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omegler9k
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No hate - if you dont like trolling
No women - if you have a brain
No blacks - if you want to sleep at night
thats the deal with this cat?
this guy sells MAGA hats
i don't think i did you justice anon
only rolling normies desu
>>28338736
r u taking requests?
>>28339395
sure, i'll do whatever I guess
i usually prefer a reference photo though
>>28339587
either or both
oregano
>>28339708
top is me kek
find a better pic of me
built like a truck
but also an intelligent man
and my main man
less good
more lazy
more tired
i think im sick
my leg is killing me
im sorry to disappoint
also the camera made everything look lighter cause the sun went down a lot
>>28340317
you are my heroin and my naloxone
i love you anon
no more ugly angles of me though pls
>>28339954
all lies
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>>28340493
fucking go home snake i hate you
>>28340493
jesus christ anon you have some talent thats really good. thank you for drawing me. also i love shoenice, a true alcohol bro.
>>28340528
could you possibly send a scan of it or a version without the tears?
>>28340555
I'll try to get my scanner working
non-tear version is here >>28340350
>>28340555
jk i see yo ualready did lmao im srunk sorry
Where da bois at senpai
anyone on still?
>>28341810
>>28341553
me
oregano comment
>>28341996
>skips everyone that isnt a girl
>posts himself in thread
Get off u whore. You have been here for like 2 weeks.
>>28341996
get your teeth fixed and yes I really do get girls in real life but you cut me off idiot when I tried to explain how. Well here's how, ever since I came out the womb hot girls just approached and talked to me. Simple. Also, your heads like a dirty mop lmao.
>>28341996
This guy is a pedophile, Masturbated numerous times with 10-12 year olds on omegle. Not that anyone here will care but still a disgusting pervert :)
>>28342820
mad im getting pussy, retard?
>>28342820
>>28343081
this "mad im getting pussy" comment isnt me
me at the top and bottom tbqh
>>28343109
fuck off imposter fag
>>28343242
I love that chick, she is so sexy and fun but she leaves too quickly.
>>28342136
He would wrestle your nigger ass into submission lmao
>>28343622
She wets her panties over everyone. A few threads ago there were at least 7 anons saying she sperged out over how cute they were, then skipped them.
ruby = best girl
>>28344158
>>>/a/ you weeb
Fuck you girl who didn't let me fap to her
>>28337760
A true patriot
Fuck I wish we had any national pride whatsoever in Europe that wasn't super faggot like.
>>28336555
>sup, you a roastie ;)
>no but i wa...
user has disconnected
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>28344376
idk what u mean
>>28344976
you can't talk to anyone if you're not a woman. I might just play guitar on the webcam for now on, at least then people will stick around to make fun of me
>>28344376
Maybe you should just oink at girls and call them traps like I do. That usually keeps them interested. :^) KAPPA
I connected with the girl who draws and we talked for a while and then she left :(
>>28345084
go back to the world of warcraft tag faggot
>>28345157
Hey, aren't you the girl who sometimes has the music tags?
>>28336555
>tfw will never run my hand through Jew boys hair
>>28344158
Is Ruby on tonight??
>>28345135
she didn't want to draw me either.
At least I got called cute though...
>>28345278
can you post a pic? IDK her
>>28345278
>>28345287
yes.
red hair and glasses.
>>28345286
is she the part black chick with spotted black blanket?
>>28345286
im watching netflix I'll get back on laterbut if you send me a pic or post one or something I'll draw it
>omegle thread.
>all the thirsty betas come out of the woodwork.
Come on you fags. Have some self respect, just an ounce.
>>28345287
this one i think
4533tt4
>>28345323
I don't know who you are, I guess you're popular and have easy ways to get contacted on here.You were cute too, but I'm sure you get that a lot.
at least my accent is cute
>there are actually people who blackbox and try to bully the people who aren't insecure and actually get on cam
??????
>>28343242
is she on atm?
>>2834324she let me fap
>>28345383
who capped me :(
>>28345726
me... now get over it, you're just another part of my collection now
>>28345726
don't leave, i didn't cap
banned for showing my MAGA hat. welp i'm off to fap now boys smell you later.
shit
bike anon, didn't mean to skip
>>28343242
this girl is mywaifut b h.
The man, the myth, the legend. Originalo commento.
>>28345561
this post makes you seem sorta insecure
oh shit I didnt mean to skip u both times desu
>>28345829
>banned for showing my MAGA hat
are u fucking kidding me
i was wearing a maga hat and have a confederate flag behind me
how havent i gotten banned yet
>only the same people left at this hour
>conversations start to get claustrophobic
time for bed
thanks for the fun and cuteposts
> keep trying to find femanons
> probably only want to see their tits
> idk why i keep trying
anon from long beach i was coming right back don't cry i'm sorry :(
someone get on im all alone
>>28346891
b right there~orIGINAL
>>28346912
NOBODY IS ON AND I WANNA CUT MY HAIR FOR A ROBOT
>>28346891
on my way
araraiginal
>>28347031
Did someone get him?
>>28347133
yeah i did it for some HARD WORKIN plane mechanic anon
>>28347031
i bet this is bowl cut anon
>>28347475
its not im busy crying and throwing up simultaneously
The last time I did this I spoke to someone from here who was a legitimately convicted sex offender for molesting his little sister. Not even joking. Lets see which twisted weirdo I get this time ...
Where you guys at?
>>28348257
I just had a good chat with some hot chick in the Reddit interest.
We were talking dogs and dota/lol.
She said she mained Lux for the last 3 years. Is that a good thing bad thing?
>>28342110
consider yourself lucky that he only ever skipped you, the guy is pretty obnoxious and loves to brag about himself and what he's doing, have never seen him do anything other than talk about how cute he is or riding his bike.
IIIIIIIIIIIM STIIIIIIIIIIL HEEEEEEERE UNDER THE MOOOONNNN............
Where's that guy who's always laughing?
>>28349068
I'm on atm, talking to someone though,
I'm blasting some music over Omegle, currently playing David Bowie - Reality
get in there ye basterds
>>28350186
ahaha, was a good talk red anon
>>28350206
changed the music to The Verve - Urban Hymns
Hope you liked the music at least
>>28350233
It was pleasant, also nice dubs. I would bateman again
>>28346203
Sari still comes on here?
To the confused looking Anon: It's my sister,not my mom
I GOT ME RIGHT WHERE I WANT
who's that guy lying on the floor with a lil nazi oard in the top left corner of his camera?
>>28352702
lil nazi board, woops
Just got off work and decided to get on Omegle... Only to realize all you faggots are in school.
>>28345726
WHY DIDNT YOU BE MY GF REEEEEE
>>28348474
>retards think you're narcissistic or obnoxious for being normal and having normal conversations
>mfw
>>28353495
> "Normal guy' thinks he's not narcissistic or obnoxious when he refers to people who he's trying to be friendly with as retards.
>Think's it's normal to never ask questions about the person he's talking to
>MFW
>>28353495
You're a robot, don't kid yourself. There's nothing normal about you.
>>28353495
>bbw body type
>>28351036
sari comes in the r9k chat like every 2-3 days
im a really ugly girl and i want human contact but i'm too ashamed of my stupid fuck face and my awful living conditions to go on camera
>>28353668
I have a similar feel. I'm a guy though.
>>28353668
>>28353694
you two should date. itll be cute.
>>28353753
Fan man why are you rude and never want to talk only noods ?
>>28353668
you shouldn't be ashamed, we're all dysfunctioning pieces of shit (or at least tolerant enough not to care)
so don't worry, really
>>28353564
Stop acting retarded and you wouldn't get treated like one. I don't call people irl retards for the most part lmao. Hell, I don't even call you retards, retards for the most part.
>>28353583
>you still live in your mothers basement
>>28353570
yeah totally br0 i aint getting no pussy!!1
Fuck off. We don't want a drama whore nigger like you.
to the fembot I showed outside ealier: I didn't mean to scare you, sorry ;-;
>>28353849
Is this black chad? hahahahahahahahaha
>>28353872
whatever you showed her it was probably beta you fucked up nigga try again tommorow
>>28353881
no idiot that isn't me I'm not a faggot sorry nor am I darkskinned. I'm caramal skinned aka lightskin like a real nigga
>>28353849
>being this assmad
>>28353892
>aka lightskin like a real nigga
Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahaahahahahaahhaaahahhahaha
>>28353881
>Brony
>Chad
You may choose one of these.
>>28353892
Oh, you're just a homophobic queer hater. Grow up fag this isn't 1990.
>>28353812
>yeah totally br0 i aint getting no pussy!!1
You're not. You're a self admitted virgin.
>>28353872
lol see you in japan nerd
>>28353958
YES
AND I'LL ASK FOR YOU IN THAT STORE
>>28353968
you might have better luck in cheesy live houses around shinsaibashi, i've already made myself a meme there ;-;
>>28353668
I recommend you find yourself a Skype group rather than join the Omegle circlejerk, be careful who you add and what you share, good luck.
>>28353978
>"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON"
glad you enjoyed the view outside, though.
>>28353994
>>"HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON"
if you print that screencap and start asking all the funky rock gig places in shinsaibashi you'll easily score
>>28354026
I didn't cap your face though, I only needed the text. rip
I'LL GO AND LOOK FOR YOU IN THOSE FANCY PLACES
>>28354051
http://www.users.on.net/~ukichi/osakaminamilive.html
:( I got bullied
>>28353881
He has a shitty YouTube channel where you can appreciate his fatness, poor speaking skills, and lack of originality.
I forget its name.
>>28354073
damn it australia
>>28354056
Shit, you're giving me all the tools needed to find you. ART STORE AND ROCK GIGS, GOT IT
I'll buy you a beer the day we meet
>>28354088
I was being honest
>>28354104
umeshu and cassis pls
>>28354119
UME IS FUCKING GREAT
it's so good you don't even feel the taste of the alcohol
then you end up drunk without knowing why
>>28354164
what the fuck you're a tall ass grown man you can't possibly get drunk on a ladies drink...
any qtpies on? preferably Antonie!
>>28354187
if you drink too much yes
even more if you can't really handle alcohol, rip
but it's really tasty, it's sweet as hell
>>28354205
there's a qt naked chinese femanon and a blonde with nice tits
>>28354230
are you still online?
>>28354241
yeah i'm connecting
sorry for dc'ing out of the blue old tc buddy, but someone barged into my room and I hate tabbing out and pretending like I'm not on omegle for like a minute when that happens
hope you're not upset
>>28354341
there's some old tc buddies on here?
fucked up that sometimes people masturbate in their bedrooms before going to bed
>>28354511
dissapointing anon
you people need to get out more, like me!
>>28353941
>self admitted virgin that gets offers for sex on a daily basis
What type of sex offers do you get as a virgin tho? 0
>>28353920
assmadness is real boys lmao
>>28354087
>being this assmad over creativity because he lacks it.
>>28354533
I didn't mean to have a boner they just happen take it as a compliment damn it
Let's just make this clear retards, while you idiots are shit talking in your mothers basement, I'll be at my office job making tons of money, having a wife, kids, all that shit. And you'll still be here mad as fuck complaining about how you had a shitty hand in life. Then go do something about it idiots. : ^ )
>>28354594
say that to me in real life and not online
>>28354607
See the fact that you're butthurt about the truth is sad. Anyone who has any amount of confidence on here, aka r9kers I have added on skype. You retards shut them down and call them narcassistic. If anyone is talking about something about their successful life then you retards say he's arrogant. I think the real issue is that you retards are just jealous that we're making something better besides a anonymous board dedicated to autism aids and manchild frustration. And yes, sure I shitpost myself but I don't dedicate my fucking life to it like you retards.
Guys I rammed a cucumber up my ass and it won't come back, how do you get it out.
yo sup cuz
y'all niggas know if i can score me sum mad pussy in this bithc or what nigga
>>28354628
leave then nigger
>>28354651
>>28354661
That moment when r9kers try to ignore the truth by being delusional
>>28354665
Once I'm finished saving a few more r9kers and making them alpha then yes I will lmao
>>28354628
Imao k
jesus you fucking autists. just ignore him and he'll go away. literally just dont respond and dont say anything and skip him. like im a grill (inb4 reeeee) and all i did was stare at the camera and type and say do nothing and he nexted me.
>>28354675
No one will get your saving unless you're trying to make them feel better by comparison.
>>28354480
he was a blackbox, so I never found out who
>>28354594
You don't have a job. You've told me you don't personally and we've seen it on your pod dating profile.
>>28354577
I'm not a virgin and no one seriously offers you sex. We've been over this several times Precious.
>>28354697
He won't. You can help report him for distributing cp and he might go away.
>>28354675
ayo nigga you mad as fuck nigga?
stop actin like a bitch an tell where to meet your fat ass cuz
imma fuck your midget ass dick up nigga, you don't get bitches nigga imma smoke yo ass with my bloods yo
>>28354699
And that's what I've been doing lately making people feel better about themselves and having conversations with them lmao.
>>28354697
You seem upset because you aren't getting any.
>>28354724
That dating profile was a joke. I have screenshots of me trolling on dating apps. Also, I'm in the process with this program and they said they'll find me an office job I just gotta do these tests to see what I'm capable of (easy shit) for a week straight 9-5 like a job.
Also females have offered me sex, but I just say no cause sex is overrated and I'd prefer to have a intellectual connection as I'm fucking someone.
>>28354750
That won't do anything otherwise I'd be gone by now.
I think you retards are missing the point here, I'm helping a lump some few of here get out of your shitty spot. The ones that want to stay in their shitty spot that's fine you won't get help then. But the ones that I have helped they know who they are and I'll continue to help betas become somewhat alpha. Stay assmad retards lmao
>>28354771
>prefer to have a intellectual connection
You're extremely unintelligent tho. You don't even go to college. I wonder what intellectual conversations look like to you.
>I'm in the process with this program and they said they'll find me an office job
Yes, you said you qualify for it on account of your bipolar depression and anxiety. It's a program for retards that can't make it on their own.
>I'm helping a lump some few of here get out of your shitty spot
Nigga you're helping us be entertained. None of us who chat with you frequently and pretend to be your online "friends" take you seriously.
>>28354875
No I'm not even supposed to qualify for it it's more for superautists, but the lady put me in their anyways. Also, the only people that don't take me seriously are easy to spot out. They aren't pretending if they tell me personal information about themselves.
I don't need to go to college to know how to read books and study.
Anyways, as I said before I've helped several people on r9k who were genuine become semi alphas. This dude is just assmad because I didn't want to be his "e-friend" anymore lmao
>People still give him what he wants, attention.
Fuck you guys are dumb.
my dream is to marry you
>>28354750
he wont go away cos you keep fucking talking to him
>>28355092
I'll marry you bby <3
>>28355109
>>28355044
I won't even go away if you don't talk to me, because I enjoy the intellectual conversations that I SOMETIMES get on here but you two people are pure retarded.
>>28355109
Don't you fucking dare reply to him.
FUCKING IGNORE HIM JESUS FUCK
>>28355191
>>28355196
see >>28355176
Nowadays I come on here not even to troll but just to have intellectual conversations. Obviously these people can't have any hence why they are saying ignore me
I-IGNORE THE SMART PERSON!!1
>>28355133
it's 4am go to bed please
>>28355224
It's 2:26pm bae I'm not tired
Pro tip : The anime tag has qt's on it.
>>28355308
and a shitload of underage jailbait
>>28355356
Oh really anon? I never knew that ;)
>>28355308
What other good tags are there?
>>28355429
Tumblr : Full of sjw's but some qt's can be found, dumbass guys
Couples: Occasionally there's a couple on there wanting to fuck on cam, a fair amount of girls looking to get in on that action
[Insert shitty pop indie band here] : You know what kind of people you'll find depending on the band I suppose
Deviantart : Mentally ill people
That's about it really, there are a couple of others, but literally just try typing in random popular things and see what it throws back
>>28355488
I once put feet and it was very nice. Lots of soft soles :3
>>28354923
You are a super autist. Heh I still have you added and share caps of your actual assmadness ; )
>don't need to go to college
>I've helped several people on r9k who were genuine become semi alphas
To be considered smart yes. Maybe take a writing course to help your horrible grammar and 12 year old typing style.
Can someone be my friend? I'm a lonely unintelligent nigger.
>>28356139
Perhaps this is true, but why do you lie about yourself every other time?
>>28356207
STOP FUCKING RESPONDING TO HIM
>>28355760
My grammar isn't horrible. I use that "typing style" to annoy retards like you. The only superautist I see is you.
>>28356139
>being this butthurt
>>28356207
>>28356225
Thinking that's me is moronic.
>>28356346
You boosted animal.
>>28356346
>admits to being in autist program
>denies being autist
I feel sorry for you tbqh.
>>28356553
It's not really an autist program it's like theres autists there but its literally for anyone. But at least I'll be getting paid and having an office job while you'll be on here shitposting and crying about your pathetic life :(
dull aus
>>28356937
Backpedaling that hard huh
>assumes everyone is like him
>jobless
>depressed
>shitposts everyday
>not realizing others laugh at him
>>28340317
he looks like leonardo dicaprio from whats eating gilbert grape
>>28357219
I haven't been shitposting for a while now. I'm not depressed and others aren't laughing at me and even if they were on this board I could care less I'm just here to have fun and talk to people and help people that's it. So stop projecting. and eat your tendies sir.
>>28357398
Are you the ''fat Tyrone'' guy? Kek!
>>28357506
Yeah I suppose why does it matter..?
I'M PLAYING MUSIC, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS RUNNING AWAY FROM
>>28357398
>I could care less
What an idiot
>>28357711
shit man, my laptop suddenly fucking froze, I did not skip you.
>>28358112
are you the anon who doesn't listen to music much?
>>28358146
yes.
this is very original robofam.
get on fags
>>28358704
I'll be on tomorrow during the afternoon, GMT+1, blasting music
>>28354073
>28354073
I love her, please find me femanon please
The new tags are getting really popular
Bump for the omegle thread.
I'll be playing Ryuichi Sakamoto all night long, even though I'll be asleep. Hope you like it, don't hesitate to answer this post and make requests.
Good night everyone, and enjoy the music.
>>28359069
[email protected]
censor that sshit nigga
>>28359317
everythings so distorted tho why bother
>>28359542
The women on here make me scared
>>28359542
I know the quality is shit, but I hope that someone will find something nice in the darkness of the night.
Maybe one day I'll make an actual webradio for y'all, who knows...
>>28359571
same here senpai
>>28359317
check out his album wiht the Morelenbaums. it's one of my favorites.
>>28359581
I liked it. Only jap music or 90s and pop chill music?
>>28359571
>that girl in pic
>woman
pff
>>28359605
I'll try and make things a little diverse. Some David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, jazz, Nujabes/Uyama Hiroto, Creedence Clearwater Revival too, along with more things from my 60 Gb library.
>>28359595
Will do, anon! Thanks for the recommendation, I'll add it to the list.
>>28359653
IF you are asleep, wont it time out and want you to hit next on omegle?
>>28359746
That's a risk, I might get stuck on a conversation after someone typed out stuff and remained for too long, but I guess that's one of the issues I need to sort out soon.
