>tfw don't live in the USA
lol u dont wanna live there young man.
>tfw live in New Mexico
>don't live in a rural area in Scandinavia
I'm a foreigner living here buddy. Its not really worth the move unless you live in Djibouti or something.
I'll be frank. I'm looking for a robot to sudoku with. My only requirements are that you live in the US. I have enough money to travel anywhere in the country. Pls respond
>>28339305
>tfw hand refuses to cut arm
>tfw carotid arteries are hidden too deep
>tfw all good jumping spots are exposed
>tfw swallowing pills would take commitment over a couple of minutes
>tfw don't know chemistry and can't cook poison
>tfw police don't leave guns lying around
>tfw poisonous plants take days to kill
>Have finals next week
>End of semester tests at the end of this week
>I have no idea what I'm doing
>Have to keep a 3.7 GPA to not disappoint family
am i dead yet
>>28339578
So basically Mexico.
What do you think is so great about living in the USA?
It's not exactly paradise.
>>28339305
Oh, wait... this thread is about things that make you suicidal. I thought OP's point was how he can't get a gun...