Virgins, post the positives and negatives of dating you
>>28341375
virgin checking in
Pros of dating me:
>can bully me
>can beat me up and i wont tell anyone
>if i ever have an income you are entitled to the money i make
Cons of dating me:
>im not fun to talk to
>i am awkward to be around
>no hobbies, interests, skills
>am stupid and not productive
I'm like a combination of daria and jane, intelligent, artistically expressive and deadly cynical about life
>>28341375
Pros:
>Loyal
>Good looking
>Somewhat smart
>Take friends/family very seriously
>Good job prospects
Cons
>Pretty strict values
>Pessimistic
>Kind of controlling but fair
Pros:
-Nothing
Cons:
-Everything
>>28341486
>not settling for a trap
>>28341420
Literally this.
I have long realized that I could only be useful as (possibly) a sex tpy and (shouid I ever get a job) an ATM.
>>28341518
>sex tpy
*sex toy
>>28341375
why should i date you bitch?
Pros:
>6'
>exercise several times a week
>white
>have car, no job but can get one
>can do "masculine" things like work on cars and appliances
>can't be insulted
>pretty open to just about anything
>no stds
>watches anime
Cons:
>no friends, socially awkward
>not rich
>5" penis
>prone to bouts of extreme depression
>lives with family still
>watches anime
Fuck if I should know. (Not knowing what is wrong with me is probably the reason I'm still a virgin)
ITT: negatives in the 'positives' section and positives in the 'negatives' section.
>>28341518
>>28341525
I am pretty sure this has completely shaped my sexual fantasies too, I am super into being used as a chair and stuff, those doujinshi are always the best
>>28341375
Pros
>no stds
>you can have my purity <3
Cons
>bad at sex
>tfw no robot virgin bf that happens to be uncut
Pros:
Nice
Cuddly
Will listen
Good naps
Cons:
Quiet
No friends
Either on my computer or asleep
No experience
Almost average 5.5 inch
Don't put any emotion in my face
Almost no body language
People always think I'm angry or sad
>>28341375
>I'm really smart and a little funny
>I like a lot of stuff even if it doesn't interest me
>I drive and have a job
>I get abusive sometimes
>I live at home
>I'm trying to eat really strict
I'm great desu I just got screwed up in highschool really bad and I've been trying to stand up ever since.
>>28341812
L A T I N A M E R I C A
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pros
im really attached and cuddly
cyborg, and ambivert
i will try anything, not just sexually
ill probably hate everything you hate
cons
you're dating me
>>28341890
im almost the same as this except i go to university so basic social skillsnot much past basics though desu
Pros:
>clean down under
>I'll put a lot of effort in
>I can appreciate what I have
>can do well style wise
>pretty good objective taste in music/film
>no bullshit
>not fat
>I'll let you peg me
Cons:
>inexperienced
>often wont know what to do
>not willing to let you take advantage of me
>don't like fat girls
>manlet
pros:
-good at video games
cons:
-have absolutely no motivation and no direction in life, which means I'm not really an alpha guy that's ready to be a family man, more like a gamma content to follow artistic pursuits while living in a fucking shack with the utilities turned off
-5'8"
>>28341957
>L A T I N A M E R I C A
Not quite, no. I am sorry.I'm in Texas, but my desire still stands.
>>28341482
if you were/are a girl youd be a pretty good catch
I've evaluated this recently:
Pros:
Truthful, I never lie
Available at almost any time
Not fat
Not unattractive
Cons:
Horribly Blunt
No tact
Unable to start conversation
Have an aura of dread
Very quiet
>>28341375
Pros:
>Point
Cons:
>Taken
>>28341375
Pros:
>Not a shitty person
>Have some skills
>can play musical instruments
>I like to have in depth discussions about things
Cons:
>no experience
>no real goals
>anxiety disorder
>manlet
>>28342070
Let me add
Cons:
>desperate for (You)s.
>>28341375
The only positive thing I can think of is probably a negative to most girls
Pros:
>usually not busy
>relatively intelligent
>not fat
>6'4"
cons:
>few friends
>not in very good shape
>uninteresting.
Pros:
>Tranny
>Thin
Cons:
>Tranny
>Clingy
>Obsessive
>Depressed
>Suicidal
>Rude
>Mean
Pros
>thin with a little muscle
>dark curly hair
>white (kinda, my mom is mex)
>hygienic
>smartish
>studying STEM at uni
>accepting of other's life styles
Cons:
>super quiet
>awkward
>clingy
>we'd probably be uncomfortable around each other for a long time
>nerdy
>>28344337
Are you into bullying your partner? That's popular around here.
>>28344422
nice dubs man! also just thought you might want to replace your thumbnail. polite sage.
>>28341375
Pros:
>tall
>I have an interest in improving my health, workout partner
>you will never need a mechanic
>generally considered smart
cons
>I am a lazy fuck
>I am greasy as fuck no matter how much I shower
>I fart a lot
>I have niche within niche hobbies apart from cars
>>28341375
Virgin checking in.
>Pros of dating me:
Nothing.
Cons of dating me:
I'm boring.
I don't really do anything.
I just sit around all day.
I whisper when I talk.
I look like i'm on the verge of tears all the time.
If we actually develop a relationship i'll probably end up killing myself anyways.
>>28341420
wow looks im not the only one.
>>28344446
NEATO QUADS MY DUDE
>>28344440
No, I'm a sub,
I just end up being unconsciously rude to people.
well, I'm tall, girly and cuddly
>>28344576
>>28344576
You have a dick don't you
Pros:
I'm an appropriate height and good weight
Apparently very intelligent
Everyone tells me I look very attractive
Curly hair (?? I always get comments about it)
I have a couple computer science degrees and a certification
My butt is quite large
I would like to cook for you
I'm fairly romantic
Cons:
Currently unable to work due to unknown crippling medical condition
Don't get out much (could be a combination of where I live and how I feel)
Live in the middle of no where
Submissive
Below average penis
>>28341375
Pro
>no std
>if girl will came in a few thrusts
Cons
>no experience
>if boy will came in the first pumps
Pros
>will cook you dinners and desserts
>will take you with me on vacations to places like France
>will drive you around in a Porsche when the weather is nice
>I will princess carry you
>no weird sexual fetishes
Cons
>I will not celebrate "two month anniversaries" or any made up bullshit like that.
>I will not take gay ass selfies with you at touristy places.
>I will not take care of any stupid pets you have. If you have a dog, guess who's not going to feed it or walk it or pick up its shit? Me.
>if you gain weight I will break up with you.
>If we get married my side of the church will have zero family members attending. There also won't be a best man or anything else that requires friends or family because I have none.
>>28341375
positives
>im funny
>i used to practice many hobbies and went to many places so i have much to tell
>i guess im an outside thinker, can have deep discussions
>im fit
>moneys not a problem
>my room is chill as fuck
>have goals
>will never cheat
>willing to go out and spend time in nature
>will most likely spend most of my time with partner
negatives
>5'7
>can be boring/quiet sometimes depending on mood
>arguements will be a disaster because i always want to be right
>can be an asshole at times
>dont take shit seriously most of the time
>no license
quick sumup
Pros:
I don't give a shit.
Holy fuck why does it matter.
I have enough pros to making a woman feel speical and loved and I'm not a complete wastoid, all I need is a non-whore to put my effort into that wont fucking burn me.
Cons:
Literally can't give a shit about anything that isn't nerdy or love.
Everything sucks and everything is awful and I take that attitude with me.
Also sick of dating games and running around chasing women so I can get their attention.
Pros:
>not ugly
>won't cheat
>fairly smart
>usually pretty nice
>can somewhat cook
Cons:
>can be overly attached/clingy
>have to constantly prevent me from fucking my whole life up
>autistic
>below average dick
>boring
>lazy as fuck
>too lazy to list the rest of the cons
>>28341746
You might be amazing at sex. You never know
>>28341375
Pros
>wide array of musical tastes
>relatively low standards for happiness
>very tolerant and respectful
>never cheated
>not obese
>easy to get along with
>slight interest in fashion
>great relationship with my mom
>agnostic but not against going to church
>fun Skype calls with friends
>might be able to make sleeping arrangements
Cons
>skinnyfat
>awkward without gimmicks
>spaghetti mouth (not the best with speech)
>low mune, no job (yet)
>can't drive (fuck me)
>virgin
>below average pecker size
>anxiety
>bad tendency of not keeping my word (from mom)
>video games
>little knowledge of cooking
>>28341375
Pros
- I will make you laugh.
- I'm good at conversations, both listening and communicating my opinions.
- I'm handsome and not short so no one would be embarrassed to go outside with me.
- I'm not clingy.
- I'm not racist or misogynistic. I really care if the people in my life are happy.
Cons
- Not affectionate.
- I retreat into myself.
- I can get overwhelmed at large social gatherings.
- I don't dance ore listen to music.
- I shit on a lot of film, literature, and television. Some people see this as a pro.
- I rarely cook or clean my apartment. I do practice good personal hygiene, except shaving my face frequently.
>>28344885
>not racist or misogynistic
>positive
>>28341375
Pro:
>Get the shit done.
>Know how to fix thing.
>Know how to cook.
>Can make decision and stick with it.
>Keep my word. When I say I do it I do it.
>Don't spend unless absolutely necessary
>Know survival skills
>Tech savvy.
>Play many musical instruments
Cons:
>Low tolerance for bullshit.
>Questionable taste in music.
>Pay for yourself. I do the same.
>NEET.
>Asperger. Been working hard to eliminate the traits though.
>Indifferent to a lot of thing.
