Who /fuckedupfirstfap/ here?
The first thing I fapped to was futa at thirteen.
>>28335092
The first thing I fapped to was a ginger woman in latex doing softcore at 12. The first thing I cummed to was a chubby dominatrix at 13. The first thing I fantasized about was being a woman getting fucked by men at 9.
The first thing I fapped to when I was a kid was Dragon Ball Z hentai.
Don't regret it.
Lisa Ann Schoolteacher was my first. Feels good man
>>28335092
I started off with shitty furry lit erotica. It's colored me as a person ever since. I'm not even sure if I would be a homosexual without it. Now I have a literal husbando that I pretend to hug at night and talk to as if it were a seperate person.
Sometimes I'm genuinely surprised by the answers he gives. That's a terrifying thought and makes me wonder if I'm becoming mentally ill. I'm considering trying to find someone who will roleplay him for me, I'm a very lonely man.
Not really into futa though. Cuntboys are pretty hot.
Wasn't the first thing I fapped to but I can remember the first thing I ejaculated to.
It was this fucking sprite.
You normies haven't got shit on the arcane powers of my autism.
My first fap was at age ten.
I had an old Prima Guide to Zelda:OoT and I used to fap furiously to Princess Ruto. It was great. No regrets.
>>28335092
Crossdressed and humped a pillow.
>Took me way longer after that to realise I was trans
>>28335092
Interracial amateur. It was kinda fucked up IIRC.
Still fap to ebony +BWC and many other mixing porns
I dont remember the content, but i didnt know what cumming was. I was stroking my cock while chatting to a lesbain friend on steam while playing xcom. Thought my dick was exploding
>>28335092
First fap was at age eight humping a pillow while fantasizing about hypnotizing my family, no sexual implications. The autism is real.
>>28335712
Who hasnt fapped to that...thing
Location: grandparent's house
Age: 13
Subject: Jeannette Mccurdy, after watching an episode of iCarly.
I climaxed, but nothing came out of my tiny wee wee. Just a little translucent liquid.
>>28335712
what the fuck is that
there's nothing the slightest bit sexual about it
First thing I fapped to was Bondage Fairies, I
printed that hentai manga, cut and staple it for
later use since I didn't have a computer in my
room. Also Misty hentai, hentai in general. First
real porn was lesbians. Was 11.
>>28335092
my first fap was a test to see if i even could (had weird dick problems at young age and wanted to see if the thing worked)
i was 15
it was to a character from my favorite showdegrassiand it felt like nothing. it wasn't until the 3rd fap i even enjoyed it. second was a chick licking her own armpit kek it was hairy
>>28335092
I think my first proper fap was pretty vanilla, but when I first learned about masturbation no one explained to me that if you're cut, you need to use lube to feel anything (which is weird, considering I'm an Amerifag). So I kept humping random objects to get off until I was 13 and it was finally explained to me.
>>28336285
>if you're cut you need to use lube to feel anything
what? I'm cut and I have never used lube?
>>28336098
Are you actually 10 years old?
Don't remember my first masturbation material. Remember jerking off to ecchi threads on invisionfree anime forums. But for several years of masturbation I would hump the carpet or a pillow or my mattress or something to get off. Jerking off with my hand always felt awkward. Then one day I was sick at home and sat at the computer and used by left hand instead cause I was holding the mouse with my right. Jerked off using my precum as lube and came with my 12 year old dick to this. To this day I still use my precum as lube and can produce it pretty much on command.
>>28335092
this was the first thing I came to when I was 13.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtwo-FZaIr8&list=PLFCBD377D0BEC82C8
I did it in my pants, on my family laptop while my mom was cooking dinner in the room next door and was able to see my face but nothing else.
I'd been looking at femdom & macroshit shit since a few years before but I never came until then. If I had the power I would either give myself amnesia to forget everything related to femdom & macrophilia related or go back in time and stop myself from ever looking at it. I honestly might've become a normie maybe even a chad if this stuff hadn't fucked me up mentally. I've never came to a normal porn video and likely never will. How sad is that at 18?
Being an oblivious child (10), I asked my mom why my penis got hard when I see "pretty ladies". She said it's my body's way of telling me I like someone.
She then asked me if I thought she was beautiful.
>"Of course you're beautiful momma."
She took her top off (she was a house wife and wore no bra) and asked if I'm feeling it again.
>"I think so."
>"Can you show it to momma?"
I pulled down my pants and underwear. She told me she has a way of making me feel better when I feel this way. She pulled a small bottle of Dove lotion from her drawer, squirted a bit on her hands, and stroked me for a few minutes until I came.
This all seemed okay to me at the time. It wasn't until my mid-teens that I realized that wasn't a normal experience. My mom and I have never talked about it since that day and we've pretended nothing happened. I'm not sexually attracted to her, but she is by no means ugly. I still love her a lot and she's a great parent.
>>28336370
Have you seriously been dry masturbating? Jesus this board is truly full of autists.
>>28336382
Yes, I am 10 years old. I made this post predicting what will happen to me 3 years into the future.
Your degeneracy is showing.
>>28336531
I had to train myself to masturbate properly bc I initially did it by just pressing down on my penis, which I later found out fucks up your penis. I've jerked off so much I don't get precum unless I do nofap for a few days. this was also me >>28336541
Who else has literally never used lube before? Does it actually make your dick feel good?
>was like 12 at the time
>found brothersberserk volumes
>thought thesacrificial scene was hentaibecause I didn't bother reading any of it just skimmed
>remember humping a pillow while skimming overyou know exactly what scene I'm talking about
wasn't til I actually read the volumes a few years later that the reality of what I masturbated to really sank in.
>>28336641
How does pushing down on your penis fuck it up? I don't do it but I've never heard what the effects are of doing so.
>>28336676
I don't really know, but I would guess after enough times it makes the lower end of your penis skinnier c that is where you apply the most pressure. I actually stopped doing it bc you see in all the media the traditional way of masturbating and I felt like I was weird for doing it my way, and worried that when I finally convince a girl to have sex with me I wouldnt be able to cum bc I was too used to pressure needing to be applied.
>>28336098
desu thats not that weird
>>28335092
My 2nd fap was to simpsons porn
My 3rd fap was to an incredibly realistic incest doujin
I regret nothing.
>>28335092
>Was 8
>Started dry humping the carpet naked
>Threw a blanket on top of myself
>Mom walked in
>She ripped the blanket off
>Freaked out and ran to the bathroom as soon as I saw daylight
>Hid for a bit
>Put underwear on
>Walked back out like nothing happened
I've been looking at porn since I was 4 since my dad was absolute shit at hiding his mag stash, and even after he caught me looking at that shit he never bothered to move it somewhere more concealed. So while I didn't know precisely what it was, I had a general knowledge of sex as a child during preadolescence and had often times looked at porn. I don't even remember my first fap, but it could have been anywhere from lesbian to scat porn.
My father should be thrown away for child abuse honestly.
I started masturbating to the sound of my parents having sex from very early childhood.
>>28337059
That's hardcore bro
>>28337090
Is it? I'm not sure how normal something like that is. I masturbate to the sounds of my neighbors having sex, too.
I started punching and squeezing my own tested from a very early age. I've known I was a masochist since I was about 10 or 11, and to this day struggle to get off without being threatened or hurt.
First time I fapped and came was to some dumb humiliation/torture fantasy.
>>28335951
>realise I was trans
You became trans. You can't be born as a tranny autisimo.
>>28337133
neighbors =/= parents bro.
Ur first fap was pretty fucked up and not normal at all.
>>28335092
kim possible -> handjobs -> literotica -> softcore -> lesbian -> squirting -> lesbian strapon domination -> porn games -> hentai -> incest comics -> 3d incest comics -> rape/forced -> feet -> loli -> cp -> hurtcore -> guro -> traps
I weaned myself off the bad shit and now I'm just into petite girls, feet, traps
>>28335092
Some loli guro like 14 years ago, dunno why. Never really found guro hot ever.
Now I just masturbate either to sfw pictures of shota or Gilgamesh.
when i was 12 i was too afraid to search for porn incase my parents would find out, so i'd search "what is hentai" into google images and fap to the occasional hentai titties i'd find
>>28335092
first time i fapped, i didnt use my hands. i stuck my flaccid dick in between my legs while thinking of this hot girl from my class until i came. i was flaccid.
it was absolutely incredible. nothing like the orgasms i have now. i fapped using my legs exclusively for a year or two before eventually googling how to do it properly.
>>28337708
>tfw I started fapping hands-free
orgasms are 3-5x more rewarding
>>28337253
Huh. Well. That's good to know, I suppose. It lasted into my early teens when they finally split up. Conditioning, I suppose.
>>28335092
My first fap was at 18
It was such a life changing experience I began keeping a masturbation diary for a few years, and also made a point to rememeber the fantasy that first got it off.
Here's the entry I put down:
>... The fantasy that got me off for the first time was of a small girl who was kidnapped, forced to take in an emema, had an inflatable butt plug placed in her, had a diaper placed on her, and was then forced to jack off a restrained man. The idea was that until he came she couldn't poop. The highest levels of stimulation were achieved when focusing how she was naive and was told it was like milking a cow and also how she would start begging the man to "please shoot his milk" so she could poop, tears in her eyes.
It's all been downhill from there.
>>28337952
>I began keeping a masturbation diary for a few years, and also made a point to rememeber the fantasy that first got it off.
>>28337952
>she couldn't poop
It pisses me off so much when people refer to defecation as "having to poop". Say"having to take a shit" for fuck's sake
13 years ago was the tirst time I had sex was when I was 9 and my cousin sucked me off I thought I just wanted to pee really bad but some years later I found out I was just cumming.
>>28338055
Go ahead, name a date between April 29th 2013 and March 20th 2015 and I'll give you the closest entry to that date (some information may be redacted and names will certainly be changed)
>>28338091
Sometimes I say poop, sometimes I say shit.
>>28338238
Stop. You're a grown man now. Saying "I have to poop" is childish. Say "I have to take a shit" like a man.
>>28338319
>you're a man now, that means that you need to me vulgar because that's how I do things
>>28338238
January 1st, 2015
>>28338341
>thinks saying shit is vulgar
C'mon brah
>>28338345
The closest entry is on the 8th
> I'm sorry to say I've given up on my sister. For a long time now I humored the thought that we could become lovers, and spend the rest of our lives together. To me, that was ideal. No, it wasn't just the ideal, it was the only option she had in life. Simply, I despise my sister, and have my entire life. She has treated me like shit, and I have very right to hate her. But she doesn't seem to /get/ how much she has wronged me, or how much she owes me. If I were to propose to her, I don't think that she'd reject me on grounds of incest. Well, she might, that would be her excuse at least. But the idea of her becoming my lover to make up for how she has wronged me is probably impossible for her to understand, because, in her mind, she has either never wronged me or been a gross benefit in my life. I will not stand for a sister who thinks that way. "The smallest amount of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love", it was that idea that kept the idea in my mind. But now, there is no hope, none. There is no hope, nor love, nor lust in my heart. My feelings toward her are exactly the same as they were when I [redacted]. I despise her, and I will make that much known. I'm not going to make plans about whether or not she and I become lovers. I'm going to [redacted]. The two of them can simply curse their luck to have me for a son and brother as I curse my luck to have them as a mother and sister. To bad, I wont be living the incestuous dream, and my sister wont be able to make up for what she has done. I'll just chalk that up to the greatest failure in my life and move on.
I am a huge faggot, I know.
>>28336067
the. FUCK. did. i. just. read, brah?!
>>28338526
It's a play on the "trolley problem" /lit/ meme (and basic thought experiment)
A man can either pull a lever and divert a trolley to kill one man that's tied up, or do nothing and remain passive, and let the trolley kill five people.
Which is the morally right thing to do? How much guilt falls to the hands of the man who pulls the lever?
>>28338572
yeah but what about all the shit about "the brain knows hearts, but doesn't know kidneys, but is inextricably linked to the trolley"? im so fucking perplexed by this
My first fap was at age 5, just thinking about dicks.
The first time I watched porn was age 7, i was watching a cute guy jerk off, and i fapped to that too.
It wasn't until age 10-11 that I found doujins, but ever since then 99% of my faps are to 2d.
>>28338696
I'm not sure, it could just be absurd for the sake of it, if I had to take a guess it's probably a riff on some author's writing style, and what it means isn't important
>>28338729
Are you a fag? Like, are you genuinely gay?
My first fap was either tobeastialityorcpwhen I was 8. It wasn't a good idea to give an 8 year old access to the internet.
>>28338998
Is fapping to cp even bad when you're only 8 years old? I mean the production of said cp is still bad, but you can't really blame an 8 year old for getting off to it, can you?
>>28335092
Mine was to some random chick on youtube who would just pull down her shirt and squeeze her boobs through a pink bra. that was my go-to when i was like 12 or some shit
good times
>>28335712
lmao dude
had a hearty kek at your autism
Reporting in.
First fap was unknowingly to anal porn, and now I only see women as sexual objects.
>>28335092
I first masturbated to a woman stripping on a tiger patterned swimsuit from those old nude videos that used to pass at some channels on TV after midnight. I then moved on to anime. I remember this Evangelion picture being the first that hentai I masturbated to.
>>28335712
>FF Tactics
muh nigga
>>28339044
Well, that's the way I saw it but I still knew that it was illegal and considered immoral.
>>28339153
Also masturbated a lot to her when I was clearing the .hack games.
>>28335092
The first time I fapped to something was a hentai whose name I can't remember. In it, a girl is stripped naked and held down while some dudes punched her in her belly until she bleeds from her mouth. I can't remember if they said she was dead or no
CP on KaZaA when I was like 9 and didn't understand it was bad and illegal.
>>28339257
Dude I can relate she used to give me boners and I briefly made her my waifu. I'm pretty embarrassed about it.
>tfw my first fap was stuffing my shirt with other shirts and pretending to be a pregnant woman
You should have just let me watch porn, mom.
I remember that I didn't fantasize about anything in particular. I was 11 or 12 years old, I had just heard about sex from kids at school, and so I was trying to imitate what they described by using my hand. I used a strange grip, with my palm facing away from me rather than toward me, so my four fingers gripped the top of the shaft. I did it while taking a bath.
It felt weird, not really good or bad. I remember seeing something in the tub, I don't know if I ejaculated, but whatever I saw scared me and I got out. I felt sick to my stomach afterwards. Every now and then I'd do the same stroking, but I never came and didn't understand what I was doing.
Eventually some kids talked about masturbation and I realized what I'd been doing to myself was apparently normal and widespread. Except for my grip.
How do you even stumble upon pizza when you're nine or eight years old?
>>28339294
I remember telling my older brother that was watching me play that I actually loved Blackrose and got sad whenever I couldn't take her to my party, and he responded with the most disgusted look a kid could give. Waifus are a hell of a drug.
>>28339393
>I used a strange grip, with my palm facing away from me rather than toward me, so my four fingers gripped the top of the shaft
It's possible that you were using The Old Arabic without knowing
>>28338765
yes
oregano corn
>>28339405
Unfortunately, I heard a friend say Blackrose was inspired by the Ganguro aesthetic in Japan. When I got older, I googled Ganguro hentai, and well pics like pic related come up.worst thing is, I regularly fap to ganguro hentai, even thought I hate niggers
>>28339818
Your friend was an imbecile though.
i fapped to a flat chested card captor sakura image when i was 13
>>28339838
Did you look at it on the school library's computer and got caught during it? That happened to me while looking at Card Captor Sakura porn.
>>28339836
Please explain why. Was Blackrose not inspired by Ganguro?
>>28339878
No, i printed it and jacked off in my room.
>>28339899
She was not.
The first real orgasm with ejaculation I had was to a video game character.
Not going to say which one. She was a minor character with no name in a game that wasn't particularly great.
>>28339933
Fuck. Then my friend indirectly got me hooked to Ganguro hentai by accident
The first thing I fapped to was a soft core porno / documentary show called "The bunny ranch" on Cinemax (?).
It was about prostitution in Nevada and got pretty lewd.
My first cum was a green tint; anybody else have that?
>>28335092
Mischa Barton.
First season of the OC.
Was amazing.
The first I had was to some emo garbage.
To this day I don't know how the 10 yr old me ever got off to it
>>28338457
>I am a huge faggot, I know.
I think it's interesting. I wish I could read your entire journal. Any way you could scan and upload the entire thing (with revealing information redacted)?
But yeah you are pretty messed up bro.
February 14, 2013
>>28339044
how the fuck did an 8 year old come across CP. Was it easier to access it back then than it is now?
>>28335092
i fapped to mlp fafiction before i knew about the shownice
The first thing I ever fapped to was the horses on my parents farm doing it. I looked at what the stallion was doing and it clicked. Don't find horses particularly arousing, but they introduced me to fapping and sex.
>>28340195
I'd be a lot more terrified than aroused if I ever saw pic related irl.
>>28340011
my first cum wasn't like that, but it was when I was a horny teenager and I was jerking off multiple times a day
>implying i still don't do that
>>28340271
yeah, its large to us. But when the horses where doing it, it just looked like the right size. Seeing the dong wasn't really terrifying, it was just a dong.
>>28340111
>Any way you could scan and upload the entire thing (with revealing information redacted)?
I've thought about it before, editing it and putting it up on /r9k/ for the lulz but I've decided against it. I think the amount of shit it'd get would come to outweigh the cathartic feeling of revealing it to people. God help me if something I wrote becomes a meme. But thank you for your kind consideration and curiosity.
>February 14, 2013
That's before I began writing it, see >>28338238
>>28340278
>tfw you will never again be as horny as you were when you were a teenager
fapping just isnt the same anymore
>>28340391
What's terrifying is the thought of that thing raping you.
>>28340448
Why would your thoughts immediately turn to that direction upon seeing a horse's dick, though? Who the fuck's ever been raped by a horse?
>>28336553
What the fuck, the way you finished it so non-chalantly lol
>>28340543
Well, consensual sex with a horse can kill you too. I literally masturbated to Mr. Hands a bunch of times when I was younger.
>tfw the internet is too clean now
>>28340543
bc I think I heard there have been cases of animals sexually assaulting humans
>>28340448
not scared of the rest of the horse. Just its dick. mkay anon
>>28335092
Gay pokemon rule 34, at 10
There was a scene in the show Golden Girls was a character was found in bed with some dude. It wasnt one of the main cast I believe but I dont remember really.
Yep, that wasnt my first boner but I came for the first time from that scene at some point during the episode. I must have been like 13 or so.
So now I just have this granny fetish and I dont know why.
i remember my first fapping after an episode of the fresh prince of bel air.
shit was weird, didn't cum just pissed a bunch at climax
I fapped to a lot of futa starting age 12 or so. I guess I was already thinking like a robot then, because I didn't so much find it hot so much as have the thought process of, "I bet she feels so ostracized for having a dick, but I'd be in love with her anyway." Eventually I did end up legitimately really liking futa though.
Around 13 I saw some furry shit on Newgrounds with a bunch of comments on how hot it was. I didn't really find it hot at all and thought something was wrong with me for not liking it, so I tried fapping to that furry porn thinking that's what normal people did. Thankfully didn't end up a furry, though.
>>28335665
Have you looked into the whole tulpaforming thing? That's what your imaginary husbando sounds a lot like. I tried making a waifu like that once but eventually stopped because, yeah, it pretty much is just meditating yourself into self-induced schizophrenia.
First fap was a preggo camwhore. I regret nothing.
Thank you all for posting, I really enjoyed reading all the responses.
My first real fap was funny. I used to rub ny dick like the way girls masturbate where they just rub their vagina, because I didn't know what masturbation was. I just knew it felt good. Then I finally got a phone with internet, and I looked up all the dirty stuff I wanted. I found a gif instructing how to masturbate. I was like "oh so that's how you do it, like thi-" and then I came. I still masturbate to dicks to this day, but men are gross and I can't get enough of cute girls. It's just evolved into fapping to sissy stuff where the only dicks they show are nice looking ones.
Why the fuck did I have to accidentally orgasm to a gif of a dude masturbating lmao
>>28335951
I did this when I was a little kid... I'm pretty much totally straight except for jacking it to (but not cumming to) shemales. is that weird?
some pic of vida guerra
>>28335092
My first time was when I was 6. I was sitting downstairs on YouTube and a porn popup of a girl masturbating on a piano came up. It made my dick hard and I played with it.
>>28343238
>6
>youtube
Uuuuuhhhhh
i used to feel something akin to an orgasm while climbing poles or ropes around elementary school age, idk, it was kind of like masturbating
most of my early faps were to bailey jay, that comic about the draenei in the barrens, and hardblush
>>28343673
I nostalgia fapped to that the other day top tier shit.
>>28343485
Sorry, I was 8.
I'm 18 now.
My first fap was a pikachu fucking another pikachu, disgusting as fuck now that I think about it. I never liked furshit but that was my first fap I guess.
>>28343739
oh fuck that's a good comic
My first fap was to some lesbian strapon video. Cant rememer its exact name. These days I've moved on to futa. Probably only a matter of time before I drop the pretense and start jerking off to guys.
>>28343739
Shit, I remember reading this. Good stuff.
>>28339818
>that picture
patrician as fuck anon
>tfw your relatviely mundane lipstick fetish is extremely underepresented in porn, but daipers, inflation, vore, and other degeneracy are rapant
>>28339818
Ganguro aren't niggers, they are jap girls who are so addicted to cock they tan the fuck out of themselves because they think it makes them sexier.
>>28344700
I find it hot as fuck but I have a bit of a slut fetish so there's that.
>>28344725
Corruption is best fetish. Just leave the girl alone with a vibe when you're not there, she's all over you when you're horny.
>>28344725
>>28344824
this desu, all the appeal of corruption and slut, with the addition of makeup and brown girls
Lewd thoughts of Pokemon characters when I was about 10 or 11, really telling in hindsight.
>>28335092
I fapped to my imagination at 13. A girl from art class taught me how to jerk off, but sadly she didn't give me a hands-on lesson. My first few times cumming were dry loads
I think I fucked up my own puberty
>>28336178
God fucking damn everyone is literally circle jerking about Drake
My first fap was to Sim Girl's ending, which was badly drawn.
I miss those days. You'd get sprung over something as basic as an underwear model or a topless scene on a late night TV show, you'd wack it for 2 minutes, have a full body orgasm, relax, then get sprung at the next sight of a bra.
The first time I masturbated was to a woman giving birth in one of those educational videos.
The first time I came was to gay shota.
>>28345577
You didn't fuck up anything, your story is the most normal in this whole thread.
Who else snuck down to watch Babestation?
I'm glad my first faps were to basic shit because it's gotten harder to get off as time went on. Those who first fapped to like furry hentai must be into some deprived shit now.
>>28345818
>Those who first fapped to like furry hentai must be into some deprived shit now.
You don't even know, man. I'm >>28345790 and now I masturbate to reptiles laying eggs in nature documentaries.
>>28345851
Its why I worry for the pornhub generation now. When I was younger because of how slow the internet was and how much you wanted to bust a nut, you just settled for whatever you could find, you didn't wanna risk the virus. So just a badly drawn picture of some naked cartoon girl would do. Now kids these days have pornhub instantly accessible, so they can instantly look up the hardcore stuff.
It'll fuck them up in the future when it comes to their sexual needs.
fapped to some woman blowing a horse while dressed in girls clothesi was molested a lot as a kid
>>28335092
the first thing i masturbated too was a gay fanfiction about two wolves having anal sex
thanks for making me remember that
>>28335092
Jesus man that's sad
I first fapped thinking of a girl in my class in the six grade so I was probably eleven because my birthday is in the late spring
Second time was to a lingere magazine, then those staticy porn TV channels we didn't actually get
