It would be fucking hilarious if after a school shooting.
and kids are back from their 2-3 week break.
Another school shooting happens immediately at the same school.
Just imagining their faces is priceless, why hasn't this been done yet?
didn't think I'd laugh but it's such a ridiculous scenario
"Oooh boy here we go again!" *Scooby-Doo running-in-place sound effect*
>>28339152
>>28339817
Holy shit KEK
The normies would be in for a wild ride
>>28339152
Simpsons did it
>>28339876
>another one the 2-3 weeks after that
The ride never ends.
>>28340156
>Alright you guys, this is getting ridiculous stop shooting the school up!
>>28340199
this sounds like it could be the greatest black comedy movie ever
>autist shot up my school again! xDDD
They get a 2-3 week break? What if you're in the middle of exams?
>>28340275
You get shot senpai
>>28340328
If they didn't get PTSD the first time, then they will this time.
>>28340275
>exam day
>"Okay I know there was a shooting here recently, but we should really get this test done and..."
>[student sitting in one of the back rows slowly starts pulling out a gun]
>>28340156
Endo was such a boss
inb4 op gets v& for this post
>>28340496
fdsahgaqgewqig
>>28339152
Maybe this hasn't been done yet because nobody wants to shoot up a school?
It's all fun and games until your friend or family member attending school dies
>>28340588
Spot the lifecuckfuck off normie
>>28340588
Obviously some people do, funnily there have been unrelated serial killers working in the same town.
>that one kid finally returning to school after getting shot in the arm and legs
>ah it's good to be back in a now shooting free schoo- OH FUCK
>>28340832
> mfw returning to school after surviving the first shooting.
watch your edges, guys, you might cut someone
Wait, what if there's a school shooting, the kids come back to school after their 2-3 week vacation, then immediately upon returning there's another shooting and 2-3 week vacation and then - get this - there's immediately ANOTHER school shooting when the kids get back. lmao just image these kids getting btfo a THIRD fucking time. Seriously these kids are going to school to learn and you would think they would have learned by now not to get involved in a school shooting lmao image these little faggots coming home from school and telling their parents there was another school shooting again I'd probably be pissed and enroll them in another shool lmao
>>28341224
>and then it happens again in each one of the schools they transfer to
>one of the most positive threads i've seen on /r9k/ in a while
>it's about school shootings being funny
never change robots
>>28340588
some people don't have any friends or family...
no reason to live either
>>28339152
>yfw the second shooter is the first shooters identical twin
>>28340832
>>28341224
>the same kid keeps getting shot and surviving each time
>Aw man, not again!
>>28341325
rifk
Unorigine.exe
>>28339152
Holy fucking shit
I spit out my beer
Never change /r9k/
>forgot to study for after school starts again
>light off fire crackers and hit the alarm on test day
"oh no another shooter! run away to home!"
OP might've just came up with a great game idea
what if one day two unrelated kids started shooting up the school? Would they team up or face off?
>ding
>attention robot high school, we will have an assembly regarding the April 26 incident at 10:30am
>attendance is mandatory
>thank you for your co-operation
>the assembly begins
>"Anon Thunderkun was trapped under a desk while Elliot killed every other member of his class.
>Anon, would you mind coming on stage and saying a words about your experience?
>not at all, coach Chad
>*smirks* nothin personel kid *cocks gun*
>mfw i'm in the bathroom taking a dump both times
Wait wait wait
What if we had a school shooting and after everyone comes back we kept calling the police anonymously telling them you saw a kid with a gun there everyday for a month, the police would have to evacuate the school every day and when they are finally fed up and stop coming we shoot the school for reals again
>>28341620
>yfw school shooter-kun's last location was a bathroom and shot the literal shit out of a few dudes
What if you shot up a ton of schools in the same area all at the same time
the cops couldn't do shit cuz you shot them all up
THEN YOU DO IT AGAIN A WEEK LATER
>>28341577
>bullied girl and boy find love when they both decide to shoot up their school on the same day
once in a generation romantic comedy material
>my face when the cops walk in on their sex scene
>>28341675
You cheeky devil
>>28341577
What if one kid shoots the school and the other kid who was going to shoot the school kills him out of spite and then when he is going to shoot the school everyone treats him as a hero so he decided not to do it after all
>>28341546
school shooter tycoon
>youtuber gets brilliant idea
>school shooting prank in the hood gone wrong
>pretends to shoot up inner city school
>students shoot back
>cops come and arrest them
>30 million views on youtube
romanatwood make it happen
>>28341594
The second school shooting would be even crazier with everyone assembled to talk about the shooting event, and safety.
They're all bunched up together without much room to run.
>>28341691
A school shooter falls in love with a girl school shooter.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's weapon. Never minding the strange slavshit, he immediately gives her a getaway plan and an alibi, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's victims to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he was shooting with is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has slaughtered a billion normies in previous school shootings, who too is blissfully unaware of her highscore.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to brag to each other their darkest, most sick killshots in order to equip the other with the skills they need to conquer every school in every alternate universe. While the two chase down their victims, DARPA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of SCHOOLSHOOTINGS.
>>28340588
its a honeypot thread bruh, its real obvious.
>>28341831
Complete and utter masacre . bet they'll chill with the fucking assemblies after that
>>28341877
This thread is too grand for authorities to take seriously
>>28339152
>His chin is a lemon
what would happen if every student decided to shoot up the school on the same day?
>>28341998
fqugeqgew
>tfw you try to beg for death but both times you say the safe word you didn't even know existed.
>>28341998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cywjPGD2lvo
Lmao put me in the Reddit screencap
You're all pussies by the way
>>28342031
>yfw you shoot some guy dead and his hand falls from the inside of his desk holding a gun
>>28339152
What if the teacher shoots up the school
He would be like you fuckers think you will show up one day and kill me because I made you ask every group if you could join them? Guess again fuckers
>>28341714
>happy negro
Semi-oldfag detected
>>28340239
I agree, good sir, that it would
I've always imagined this happening.
Or maybe two shooters accidentally pick the same day to shoot up a school.
>"Well, ONE of us has to change!"
>laugh track
>>28341224
Wait, wait, get this. during the first school shooting, the stacy class president gets raped in front of the corpse of her chad boyfriend, but the shooter lets her live. And when the next shooting happens 2-3 weeks later, she gets raped a second time.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to school in 2-3 weeks
>>28343565
School ends for me in 2-3 weeks
>>28342118
Why did this make me laugh
>this fucking thread
i love you guys
