>You screw an eye bolt into the rafter to put the rope in
>Chads big dick stretches her clit all the way open
clits dont open
>>28333869
>you take the pissbottles out
>chad buries his cock in the qt next door and sends her nudes to all his friends
>she's out looking like a million bucks
>youre home on /r9k/ with a million cucks
Chad karate chops your clit,
>>28334085
rams a baseball in the slit,
>you walk her to her class
>chaddy fucks her in the ass
Rammus ganks your lane,
>>28333869
>shes at homecoming
>your at home cumming
>>28333869
>stretches her clit all the way open
that sounds extremely painful.
>>28334697
For her
But she doesnt mind it because she will do ANYTHING to please Chad is his big girthy dick, and it is a pleasurable strech
>>28334619
But jungle yasuo is dope insane.
>you think your little 6" dick pleases her
>Chad's phantom dick is in there teasing her
>>28334742
do you even know what the clitoris is?
>she's with Chad again, you called it
>never chosen because you have a small dick
>she'll turn 35 and be like "I hit the wall, shit"
>you beg and plead to be her beta wallet
>>28334783
Chads big dick finds it every time
His dick is drawn to the hole the same way a compass is magically pulled to point north, it is simply nature
>>28334814
I am quite sure you skipped Health class and missed how the birds and the bees work. You don't stick your penis in the clitoris.
>>28334868
You dont stick your penis in anything virgin, but Chad does
>you pinch the red, black is the breaker
>chad wisks his batter in her baby maker
>>28334908
Words have meaning and when you string them together to say things which are wrong, expect to be called out on it.
>You are up late pondering the Jewish question
>Chad goes so deep she gets indigestion
>you hide in your room when dad comes home
>Chad hides, in her vagina, his throbbing bone
>>28334956
*tips fedora*
ahhhh yes a fellow scholar of the female anatomy, tis a glorious thing to see!!
>>28335013
fucking kek im crying at this one
>You stay up late reading the works of Chaucer
>She drinks chad's cum from a saucer
>>28335013
this is a work of genius anon
>>28335013
oh boy 10/10
>>28335013
Hahaha holy christ
>>28335042
>>28335097
>>28335109
>>28335113
Hello schlomo, nice samefagging
Great meme, neo-naizis are all sad virgin losers, right? ahhahah epic
>>28335135
not samefagging as I posted one of these. Also I am neo nazi. Sometimes I like to have a laugh too. Time to relax bro
>you've been on r9k, /b/, and /tv/ for 23 hours
>Chad can guarantee some Stacies will be deflowered
>let out REEEs when you ask an escort "please?" and they charge extra fees even if you shower
>pay a thousand GBPs just to risk STDs because her cottage cheese sour
>you have a 3 incher with ED, but Chad's like 'my dick'll do'
>another fantasy that won't come true is giving the ol' lickaroo
>the only cream you can hope to taste is in a pack of Dunkaroos
Alone at night you contemplate suicide.
She sleeps peacefully with Chad beside
>you will never experience human affection
>she always experiences Chad's erection
>>28333869
>you imagine her smell
>chad empties his ball inside her
>>28335029
>be wrong about a clear fact
>"ah yes, it must be everyone else who is silly, not me"
>You dream of resting your head on her tummy
>She exclaims that Chad's cum is yummy
Even though I'm African as fuck, I'll never be a Niger Chad
>>28335500
Holy shit not even that anon but you're autistic PLEASE stop posting
>>28335516
The term is tyrone and 4chan is only for white and asian people.
>>>/worldstarhiphop/
>you take her shopping and hold her bag
>Jamal's BBC makes her gag
>you spent all day alone in your room
>he reached all the way to the womb
>you browsed memes to make yourself laugh
>12 incher split her in half
>friends and companions you go without
>her pussy got blown the fuck out
>>28335950
>your dad says internet addiction must stop
>she swallows every last drop
>your cum jar sits atop your desk
>Chads seed is spilled across her chest
>chads on jewbook waiting to get likes
> I'm preparing for the fourth Reich, gas the kikes
> she's at home, sucking lots of dicks
>I slam the bolt home on my 30-.06
