Your resume is very impressive. We have an open position for you that we think you will find comfortable, given your experience and skill set. We are offering you the position of Certified Meme Researcher, with a starting wage of $35/hour.
So what do you say, can we get you on board?
Does a gf come with the position?
JUSTHIRE ME, SENPAI
>>28337316
>can we get you on board?
Yes, call it in.
>>28337338
yes, but only if you stay with the company for 5 years
>>28337338
We do not offer a gf for this position.
>>28337359
>>28337372
Welcome to InfiniMeme Corps., the premier Memes company of the world. We are proud to have someone of your caliber on our side. You can work from anywhere and choose your own hours. There are no deadlines, but there are several assignments to accomplish.
For your first assignment, we would like you to research Memes. If you need direction, you can contact our in-house Professional Ph.D-Prepared Meme Engineers.
>>28337316
tsk, pay me in GBP or no deal
>>28337456
thank you, sir.
my child will be very happy to hear this. pic related is my beautiful child.
Don't worry sir, you can count on me to save our precious memes from the hands of the normie scum
>>28337480
Wow, you are really impressing me right now. You demand to be paid in memes. That shows a true dedication to the meme arts that I wish was more common in our company.
You know what, forget Certified Meme Researching. I have something bigger and better in mind for you. How would you like to be the new company Meme Spokesperson/Analyst? This position pays 100 GBP/hour. However, it is a dangerous job, as you will be exposed to hundreds, if not thousands of memes in your work day. According to the World Health Organization, exposure to this level of memes could be toxic and carcinogenic.
I know it's dangerous, but think of all the good you will doing the world. Only someone who is as great as you could handle this position. Sign here if you're ready.
Can I bring my mom to work in case I need some dank tendies?
>$35/hour
I'll work for a half eaten snickers bar and whatever change you have in your pocket
How about I say, "ALL UR BASE R BELONG TO US"
>>28337547
Your son is truly beautiful. My intuition informs me that he is special in many ways.
>>28337597
Because you can choose your work location, you never need to leave home! You can Research Memes from the comfort of your own room, while getting paid! Just forward the work that you complete to [email protected] (my business email account: PornLord68 was taken by someone else).
>>28337605
Please, don't underrate yourself. You deserve at least $35/hour. We want you to be happy here.
>>28337316
No, fuck u I ain't a part of the system
ur probably a normie anyways
>>28337618
You're getting a raise.
>>28337655
ATTENTION: all InfiniMeme Corps. staff. ATTENTION.
Code 7: a meme antagonist is approaching from South by Southwest at 1942 EST.
All Meme Defender personnel are called to action. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
