, just general physical symptoms of anxiety like dizziness, swirling thoughts, hyper-awareness of body)
>generally low sex drive, but obsessed with the idea of fucking a trap, which seems practically unachievable
Positives
>well-versed in music
>good at video games
>physically decent-looking - above average height and penis length, good hair genes, not bad looking but kind of weird-looking (half-Jew)
>very analytical and good at troubleshooting/problem solving - also not ever overly emotional
>wealthy and supportive parents
I can fix my work ethic with Adderall, which would also let me get a job and break my reliance on my parents. I just need a rhinoplasty someday, and a way to cure my permanent dizziness.
