ill take a cute gf, extra boobs size, wide hips, long brown hair and extra smart
YOU FORGOT THE REALITY
You described most of me
>>28343048
i really apricate your reply
take this virtual hug *hug*
>>28343233
i forgot to mention delusional
>>28342999
>long brown hair
It's been a month since they accidently cut 6 inches of instead of 2. Never felt more disgusting in my life.
>>28343233
girl this is no playground here everything you post might or will have consequences in one way or another
>>28342999
>thinks he can "order up" women
>Wastes good trips on a shitpost
I wonder who?
But that describes my gf, op. And you can't have her.
>>28343443
how did you do that, delete it now
>>28343495
>thinks he can "order up" women
I don't think OP truly thought that at all. Do you think he's waiting in front of his computer waiting for the girl he ordered to materialize? have you heard of a "joke" before?
>>28343516
lose some pounds fatty
>>28343594
>>28343443
>buying obvious bait
Summer has STARTED people
>>28343526
>have you ever heard of a joke before?
You mean like a permavirgin "ordering up" a woman?
>>28343526
>someone makes joke about joke
>"It's a joke dumbass"
wew
>>28343617
wonder if her fat pussy is tight, i mean you would need to stick your fingers between those 2 fat pussylips to spread them apart to stick your weewee in