>tfw no russian gf
I need a russian gf
I finally found out why my life is shit.
I couldn't figure it out, but now I finally did.
I need a russian gf, how do I get a russian gf? ;_;
Just go there and get one. Plenty of them want to get out of Russia.
>>28334782
Russian girls tend to be slutty and materialistic. They fit the Stacy image almost perfectly.
i have a russian gf but she's like asian
I know this feel.
>tfw no russkie to gently wake you up in the morning, but is so timid and scared she'll ruin your sleep that she gets you up ten minutes late every morning
>tfw no russian in laws to visit that bridge the language barrier with 80 proof cherry vodka
>tfw no motherly russkie to run 'is she a good mother' tests on with various surprise pets that she cuddles with only slightly more passionately than you
>tfw no russkie to teach the English months to because by the time she moved stateside the schools had already taught the young kids that
>tfw no russkie that mumbles and sings in Russian while she makes you dinner
>tfw no lapdog subservient Soviet waifu
>tfw no loyal to death russkie who would take her own life if you ever lost yours
>tfw no russkie
There's literally no reason to live unless you procreate, and I don't see myself being satisfied with any lower lifeform. I'm with you OP. Thankfully I'll have a chance at this soon
>>28334915
>i have a russian gf but she's like asian
this is so perfect... i wish i was you
can you post pics
>>28334985
i might move to a different country soon though
>>28335037
how is this relevant at all to my post
did you even mean to reply to me...?
where are you from though, where are you going? are you moving for work or just to get a new start in a new place?
>>28335182
He's saying he may have to move away from her.
rip karina banned
>>28334782
The problem with getting a Russian gf occurs when you really like her and want to marry her. And lets say you want to have kids (you don't, but later you may) then the problem arises that your kid will be part Russian. That is the problem and I don't think it is worth it. I want my son to read books with me, not play Stalker all day and obsess over firearms.
>>28334782
thought this girl was so hot until i saw her legs lol
>>28335731
Why do you fear superior warrior genes, anon?
>>28335756
whats wrong with them mayt
>>28335731
the russians are actually stunningly educated as a whole when it comes to literature. its way more a part of their culture than anywhere else i've ever seen. they are a nation of literary geniuses compared to the us.
>>28334800
listen to this guy OP. just go there. its ridiculously easy to get hot russian gf. i lived there and every single foreigner including me was fucking russkies on the regular and trust me we were no chads.
>>28335756
What's wrong with her legs?
up down up down left right left left right B A B
unlock russian gf mode
>>28335324
why did she get banned?
>>28336003
slapping her face with a a penis she drew and cutout
>>28336042
thats such a bullshit reason what the fuck. is it a permaban?
>>28336068
probably 1 or 2 days
>>28334782
>i want, need and deserve a 9/10 gf
truly an unique feel, not like every robot cries about this
>>28334800
She'll just leave you for Chad once you bring her back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyPsiNVpqEc
you have a chance op
