Drunk?
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I feel like shit. Should I get drunk?
Store closes in 36 minutes and it's a 10 minute walk.
if quads no
if dubs yes
if singles roll again
>>28335020
Yes, of course you should.
>>28335020
Yeah.
I was gonna get Chinese for cheat day but fuck that I want to get smashed off my ass.
Thx op you reminded me of alcohol.
>>28335085
rolling again desu
No. Don't get drunk. Be a good boy. Go to sleep and eat your veggies.
>>28335020
If you're asking the question, then I think you should
>>28335119
Alcohol is my main cheat desu. I see your also cutting? I'm cutting out of fat mode whilst I also lift. Progress would be faster if I didn't drink but fug that desu.
>>28335095
I got up at 2pm slept till 7pm. Ate at 8:30pm. Gonna get alc, Gonna revise for an hour or so (tests). Then get drunk. Sleep in till like 1pm tommorow, coffee my shit up senpai. do some revision lessons, revise again, play vidya. Lights out by like 11pm.
That's my current plan.
Any suggestions for good movies to watch whilst smashed/drinking? I want something chill.
I like sci-fi, gangster shit (nothing edgy), comedy and action. Anime is good too,
no. it takes too much effort to stay drunk. and it's bad for your skin.
>>28335162
See >>28335212
I had avocado and sardines for dinner last night.after a walk and going to the gym. I'm not healthy or unhealthy. This is prolly what normies to desu. Who is gonna get drunk with me and shitpost ITT?
>>28335241
You're making me want to drink tonight, but I was trying to be good this week :/
>>28335308
You think no one was?
I have to go now. be back soon,.
>>28335232
That's a very interesting graph. I wouldn't have thought that the entire alcohol industry exists to serve the needs of a minority of deviants.
>>28335383
That graph is the kind of stuff they teach you in drunk driving classes if you get a dui. Not sure if it's true or propaganda. But I think there's some truth to it.
Fuck it I'm gonna go get wine in a bit
>>28335432
>TFW think im an alchy but barely even make the Ninth Decile.
>>28335892
Just got back with pic related. I'm gonna revise for an hour or so then get bombed.
>>28335894
I'm somewhere between the 9th and 10th desu. I have weeks where I don't drink at all though.
>>28336060
I had 3 bottles of wine and 6 beers last week.
I'm having my first bottle of wine for this week tonight. I sometimes drinks a lot less.
>>28335232
WE. ARE. THE 99 PERCENT.
WE. ARE. THE 99 PERCENT.
WE. ARE. THE 99 PERCENT.
WE. ARE. THE 99 PERCENT.
>>28335020
I would love to get drunk but i have a job in the morning
I am also afraid that ill become an alcoholic
>>28336769
>job
You know where we are right?
>>28335973
>"bombed" off of one bottle of wine
Lightweight desu.
>>28336843
Red wine fucks me up way more then red and I've not eaten that much today.
Plus I didn't have a drink since sunday.
>>28336871
I don't drink wine that often but one bottle is nothing more than comfy buzz.
>>28336922
This.
I'm debating drinking as I do some statistics revision.
Here's to bad choices!
Originalous
Best cheap vodka right here
>>28337445
>chardonnay
I think I've had that. White wine fucks me up in the wierdest way, I feel like I can function but my emotions are just as fucked as they are on anything other alcohol. I'm drinking red wine, I only ate two double cheeseburgers over the last 24 hours, somewhere between trippy and dont give a fuck. Feels nice desu, still have like 2/3rd the bottle left.
>>28338467
Vodka makes me feel sick and has never got me drunk. I don't know why.
Liquor and me are on bad terms.
>was gaming with a friend via LAN pc one day
>had 3 beers
>had 3 bottle of wine
>had a bottle of whiskey
Was so fucked up from that I didn't leave my bed for nearly 2 days except to piss and drink tiny bits of water.
>>28339133
It's a decent wine for being cheap af. Got 2 bottles for 10 bucks. Which actually I think was a mistake somehow because usually it's closer to 15. Maybe it was a sale. idk.
I'm just starting to drink. Cheers. Hope your statistics work is going well.
>>28339253
It was okay. It's first year so doesn't matter that much. I obsess over grades a lot tho.
Are you eating with your wine? White wine and pasta goes nice together.
>>28335020
>>28335241
I want this girl to be my girlfriend. Can I please have a girlfriend like this. She gives my eyes orgasms.
>>28339300
Not yet, I'm gonna eat here in a half hour or so. Got some leftover veggie stir-fry to eat. :)
>>28339319
She did a shoot for playboy where she wore a bra and panties and ate pizza. She's like 5'0 and spends her life at a computer playing videogames.
Her entire identity is being a fuckable gamer grill. Do you think she is totally fine under all that? If your fucked up you need someone who is stable.
>>28339548
That seems to be a trend among fuckable gamer girls
>>28339475
Are you a vegetarian?
I eat meat with basically every meal, always have. I got a roast chicken and bacon sandwhich but I'm enjoying being drunk on an empty stomach atm.
>>28339565
She's 40 years old and posts like a 14 year old.
She is middle aged and hasn't a single skill.
I've never gotten drunk alone before, but I just turned 21 and have no friends. How do I avoid being an alcoholic?
>>28339548
All women are broken at this point.
Just give me someone who looks like her but is pure.
>>28339609
>all women are broken
Aren't you tho.
I'm getting drunk on a Wednesday?
>>28339679
Sure but manageable and not as crazy as these broads.
Men = more rational
Women = more emotional
>>28339569
No but since I've been on a weight loss journey, I have been 5/7 days of the week pretty much.
I'll make a couple chicken breasts with something once a week or so.
The bacon in my freezer taunts me every day kek
>>28339589
Oh jeez. At least Felicia Day seems smart as well as hot imo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s07yFtqI3rw
>>28339605
Wew lad, you got a road ahead of you. I turned 21 last year. No friends either. I spiraled down the path of alcoholism for many months. It feels good for a while but you must keep it in the back of your mind that it's terrible for you. It deteriorates your mind and body both. It will not kill you anytime soon, it will only make your life a living hell.
My advice is to do what you want, but don't abandon your feelings.
>>28339740
Well yeah.
This is why people like Stalin and Hitler exist yes we might be crazy but you can't claim we don't get shit done.
>tfw you never started drinking and are too autistic to start cause everyone knows you as the sober guy/designated driver.
>>28339825
I want her to wrap her legs around my face and suffocate me. I would die happy
>>28335020
who is that in your pic OP?
Why would you not want to be drunk?
>>28339839
you and me both friend
>>28339754
>The bacon in my freezer taunts me every day kek
Wierd I'm actually healthier eating meat. I have about half lean meats i.e chicken, mackeral etc with fatty meats pork, steak, burgers. I want to eat an avocado everyday tho as I hate most green vegetables except that. I just need to but a bunch.
>FD
>smart
Sorry mate. It's cool if she turns you on. But you'll be in a different position once you read this. http://thisfeliciaday.tumblr.com/post/100700417809/the-only-thing-i-have-to-say-about-gamer-gate
>>28339825
>drinking with normies
Yeah it's horrible. Take it from someone who spent years doing that.
>>28339852
Cos it makes it harder to workout the next day and I love the feel of a good pump.
No homo
Actually I fap to traps on the regular so about 25% homo.
>>28339882
>>28339839
>wanting a stubby womanlet gamergrill who smells of BO 24/7 and no skills or ambition
Cmon anon aim higher.
>>28339967
>not wanting a tiny qt gf that'll play vidya and eat pizza with you
GET OUT
>>28339943
>http://thisfeliciaday.tumblr.com/post/100700417809/the-only-thing-i-have-to-say-about-gamer-gate
My dick has betrayed me once again.
>>28340056
See >>28340058
>>28340058
>once again
It's daily for me tbqh. At 26 I thought'd it would slow down but it's actually getting worse. Pic related.
>>28340056
>making a decision on someone based on heavily photoshopped pictures.
Talk to someone, anyone for five minutes.
>>28335020
>10 minute walk
if youre old enough to buy alcohol, why not just drive there?
>>28340058
>http://thisfeliciaday.tumblr.com/post/100700417809/the-only-thing-i-have-to-say-about-gamer-gate
>Over 50,000 reshares
>>28340220
>avatarfagging
My life may be fractured but I remember when it was shit. I feel sorry for you.
>>28340086
>Pic related.
Revy...did you fap to James Rolfe?
are you drunk yet? because I just started
>>28340272
>my life is shit because I posted a reaction image on 4chan
ok bud, have fun walking to the store. maybe some day youll have a job and a license
>>28340756
>did you fap to James rolfe
He's a 3/10.
Nope.
>>28340949
Kek.
How old are you?
I'm 26 get to my age and you'll know what's what.
>>28340976
23 and probably make more money than you do lol.
>>28340992
>Money is everything
wew the Jews got your balls good don't they?
>>28341030
>26 year old NEET
MONEY DOESNT MATTER I HAVE LIFE FIGURED OUT BECAUSE IM OLDER
>>28341068
>not paying attention to the name
>Also assuming someone is a NEET because they said money isn't everything
Holy shit you really are one pathetic motherfucker
>>28340992
You sound very secure about it buddy.
>>28341030
this
>>28341068
I'm not a NEET.
>>28341110
This is cebruz level avatarshitposting
>>28340086
>>28340140
>>28340220
>>28340242
>>28340272
>>28340756
>>28340851
>>28340949
>>28340951
>>28340976
>>28340992
>>28341030
>>28341068
>>28341110
>>28341210
>This is cebruz level avatarshitposting
No this is
Got some Patron and Jack Daniels tonight. don't know if that's a bad mix but oh well.
>>28335020
Do it.
Hope you did it.
I am.
>>28341354
>one bottle of red wine later
Yep
>>28341279
The real cebruz uses a name
>>28341320
>patron
That's nice shit senpai, it gives you that lovely alcohol kick but smooth af.
>jack daniels
Makes me feel sick
>patron
>>28341412
Fuck im drunkposting already.
I forgot alcohol takes an hour to kick in
>>28341412
I only bought a small bottle since the shit is so expensive. But, it is smooth
>>28341435
>Fuck im drunkposting already.
>>28341471
>small bottle
Its enough senpai
I feel gud right now, all tingly muscle ache from lifting is gone. listening to chill af music. vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiIi8X68OCw
>>28341523
If you knew this feel anon.
Holy fuck.
>>28341551
I know Revy. I know.
>>28341596
>tfw I could get drunk tommorow if I wanted.
the good ol' slippery slope. All I wanna do is workout a little, walk, do some revision, shitpost, play vidya with failed chad friend and blackout.
Whynot.jpg
>>28341633
You basically just described my daily routine. Replace revision with working when I have to and that's that. Except my friend is more of a beta than I am. I guess I'm a "failed Chad" but I just don't try or care about women at all.
>got wasted around 6 hours ago and ran out of booze
>been sitting here shitposting feeling myself slowly sober up
worst feel desu
>>28341786
Do you lift tho?
>>28341874
This is why I prefer to drink past sundown so that i fall asleep.
TBQH
>>28342026
Of course I do. Currently I'm cutting tho.
>>28341526
Ah. I love a few shots after a hard workout or a hard day's work. cheers
>>28335020
I'm thinking the exact same thing but I hate myself if I did it because I'm supposed to be a recovering alcoholic.
>>28342467
Aren't we all...
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