I'm not a Chad but girl that last summer I had unprotected casual sex contacted me few days ago telling she gave birth and want me do to a paternity test.
What to do fellow robots?
Talk to her, work it out like reasonable himan being. Do the US have some law regarding how paternity equals alimony or what?
>>28335863
Ignore this reddit post. Run for your life robot.
>>28335817
Best option you have is to take it and hope you aren't the father. Remember, you aren't a Chad and she still had unprotected sex with you, so chances are she was fucking a bunch of other people too, so the chances are in your favor of someone else being the father.
Take a deep breath and take that damn test, just don't be an idiot.
run away. run far away
Fucking run. Look up how the legal system works, make sure you're prepared
Fuck child support, these cunts want equality they can have it
>>28335817
Your first mistake was cuming inside a girl
Your second mistake was coming to r9k for legal advice.
if she doesn't know where you live or your phone number i would just ignore her and remove her from everything like social media or whatever. before doing so tell her you don't know what she is talking about and want nothing to do with her or chad's baby.
JUST TAKING THE FUCKING TEST SHES A WHORE WHO FUCKED A TON OF GUYS SO YOU PROBABLY ARENT THE FATHER ANYWAY.
TAKE
THE
TEST
>>28335817
Fake your death desu senpai.
>>28335863
You have to pay child support if you're the father, even if you don't want anything to do with the kid. If you don't pay, you go to jail, even if you don't have a job. Basically your life is over no matter what.
>>28336387
There actually is one loophole -- if you're on NEETbux for disability then you're not obligated to pay.
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
take the test. be a good dad if you are the father.
>>28336562
This faggots trying to fuck you up op, I think
>>28336319
is the only option.
>>28336036
This.
You're a fucking father OP. My congratulations and condolences.
>>28335817
If you don't respond to her what's she gonna do?
You might not be Chad, but you are Tyrone