Vocaroo
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Vocaroo thread
Doing r8s and requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LK9Et7YvUo
>>28340389
I love these threads, op, thx for making one
I'm gonna post my shitty singing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wWYYP8cJOX
>>28340389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kB8nuy6vVH
>>28340389tfw you have autism speakhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yhjo2tXSwD
The moment when, after many years
of hard work and a long voyage
you stand in the centre of your room,
house, half-acre, square mile, island, country,
knowing at last how you got there,
and say, I own this,
is the same moment when the trees unloose
their soft arms from around you,
the birds take back their language,
the cliffs fissure and collapse,
the air moves back from you like a wave
and you can't breathe.
No, they whisper. You own nothing.
You were a visitor, time after time
climbing the hill, planting the flag, proclaiming.
We never belonged to you.
You never found us.
It was always the other way round.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ES5gosNwzW
>>28340525
cute talk more
read poems or lyrics
read a book
>>28340488
someone set this to a trap beat
>>28340578
it doesn't rhyme, so no.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HC8USpU8pv
>>28340605
there's some talent there but I think you could find a better vessel for it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZZdhMTrwaK
dont laugh, pls,
I made this music thing
It's actually just the same pattern with different arpeggiators added on top + bass and drums at one point
http://vocaroo.com/i/s095XDGW3iMo
the production may or may not be a mess
>>28340605
Masterful. Wonderful ending.
>>28340605
Stella is a lucky woman.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Ohs9iyCpY
OP reading random shit
>>28340488
do more i love your voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KoPEBayNt8 inb4 b&
>>28340704
I rather enjoyed that
origin commont
>>28340538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iWMh4Bva0Z
>>28340827
requests? weird that anyone would like it
>>28340870
fucking beautiful
>>28340870
holy kek
give us another one
Song me and my homie made
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OpzJxiwIsu
>>28340901
oh sheeeit yo whaddup?
IT'S
DAT
BOIIIIIIII
>>28340899
I dunno moan i guess
>>28340944
Sounds like mid 00's Atlanta rap.
Dem Franchize Boyz, is that you??
>>28340901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BqsYqPZYKg
>>28341021
MOAN?o-okay anonhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s08DkJ6y7NXN
I'd rather read more poems though
>>28340389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wv3XV7Jp84
t. Primary school elocution lessons
>>28340389
c-could a girl make a vocaroo where you bully me for being a kissless hugless beta virgin NEET?pls
>>28341119
gotchu covered senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EPkSTxOBl5
>>28341142
thanks, I think I'm ready to pull the trigger now
>>28341142
you have an attractive voice
i'm not into the femdom crap,
can you record some sub shit, begging for mercy maybe?
>>28341175
here, let me help you with that
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Buxe6eT7Uc
>>28341175
>>28341195
That's a clip from a porn. I can tell because I've watched a lot of humilation porn.
>>28341083
Here do this..
hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>28341198
>here, Iet me help you with that
>>28341195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qzHTTzrHTF
>>28341236
not from porn, just previous request threads.
>>28341236
Here's a custom /r9k/ one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qgR8QcHiNs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LyGzrrRcoY
>>28341238tfw stutter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15hLYYyXwt1
>>28341287
>you could never get enough good boy points to be with us
AHAHAHAHA
You sound like Amai Liu. I think that's why I thought you were from porn. Hot as fuck.
http://xhamster.com/movies/3639355/amai_sph_for_sissy_fag_losers.html
>>28341308
when you moan you sound like a girl
>>28341238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07hOoa94brX
>>28341396
i don't know if i should apologize or not for that
>>28341423
what gender are you dood?
>>28341459
uhmtf
>>28341466
you sound like a cocksucker
>>28341466
I am hers, and she is mine.
Every time I look into her in the eye,
Lo and behold I see a woman, not a guy.
I am hers, and she is mine.
I am the luckiest man in the entire world
My sweetheart is one very beautiful girl.
I am hers, and she is mine.
I know I am a straight man, even though people call me gay
Not so, she was always a woman, from the very first day.
I am hers, and she is mine.
Anyone who has a problem with our love can pound sand,
This woman completes me, I love it when I take her hand.
I am hers, and she is mine.
Every day I am thankful for our relationship and love
The woman of my life is as pure and graceful as a dove
I am hers, and she is mine.
Running through my mind nonstop is my beautiful girlfriend when we are apart,
And when we are together she knows how to excite my heart.
I am hers, and she is mine.
Not one ounce of a male do I see in her from head to toe.
She is 110% female, and if you disagree, you will become my foe.
I am hers, and she is mine.
For she is as beautiful, in my eyes, as any supermodel
And my favorite thing to do with her, is watch a movie and cuddle.
I am hers, and she is mine.
Gone are the days where she had to worry if she will ever find a mate
Since you are mine, and I am yours, now that we are together this has to be fate.
She is mine, and I am hers.
>>28341529
i also don't know if i should apologize for that or noti also feel like no matter what gender i was, that would be the response
>>28341529
She's mine cocksucker
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLx1Fsft76
>>28341538
no matter how hard I try, I cannot find a rhythm for this.
>>28341580
ok srry ill choose a better song.
>>28341574
refracting
>>28341574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H3bIkx2PRh
>>28340870
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iWMh4Bva0Z
>waterfag
LMAOing at ur life
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jC4NoD3NBX
>>28341580
You used to call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city,
You got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
'Cause ever since I left the city,
you started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
>>28341643
pretty much as coherent as pol will ever get.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hQoKJvW1fD
muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original, because you once posted this vocaroo about 4 months ago.
>>28341608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07P9dHkg24o
>>28341619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m8YmZHkGQD
>>28341641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lqRi5Oo9sY
>>28341648
i'm shit but i love singing this stupid fucking song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QrRo4oMTsL
original dead thread
why did everyone stop posting?
>>28343480
just died
post something, I'll read it
>>28343595
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders
and you better believe my post is fucking original
>>28343659
to get the thread going, I'll do the first stanza. other anons do the other two and I'll clip them together.
if we could switch each line that'd be amazing
>>28343659
I'd like to thank the kekmaster who wrote that.
>>28343727
forgot the link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qHHrMfAbynoriginal
>>28341835
Oh god, what episode is that from?
>>28343873
not sure, sorry senpai.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RjHFPvNBHd
>>28344667
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zfl6ZwLXlY
>>28344732
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iFxvvDzoCN
Post your best loli voices saying "Senpai, cum in my ass and call me obama"
>>28344917
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07inFztlCf4
>>28344875
anytime
oregano roast
>>28345031
gonna have to speak louder than that sweetie
>>28345031
absolutely brilliant, thanks anon
>>28340944
i really liked this, it sounded like you guys had a lot of fun making it
>>28345144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bASaWi9Djl
more enthusiasm
less loli sounding
eh
>>28345031
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LNccOskXCU
>>28345368
awful
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