You are given $100k
>You have one week to spend it.
>The entire $100k must be spent.
>You cannot save it.
>You cannot invest it.
>You cannot buy assets you later sell.
Breaking the rules will forfeit the cash.
What do?
Go to Europe and Japan, stay in fancy hotels, eat fancy food, throw money at everyone.
>>28335239
I burn it.
Buy a cheap house in a dumpy city.
Buy a house
>>28335239
I get lots of surgery
>>28335239
buy a gun and kill myself. before that i make sure my parents and my sister gets the rest of the money
>>28335613
>>28335635
Houses are assets. OP is a stupid fuck hurr what wud u do with box u cant spent xDDD
>>28335239
I would pay rent on a house for at least 5 years. Pay for school in advance. Give money to family. Fix my teeth. Have an amazing spa day wit family. Get a puppy. At least some of these things.
If I couldn't save or invest it I'd like to travel, I'm not sure where. Somewhere where I'd get culture shock no doubt, India maybe? I'd like to see the pyramids the Himalayas as well.
>>28335708
You can spend it though.
Just not in fiscally responsible way
>Pay off students my and my gf's student loans
>Buy a Strat, a new SG, another Tele and jaguar and a new amp, plus misc cords, picks, pedals and gear
>Spend 10K on recording equipment, software
>Spend a couple thousand on building a swank ass computer to do the recording with
>Book flights and reserve hotel rooms and stuff for future vacations
>Buy a really bitchin' engagement ring for my gf and some other wedding stuff
>Misc crap like albums, video games, the entirety of the criterion collection, new clothes
>Furniture for current home and stuff nicer stuff for later
>A down payment on a new home
Easy stuff.
>>28335791
kill yourself retard bait nigger
fuck all the pornstars from my favorite videos
then go on a cruise to the bahamas
then buy 4chan since it only cost 45,000
>>28335791
You cant spend it on assets you can later sell.
>>28335239
spend it on hookers, give it to my friend and he'll split it with me later.
If I can't give to friend then I'll just spend it on expensive hookers.
>>28335239
everything can be sold later idiot
>>28335239
what the fuck am i supposed to buy with 100k that couldn't be sold later. Just stuff my face until i die
I don't care about travelling or substance abuse and hell i could sell any substances back too. yeah fuck off op
buy a nice car, rent a few supercars, buy a bunch of drugs, buy escorts, go to strip club, use the rest on plastic surgery and a trip to France or Spain
>>28335239
Buy a big safe and then spend the rest on high quality opiates. Put them all in the safe for later.
buy 100k worth of drugs, all kinds, and resell for more profit
gg
>>28335827
Don't ever sell.
>>28335837
If you sell you forfeit and have to pay the money back.
>>28335239
Buy Naruto TCG cards.
>>28335844
>buy a nice car
You cannot purchase assets you can sell back.
>>28335861
it's still a physical asset you will own pass the time limit to spend the cash
Can I pay off my bills though?
If not
Escorts, tons of them, you can make them do anything you want, and plastic surgery, though plastic surgery takes time for you to receive the bill unless you can pay in advance.
>>28335859
>You cannot buy assets you later sell
CAN YOU NOT READ YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID CUNT.
>>28335907
So it can be a 100,000 dollar investment? Buy a warehouse in a gentrifying area of Detroit, sit on it for 10 years, sell it for 1mil+, pay back an interest free loan.
>>28335239
Www.Gunbroker.com
Easy as shit.
>>28336065
>You cannot purchase assets you can sell back.
Did you even read the post, you illiterate nigger? He didn't say you can't buy anything that you CAN sell, he said you can't buy stuff specifically to sell back. If you want to buy a car to drive that's fine.
i would send 50k to eliza and 50 k to erica.
ill just live like dan bilzerian for a week
>>28335239
Get a Rolex and go out to dinner. Hundred k in an evening.
>>28336119
Too late, all those areas have been bought up.
Lots of high end escorts and really expensive hotels.
>>28335239
Whores, booze, drugs and food. That's really all there is to it.
Oh, yes, and the best, comfiest, most expensive fucking bed in existence.
burn it all and film it
upload to youtube after week is over
shitty clickbait title
profit
>>28335708
>that you later sell
If the posters have no intent of selling it, then they are not violating the rules.
>>28335239
These rules are so restrictive that the money is teetering on being worthless.
>>28335239
Let's see
Go to the doctor and dentist.
Find out how much it was cost to fix my entire mouth. Drop that money down.
Go to doctors, see if there is anything wrong with me. Drop money down.
I live in Las Vegas so, I'd probably get a nice hotel room. Gamble some of it. Get a couple prostitutes.
Buy some shit like new video game systems (not assets if you plan to use them until they are dead).
I'd spend it in a way that would make me famous. Like spend it in a conspicuous way on something stupid but potentially viral. Then profit from my newfound fame. Write a book, do an app. Whatever
>>28336211
>If the posters have no intent of selling it, then they are not violating the rules
This.
I'd put a down payment on a house. Easy peasy.
>>28336215
>Find out how much it was cost to fix my entire mouth. Drop that money down.
>Go to doctors, see if there is anything wrong with me. Drop money down.
That's actually not a bad idea.
Pay off my student debt, feed my dying dog, get my sister into a better school and get my mum her medication. Then I'll probably spend the rest on a sex dungeon and kidnap hooker's.
>>28335239
Solar panels, 3D printers, VPN, drugs, weapons, a greenhouse, some chickens and a small scale automated process to loive in aself sustainable way in case shit hits the fan.
Pay for 100 qt prostitutes and have a huge std orgy
Pay someone to let me violate their underage daughter
>>28335791
>helping a woman out ever
Fuck off
>>28335239
The inclusion of the no resale rule makes the money functionally worthless. The value can only be made useful to me in perishables and expensive items that won't leave my possession.
I'd have to make large purchases.
Then I'd have to budget the loose change to the penny to avoid being left with under a dollar and unable to buy anything.
You might think you can get rid of a penny easily but you'd waste days asking people to take a penny and wink for you or something similar.
Or I could cheat the fuck out of this problem and buy gift cards.
>>28336132
Well than that makes it too easy to spend that cash.
Bills, but of course I am going to celebrate too.
I'd buy a Robodrill with a 24000RPM spindle.
It might be too expensive though, depends on the table size.
>>28336140
Im changing my answer. This is what I want to do with my money as well.
>buy 4chan
>close it down
>>28336848
its for the best
>>28335239
>buy a house in the wilderness and pay them to bring electric lines, water, and gas just for me. I would then spend the rest of my life as a hermit, away from society and live off the money. Any extra gets spent on vidya.
>>28335239
>buy pic related ($6k give or take)
>pay off all loans and debt ($35k)
>Go put a tasty $40k down payment on a half decent house in a half decent neighborhood
>buy furniture for new house ($10k)
>make it rain at a strip club ($1k)
>However many whores from the strip club that are willing to be recorded being fucked by me in various different ways, in various different holes, $8k can buy
>>28336875
R=EEEEEEEE==
I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUT IT OFF
>>28336928
>live off the money
>you have one week to spend it
I hope you plan on comitting sudoku after a week
Arrange a marriage with a cute loli
>>28335239
>a nice used car-$10,000
>a nice used truck-$15,000
>lots of guns and ammo-$10,000
>some nice ukuleles-$5,000
>5 years of car insurance paid-$6,000
>5,000 gallons of gas paid where i can just fill up at pump whenever-$2,200
>small plot of land trailer or small home-$45,000
>spend the rest on stuff for house and mechanics tools
fuck spending money on women lol, I'd rather get an average girl for free.
>>28335239
I'd pay my friend $100k to give me a blowjob, then he'd pay me $95k for a blowjob, and I'd invest the money I earned :^)
I would spend it all on weed
>>28337156
lrn2english
cant buy assets you would later sell
fly my entire family and everyone they invite round trip to an expensive restaurant in a foreign country and pick up the tab, 100k aint shit in money terms
>Escorts
>Plastic surgery
>A nice car
>Better furniture
>Better clothes
>A cell phone upgrade
>Travel/road trip
Donate 90k to a small, shitty college.
Hopefully it gets a gym/residence hall named after me.
Spend the rest on expensive food, liquor, and escorts.
>Pay for driving lessons for motorcycle
>buy nice motorcycle
>make reservations at the most expensive hotels all over western Europe (also pay for them right then and there)
>travel to all these hotels when I get my bike license
>buy an appartment in big city that's also very high up, so I have an awesome view and can be alone in the middle of society
If the 100000 can only cover the appartment than I'm totally fine with that as well.
Also, only if I sell these assets will I break the rule. And I don't plan on selling them any time soon.
>"what would you le do if you had $100k le dollars that you couldn't le spend on le anything?? xD"
you are a redditor and you should kill yourself
I would buy 100k worth of drugs and alcohol.
>>28335239
Buy a pencil from my friend for 100k who then proceeds to gift me 80k at a later date. You dumb fuck
>>28335239
100k can't even buy a half decent house. Fuck off with your peanuts
>>28337718
fuckin
YES
lots and lots of pic related.
>>28335239
>pay off my student debt and go on the first holiday I'd have since 2006.
>>28335239
buy gold
trade gold for equal legal tender that I don't have to spend in one week
>>28337777
Good idea, that was my plan
>>28335239
fly to japan and get some anime pussy
a shitload of drugs & alcohol as well as a rope
If i gamble it is the money i win mine to keep?
>Buy a shit ton of non perishable foods
>Bribe officials to give me a license without all the bullshit wait periods
>Buy a nice car
>New wardrobe
>Buy new furniture
>Eat good food
>Buy a few plane tickets
>Buy gifts for everyone I know
>Get tons of nice shit for my animals
>New, specially made enclosures
Easy peasy
>>28335239
Hookers and cocaine, strip clubs. Travel to another country, repeat. Ill either have a really great story to tell or go down in a blaze of glory.
>>28337349
>hurr
plane tickets can be sold fuckwit, nothing that can be sold, restaurant food can be taken home and sold retard thats against le rules le lrn2rules leddit
>stick a fork up your anus cuck
>having bills to pay off
Pity
>>28338085
http://www.wikihow.com/Calm-Down-an-Autistic-Person
>>28338085
He means you can't buy things you will sell later, not can, but will and intend on selling
and even if he didn't, both of you are retarded for letting this go for this long
have a giant statue of me commissioned to be built in the center of town. that way i will never be forgotten, and birds will shit on me
Fuck you and your rules. I'll dance around them all day. I'll pay a friend for "services" and split the difference. I'll create a corporate spv, take out the loan, and donate to the spv. I'll go on vacations to the Bahamas and move the money through casino credits. I'll create personal guarantees and a trust to lend through to swap debt, use structured derivatives. You create any fucking rule and I'll break it.
That is why at the end of the day you dream about spending pittance when I make the big bucks, you uncreative slave doomed for an eternity of taking coffee orders before being briefly replaced by robots
>>28335239
fux my house, fix abd buy parts for my car and restore the engine giving several more years to my junky car.
pay my tuition, buy games, anew computer, rewire my house.... oh and get juan to mow my front yard again.
That goes against like every rule I have with money, I'd rather just light it on fire honestly because that's essentially what you'd be doing if forced to obey all those rules.
>>28338119
Hey, wanna buy a man some dumb shit?
>>28337156
that is basically what I was gonna say
and it totally within the rules fagits
since I can't keep the excess money after I buy whatever I want, I can't purchase things that require perpetual payments.
So sports cars are out of question, maybe a late model at that, but I still need to afford insurance. Houses are out too.
First thing that comes to mind is a new computer. Beefy titanZ rig, maybe use a server mobo so I can have dual skylakes and monster ram.
Then just replacing/buying new things for my home: furniture, kitchen appliances, security system, pool/hot tub, toolbenches, bed, dressers/drawers, workout equipment, desks, BBQ, etc.
Then I'd buy clothes. Lots of coats, shirts, pants, belts, shoes, socks, hats, suits, winterwear, swimwear, sleepwear, wearwear.
Stock-up on expensive wines and exotic tastes.
Buy movies, games, music, miscellaneous paraphernalia related to my interests like statues.
With all that out of the way, I'd have probably already spent 30 if not 50k
Whatever I have left I give away/donate.
If I HAVE to spend all of the money on myself, buy tons-more alcohol, maybe get plastic surgery on my nose, spare computer components in case something fails, maybe buy a sky-diving package (those run up to like 6k), Then just buying whatever I want on newegg, amazon, ebay, whatever.
My whole day would be dedicated to buying as many things as possible to keep me satiated and entertained in my fucking home. A day of unlimited spending would be such a chore than an enjoyable evening, but worth it in the longrun. I might buy everyone's meals at some restaurants.
>>28335239
Attempt to die of alcohol overdosis.Repeat with alcohol+medicine if it won't work.
