*knock knock*
>hello sir? Open up sir. We've gotten calls about a virgin that may be in the area
>we'd like to ask you a few questions
wat do?
>y-you too sir.
Stare at my feet and cower
>Me too what? We need to come inside right now.
>>28336957
rape them both
>Sir, under the Beta Uprising and Rebellion Prevention act, you have 10 seconds to comply before we are authorized to use lethal force
>>28337037
>Me too what? We need to come inside right now.
THATS WHAT HE SAID
BAZINGA
no but really you're going to need a warrant
>>28337084
>2016 Year of our lord
>thinks cops care about warrants
>>28337100
I don't live in whatever country you're thinking of, so yes they do
>>28337100
I thought you were strict about that in usa? Here in sweden they don't even need warrants to invade your home.
>>28337144
>I thought you were strict about that in usa?
only in upper class neighborhoods. Otherwise they just shoot you through the kitchen window and call it a day.
>>28337084
>That's what I thought
>Call in backup.
As they draw their weapons I slam the door and begin to look around the studio apartment/fetish den I have lived in for the last five years.
If live is even the word for this existence.
U'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS
>>28337188
they don't sound like actual cops. I exercise my right to defend myself and mow them down in my hallway using my trusty mossberg I keep slung on my back at all times. no court would convict me because cops doing a virginity check is just so outlandish
>>28337211
Ok. if you insist.
>>28337219
>because cops doing a virginity check is just so outlandish
I bet you stand up in move theaters and yell "HEY GUYS, THIS ISN'T REAL! THEY'RE ALL JUST ACTING!!"
>>28337237
one less normie in the world. cops doing god's work.
>>28337254
if the movie was terrible I would probably talk about the inconsistencies until people around me left, yes.
>>28337335
>>until people around me left
>implying you wouldn't get kicked out
>not before being humiliated by Chad
>>28337268
Cops are the biggest normies on the planet.
>>28337364
99% of normies are non-confrontational betas
>Pull out my Katana
>""come in if you dare!!!!"
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her!
[throws water bottle]
I did *not*.
Oh hi, cops.
>>28337404
not in a movie theater. Theres always a couple bitches itching to get someone kicked out.
>>28337411
http://www.cnn.com/2014/11/04/us/utah-samurai-sword-police-shooting/
>>28337436
in my experience thats never the case.
>>28337454
>cosplaying Samurai Champloo
thats what he gets for his shit taste.
>"Just a minute officer!"
>demagnetise and cut up my V-card
>quickly google "what do boobs feel like", "how does vagina feel" and "things only people who have done sex will know"
>clear history, nuke hard drive
>calmly answer door
>>28337254
>implying he can even get into movie theaters after they added the no singles policy
>>28337411
>welcome to my house of pain
>grins devilishly
>>28337771
>and this is my room of despair
>grins smugly
>>28337825
>but tell me officer, could a virgin.... have a harem like this?
>>28336957
Just a minute officers!
Okay. I guarantee you there are no virgins here [anymore]. Just me and my retarded gf.
>>28337897
jk455j3jk4534jk
