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Guys, i fucked really really bad today. >Be me >Going
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Guys, i fucked really really bad today.

>Be me
>Going to the blood drive on the girls gym.
>Everything goes well after the extracting of the blood.
>I go to rest on the mat.
>A qt girl offers me some snacks and juice and we start to talk.
>Then IT starts.
>Just remembered i didn't eat breakfast like they told me too.
>Get super sweaty, tired and nauseous.
>Ask for her number
>Get it
>Then i start to throw up on her and the mat.
>i was escorted to the nurse.
>The mat is located in front of the waiting line where around 40 to 45 people sit and wait.
>I didn't even feel embarrassed because all i can think about is the pain.
>MFW my parents said don't donate your blood.
>I tried to text her, but no replay.

Please i don't want to go to school tomorrow, my social status is already low, it can't get lowered, i really want to go to prom.

Please, Please What can i do?
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stop caring and start to use your vomit as the power it truly is. vomit all over the floor all the time, causing a massive uproar and an untameable classroom chaos. deny all social interaction whatsoever, just be a vomiting sociopath. cover doorways with your vomit, hide if in their lunchboxes, vomit on yourself as you stare the normies in the eyes.

you don't want to go to prom.
You want to become a villain.
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>>28334705
Lmao trying to be creative and funny. Too bad that was stupid.
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Rip you done did it
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well sometimes things like this on a first date or when you first meet wont cause the girl to leave you/reject you. sometimes it can be funny to look back on years later.

my grandpa still tells the story of his first date with my grandma who he has been married to for like 60+ years. he was going to a fancy restaurant with her and as she was going to sit down he was trying to pull out the chair for her and she fell down. granted, he was a chad who looked like a model so that might have helped. also he didnt throw up onto her and women back then were a bit nicer.
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>No replay
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>>28335008
I'm just looking at my options.
I don't want this to be over when i worked so hard for people to like me.
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that's a good story to tell grandkids
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>>28335090
i don't think i will reproduce since news spreads fast in this small town.
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>donating blood
>damn it feels good helping others and all
>tfw nobody cares
>tfw it won't change your social status
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