Haven't seen one in a while
>that 50+ black teacher who would throw markers at kids not paying attention and watched king of the hill during lunch break
>That kid who accidentally e-mailed hentai to my mom
>that science teacher who had video game posters in his classroom and outright insulted his students
>that one kid who missed half the school year after breaking her leg twice
pic unrelated
>that substitute teacher who read manga online with the smartboard still on and got fired because he was reported by students for looking at hentai and you were surprised that those normies even knew what hentai was
>that substitute teacher who tried way too hard to be authoritative and got really personally roasted by the popular kids for being such a failure that he is working as a substitute teacher and everyone stopped laughing at the popular kids roasts because we all felt so bad but they kept roasting him
>That kid who joked about a school shooting and got v&
>that black kid who ran with his arms out like sonic and actually won 1st in track for the state
>that woodshop teacher who was obviously a pedo
>that kid who got expelled for taking creepshots in gym
>that teacher who fucked a kid
>those close friends who were caught comparing dicks in the school bathroom
>>28341393
>my school had all of these
>that kid who asked other guys in the class if they found the attractive Spanish teacher hot
>that maternity-leave-substitute-teacher who got drunk and tried to seduce a Chad at one of the football games
>that teacher that married her student's dad
>that juggalo kid
>that goth kid
>that scene girl
>that gangsta kid
>That kid who tried to shoot up the school but ended up only shooting himself in the foot
>That incredibly pale girl who sat in the back of the class drawing cats and reading those Warriors books
>that teacher who died during class
>that kid who wore a trench coat and always walked around with a copy of mein kumpf
>that kid who wore a trench coat and always walked around with a copy of mein kumpf
Literally me
>that kid that wore the same outfit every day like a fucking cartoon
>chubby ginger cunt with light purple collared short sleeve shirt, pleated high water khakis, white off brand sneakers
>that history teacher who looked like Jon Hamm that all the girls secretly fucked, never caught because we wanted the d
>>28342141
I would have dated her
>>28341393
>That kid who was a massive openly queer faggot who hung around with girls all the time and was annoying.
>That Chinese kid who drew pictures of little boys in a cute childish but still weird sexual way.
>That kid who was super into anime who is now a super turbo robot
>That teacher who warned me and my freind not to hang out at the edge of the oval because someone might pull one of us into the bushes and "man rape" us
>the recess supervisor who showed us how to torrent because he was tired of burning naruto dvds for us (~2003, torrenting was just becoming a thing)
>>28342253
>that kid that wore the same outfit every day like a fucking cartoon
you have a problem with that?
>that teacher that laughed at a kid's name because it sounded like blow-me
>That kid who dressed up like an anime character
>That psychopath kid who always talked about fucking up people
>That teacher who was a jackass that noone liked
>that kid who made a massive wooden penis in woodshop
>that kid who stuck the massive wooden penis into the principals bag
>that kid who blamed you for it
>The teacher who left class one day and never returned.
>>28341728
>the woodshop teacher who was obviously a pedo
fucking this. One of the only things I remember from middle school was that the shop teacher LITERALLY NEVER DIDN'T have a boner. Everyone called him "Boner Busby" and some kid in choir even wrote a meme song about him that was really dank at the time.
>that teacher that obviously wanted to fuck my boipussy and wouldn't stop flirting in front of the whole class
>>28343787
I've never seen a boner in real life
>that literal autist who was too smart for the special ed classes but was still really autistic and would have conversations with himself out loud in class
>that teacher who said "fuck" in every other sentence but nothing happened because he was friends with the principal and still a good teacher
>that teacher who was actually bipolar and got fired after a month
>that super tryhard kid who was first in your class with possibly good physical genes but doomed to forever be a manlet because he never got any sleep and ate only when he needed to
>that qt asian gril in spanish class that got ran over by traffic and fucking died
>the robot kid who sexually harassed the cute biology teacher and was never seen again after he was found to have drawn a pornographic comic about her
He also got written earlier that year for watching porn in class, and more than once went up to girls and showed them gore on his phone.
He made senior year interesting because there were always speculations that he would shoot up the school. He wasn't even autistic, just creepy as fuck. The confidence is what made him scary instead of just funny/weird.
Last I heard he's in prison now, don't know what for.
>>28341393
>that kid that rubbed the metal edge of a ruler on the sole of his shoe until it was so hot that he burned a classmate and was suspended for a week
>that fat, legitimately retarded kid that wore the naruto headband every day
>that kid that smelled like shit who snapped a girl on the back of the neck with a rubber band so hard he left a massive welt but was never punished
>that teacher who was pregnant and ate pie every day in every class
>>28343787
>>that woodshop teacher who was obviously a pedo
we had one too.
>That one kid that everyone liked but nobody hung out with
>That one new kid who was there for a week and never returned.
Probably a military kid.
>I need to go to the bathroom
>We just had a break, why didn't you go then?
>>28343430
>That kid who dressed up like an anime character
Hey, don't be making fun of Kakashi.
>The girl with an unpronounceable Lovecraftian deity name who would get offended whenever a new teacher asked her how to correctly say it
>The group of SJW choir harpies who would sing Pentatonix songs at FULL VOLUME in class during work time, and the teacher never asked them to stop despite multiple people making complaints, saying that it's "nice to have background music"
>The dude who got into hard drugs junior year but somehow managed to keep his 4.0 and ace the IB tests despite coming to school out of his mind on pills every day and doing cocaine in between classes
>>28343972
>had to go to the bathroom same time every week
>teacher calls me out on it in front of the whole class
>never went to the bathroom during classes ever again
>That kid called Aisleigyh but it was pronounced Ashley
>>28343998
>mfw someone on campus who was in one of my classes my first semester dressed as Edward Elric every day
Universities are places you can see immense autism every day
>>28343939
Holy shit now that you mention it, my middle school woodshop teacher did look like a pedo, lol.
>that teacher who brewed coffee in the classroom, wore hipster clothes, and smoked his pipe outside the school during break time
>that teacher who wouldn't stop talking about his home country and his heritage
>that stacy teacher who had a really high squeaky voice, kept making everyone do social activities, and claimed to have ocd xdddd so quirky xddd because she colour coded everythingi fucking hated this cunt
>that teacher who killed himself
>that teacher who talked about how shit the school board is and taught really differently from everyone else
>that same teacher who travelled a lot and had a shitload of stories to tell about his life
>>28341393
>the downy who got in a fight with another potato and ended up spitting on the crowd of students watching before being forcefully being carried out by four people, for each tard.\
The tard rumbles were awsome.
>That group of girls who would practice a dance routine every recess despite not being part of any dance club or dance troupe.
"Okay. Five, six, seven, eight!"
>>28344007
My high school experience would have been significantly better if I'd known about hard drugs
>Also, nice to see a fellow IBer
>The kid who started lifting before anyone else and was pretty sporty and muscular then everyone started to copy him then became fat
>The one closeted gay kid who would always try to get you to flash or get naked or kiss him
>That one new kid who was from a bad household that started the spiral of drinking, smoking, sex and drugs in your year
>that one kid who always wore a plaid shirt and a harley davidson leather jacket
>that one kid who was killed in a terrorist attack
>that black kid who was a living meme
>That one kid who was unfairly punished and started a big protest and movement
>That one kid who wanted to be president of the student council and went full on with his campaign like it was an actual presidential campaign.
I wish I could inspire people like that.
>>28342141
>that teacher who died during class.
Kek. If hate to be that guy.
>the dorky kid who killed himself then got an outpouring of sympathy from Stacies who were mean to him, including one who pulled a brutal stunt that probably pushed him over the edge
Didn't know the guy but it made me sick and I wish I'd had the balls to call them out
>>28344215
At my school there was this one lovable retarded guy who didn't give a fuck, he stood up and started surfing on his desk during a lecture, then somehow toppled it and fell onto the teacher's desk, knocking off all the piles of paperwork that were on it. He got suspended and people made ghetto-style "Free My Man David" shirts with his picture on them
>>28341393
>The guy who loudly pretended to jack off in the urinal because he thought it was hilarious
>The legitimately Autistic guys who were legitimately really nice to everybody so nobody bothered to pick on them
>That ultra-sensitive girl who actively looked for things to get upset by
>That history teacher everybody liked because he was a clown but was super left-wing
>The Black weaboo ultra-autist sperglord who muttered everything
>The one female teacher with a voice like a parakeet getting skinned alive
>That gym teacher who stays in the changing room as you get changed while the others leave
>That gym teacher who is really old and looks like they're gonna fall apart
>That fat older woman gym teacher everyone seems to have
>That woman gym teacher who looks like a man
>those kids in the student council who were really involved in clubs, activism, etc
>those kids who smoked weed
>that girl who was such a whore that other slutty girls talked shit about her
>that disgustingly fat dyke who had a different hair colour every week
>those arab kids who thought they were black
>that kid whom everyone wanted to get to know because they thought he was "mysterious" but ended up ignored after they found out he was just an autistme tbqh
>that kid who wouldn't shut up about communism
>that weeb girl who dressed like an anime character
>those lgbt kids who tried to "spread awareness" of the """"gender spectrum"""" and """""""preferred pronouns"""""""
>The history teacher who was an asshole and hugely unfair grader but got into legendary banter with this SJW crew that hated him
He would openly make /b/-tier sexist jokes and once he found out they were trying to start a "communist student league" he put together a presentation on why communism was a flawed ideology with a ton of edgy memes, and shot them these shit-eating smug looks every 5 seconds.
He got fired for assigning a "practice essay" that "wouldn't be graded, they're just to get you used to the new essay format". Of course nobody tried very hard, since we were in the middle of crunch season (two major IB papers were due that week), and he ended up collecting them, brutally grading them, and entering them as a test grade (one out of three that year). Not a single person so much as passed, it destroyed everyone's grade, and there were so many complaints that he just didn't come after one day, we had subs for the rest of the year.
>>28343719
haha this
we had a substitute for the rest of the year
>>28343787
To be fair, girls in middle school are really cute.
>That one kid who brought a joint into school and everyone smoked it behind the school
>That one kid who would be way too open when pissing in the bathroom and try to do tricks
>That one kid who would be way too open about showing his dick in general
>>28344514
It was my music teacher. We all went in, they said they were going to the front office because they forgot something and never came back. It was a 2 hour lesson. After half an hour we all knew what happened. 45 mins in someone went and checked the front desk, apparently nobody had been there. Fifteen minutes later a teacher came to sit in on the lesson, they were looking for the person. Half an hour later they came in and said that the teacher is nowhere to be found, won't answer their phone.
So we just dicked around for the last half an hour while the teacher sat in the lesson.
>The female teacher who got pregnant and turned into a terrifying time bomb for the rest of the year, would randomly freak out on students for asking valid questions
>The teacher who took us on an unauthorized "field trip" to a quarry half a mile from the school and got fired for this after a kid fell down a hill and broke both arms
>The teacher who offered a girl his prescription painkillers when she complained of a headache and got fired for this (5th grade)
>The teacher who told increasingly bizarre stories throughout the year, claiming that his brother was kidnapped by wolves and that a friend of his regularly ate human flesh, and got fired the year after we had him for molesting multiple students
>that teacher who obviously browses 4chan
>that kid who tried to suck a black kids dick while he was taking a shit and got caught by a janitor
>that kid who made sex jokes out loud in class and didn't get in trouble
>That teacher who you get along with and obviously has the same interests as you but you can't hang out with due to student/teacher
>That teacher who gets drunk with you
>that Chad who an hero'd because he mixed alcohol with antidepressants after his Stacey cheated on him
>the two other kids who copied him
>that old teacher who was murdered by her husband who then killed himself
>that vice principle and father of 4 that died of a heroin overdose
>that wierd kid who used to shit in the urinals put a pencil in the turd with a notecard sail on it and call it "Battleshits"
High school was fucking brutal
>that autistic couple who got into a fight and the girl got expelled for locking the guy in the computer lab for three hours
>that health teacher who wanted to get way too personal with the female students
>that girl who wore an excessive amount of perfume to a point where you could smell her before she entered a room
>that kid who got caught jerking off in the bathroom
>that dumpy looking girl who suddenly decided to wear makeup one day but was really bad at it and never did it again
>>28345079
>that chad who was a piece of shit but an hero'd and everyone pretended he was a good person
this one actually makes me furious because there have been at least 3 since I started university 2 years ago.
>>28345079
>that wierd kid who used to shit in the urinals put a pencil in the turd with a notecard sail on it and call it "Battleshits"
amazing
