What are you edgiest thoughts /r9k/?
I think gladiator battles should be brought back, just use death row inmates since they're in no short supply, plus there's money to be made with betting and ads
neets should be forced to do manual labor, the benefits of that speaks for itself.
children should be taken away from their parents and institutionalized with other children like an orphanage. I believe children are the future and the future should not be placed in the hands of retard parents who spoil their children. The truth is most people are unfit to be parents. It should be the governments job to make sure the kids get a quality upbringing so they can become upstanding citizens. There will be no manchildren, neckbeards etc. No media consuming freaks who fap and shitpost all day.
Teachers should be able to discipline students.
These aren't even edgy, just common sense in a world gone mad.
well if i was president..
>execute all violent criminals and rapists
> significantly increase penalty for 'harassing' people in public (speaking in a loud and threatening tone in a public area, being in public in a group of 3 or more, making sexual comments towards women or threatening strangers, etc)
Once a year, I should be given 24 hours to go around town and beat people who have had sex within the last year with clubs, to the point of killing them if I feel like it
Sometimes on the title screen for a video game where it says "Press Start," I think about pressing X instead. Only sometimes though.
No one person should be able to have over 40 million dollars to their name.
>>28337174
There should be severe punishments for disruptive behavior in public.
i should be paid $50000 per week to travel the world and decide if people are suitable to procreate or should be sterilized.
>>28337383
>children should be taken away from their parents and institutionalized with other children like an orphanage
Children need love or you'll end up like south korea or maybe worse.
>>28337174
YES! I've said this so many times! People are often taken aback when I say I don't like sports. Then I tell em MMA is alright, but if there were a colluseum I would be watching that shit every weekend.
Crazy motherfuckers would sign up to be gladiators too. It'd be awesome!