>>28338594
>2096
>Didgital file corrupts
>My house floods due to global warming
>I die
>All people die
>Just because we didn't invest in alternative energy

What's the lesson we learned today kiddos?

>>28338594
>>28338837
>2196
>holographic operating system breaks
>have no internet connection
>open wormhole to the store and have them fix it
>they teleport it back to my room when it's ready
>only had to pay 10 Earthcoins which were automatically deducted from my bank account

>2296
>spear breaks
>my cave collapses after the third time some supervulcano erupted
>walk to fellow caveman
>have him repair it
>pay hiim with 3 rocks and a cow

>>28338594
>>28338837
>>28338953
>1096
>sword breaks
>no rout to holy land
>contact regimen
>they sent me to a road
>going back to the Byzantine Empire

>100 000 B.C
>takes me weeks to make cutting tool from flint rock
>used it twice on deer bone
>cutting tool breaks because shit quality flint
>the neanderthals did this.jpeg
>have to use volcanic glass instead
>can't sharpen it because it's too fragile
>proceed to shit on cave wall to write this post

>>28338594
>2016
>it's time
>lets refugees into country
>they rape everyone
>except me
>because I am already a minority and join in on the rapefest

Is this thread dead already?

A guy I know went to work developing software for a company. The internet went down, so IT emailed everyone to let them know.

>>28340603
I work in IT and email could work just fine without internet if it's hosted and run internally.

>>28340639
Yes it could, but there's was not. This wasn't a company worth working for though. The guy was guaranteed a job after the interview despite being a completely shit tier developer.

>2016
>Waifu pillow breaks
>Contact company
>They tell me to go fuck myself
>I do