The bar is open.
Ask for your drinks and open your hearts. I'm listening.
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/arnebhus/arnebhus_-_Singles/Warm_Duck_Shuffle
>drinking the liquid jew
orig
>>28341312
can i have a soda
one flagon of semen, barkeep, per favore.
>>28341384
Enjoy ban
>>28341384
What's with all the cp on r9k lately?
>>28341405
That's ok. I'm an expert at evading bans. I've been doing this type of shit posting all day man.
Me drunk.
Oregano
>>28341431
Oh so it's just you? Why are you doing this?
>>28341405
i fucking hate retards who post shit like that... were robots not pervets. I hope he gets perma banned.
>>28341460
Because I enjoy shitting up 4chan and derailing threads.
Ill take a Hennessy and coke, hold the hennessy.
>>28341468
And there's nothing you can do about it. When I get permabanned I just unban myself and do it all over again
>>28341505
Good for you. Fight the power.
>Meet up with her yesterday and she starts up right away
>There's something inside you, she said
>It's hard to explain
>they're talking about you boy, but you're still the same
I just stared into space with a slight smile on my face.
I'll have water.
>>28341505
>>28341405
Cheers to you then lad but these are quality threads
Names Jimmy the Jester.
Put me a jack and Coke and maybe I'll tell some stories of what as has happened to me this past week.
Don't know if anyone is interested, but I came across a poem that inspired me.
>"Fight on my men," Sir Andrew said
>"A little I'm hurt, not not yet slain,"
>"I'll just lie down and bleed a while,"
>"And then I'll rise and fight again."
Don't know how many /sp/artans lurk here, but this is what Marv Levy said to the Bills after they lost the Super Bowl.
I think I'm the guy nobody likes.
I just don't get how these friendship things work
>>28341646
MODS TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD!!!!
>parents working 24/7 so sister is living with me while I attend college
>Probably my only friend and only person who cares that I exist
>Shes graduating highschool soon
>Excited to see her growing up but she'll be going somewhere else for college
I've been really dreading her leaving recently, but hopefully I'll be able to spend alot of time with her this summer.
I'll have a long island and some pretzels
>>28341340
Here, take your liquid jew my friend. How are you doing?
>>28341343
Here's your soda sire.
>>28341383
For you a flagon of the finest semen I could find. Dead Pope's semen.
>>28341488
Here we go my man. Enjoy your beverage.
>>28341312
> be 10 mins ago.
> can't sleep.
> go upstairs so I won't just be sitting down doing nothing and for a snack.
> on the way upstairs have a mood shift(pretty drastic, it's hard to describe what happened.)
> feeling anxious/panicy as I get to the kitchen
> have to force myself not to look at the kitchen knife holder.
> holding onto an open cupboard with erratic breathing like I'm about to cry and I'm looking all over the place
> telling myself 'its gonna be okay' over and over yet the feeling doesn't stop.
> get my pretzel sticks and sunkist finally and take a seat at the nearby table.
> still feel panicy and post about it on 4chan.
SOS. I can hear the knives talkin to me.
>>28341552
Here it is. Time for that good story.
>>28341516
Good meem m8, 10/10
Shit, I made a new thread cause I didn't think the bar was opening tonight.
Oh well, repostan it anyway:
>spent last ~6 years in isolation, 0 friends irl
>recently became good friends with girl at work
>she also has only 1-2 irl friends
>share a mutual pessimism and casual despair
>exchange robot-tier feels on a regular basis
>also similar interest in music/vidya/animation
>also also same sense of humor
>...and we're not at all attracted to eachother
I dunno why but that really makes me happy. I feel like I can be myself around her and not have to try to impress her all the time. It's definitely an obscure feel; I like her a lot, but not enough to want to be in a serious relationship. Either way, things are finally starting to look up for me.
Oh, right. Just a bottle of IBC for me, thanks.
>>28341312
I'll just have some water please
I tried talking to an OP who was considering a mass shooting/ suicide as an alternative to being around some girl he really hates. He's probably going to get V& and we may see him on the news later on this week but part of me still feels concerned for him and those around him even though he is a raging Autist.
>>28341312
I don't know drinks I don't go out much. Do you have a menu perchance?
>>28342957
I think you should continue on with this friendship that you have, having one is better than none. Also, are you guys not attracted to one another because you're both physically unfit or is it something else?
>>28341312
A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, please.
>>28341934
you know you've gottafuckyour sis, right?
how else will she know right from wrong?
>>28343394
Yeah, I'm not conflicted, I just felt the need to share that.
I don't fully understand why I'm not attracted to her, I mean she is very pretty and we have a lot in common, but I just don't. It's especially strange since none of my (very few) close friends in life have been girls, and most girls I do meet I feel so uncomfortable talking to, even if they're not attractive.
>>28341312
Just a Wild Turkey sour, thanks...
It's late again, and here I am again. What else is there to say. . .?
Except that, if I could, I want you all to know that I would do this IRL, even though we're all pretty fucked up, I know it would help and be a cozy time. Drink and rest easy fellas...
>>28343645
Why does everyone on here recommend that I fuck my sister when I mention her? She's probably the cutest sister in the world, but she's still my sister. However just for you guys that get off on this sort of degeneracy, I'll let you know that I haveheldherhandbefore
>tfw broke 9 month sobriety tonight
God damn I miss winter.
A guy was flirting with me earlier.
>He called me cute
>He found out I was trans and started to ignore me.
>I heard him talk about it with his friends, and he sounded so emasculated.
>Go on r9k to feel better and wallow in feels.
>Get bullied for being trans here, too
I would like whatever wine you have, please bartender.
>>28344277
>stupid retard trans faggot
>orders wine at a bar
>not even anything specific
>can't even narrow it down to white or red
Checks out
test in 9 hours that i havnt started studying for. GF has panic attack and doesnt think our relationship is going well. addicted to league of legends. dont have summer work.
coke and rum please.
>>28344277
Got a steam my confused homo sapian?
>>28341340
I thought alcohol is forbidden in judaism.
>Third night in a row that I can't sleep
>Partner is laying next to me out like a light
>So fucking tired, but everytime I close my eyes my heart starts racing
Melatonin doesn't work anymore. Pour me a drink that will knock me out?
>>28344899
you a fan of bleach?
So guys, i haven't signed into my old Facebook account in a good 4 years now.
However i haven't had any contact with my old friends in years now too and it's starting to really hit me just how much i fucked up and miss them.
Should i make a deal with the devil and sign back into normiebook? I mean, what else have i got to lose r-right?
Anyone else been in a similar situation?
>>28346187
Well, it's worth a try but don't expect much. I tried going back and people pretty much ignored me and my posts because too much time had gone past. Over 150 people totally ignored when it was my birthday, too. That didn't feel good.
Deactivated it again not long after that.
>>28346259
Yeah and this is what i'm afraid of. I think i'll still take the chance but damn i gotta go in accepting nothing like you.
