Post in this thread and ill tell you your love fate
Its my birthday edition so fates will be happy
I HAVE TO GET HOME
>>28338958
hello.
tell me
>>28339286
Since you were the only one to come to my birthday party ill give you a special service.
Love: you have high chances with a blonde, skinny girl. She is kinda dull tho. I feel like if she sits a lot? So probably doesnt work in anything physical. To meet her you should let life fucking happen. There will be others. If you want her heart, act like a man with a project. Losing that chance will get you a braidedgirl who is ok with everything.
Money: i need sum lmao.
YOUR TAROT CARD: The lovers. Something about relationships lmao. You must sacrifice something. Also, is the value of happiness in being rich, in being experienced or in something else?
Extra: dont get drunk
Your death: will come so dont worry relax and live
Heart failure probs
If your dad is alive take care of him. Small dogs will give luck if they are fuzzy. Your lucky number is 34 lmao.
There.
cool, tarot cards.
I'll take a reading. Doesn't have to be happy though, just be honest.
Happy birthday anon, hope it's been good!
Use your witch powers to read my fortune.
Pls op
And happy birthday
Please fate woman tell me my fate also happy birthday :)
tell me what i already know
I always post in this thread.
You never gave me my fate yesterday
>>28338958
Gimme gimme dat fate spaghetti!
>>28340217
You are destined to a life of despair.
Card: The Hangman
I need my f8 m8.
Please tell me senpai
Im a KV faggot
Also happy birthday anon
>>28338958
happy birthday op
please tell me about how I'm going to die alone so that I can give up once and for all
>>28338958
Happy birthday anon, hope it is/was good
now pls gib fate
Happy birthday!
Please read me gently.
>>28338958
>tfw an hour too late
I don't really care, I've given up on any intimacy, I know I won't be able to support a relationship. It's just gonna be me and my warm hands
OP HERE
Guests are coming
Imma cry
Anyways ill have my bday dinner now so waitoo sorry
Love you all
The cake is delicious
>>28340324
The guests are you all btw, i dont invite people to my house lmao
>>28340320
Oh I can't forget the happy birthday. May you find happiness where I never will. Hope the foods nice, is it a humble bday or something big >>28340324 ?
>>28340134
>>28340185
>>28340212
>>28340213
>>28340217
>>28340228
>>28340230
>>28340259
>>28340273
>>28340280
>>28340303
>>28340310
well this is weird. No matter how many times I shuffled, I keep drawing the same card.
>>28338958
Please dear god let me not end up like everyone else in my life.
>>28338958
WASTING TIME FEELS GOD WASTING TIME FEELS GOD
>>28340412
What would that card be?
Considering I'm sleeping with a coworker who has a boyfriend...I already know it's a bad outlook
Here, since OP is a faggot.
free-tarot-reading.net/free
>>28340494
SPECIAL OP WARNING
That post is not mine
Then again i usually dont read tarot because of some fate reasons but maybe he does?
Anyways im eating pasta in bed now ill get to fate you all in a while, sorry
>>28340554
It's k, I hope that pasta was at least kinda tasty.
>>28340554
I hope you choke on it and incur brain damage from the lack of oxygen. Happy birthday.
>>28338958
Please tell me my fate op.
Also, happy birthday.
Hippy bathday you dirty bastard!
Gib me dats reed
>>28340533
I don't know if I'm gonna make it
>>28340109
K time to go edgar
Duma key is such a good novel
Oh ill read your card, but i dont like tarot very much
But lets see.
THE STAR: Faith. Hopes. A chance for inspiration. Adaptation. You are a main character now, congratss.
On the future i see economic problems tho but for now relax
>>28340134
Thank you anon so far i did nothing lmao
>>28340212
Oook
Your love is PETITE AF.
I doubt she is asian tho.
She will fuck your life up so trust me, dont look for her
Moody but cute
>>28340185
You will be enthralled by a girl who will use you for her evil deeds. DONE DIRT CHEAP.
I also see a dick.
Is that yours?.
Hm.
Anyways to avoid it, you cant avoid it so prepare to become punished and cooler.
>>28340213
MAKE ME
Your fate is in forming process.
Like clay?
Actually i saw clay so im guessing that
It could become a monstruous fate or a happy one
It all depends on one happy girl
.
Tell me kind Tarot anon. I'm also a Tarot reader, so this will be interesting.
I'm a Cancer.
Tell me OP. Tell me. I'm in a huge rut. But tell me.
tell me please op
happy birthday
>>28340217
The world is round
Money makes most happiness.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
One cannot conquer fate without accepting it.
Pandas are evil.
Cute tho
>>28340230
Ayyyy lmao mama mia io dello fontana onna mochacha muyyyy sabrossia dela cerdena una escalera she will love pero tu irasso mui escondido note piache placenta hija sexy? Filia filia moda fashion she italiana capusti?
>>28340228
YOU REJECTED MY DATE.
CURSED FOREEVEEEEEEEEEEER.
Your love is dumb but fun.
Determined to see you live.
To meet her.
Her...
Him?
Idk.
Conquer death.
>>28340259
And fate needs you anon
But i cant. Read. You. Now. .
So scary.scary scary.
Im like wetting myself and not in a good way.
>>28340280
There is a 2/10 chances of you not dying alone.
I mean yes alone because of the divorce.
Do you like videogames? Dont ask me how but i could help you if you do.
Love love love.
>>28341362
>Ayyyy lmao mama mia io dello fontana onna mochacha muyyyy sabrossia dela cerdena una escalera she will love pero tu irasso mui escondido note piache placenta hija sexy? Filia filia moda fashion she italiana capusti?
I have no idea what you just said
>>28341362
ok yeah a divorce makes sense. Nothing ever works out for me in the end. I do like to play video games, but I'm pretty shit at them. Help me Op
>>28341433
I don't know why but this turns me on.
Origatoni.
>>28338958
Happy birthday anon!
How fucked am I?
>>28340273
Thanks anoooooon
After around 5 shitty abusive disgusting obnoxious slutty bad relationships you will settle with a mature person who knows their shittttrtrttjrjdbrjrjdjfnfififej FUCK GOD AND EVERYONE HAAJASJS
Sorry.
I love god tho. Btw dont kill yourself ever, its sad. Do you hate your mom?
>>28340303
Thanko danko
She is a waitress
On germany. Nice jugs. Tits. Boobs. Those.
To make her fall for you, be a militar?
Yeah weird
Probably wouldnt reccomend.
Being skinny would help.
>>28340310
I gently kiss your forehead and caress your cheek. And i whisper to your ear:
NOT QUITE MY TEMPO.
NOW ARE YOU RUSHING OR DRAGGING ANON?
>>28340320
Its another day.
Hands are great lmao
But i see a girl for you. She will suck at sex tho so dont go for that.
And. You will leave her. Maybe.
Her family is shit. Dont get too jealous. To meet her, go to the city where theatres are a big thing.
>>28340413
Ask for a book to a girl.
I cant see more about it.
Also, leave. Leave anon. Never return. Leave and dont look back. I mean it. Please.
Please give my life some direction anon. Happy birthday
Tell me pls fampai
>>28338958
At the end of the road
Will there be a warm hand
Waiting for mine?
Please op, tell me my fate!
Happy birthday anon
original comment holy fuck
Happy birthday OP, thanks for all you've done.
Tell me please desu
orig
Happy birthday love fate guy.
I like how dedicated you are to your threads.
Please tell me who awaits me.
>>28338958
Happy birthday OP
Also please tell.
OP HERE
Give me some minutes sorry
Im receiving bday calls and stuff sorry
Sorry sorry sorry
>>28342383
Its OK op, I'm
>>28341245
I forgot to wish you a happy birthday.
So happy birthday. I'm glad you were born OP. Glad you're here. Hope you make happiness for yourself, or find it.
Please wise OP, tell me my future in the world of love.
Give me a reason to keep living anon, I fucking dare you.
p-please, op, I NEED to know
ookay do me op. Also happy birthday
So, what will it be for me?happy birthday by the way, anon!
Alright, but will telling me change my fate?
>>28338958
Happy bday, anon. Tell fate please
Happy birthday, anon.
Please tell me my love fate if you would.
>tfw you love somebody you work with
What an excruciating feel.
>>28338958
Onegai OP-kun
>>28338958
Happy birthday anon
Lay it on me
>>28342976
Also, happy birthday, I've always loved your threads
>>28340452
GOD FEELS GOOOD OGOFOGI
YOUR QT WILL IGNORE YOU BECAUSE SHE LOVES GOD SO TO GET HER BECOME A GOD
THATS EASY TO DO THO
she has green eyes and is crazy af
>>28340516
damn yes
actually not so much
you are doing what life says you must do?
anyways dont sweat it
relax
RELAX LMAO
YOU ARE EVIL
>>28340533
>trusting internet and not my tits
>>28340610
salty like an ice cream
>>28340642
THANKS
AND
THANKS
>>28340671
you will be resentful for a good while but eventually you will find some devious fun in people around you and in the paths of life, turning you somehow into a benevolent figure that will make in turn that your soul gets a raise in the soul market
thats it lmao
i should make an income on you
>>28340759
im a dirty mess lmao no
OK READ LETS GO
YOU MUST EMBARK IN A JOURNEY
ITS EMBARK A WORD?
I JUST MAKE SHIT UP WITH WORDS SORRY
ANYWAYS AND THERE YOU WILL OVERCOME DEPRESSION AND CONQUER YOURSELF AND GET A QT WHO YOU WILL HAVE TO DUMP
THEN A SISTERLY QT MIGHT COME
>>28341205
but i dont like doing tarot
i dont
i dont
anyways i see either resolution and overcoming through averageness and being awake or self pity and swallow sucess with a hint of madness so idfk dont cross red doors or orange doors
>>28342497
I FELT warm?
thanks anon
wait what the fuck
WHAT THE FUCK
did you make that avatar? what does it represent?
this is important
>>28341337
thanks
you know that feeling when you buy a book and you kinda wanna read it but also are too busy with sttuff you you leave it hanging and the book its there waiting collecting dust and from time to time you see ita dnt think stuff like oh ill read it eventuslu but then its just there and people ask and you eitther said you readit long ago and dont remember or confess you didnt and the book is there there there and finally you are old and you open it and read it and either cry or feel is dull but its eventuallu the same and you cry cry cry?
well that
>>28341492
weird fetish anon
>>28341557
GENTLY FUCKED
she is on top
and moves her hips
GENTLY
whispering
GENTLE STUFF
like that
watch out for dresses that dont cover the knees
>>28341851
id go right
no wait, left
make a turn after the next station
then left again for a while
then north mostly
south maybe if you feel needy
then north and north and off you go
>>28341857
k
as long as the rock stands
dividing such a stream
and there lays, the blood in sand
and shatters every dream.
>tfw ill never have gf
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THO OP
>>28343321
Yeah I made it.
I think its someone I would like to meet, and love. See OP I'm like literally an autist. I'm 6'2'', wide shoulders, muscley, but with proper social interaction it all falls apart I can do the superficial stuff but I wish I could experience real love, have genuine conversations and "bee myself".
I just want someone that makes me feel alive, and I want to make that person feel alive. So I made someone I'd like to meet. Maybe that avatar represents someone I'd like to BE.
Sorry for being confusing. Why is it important? Please tell me more. Why the "WHAT THE FUCK"? I can go into more detail if necessary.
>>28341882
im so tired
so tired offfffffffffffffffffffffff
at the end there is only nothingness my darling
but before it
yes, hands
warm
soft
touching faces
and
begone, evil spirit
lie lie lie
>>28341892
ONLY IF YOU ARE A FAGGOT
lmao
yes
thats how you can meet the love of your life
DO NOT MAKE QUESTIONS
sorry you can question stuff i was jk
but i wont answer
>>28341901
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS OH MY GOD OH GOD GOD THANKS ANON HOLY FUCK thats it
you will make a girl very happy
she has an expensive watch
yeah thats not a good hint but sorry
>>28342109
thanks to you anon
you make my lungs say oki doki
heart
i meant heart lmao
anyways to get your love buy a slave loli
yes
and rape her first but then be lovey and not obnoxious
i know you wont and thats great, but thats the way
also yeah, dont
>>28342157
your girl lies on top of a green place
and she likes granola
and she sings but sucks at singing
to meet her
be tall
yeah
weird?
not tall as in just tall
i dont get it
>>28338958
happy birthday!
gibe me my fate, really hopping that something changes after 19 years
>>28342192
YOYOYOYO
YAYO YAYO
some guy will want to fight you?
maybe even
A SON?
but something is off about it so dont take it in a literal way
very off
also, if you want to find love, go to a desolate place and kill the stern woman with your own loneliness
NOT A GUY THO
>>28342197
kthnkx
your LOVE is the EMPRESS of the GALACTIC EMPIRE. She has WHITE EYES and WHITE HAIR and WHITE PUBES.
She rules with her IRON FIST, the SHATNAX ALTAI. She has devastated countless worlds. Her powers involve energy creation and matter manipulation. She is revered as the GODDESS OF ENDINGS.
To meet her, lay your weight unto the sun.
>>28342539
kkk
lmao racism
racism is bad
im not seeing anything anon but
i see a skinny girl
like reaaaally skinny
nice eyes and a big forehead?
and she is important somehow
but i dont know how
>>28342545
food is tasty
books are interesting
fiction is fun
learning, exploring, playing
masturbation
the mere gift of experiencing everything, even pain
killing
laughter and cries
>>28342553
she is super mad rn
and her eyebrows are cute
probably a redhead
GOOD LUCK
to meet her
read fate
>>28338958
Talk to me
Tfmfnfgjkgfdsv
Give it to me magic card man.
>>28338958
Im ready to learn something new Robro hit me up plox
happy birthday anon
fug you bitch ass robot
happy birthday
what's today's fortune?
Make my poor fortune right, magic man.
>>28342566
DO YOU?
ok
ALLOW ME TO SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE
like a ghost outfit
ANON MIRRORS ARE THERE FOR SOMETHING
LOOK INTO THE MIRROR
or
something about a mirror?
maybe she looks like you
im not sure
i only see a mirror
>>28342592
END OF PASSION CRUMBLING AWAY
MASTER MASTER
CONFORM IT FASTER
MASTER MASTER
MASTER OF PUPPETS IS PULLING THE STRINGS
WHERE ARE THE DREAMS? MASTER MASTER
you
thanks anon sorry
>>28342976
YES! it probably will
telling fate is awful lmao
thanks for the love i love you too anon
i used a song
i normally use songs because it reflects the feel
for you its also a song but ill say it better
trust you will seek, and you will find
every day for you something new
open mind for a different view
but everything else does matter, right?
search for ponytails
>>28343031
make me
you fucking idiot
i fucking hate youuuuu lmao i see a girl with two braids who sleeps a lot
brown hair
NICE TITS
sleeps
she was raped
>>28343042
oh oh oh
i see actually good luck anon
idk if with her but you will have luck with love eventually
after a couple of sad stuff
so be strong! and have fun!
remember boats and the color red are important
>>28343045
nani sore?
ommedeto
baka, kisama temme arigato desu ne?
subarashi tuskete teio wa kono da
sheer heart attack
jakutei wa nai
>>28338958
I'm posting in this thread now OP, tell me my fate!
>>28343736
>kkk
>lmao racism
>>racism is bad
>im not seeing anything
>like reaaaally skinny
>nice eyes and a big forehead?
OP confirmed for the real thing, holy cow.
>>28343070
she is an old fashioned girl
who dreams about you
and draws you
she is good at drawing but
she is losing herself in her own mind
there is no going back from that
>>28343401
BUT YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL not
sorry
but you will have a relationship tho and that might change things?
fate is decided when fate has happened so relax
NEVER RELAX AROUND FATE
also search for a girl whose hair look like wings
dont ask
>>28343462
sorry sorry
one day lets say someone put those marks on me to represent my soul
the marks mean
"Do not allow good or evil to divide your soul in two."
Im not sure if its helpful in any way but i was just surprised of seeing it there.
>>28343579
girlfriend
sort of job
some friends you dont really care about
a good life
sense of selfishness
sense of wonder
>>28343742
hi anon how are you
do you feel ok?
do your feet hurt?
im kinda tired but fine
love
lmao
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>>28343736
>food is tasty
>books are interesting
>fiction is fun
>learning, exploring, playing
>masturbation
>the mere gift of experiencing everything, even pain
>killing
>laughter and cries
>tfw other people get an obvious "you get a gf" and you get 'masturbation'
T-Thanks op
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8Y34uWZvu
>>28338958
I can feel the void.
What's my fate?
Please op I need some direction in my life
Plus I am feeling like absolute chewed up shit from being sick, see if the cards say anything because holy shit I just want to be healthy again
>>28343788
your waifu dies after a train crashes her stupid fucking head in the pavement choo choo motherfucker blood and gore everywhere im so happy that fucking bitch died god yes god yes
love you!
>>28343806
TIME FOR LEARNING
DID YOU KNOW...?
That spiders actually know where to walk around her webs? That the lights on comet doesnt mark their trajectory? That there are some ants who carry honey on their asses and that honey is edible? That queen bees can also be virgins and in that case they hunt other virgin queen bees? That instant noodles are considered japan best invention?
>>28343824
gracias
bueno basicamente, tu futuro esta en un punto derisivo, pero podes direccionarlo bien si das los empujones necesarios. entendes? asi que yo diria que ajustes tu carril y vayas en picada hacia el futuro lmao. en este caso, seria tomar riesgos, aunque no te guste, hacelo.
>>28343836
a chinese man will try to laugh behind your back, but dont worry
IS THAT ALL
WHAT THE FUCK FATE I THOUGH WE HAD SOMETHING BETJNRWGLK
sorry
>>28343878
while im not seeing much money in your future indeed, i do see a happy family?
something like that and
a spy
of some kind so beware of that
also a trap
this is getting weird
am i going to lose my mind? it's something i've been thinking about a lot lately
>>28343903
Boats and red...
I'll try to keep this in mind.
I hope it does work out with her, though. But if there is someone better out there... I'd hate to let this one go, though.
thank you again.
Tell me foul sorcerer what you see
>>28344009
great, meaningless life with gf for me
...thats okay i guess
If you're still telling fortunes, I'd love to hear mine. If not, that is okay too. Happy birthday, OP.
Come on op
Tell me
Sounds interesting, hit me.
>>28343922
your dick will have problemsssssss
but relax
thats kinda weird to say right?
sorry
anyways, also, you will be ok with love
i prefer not to spoil to not fuck your shit up lmao
>>28344055
thats a very nice accent anon
>>28344061
A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL
FROM A VILLAGE
WAVY HAIR
KINDA STRONG?
AND SHE WILL LIVE A LOT
GO FOR HER
she must be sold to you for peace
>>28344083
i know that feeling anon
im sick all the time
so i cant help with that actually
as for direction
given how you are right now, the directions say for you to move north
foward
and search for a project of some kind
full of misteps
but it will work
as for love, the rain makes things unclear
>>28344100
you will lose your mind if you think about it too much so dont think it lmao are you thinking about it? stop dont think it ok lets do this together think of something else and not how your mind is slowly slipping away oh fuck no wait lets think about a happy hippo, see? he is very happy and sings like crazy, like a madman wait no shit, THINK about sex A MESSY PUBEdkndjf no wait that will make it worse actually idk just relax and sleep im not sure sorry i tried to help
>>28344124
a laptop
a cellphone
my eyes kinda hurt
books everywhere
a coat and some shorts im not wearing
as for you, try college for love, doesnt matter your age
i fully nocturnal but am probably too well off to post here
should i have a love fate?
>>28344281
What does the girl look like?
>>28344281
>thats a very nice accent anon
Then why don't i have a gf?
Checkmate atheist.
Does this thing still on?
I came here to know my fate.
>tfw some anon gets a 13 year old loli wife and you got nothing from your fate
FUCKING FATECHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIE-FATES GET OFF MY BOARD
Please delight me with my love fate and tell me the good news thank you I love you *kiss*
>>28344336
>>28338958
Also happy BD OP!
OP here im feeling kinda dizzy so please allow me to rest for a couple of minutes sorry
love you all
is so cold here
>>28338958
Haven't had much hope with my love life lately. I find myself stalking more.
Please
I'm bi
>>28344390
are you drunk?
origami norotami
pls give tell
>>28344219
long time ago i read this porn thing
it was about 3 girls and one got brutally raped by a clown, the other was mind controlled by an old man and then a third one was raped by a huge monster lmao
well your love life is like that
so much for good analogies
>>28344227
TO GET A GOOD FUTURE YOU MUST WEAR A TOP HAT
AND KILL CATS
YEAH THAT
ALSO DONT BE FAT
>>28344242
i dropkick you
there is a girl for you
she has mid lenght hair and her voice is somewhat raspy but she is kinda a beauty
she is alone and likes that so beware
she lives near a parking lot
act cool
she has no expressions I KNOW THAT FEELING
>>28344308
everyone should! not
the one for you
is
sorry im seeing this huge bat creature who screams and disturbs everything
i think there is an evil spirit surrounding you anon
or someone you are close to
>>28344316
BECAUSE FATE
>>28344336
thanks anononon
your girl is short yeah
and she plays music
she is very serious about it
and
wait
i also see a guy
well
thats weird
a guy with angry eyes
IM SO CONFUSED TODAY
Happy Birthday. Mine was a few weeks ago.
>>28338958
Hello friend, what is up? I know a few things, how about you?
>>28344840
a guy D:!?
angry?
Is she a qt3.1415926535
Ight, tell me please
>>28344840
thanks for the second fortune.
>tfw I get TWO fortunes.
>>28344350
kiss kiss smooch kiss hug kiss
okay
you have a girl with very long hair
works for her family
likes milk
will also hug you a lot
she jumps and jumps
kinda young now
kinda too young but still cute
an alice sort of gal
to meet her
drink milk
from there
>>28344396
YOU ARE LIKE A BRAKE TRAIN
YOU FEELING NO PAIN
WE FEEL YOUR HEATWAVE
DONT STAY
ANYTHING NEAR TO YOU
YOU ARE REALLY SOMEONE
YOU ARE STEEL
SO WHY DOESNT SHE COME AND TRY TO BEND YOU, IF SHE CAN (no way)
YOU DONT FEEL
BEFORE YOU KNOW ITS ALL OVER
GET OUT OF HER WAY
STREET WALKING
NIGHT STALKING
>>28344458
WELL IM A VEGAN AND WHAT
SO WHAT
jk im not a vegan
there is a guy and a girl for you
and they are both in a relationship now
both have dark hair
kinda hairy
and are tall
thats it
>>28344493
im drunk on FATE
no im not
but my health is kinda shit
>>28344506
ok ill give you a tell
this is the tell of a baraeh
a baraeh was a powerful heroine who was sent to defeat the evil monster who had rafffjlf her land
she went there and fought the monster, but he proved himself stronger
she begged for her life, but the monster crushed her head against a wall
the sassy girl who you will meet in that warm room is the reincarnation
of the monster
>>28344840
thank you
hopefully the evil spirit bat creature isn't a vampire
or has rabies.
enjoy your night
>>28344966
396 here. Thanks? I appreciate your time confuscious. Happy Birthday.
>>28338958
Oh OP, you up and left so soon last time. Will you tell me mine now?
>>28338958
Alright I'll bite,
I need to think something can be good today.
>>28338958
OP still here?
do me!
Please do me, and happy birthday
OP here
Sorry im in bed now
Maybe if the thread is up tomorrow i will?
Fate is a bitch. Love you all and suck MY TIBFFJFBFRS not. Remember to eat healthy and do gym.
op is my new spiritual guru and sensei.
tell me pls senpaiog comment
>>28346242removebot2016
give me something that isn't related to my love life pls
OP you think i'll see my love again?
>>28338958
5"4 and skinny tell me my fate
Pls tell me, anon
Also, happy birthday.Belated birthday.
how can i find happiness?
>>28348412
just be yourself anon.
orinario sistematico
Can i please have mine anon?
This comment is original.
>>28344097
How will I die and what age? Oh and will I ever get a GF or will I die alone in my apartment like I think I will? If I do get a gf, how will she be like?
Tell me I'll die alone
where has the op gone
I'd like to know my fate
>>28338958
Tell me OP I can't take it anymore
I don't know what I'm asking for, but what can you say about my fortune or fate, kind OP?
Also have a happy birthday, while it lasts.
Mwah! Happy Birthday Anon!
Please let me know my fate
>>28341732
Ayyyy thanks op, hope the nights treating you well
>sucks at sex
No bother, I have no libido
>bad family
Same
>leave
Huh, possibly, considering my attitude towards thingsdoes she leave me?
>don't jet jealous
Yah I can see that, got into a big fuss with someone because I wasn't treated as an equal friend and felt used (was a Stacy, was probably a beta orbiter)
>theatres
Huh, no clue there, love in the gta, maybe I'll travel a bit
Is a possible gf, but would I want her and vice versa?
Sorry if you can't answer this, I just wanted to respond. How are these fates read btw? I'm curious mister. Can you read your own? How specific can you get? Any other topics we can ask you about?tfw a you wake up and thread is still alive
Posting in this thread and being original
Hey OP, I've got a girl in mind. Is she the one?
does she like me? or is it all in my head
OP HERE SORRY ILL BE WITH YOU ALL IN A WHILE
>>28355028
>>28344009
That is actually helpful. I've been having a lot of conflict regarding that lately. Its really helpful.
So any info on my possible future love? Maybe I die alone? If things work out I become a prosthetics researcher and end up selling a design or two, but most likely I will end up with a degree in science to be a geologist (easy career path for someone like me). I really am trying for med school though.
>>28344859
thanks and happy birthday in advance retrocess advance retrocess
thats how you must go in life, advance andfj rkretrocess is not a word right?
go back
advance
go back
advance
as for girls, marriage sooner than you expect
>>28344895
i know nothing
im like jon snow
so about that
revival might come
and your girl is a failure sorryy
>>28344940
you missed the big chance already
but you still can take the wheel of fate and make it obey your allmighty will
to do that
wait you cant
my bad lmao
enjoy random stuff
comfy life
but fun comfy
>>28346099
hi moth person creature thing
for you there was an older person
idk how much old
also
i feel like if you two met already or shall never meet?
so thats weird
a sense of danger in you, ranger
>>28346156
THERE IS A BLONDE
ANGRY AF GIRL
WHO SCREAMS A LOT
AND SHE IS
THE ONE
SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
i guess she likes metal but i could be wrong
...
no pics for the time being
Happy yesterbirthday
Will I find a boyfriend
>>28346171
your love was lost when hernan cortez defeated the aztecs long ago
she was 12 back then
she will be reborn in this world in 8 years
good luck
>>28346185
D-DO YOU
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME LMAO
ok
while i dont see love right now
there is a mystery around you
like, interact with stuff
and the end shall come
>>28346242
hi qt wanna hold hands
>>28346284
YOU BET I FUCKING AM
>>28346304
you are the owner of a lonely heart
much better than the owner of a broken heart
owner of a lonely heart
do not deceive your free will
just receive
>>28346339
d-dont
>>28347057
ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE A LITERAL PILE OF CASH ON A TABLE
>>28338958
Please do inform me senpai
Oregon Commentile
>>28347321
yeah, likely but
things wont go as you desire
in ways you cant imagine
>>28347392
slavery
you will be slaved by the Malcom Sisters
a trio of evil witches
and forced to work forever
turned into a grunting monster who has lost himself in mediocrity
noice
>>28347529
thanks anonon
for you there is a garden
and in that garden, a flower
if you take care of that flower
she will come to you
>>28348412
by not searching happiness, but peace of mind
peace of mind is the ultimate desire of everyone
you must accept fate
whatever it is
love your destiny, and grow stronger everytime
for no purpose except chaos itself
>>28349661
yup you cannnn
lmao
lmao at your future man
like omg
holy shit
really?
i cant see anything except a train and a tunnel
>>28355525
what the fuck?
I have to wait 22 years I guess
Ok. Please tell me, OP.
Ayyy oracle, you gave me some gr9 advice last time.. Pls tell me if this job will work out.. ;-;
honk honk pls gib fate
>>28350100
no, but you must meet a russian girl who likes anal
and she will probably leave you
wait then you do die alone
my bad
but everyone does so dont cry
anon are you crying?
>>28351254
TO HELL
IM PARTYING WITH SATAN
AND MAMMON
>>28351503
we all do
i cant see your fate but
i see got chances of you winning the lottery
so try it?
yup yop yap
>>28351682
BE STRONG ANON FOR FUCKS SAKE BE STRONG STRONG STRONG
i see your future
i see you old
in your comfy house
happy and peaceful
but
also nervous
because someone is coming
and will take you back
>>28351768
i see the color black
im not sure but i feel like your love likes jazz
something like that
as for fate
nights of fire and an intricate happiness
but also something i cant see
like a shadow in the woods
>>28352417
mwaaah
lmao
ok i let you
im letting you
there is a tower with several colors
they go changing all the time
and go up and up
the tower must be climbed
heaven and a bell awaits
do not go further
thats it!
>>28354177
BACK IN THE BLACK
HEEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
AND IM ROCKING PLAYING
cant read anything but something about a street
near a musseum
so search for that place
sorry its not very exact
>>28354598
YES TOTALLY GO FOR HER LMAO
>>28354915
YES TOTALLY GO FOR HER LMAO
>>28355028
YES TOTALLY GO FOR HER LMAO
>>28355139
i see two women
but its better if i dont say a thing anon
just live
>>28355418
THANKS YERSTER
yes
...
hmmm
also something off
i
eh
i feel like if something is really off
do not lie, now or in your future?
OFF OFF OFF
a silent person might come
>>28355530
YOU GET A QT WHO DRESSES IN A SUIT AND IS VERY DILIGENT AND A GOOD WORKER
old fashioned too
its looks somewhat masculine dunno why
dont
smells like basil
>>28338958
Hey it's coat anon u remember me. Just chilling and smoking purp listening to prince
Fortune me up f a m
>>28355736
Oh you're still here op, do me next please. Also curious, can anons get multiple readings? Or can they ask for specifics? I don't know how this stuff worksI'm scared help
>>28355607
erszebet bathory was called the bloody countess
it is said she killed over 400 people but that number is probably an exaggeration
she was sentenced to prison for life
she used to bath on the blood of her maidens
she was a sadist
the married when she was very young
yes she
>>28355612
every job works out in some way or another but
yeah
for a good while enough it will so relax
and if dont
GO FOR A BACKFLIP
IM NOT KIDDING
DO A BACKFLIP
>>28355631
a girl will betray you
badly
sorry
>>28338958
does my oneitis actually like me or his he just pretending for attention?
>>28355759
hi coat anon
i do remember you a lot
but i wont fortune you sorry
MAYBE ASK AGAIN? then i wont know
but i feel as if you shouldnt
anyways i never listened to prince EVER
i do like bowie and michael and queen and sinatra and tiny and hendrix and pearl and metallica and jared and stuff more more more caravan more
>>28355761
yes! anons can totally get multiple readings because fate is not a single fucking line
they can ask for specifics but
most probaby it wont work
because i only see random things
or sometimes nothing
today i had a vision and it became real
it felt weird
ANYWAYS
for you, i see spiders falling
black, lustrous spiders
with thick legs
falling over each other
so like
what the fuck can i interpret from that?
im not sure sorry
>>28355806
both
and at the end she wont but you can make it so it doesnt matters
>>28356010
Listen to Prince. I'm Yours, I would die 4 U, 1999, Red Corvette, Delirious etc
>not reading my fortune
at least vibe at me why
FATE ANON HERE
And
Im going to rest
Lmao rest
PORN.
Jk im not doing that
I have to do uni stuff
Ill be back in a short while
>>28356010
Really? Multiple tries? Cool. Not him but >>28353491 , just lurking and such. Can you go into specifics? Like race, attitude/personality, how the meet would workor even how this is even realistic, I doubt I'll find anyone, stuff like that. I don't care much, but this is fun! how do you do it btw? What city even cares a lot about theatre In Canada anyways? Keep it up birthday guy. How old anyways?
Is op still here? Hello.
>>28338958
Happy birthday. I've been muted for two seconds.
>>28338958
Happy birthday OP. Please, give me some hope.
>>28338958
hey, what's going on.
>>28338958
i am 26 and never had a gf, pls tell me if i will finally meet her
what's the best way to aproach my oneitis? thanks
Does she like me or nah?
Already posted in one of these, but that was complete bullshit.
Tell me that it will happen someday
Hey anon, long time no see! Happy birthday!
I'dl ove to know my fate
>>28338958
happy birthday OP
will I ever get a girlfriends eventually?
>>28356010
Hi fate anon I hope you've been having better days. I was wondering how and where I'll meet my next significant other. Can you tell me if she's a qt 3.14 please?
>>28355525
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN TELL ME ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE TOO PLS
Sorry anons, i wont be able to reply for a good while.
Problems.
Alright, go nuts.
>>28359909
Still waiting on these:
>>28356165
>>28356400
>>28356740
>>28356778
>>28356919
>>28357074
>>28357076
>>28357669
>>28357765
>>28358930
Wait OP you said
"i see two women
but its better if i dont say a thing anon
just live"
Its OK tell me. Besides if I know what the current fate is, maybe I can take steps to change.
My current situation is this: There is one woman who I've been talking to. I don't know if I love her. I don't think I do. Something deep inside me doesn't end up sparking and as much as I want to love her its not happening.
The other woman I haven't talked to in a bit, but when I'm around her that spark is there. I enjoy being around her. She makes my heart flutter. Maybe we have nothing in common in the end.
But I think I know whats going to happen.I think I'm going to kill myself after I finish my research.
Please tell me, and don't sugar coat it. No matter what the truth is I will embrace it. If anything it will make me appreciate things even more. Thank you.
Honestly I do believe in the stuff you say OP.
>>28360464
i think OPs gone friendo
>>28360716
Im not, sorry. Im just having a bad day of sorts lmao.
Not lmao at all.
Girls cant be robots but im feeling kinda shit
>>28360845
Cheer up, you're alive and you have access to a computer. You're ahead of most of humankind already, cherish your fortunate circumstances.
>>28360845
it's ok OP we understand. Hope you get better soon!
this should be interesting
yes comet origonal
>>28338958
I just got over the girl I liked and no longer need to fap. Tell me something.
give me your knowledge
>>28341362
>>28338958
>>28340075
>>28341732
>>28343156
>>28343321
>>28343736
>>28343503
>>28344009
>>28344097
>>28344281
>>28344840
>>28344390
>>28344966
>>28356111
>World trigger fag being cancerous
GO THE FUCK BACK TO >>>/a/
>>28338958
Tell me pls, will I get qt?
>>28361710
>doesn't like anime
>posts on a korean noodle forum
reddit seem like the place for you my friend
>>28338958
Hello you, what about me ? I have a brazilian gf and i love her.
>>28338958
I wonder if you're the same guy from last time. Please tell me my fate?
>>28338958
Hello op
Please tell me
Thanks:^]
Ooook time to work
sorry for that
is just that sometimes FUCK FUCK GOD FUCK LMAO crisis
LETS GO
>>28356164
yup, of course. But i cant get specifics by my own will. Sorry. As for realism, idk
isnt fate always realist?
well kinda, sometimes im just joking
sometimes not.
anyways, she is probably not in canada. I feel she lives in a city where many people go but thats all.
I get random images in my head lmao. MAYBE.
Im 22 now.
Im a girl tho.
>>28356165
hi hi hi bitter heart hi
you have a very religious love not waiting for you
yeah she is not
she prays a lot
but not to god?
and cries
wails of slumber
>>28356400
no you havent
wait you did
THANKS
your cute has brown hair and PERKY TITS
AND A CROSS FETISH LMAO
IDK WHATS THAT BUT IM LAUGHING SO MUCH
im not
>>28356740
hope must be given by yourself to yourself anon
ill instead give you a path
to fix your life
you must travel poorly
>>28356751
AND THEN I
HEEEEEEEEEEEEY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
I SAY HEY
WHATS GOING ON
HEYAHEYAHEYAHEYA
no much
if you want your fate
you must first skate
dont skate btw it was a joke
>>28356778
YES
kinda
a weird relationship you will have
either she will be younger or older than you
try to act cool
and
dont smoke until the very end
>>28362932
Your prose is weird gurl, shoot me a other reading if you can.guess I'll go train hopping or something
>>28356840
get some friends and get yourself seen with friends and then get a facebook and say something idk
IDK im bad at it sorry
>>28356919
NAH
>>28357074
b-bullshit?
me?
lmao
you will marry a young flat chested cute dark haired girl
>>28357076
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSJBDJBSK
ok
are you a motherfucker?
thats your fate.
>>28357669
yup you will
in the next 6 years even
gotta dinner, dont hate or ill cry
brb
>>28362932
>dont smoke until the very end
what did you mean by this?
i don't get it
>>28357765
A 6/10
How: near a place with grass and lots of wind, attempting small talk but being bad at it. She is weird.
When: hoeueiaeaie.
Where: i messed upp
>>28359909
K
Aaaaah
The gods shall witness such resentment darkness grows stronger yet string an the void it goes further no chouce but caoture i wanna capture and cut heqd offsew moutj heut lmso no me importa una mierdq hahahahaah lets ddance around the fire higher higher lift my wpirit i ill not wet nytdnr krao rrape is vae fses are fairies egil theu are evil itd impurr i must vreak impurity
Thnks for the space! Your qt is from space too! An airhead. To meet her, search for criminals.
>>28363724
All your predictions so far have been pretty accurate. Anything else you can tell me about my wavy dark hair possible gf?
Would you mind giving me a go, friend?
Also Happy Birthday! Hope you are having a good one.
>>28363131
also if it's not too much can you give me something more specific about her or how i will meet her like in this post >>28363724
i am >>28356778
>>28363724
Thanks for the reading fateanon anon. If you were my gf I'd do extremely lewd things with you. I hope you have a good weekend
>>28363724
>>28356054
>Tfw no response
O-okay I get it
Now im soothing my heart with coffee and friends lmao
I suck i know
hey OP hope you're feeling better. Is it a good idea to make a move on the girl i'm thinking about?
>>28338958
Tell me, oh great wigwam.
>>28338958
Tell me pl0x
Happy birthday anon
Let me know what love has planned for me
t-t-ttime to start again
What do the cards say, WitchOP?
>>28338958
I doubt you are still here but do me if you don't mind thanks also happy birthday :)
>>28338958
Do it man
aerefagrfsf
>>28360464
but its not okay
to be blunt anon, i dont think you are strong enough to conquer fate
goodness and fun might come if you dont expectt anything to happen
also
you dont love the first clearly
idk about the second but could be
why will you die?
i hate suicide
>>28360941
9 yo girl
cheerful
will have a nice rack in some years
long hair
a psycho will give her trouble
hope is not you
>>28361096
there is a place called Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
>>28361532
belief comes from wanting
most times people act as if it is their duty to do things, but in truth they only want to
so its freedom
we humans have freedom
against the rules of nature, which gives us conscience
and between ourselves, but only to a degree
to be free is to be human
>>28361710
stop
>>28338958
This sounds fun, if you've got the time I'd appreciate it. Happy what I assume to be belated now Birthday!
>>28366700
Its cool OP being blunt helps.
Well I don't know. I don't see myself living a happy life, so I have to put all my strength into leaving some kind of legacy, something that tells the next generation I existed. And that would be my bionics research, technology based on the structure of life, for life.
I'm working on an arm that can function like a real arm but fits on everyone. It'll be in the news by 2020. Still in the planning and prototyping stage.
Anon just tell me my fate, and my love fate. Two women.
Do you see anything else? Even if I'm not strong enough to conquer fate I have to try. Perhaps the path I take to avoid my fate, is the path I meet my fate on. Life is interesting that way.
>>28361744
yes
copacabana is your heaven
sonna bakana your hell
or is it the opposite?
>>28362411
OH MY
A FATE FIGHT
RAP ANON
QUICKLY
START RAPING
AS IN MUSIC YOU PERVERTED FUCK
>>28362555
no guy lmaoskjnska
oka
i see an helicopter
and a beach
and a girl who hates you but wants to fuck you
and a studious girl who is cute
and love
and PAIN
>>28362869
you will be 69 a gurl in your future
slrlrlsprlsprlslrpslp
never did that tho lmao
srlrlrlslaslrlslrprp
thats how it probably sounds
>>28363906
right now she has a problem with someone
likes sweaters?
idk lmao
>>28363965
you are a joker card
you are worth zero points or infinite
you can apply to everything
sucess will come if you stay focused enough
bouncing
from
place
to
place
>>28363998
she doesnt wear bangs
and will carry a bag
thats all i get
>>28364218
lllllllllllllewd lmao
>>28365218
NO
sorry
sometimes i dont read fortunes because i dont get a first vision
so if i force it will probably be fake
is just that
sorry
as for music, im more into metallica rn
>>28365825
yes, it is
but its a 5/5 so beware
and the waters look fishy there
anyways, it opens doors
>>28365840
she is a bussiness lawyer
good legs
smooth skin
gets to the point
to meet her
be a fascist
lowkey
>>28367008
I'm first reply in this post.
It's so frustrating but it makes perfect sense. Thank you for the reading, friend. Be well.
>>28365898
it wears loose clothing
baggy pants
a
eeeh
like
unkempt beauty
yeah
strong
doesnt give a fuck
>>28365930
never the selves shall meet
if you dont compete
then go and be great
while it doesnt rhyme
life is a bitch m8
lmao
>>28366593
so inspiring
your tarot card its the magician
like
innovation
being fresh af lmao
young and capable
ELEMENTAL POWERS
discovering
stuff like that
fuck tarot
>>28366615
ill say it in morse code
-.. .. -.. / -.-- --- ..- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . / - .... .. ... ..--.. / - .... . -. / -.-- --- ..- / .-.. --- ... - / - .... . / -.-. .... .- -. -.-. . / --- ..-. / -- . . - .. -. --. / - .... .- - / .--. . .-. ... --- -. .-.-.- / ..-. --- .-. . ...- . .-. .-.-.- / .. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- .-.-.-
I'd like to know, friend.
>>28366633
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
give me your soul first
please
pretty please
>>28366785
thanko danko granko
she is from latin america
but white lmao
wears a beanie
did drugs more than once but its not retarded
there
>>28366805
why do you want to leave a legacy? why do you care about the next generation? why dying after that?
one woman has died
her name started with an L
the other is alive
she has a flower somewhere
maybe in her hair?
not a literal flower tho
meeting her could happen but in more than 5 years
anyways if you die there is no meaning
god fucking damn
Tell me Pls ....... Happy late birthday
fuck it, do me
>>28367207
Yeah, I can dig it.
Innovation and discovery.
You go ahead and enjoy your birthday OP, or the aftermath.
>>28367296
I want to prove to myself that I'm worth something. And I feel I owe it to the researchers before me to pass on the torch of information.
>not a literal flower
interesting. Any hints here? A flower as in a good thing? Explaining her nature? Or maybe thats all you can see into the future I understand limitations. You've been a great guy responding and reading all of this OP. Thank you.
The dying is to prevent further pain since after researching I will have no reason to live. I don't know if I'll actually do it, but if I'm alone by 50 and my research is just about where I want it, I'll kill myself in my office.
>>28367296
>>28366785
Latin America huh? sounds interesting!
Many thanks!
>>28367296
Why do you need my soul?
>>28367296
Why won't you read coats fortune :^)
hey, if youre not gone then please do me
>>28367292
finn
finn its the key
friend
>>28367309
she has good hips
short hair
likes animals and is good at manual labor
has an older sister and older brother
>>28367331
OK LETS DO EACH OTHER
LMAAOSJLKHSJ
i see a grill with blunt bangs
wears
eh
tight underwear lmao
DONE.
>>28367501
NO MORE HINTS
I DONT KNOW
IM NOT A GUY
yo welcome
DYING TO PREVENT PAIN IS STUPID
YOU DONT NEED A REASON TO LIVE
>>28367550
yowe
>>28367669
i collect souls <3
please
do you even believe in that lmao?
please.
>>28367868
I explained it?
i think
sorry if i didnt
what does the wheel of fortune say about me today?
tell me about my love life plz
>>28363724
Cool. Much obliged, thank you.
>>28338958
Divine my fortune OP
This is bullshit and I won't get a reply, right?
>>28369347
This reader is pretty spot on
>>28369366
God fucking damn I hate myself
Happy belated birthday OP hope you had a nice birthday
OP here
i fucking hate you all lmao
I WANT TO SLEEP
STOP BUMPING MY THREAD
sorry
if its up tomorrow ill answer
remember to
suck
TITS
fetish
SORRY THIS WAS A WEIRD DAY FOR ME OK
>>28369483
Its okay op
Happy birthday!!
>>28369483
goodnight fate anon. We'll be bumping your thread for the next couple of days don't worry
>>28369483
wait wait
>to meet her, search for criminals
she-she isn't a criminal herself right?
